小花匠M

1、The Lion, The Bear And The Fox（狮子、熊与狐狸）Long ago a lion and a bear saw a kid. They sprang upon it at the same time. The lion said to the bear, “I caught this kid first, and so this is mine.”"No, no," said the bear.“I found it earlier than you, so this is mine.” And they fought long and fiercely. At last both of them got very tired and could no longer fight.A fox who hid himself behind a tree not far away and was watching the fight between the lion and the bear, came out and walked in between them, and ran off with the kid. The lion and the bear both saw the fox, but they could not even catch the fox. The lion said to the bear, “We have fought for nothing. That sly fox has got the kid away.”从前，一只狮子和一只熊看见一个孩子，它们同时向他扑去。 狮子对熊说，“我首先捉住的这个孩子， 因此这个孩子是我的。”“不，不!”熊说，“我比你早发现的，因此他是我的。”它们激烈地争论了很久。最后它们两个感到非常疲乏，再也不能打斗了。不远处，一只狐狸正掩藏在树后，观看着狮子和熊之间的战斗，这时它走了出来，站在它们之间，叼走了这个孩子。 狮子和熊看到这个情形，但它们却不能捉住狐狸。 狮子对熊说：“我们争斗了那么久却什么也没得到，而这只狡猾的狐狸却把孩子叼走了。”2、The Boys And The Frogs（男孩与青蛙）One spring day some naughty boys were playing near a pond. They began to throw stones into the water. In the pond lived many frogs were much afraid of the boys, for the stones hurt some of the frogs. At last an old frog lifted his head out of the water and said, “Boys, please don’t throw stones at us.” The boys said, “We are only playing.” “I know that, but please stop throwing stones, my boys. What is play to you is death to us,” said the old frog. So the boys stopped throwing stones and went away.春天里的一天，一些顽皮的男孩在一个水塘边玩耍。他们开始往水里扔石块。许多生活在水塘里的青蛙非常害怕这些男孩，因为石头曾弄伤了他们中的一些。最后一只老青蛙把他的脑袋探出水面，他说：“孩子们，请别向我们扔石头。”男孩说：“我们只是在玩耍。”“我知道，但请别扔石头，孩子们。对你们而言的玩耍对我们可意味着死亡。”老青蛙说。因此男孩们不再扔石头并且离开了。3、Ye Gong was well-known for his fondness for dragons: In the house where he lived, dragons were painted on the walls and carved on the pillars and the four walls of his bedroom. There were dragons everywhere, up and down, front and back, with each dragon baring its teeth and brandishing1 its claws.In the heavens there was a real dragon. It was very happy to hear that Ye Gong was so fond of dragons.One day, the sky suddenly darkened, and then came wind, thunder and rain. The real dragon flew to Ye Gong's home. It poked2 its head into the window in the south and coiled its tail to the window in the north, rocking and rattling3 the whole house.At the sight of this real dragon, Ye Gong was frightened out of his wits. He trembled all over and hurriedly hid himself.So it turned out that what Ye Gong liked was painted and carved fake dragons but not real ones.叶公好龙叶公喜欢龙，已经出了名了。他住的屋子里，墙上画着龙，柱子上雕着龙，卧室四面的墙壁上也刻着龙，上上下下，前前后后，到处都是龙，一条条张牙舞爪。天上有一条真的龙，听说叶公这样喜欢龙，高兴极了。有一天，天空突然暗了下来，又是刮风，又是打雷，又是下雨，真龙飞到了叶公的家里。它把头伸进了南面的窗口，把尾巴绕到了北面的窗口，把整个屋子摇得格格直响。叶公看到这条真龙，一下子吓得魂飞魄散，浑身发抖，急忙躲了起来。原来，叶公喜欢的只是那些画着、雕着的假龙，而不是真龙！4、多言何益Zi qin once asked Mohist, "Teacher, it is true that the more you say the more attention you will get from people?"Mohist answered, "The grog and hop1 toad2 never stop shouting from day to night, but they get little from people. The rooster only sings only for a few minutes in the morning and wakes up all the people. So, it is not necessarily advisable to speak a lot."It doesn't matte how much you say, what matters is whether you can hit the nail on the head.子禽问墨子：“老师，话说得多是否就会引起人们的重视？”墨子回答说：“青蛙和癞蛤蟆的叫声从早到晚没有停过，但是，却几乎没有引起人们的注意。公鸡仅仅只在黎明时分叫上几声，便能将天下的人都唤醒.”因此，话多不一定有好处。话不在多，只要说到点子上就行了。5、An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."老猫一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。”

雅婷0302

儿童寓言故事Story 1 Three Good Friends One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can’t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, three of them become good friends. 故事一 三个好朋友一天，一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好朋友。Story 2 A Good BoyLittle Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 故事二 好孩子小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Story 3 Spring in the Green Season Spring is coming. Spring is the first season of the year. In China, spring comes in February. It is still cold, but it is getting warmer and warmer. The days get longer and longer. The leaves on the trees begin to turn green. Then they come up green leaves in the spring wind on the ground. Spring is also sowing time season. 故事三 春天来了，春天是每年的第一个季节。在中国，春天二月来临，那时候还是很冷，但是会运来月暖和，白昼悦来越长。树上的叶子开始变绿，沐浴着大地春风长出了嫩芽。春天也播种的季节。

沈阳老五0459

The Old Man and the Old CatAn old man has a cat. The cat is very old, too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad. One evening, the old cat sees a little mouse. He catches it, but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away.The old man is very angry. He beats his cat. He says: “You are a fool cat. I will punish you!” the cat is very sad. He thinks：“When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don’t like me because I’m too old to work. You should know you are old, too.”故事二 老人和老猫一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也非常老了。她跑得很快，但是牙齿很糟糕。一天王还是那个，这只老猫看见一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠，但是它却吃不了它，因为它的牙齿不够锋利了。这只小老鼠逃跑了。老人很生气，他打了小猫，并且对它说：“你这只蠢猫！我要惩罚你！”猫非常伤心，它想：“在我还年轻的时候，我为你努力工作。现在你却因为我太老了不能工作而不喜欢我。你应该知道你也老了。”

奔向八年

The Old Man and the Old CatAn old man has a cat. The cat is very old, too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad. One evening, the old cat sees a little mouse. He catches it, but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away.The old man is very angry. He beats his cat. He says: “You are a fool cat. I will punish you!” the cat is very sad. He thinks：“When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don’t like me because I’m too old to work. You should know you are old, too.”故事二 老人和老猫一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也非常老了。她跑得很快，但是牙齿很糟糕。一天王还是那个，这只老猫看见一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠，但是它却吃不了它，因为它的牙齿不够锋利了。这只小老鼠逃跑了。老人很生气，他打了小猫，并且对它说：“你这只蠢猫！我要惩罚你！”猫非常伤心，它想：“在我还年轻的时候，我为你努力工作。现在你却因为我太老了不能工作而不喜欢我。你应该知道你也老了。”

小天使006

Long long ago, there was a shepherd boy who grazed sheep on a hill everyday.One day the boy felt a little lonely and wanted to make fun of the farmers laboring at the foot of the hill. So he climbed up a big stone, and shouted:"wolves have come! wolves have come!"In a minute, the farmers came only to find there were no wolves at all. Seeing the farmers were taken in, the boy laughed and said, ‘I am just joking, Don't take it seriously.’ Then the farmers shook their head and left.A few days later, the farmers heard the boy shout again. So they ran up the hill and found that they were cheated again. Another day, several wolves really came. The boy was frightened and cried out: ‘ help! Wolves have come!” But this time, no one came.从前,有个放羊娃,每天都去山上放羊。一天,他觉得十分无聊,就想了个捉弄大家寻开心的主意。他向着山下正在种田的农夫们大声喊:“狼来了!狼来了!救命啊!”农夫们听到喊声急忙拿着锄头和镰刀往山上跑,他们边跑边喊:“不要怕,孩子,我们来帮你打恶狼!”农夫们气喘吁吁地赶到山上一看,连狼的影子也没有!放羊娃哈哈大笑:“真有意思,你们上当了!”农夫们生气地走了。第二天,放羊娃故伎重演,善良的农夫们又冲上来帮他打狼,可还是没有见到狼的影子。放羊娃笑得直不起腰:“哈哈!你们又上当了!哈哈!”大伙儿对放羊娃一而再再而三地说谎十分生气,从此再也不相信他的话了。过了几天,狼真的来了,一下子闯进了羊群。放羊娃害怕极了,拼命地向农夫们喊:“狼来了!狼来了!快救命呀!狼真的来了!”农夫们听到他的喊声,以为他又在说谎,大家都不理睬他,没有人去帮他,结果放羊娃的许多羊都被狼咬死了。

宜木构思家具

英语的小故事我们可以收藏起来给小朋友学习一下，下面就给大家分享一下英语故事，有时间的要看看哦 优秀的英语小故事 There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That‟s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That‟s why he‟s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don‟t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him „The Boss.‟” 老板 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!」老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问：「那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」 顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他：『老板!』」 Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg"? Student:In the cake,Sir. 鸡蛋在哪里? 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗? 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪? 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here,but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.” After Keaop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” “I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。” TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example? John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short. 老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子? 约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?” “我来试试看，”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。” A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was gladto take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【译文】 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。 “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” 英语小故事精选 ² One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell. 【一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。】 ² "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said. ² 【“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗?”老师说。】 ² "Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand." 【“是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”】 ² I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" 【“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”】 ² "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." 【“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”】 ² “I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” 【“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”】 “Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” 【“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”】 “Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” 【“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”】 ² Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example? 【老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子?】 ² John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short. 【约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。】 ² One day,a little m is playing by the well. 【一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。】 He looks in the well and shouts : 【它往井里一瞧，高喊道：】 “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” 【“噢!我的天!月亮掉到井里头啦!”】 An older ms runs over, takes a look,and says, 【一只大猴子跑来一看，说，】 “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” 简单的英语小故事 A bird was confined in a cage outside a window. She often sang at night when all other birds were asleep. One night a bat came. He asked the bird why she was silent by day and sang only at night. The bird answered, “Last year when I was singing in the daytime, a bird catcher heard my voice and caught me in his net.Since then I have never sung by day.” The bat replied, "But it is useless to do this now that you have become a prisoner." Then he flew away. 金丝雀与蝙蝠 挂在窗口笼里的金丝雀，经常在鸟儿睡着的夜里歌唱。 一天晚上，蝙蝠来了，飞过来问她为什么白天安静无声，夜里却要歌唱。 金丝雀回答说：“去年我在白天唱歌时，捕鸟人听到我的歌声抓住了我。从此，我再也不在白天唱歌了。” 蝙蝠说：“你现在才懂得谨慎已没用了，你若在变为囚徒之前就懂得，那该多好呀!”说完就飞走了。 寓意: 我们应该在危险发生之前就提高警觉，因为危险一旦发生，我们再怎样小心也没有用了

julielovecat

英语的小故事我们可以收藏起来给小朋友学习一下，下面就给大家分享一下英语故事，有时间的要看看哦 优秀的英语小故事 There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That‟s so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That‟s why he‟s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don‟t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him „The Boss.‟” 老板 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元?这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了!」老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。」顾客又问：「那这只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」 顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢?他会做什么?为什么要卖这么贵?」老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有!不过另外两只叫他：『老板!』」 Where is the egg? Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"? Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday. Teacher:Then where is the “egg"? Student:In the cake,Sir. 鸡蛋在哪里? 老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗? 学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。 老师：“鸡蛋”在哪? 学生：在蛋糕里，先生 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here,but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.” After Keaop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。” “I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” “Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” “Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” “对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。” “20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。” “是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。” TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example? John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short. 老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子? 约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?" "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.". 教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?” “我来试试看，”一位老太太说。 “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。” A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was gladto take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 【译文】 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。 “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” 英语小故事精选 ² One day, a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator, chick just got out of its egg shell. 【一天，老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。】 ² "It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the egg shell, isn't it?" the teacher said. ² 【“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，岂不是很奇妙的吗?”老师说。】 ² "Yes, sir." said one of the boys, " but it would be more wonderful if we knew how a chick gets in to its eggs hell before hand." 【“是的，老师。”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”】 ² I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" 【“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”】 ² "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it." 【“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”】 ² “I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .” 【“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”】 “Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!” 【“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元。”】 “Yes ，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .” 【“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”】 ² Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example? 【老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子?】 ² John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short. 【约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。】 ² One day,a little m is playing by the well. 【一天，有只小猴子在井边玩儿。】 He looks in the well and shouts : 【它往井里一瞧，高喊道：】 “Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!” 【“噢!我的天!月亮掉到井里头啦!”】 An older ms runs over, takes a look,and says, 【一只大猴子跑来一看，说，】 “Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!” 简单的英语小故事 A bird was confined in a cage outside a window. She often sang at night when all other birds were asleep. One night a bat came. He asked the bird why she was silent by day and sang only at night. The bird answered, “Last year when I was singing in the daytime, a bird catcher heard my voice and caught me in his net.Since then I have never sung by day.” The bat replied, "But it is useless to do this now that you have become a prisoner." Then he flew away. 金丝雀与蝙蝠 挂在窗口笼里的金丝雀，经常在鸟儿睡着的夜里歌唱。 一天晚上，蝙蝠来了，飞过来问她为什么白天安静无声，夜里却要歌唱。 金丝雀回答说：“去年我在白天唱歌时，捕鸟人听到我的歌声抓住了我。从此，我再也不在白天唱歌了。” 蝙蝠说：“你现在才懂得谨慎已没用了，你若在变为囚徒之前就懂得，那该多好呀!”说完就飞走了。 寓意: 我们应该在危险发生之前就提高警觉，因为危险一旦发生，我们再怎样小心也没有用了

甜甜小小宝Sally

好的故事总能够打动人心，你想阅读一些经典的英语故事吗?以下是为大家分享的经典英语小故事，供大家参考借鉴，欢迎浏览! A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time. 经典的英语小故事一翻译 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的.东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。 An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it. Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young." 经典的英语小故事二翻译 一位老妇有只猫，这只猫很老，它跑不快了，也咬不了东西，因为它年纪太大了。一天，老猫发现一只老鼠，它跳过去抓这只老鼠，然而，它咬不住这只老鼠。因此，老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了，因为老猫咬不了它。 于是，老妇很生气，因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫，猫说：“不要打你的老仆人，我已经为你服务了很多年，而且还愿意为你效劳，但是，我实在太老了，对年纪大的不要这么无情，要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情。” Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow". 经典的英语小故事三翻译 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".

亓亓小屋

爱情让人迷惘,于是有了 问世间情为何物 ,爱情让人欲罢不能,于是有了 只教人生死相许，下面这些是我为大家推荐的几篇英文爱情 故事 大全 英文 爱情故事 大全：1 The peach blossom fan The full moon that night's floor, bright transparent clear; That night a willow in accordance with the people, gentle dancing with the wind. For months he was drinking, chat with friends, but in the gentleness of the bend in the move to open view. Her hands holding a hip flask, wen wan smile, America laguna. Filed a hip flask, sleeves, her charming smile fill a glass of wine for him. Nostalgically down hip flask, secretly looked at him, her body to be present in the back, as the pipa guzheng ringing sound, dance. Gently swinging twirls and small ground step more lined with she revealed between the eyebrows of attraction. The peach blossom fan gently and agile one, half hidden edge covering her whole face. Is drinking her line of sight across the folding fan quietly looked at he enjoy dance, dance to distribute fragrance in the peach blossom fan, stroke with another hand twirls a left forward, full sleeve petals fell out of the split, bend over to her smile, in the rain flower silks and satins and folding fan with shoulder, red through the dimple hid her heart thoughts. With the audience with her he did not have a general idea, he stared at her up.and, mouth already don't know what is the taste of wine. He close not gazing at the line of sight, murmured a mouth: "almost spent outside the building, downstairs, take full sleeves. The daughter home, worry let, two eyebrows. Satin and folding fan by shoulder to swim, she again dimple red through." That night, he have lots of wine to drink, not the word; That night, she is a never-ending dance, sing not over. Inadvertently, face is a hot flush. She dance under a month for a long time for a long time, the already weak she is still in the rotation, the glance like water tender feelings, let her don't want to stop. From then on, he every night drinking, watching his dance; She also wine for him, every night to sing for him. They did not say anything, but knew each other's heart feeling. But destiny difficult violations, he is rich, handsome and talented set of a suit, and although she has the capacity of the whole, the advantages of the tilting, but just a little girl in this small restaurant, they two destined for lifelong commitment. That day, he went away, left the town, it was on that day, she waited for him for a night not see his dashing figure. Sunset rain show, will leave, late autumn mark in this paper. She every night waiting for, but again to see the figure sitting in the audience to drink. Her daily by window full moon, like the drizzle outside the window just how many, can't cut off. He is in another town, also miss her glance a smile every day, and she danced every dance, sing every word, the dream is always met her the night scene. He put the missing words written into the shining, poetic littered the streets, and he drift between the past small town has not been her again in the city. She is folding the willow in the city, the shining statement also sing the new sorrow, no one to listen. A few years later he still adrift, with a covered in wounds in midnight drinking, not the sorrow of missing in the heart. She took off her yard flowers purples, sowed the patches and tender is about to drip of the disc, them from the dock and along the river, and they can float in the place of him. Not miss is no longer suffer, he halfway turned back to the city of her first encounter with him. The willow because when the spring is in the city, the green buds covered with branches. Gust of spring breeze breeze, blowing the tree flocculant ShangMian white, like snow faded and fallen. It is this poetic, he saw the passionate to her. Her hand was a first take the peach blossom fan, only in the thoughts of the sector on a few more words. Her lethargy in the wind, in the hands of folding fan metamorphoses, fall to the ground. And he also surprised in place, until the tears across the cheek, hot feeling to let him know that it is not just a dream.英文爱情故事大全:2 Love makes waiting for life "Break up". My message to him, no punctuation emphasis, nor cute emoticons, dead silence as empty of refuse, removed the mobile phone card, don't give it a chance to ask why at all! I never thought, I always high cold, cold to let a person feel freezing cold! While he on a business trip, I a person walk through of all the places we had been together, SLR help me to record every familiar place, recalls the past scenes, floating floating in my heart. But I know, the big stones in my heart aroused waves, this time from now on with these memories. I favorite city look, tearful, do the deepest farewell. Listening to the songs ZhuangXinYan, tidy up your belongings, yes, I want to leave, I love to leave the city for many years, just to escape. Once upon a time, I'm betting, cities don't allow myself to hurt in love, or leave, but now leave, count yourself injured? I don't have time to think about these, pick up too many memories, burns my eyes, fall in my heart. (2) Met with him, because of a photo. Entering the university, as a bookworm, favorite places, of course, is the library. But I was in the library of the photos in the photo contest saw my own shadow, in a corner of the window, with white desk, a clean girl holding a book sitting on table, gentle sunshine, a little glow on her. I see a delusion, never thought so humble little girl taken can also be so beautiful, companion suddenly took me and the silly? The somebody else all violation of your image rights, you still not go to look for his theory theory? I a surprised, rightness, at least he this effect is how take out? So, I met with him, he didn't know he is sophomore computer science student, and as a freshman, I learn the financial accounting. Though different professional, we have a lot of things in common: professional is a waste of brain cells, like to read and write, tourist photographs. But, I never thought of, have adventures, and colors. But the world will always have a lot of, make many things strange. As time goes on, the more I found that I and he will always be the understanding of each other's words. In addition, I often happen to coincide in the library to meet with him, in a coffee shop, and even sometimes work encounter. It's doomed, isn't? Looked at me, trying to want to see the whole youth! Youth, however, get started? (3) In young age, always meets the foolish thing. But the idiot will fell in the pit of fog fog, and then in a fog. The most is bitter, so I always out-of-touch, but don't want to thoroughly subjugate this time. However, if you meet such a person, you won't really fall? Since college, I developed the habit of a do not love to eat breakfast, so the stomach is bad, but later, he wake me up on time every day, and then took me to eat breakfast. Although his family is rich, but still insist to go to work, he said, love depend on the material, but this material is to be responsible for his deeply engraved on my heart. I write good copy don't know why lost, he will be able to help me can or call back. He never like another me, I am wordless, he can know what I think, like what, so I never received a bouquet pruning, but all kinds of beautiful book, pen and small adorn article. We are together in a notebook to write mood diary, he kept during the day and night I custody, agreed with each other, to the twilight, write your own story together; We will go to play, he will patiently taught me the use of SLR method and skill to take photos, agreed with each other for each other for a lifetime of scenery, and the last stop is gulangyu island; We'll bubble is the city's largest library, together with the bread for a whole day, agreed on each other through the book here, do a real bookworm... Sometimes I peremptorily willfulness, snarling crayfish is a genuine, he is always very clever soothe me, make me obedient lovely doll. Perhaps, love is water, if lost, the flowers will wither. Later, he graduated from work, and I also need to spend a year at school. Start I'm afraid of, afraid of external factors can let us produce distance. A lot of things, will divide the interpersonal relationships, perhaps stranger from now on. Have to say, I'm a luckydog, also can thoroughly into the intelligence quotient is negative, completely fell into the pit. No matter how busy, he will be after the first time for me, on a business trip with small gift compensation I, will use various ways to express his heart. And now, I look at the past, not from get nose a acid, suddenly want to cry. Finally, I still strong, tears streaming down her face, never finishing on strength, holding himself tightly, curled up, things chest cough up hurt by silver bethanath across the ring - he promise when graduation, to trap me, forever! The rest of my life, perhaps for a long time, also perhaps is now. I just reached out and cut off his own lifetime, pack up the past, accompany to continue in the future. Thought, my graduation will be a perfect start, but now, only to find that, this is the end of the broken. A wave of his hand of fate brought me into another road, let I missed him, between him and me, only parallel, loss of equal since then should be won't meet again. I ended up with a cruel refuse story, is not worthy of nostalgia, is miss, be remembered? Thoughtful, you should be right. Lock up lust, back up the bags and headed for the stranger. (4) Leave, equal to, but, a person, alone to go where? Suddenly a voice in my head: a lot of people feel you like a girl in suzhou, not suitable for the coastal city of big waves. Well, suzhou, and keep the amorous, poplar and willows. Know in addition to my family, I also told my girlfriends, all the things she fears, both my body and mental, I comfort her, and I will be strong to let all the things have a happy end, I will write my whereabouts in the blog, focus on "good luck", is to protect me. I gave her a big smile, big hug, because I don't know, this time to leave, when to meet again? When the meet again, if I can recognize her with eyes? Gradually glides across the lonely and sad in my heart, but I can't cry. Goodbye favorite city, silently say goodbye to the favorite person, before I go, stood his home for a long time for a long time, long to I feel this is for a lifetime. Light scatter, I turned and, on the southbound train, I want to be with your eyes, a good rest. I want to pretend to have his company, when I can see the world, complete my dream, and he had walk the belong to our dream. With your own words, I in the editorial department has found a job successfully. Still under a pen name "edge" - pale predestination, also want to live to dream, although I know, have a heart, I will die in the in the mind, to rot. Away for so long, my heart is guilty, he said to me that love, not love. To him, love is respect, love is occupied. But to me, love is to leave, love is entangled. Miss away for so long, my heart, he said that once the text hiding himself, only to meet me, words is hidden under me, so now? Hiding who in words? Borrow my girlfriends QQ number to visit his space, time and time again to read his writing, read his heart. I saw him the most afraid of lonely, but finally when he wrote to start a new relationship, I stopped the silent attention, love, felt relieved, and then I will easily to start her own life. I work hard, earn a lot of a lot of money, then go to travel, and constantly update their own blog, only the text. Years later, maybe in my eyes is the decoration, so, I just left the scenery in my heart. Although my blog without pictures, but bo powder increasingly multiplication, or share with each and every one of their own good, be a kind of happiness. (5) Time in a hurry, unconsciously I danced around a few times, he has always been my hidden in a corner, but he is sunshine, warm my heart. More want to forget, more memorable, and ran aground in the love of nature, like the method of poison, erode my every cell, is not here right now. Travel, tourism, tourism, in cities, in the city, in the city! Even shuttle in every city, the heart will still stay at the origin, never leave. But, I can't go back, already can't go back! Then with the wind. Each to a city, I will still be used to buy a beautiful book, but more think it's rare to see admire; I will go with a variety of small ornaments shop, but never take away one thing; I will choose a holding a warm day, in the coffee shop take in a seat near a window, a quiet afternoon; I still like to walk in the street looking around, or people will see similar to his, want to run in the past, but tell yourself, how could he come here? I don't quit the habit, just quietly from nosy I grow up to be me. The days passed, her eyes grew blurred. Perhaps it is time I went to gulangyu island. I write my blog: If two people pledge into a person's romance Gulangyu is not far away? Who escaped the line of sight Who fulfilled who lie? If at that time not see At this time also can miss? The last stop Stand out of the fate of prejudice If there is reincarnation Don't live up to meet! (6) Player's head, the second day ready for departure. But got a parcel at this time, I opened, suddenly found a stack of photos and two ticket: a picture is on the corner of the every city I have ever been to me, my coffee shop, bookstore of I, I'm in the wind, the rain I, in the sun I; Ticket ticket is gulangyu, a write my name, and the other one, I froze: jung - right, is he, like a flash of lightning split into my heart, I nearly fainted! My eyes blurred, plain edge, edge, can live the dream? The ticket below, it is a postcard, qiu jin powerful font greeted, familiar, too familiar, just can't believe the sight of all is a dream, isn't it, isn't it, isn't it??????? I will go to: postcards, word read word Meet, like a thief Steal my heart gentle In ten thousand, from the fear of soft enough Indirect light, turned out the warmth of your hand Photo frames I forget about Can you the goblins With my all, slip away I forgot to talk, forget to smile Forget to follow you, escape from the earth together But used to drive, I have to find you In fact you have been in the palm of my hand Never leave I stay in the office in front of you For your blog writing poetry This time I want to guard you Never leaving I'll be your eyes I'll be your eyes Take you have seen every scenery, through every inch of the land I know your mind See through your self-esteem I hesitated, wandering Foolhardy would I scare you off? I'm so scared to lose So I've been doing a stealth, protect you well Forgive you surprised, you are the one, no branch can depend on you, forgive you all You must believe that no matter what happens can alienate our promise You remember, as long as you call me I will appear You are never alone I'd like to forward to give you a sense of security My cell phone number has never changed That heart, waiting for forever - jung Word my heart pulled up, forcefully pain, it turns out that I've seen in the figure, is he, he has been! Then open the box below: a beautiful book, open, is his endless tenderness, write "together" we been city; One unique small adorn article, is willing to part with or use I pick it up and down. I have tears, focus attention on the things in front of all the whole, he gently to my neck in silver bethanath remove, remove the ring, predominantly wear in my hand: be ring is inescapable, it's a curse, only I can solve! I looked at him, and his eye in floating in the sunlight and gentle! 英文爱情故事大全:3 Time in a hurry, the thick love White is the color of you; , "lo lo" generous character; Because, because of you! Despite, in spite of all you want to do him; The sea, and the general mind hold anyone bully him... Heroin, it is you, I'm afraid you all "addiction" to each other! "You his mama be sick..." "I am sick..." "Sick quickly take medicine!" "You are the medicine." Simple confessions, start your youth throb. Mishaps life, made your flame. Eight years ago, and you meet, to know each other, love each other. Eight years later, you read, together, together. Course because, as you help HaiZha mother died almost lost his life, you to Gu Hai rescued him from the car with his hands, and you alone to make his father agreed to join the army... Gu Hai, for the sake of course because of the reputation of your classmates badly wounded, in order to protect the course because you blocked the truck for him dying, you in order to propose to his three hundred million yuan with lamp Mosaic "course because, let's get married!" ...... In a car accident have not break up you, but to the world that you love. The love of youth, perhaps the youth; Love, as an adult should be mature. Eat together, sleep together, to go to school together, fishing, elope together... This is once upon a time. Eat together, sleep together, struggle together, together hand in hand and together always... This is forever. Course, now you are the captain, but still able to Gu Hai weakness. Gu Hai now that you are "by sea" of the company's big boss, but still for course with tea to send meal. You have become an integral part of each other, love each other, do not need to express in words, even if only one eye can feel each other's heart. Time in a hurry, you from the impulse of youth into a mature man, eight years time, mishaps, but it was not polished the sincere heart. The thick love, let you from the most beautiful years to perfect now, eight years time, ordinary, but the deep feeling is full. I moved for you, also for you. because Although the time in a hurry Still love the thick I wish you hand in hand this life concomitant forever. Time in a hurry, the thick love; Warm my heart, touched my feeling...英文爱情故事大全相关 文章 ： 1. 爱情英文故事 2. 英语爱情故事:爱的表白 3. 英语爱情故事:爱会伴随你的一生 4. 日常生活情景对话:爱情故事 5. 真实爱情故事大全

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在儿童成长所需的这个丰富多彩的世界里,故事能够很好的满足学生的好奇心,娱乐心,探索心,智慧心和游戏心。我分享一分钟的英语故事，希望可以帮助大家! 一分钟的英语故事：厉归真学画虎 plete nirvana painting a tiger Five dynasties painting tiger famous through the pany since the childhood like painting, especially like painting a tiger, but not having seen the tiger really, always painted sick cats, the tiger so he decided to enter the mountains, visit the tiger, really experienced untold hardships, with the help of Orion's uncle, finally met the tiger really, through a lot of sketch copy, the painting techniques by leaps and bounds, tiger's tiger lifelike, a few can be spurious. Since then, and spent most of his time visited many famous mountains and great rivers, see more birds beast, finally bee a generation of masters. 五代画虎名家历归真从小喜欢画画，尤其喜欢画虎，但是由于没有见过真的老虎，总把老虎画成病猫，于是他决心进入深山老林，探访真的老虎，经历了千辛万苦，在猎户伯伯的帮助下，终于见到了真的老虎，通过大量的写生临摹，其的画虎技法突飞猛进，笔下的老虎栩栩如生，几可乱真。从此以后，他又用大半生的时间游历了许多名山大川，见识了更多的飞禽猛兽，终于成为一代绘画大师。 一分钟的英语故事：Xu xiake aim at the world One day, the river a strange thing happened, a lot of people in the salvage of shishi drowning, but how also can not find. At this time, a man named xu xiake child said, as long as the river and go up, can find the stone lion. Shishi indeed found, everyone praised the intelligent child. He is grow up to be the great geographer and traveller xu xiake. 有一天，江边发生了一件怪事，很多人在打捞落水的石狮，却怎么也找不着。这时，一个叫徐霞客的小孩说，只要溯江而上，就能找到石狮。果然石狮找到了，大家都赞誉这个聪颖的小孩。原来他就是长大后成为伟大地理学家、旅行家的徐霞客。 一分钟的英语故事：Hua tuo Hua tuo, characters, and the eastern han dynasty last years, The Three Kingdoms period of countries now anhui remend her county people, is our country ancient famous therapists. Hua tuo invented "hemp boiling away", is a kind of very effective general anesthesia, one thousand six hundred years earlier than western drugs, hua tuo's contribution to the world of medicine is enormous. Don't think hua tuo life down is offering, hua tuo to study medicine when I was young, experienced untold hardships. 华佗拜师学艺 华佗，字元化，东汉末年、三国时期沛国今安徽亳县人，是我国古代著名的医学家。华佗发明的“麻沸散”，是一种很有效的全身 *** ，比西方的 *** 要早一千六百年左右，华佗对世界医学的贡献非常巨大。不要以为华佗一生下来就是神医，华佗小时候学医，经历了千辛万苦。

专业的吃货一枚

国外的情感类网站有exboyfriendrecovery，是讲怎么和男友复合的，还有LonelyTweets ，提供在线孤独情感展示墙，可以自我宣泄个人情感，分享感受和想法，挺有意思的，国内经常去的是彼爱(BiiB),主要去看一些情感类故事，学习一些爱情，婚姻如何经营。

小熊爱兔兔

英语 故事 会出现学生认识或是不认识的单词，而这个单词的重复不断出现，会加深同学们对单词的记忆。这种记忆不是死记硬背，而是在潜移默化中，让学生记住。这次我给大家整理了英语幽默小故事，供大家阅读参考。 更多故事相关内容推荐↓↓↓ ★经典安徒生童话故事★ ★真实感人的故事★ ★中国历史寓言故事★ ★三国演义经典故事★ ★中外著名儿童故事★ 英语幽默小故事1 Don't Pick Up the Money on the Ground An economist professor and a student are walking down the street when they see a $20 bill lying on the sidewalk in front of them. The student goes to pick up the money but his professor stops him and tells him not to bother. Why not? If it were a real twenty-dollar bill, someone would have picked it up  already. Everything that can be invented has been invented. 别捡地上的钱 一位经济学教授和一名学生正在大街上行走，这时他们看到前面的人行道上躺着一张20美元面值的钞票。学生走过去准备捡，教授制止了他，告诉他别自寻烦恼。 “为什么不捡?” “假如那是一张真20美元钞票的话，早就有人捡走了。” “该发明的都已经被发明出来了。” 英语幽默小故事2 The Less You Know, the More Money You Make Theorem: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money. As every engineer knows, Power=Work/Time. Since Knowledge=Power, and Time=Money, we have Knowledge=Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money=Work/Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make. 知识越少挣钱越多 定理：工程师和科学家永远应当比经济专家挣钱少。 下面是对该定理的一个严格的数学证明： 假设一：知识就是力量(Power)。 假设二：时间就是金钱。 每个工程师都知道：功率(Power)= 。既然知识=力量，时间=金钱，我们有：知识= 。求解金钱表达式，我们得到：金钱= 。 因此，当知识趋于零时，无论你做了多少功，金钱趋于无穷大。 结论：知识越少，你挣得的金钱就越多。 英语幽默小故事3 They Should Be Playing at Night A therapist, a priest and an economist go golfing. The group ahead of them is extremely slow, leading to  some frustration among the three. Their complaints are overheard, and a man from the group ahead walks over  to them. He introduces himself as an aide because the group of golfers he is with is blind! The aide thanks the three in appreciation for  their patience for the blind golfers. The priest goes, "Oh no, all my life I've preached for all to be better to my fellow man and here I am complaining about  the blind!" The therapist says, "I've been trained my whole life to help others and here I am complaining about the blind, shame on  me!" The economist says, "Oh no! They should be playing at night." 他们本该在晚上打球 神父、心理学家和经济学家三人结伴打高尔夫。前面的一组打球进度极其缓慢，这让三人大为恼火。他们开始抱怨，前面那组中的一人听到抱怨声后朝他们走了过来。他 自我介绍 说是前面那组球手们的助手，因为那组球手都是盲人。助手感谢他们三位耐心等待。神父听后忙说：“哦，不会吧?我一辈子都在祈祷同胞们过上更美好的生活，而我却在这里抱怨这些盲人!”心理学家也赶紧说：“我一生的信条是帮助别人，可是我却在这里抱怨这些盲人，我真惭愧!”这时只听经济学家说：“哦，别这样!他们本该在晚上打球的。” 英语幽默小故事4 A fellow pilot flying over the Midwest heard an air-traffic controller trying to contact an airliner for normal frequency change.“Flight 354，“said the controller，"contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.“The request was repeated several times with no reply from the pilot.Finally，in exasperation the controller raised his voice."Flight 354，Simon says contact Kansas City Center on frequency 135.5.”The call was acknowledged with an emharrassed reply and prompt compliance. 一名飞行员在中西部上空听到地面指挥塔的指挥员在呼叫一民航调整其正常接收频率。"354航班，”指挥塔在呼叫，“请与堪萨斯市中心135.5频率联系。”这一指令重复了几次之后，竟没得到任何回音。最后，指挥塔的指挥员显然是被激怒了，他大声地锐:"354航班，西蒙说速与135. 5预率联系。”这一声显然奏效，只听对方慌忙地做了回答并迅速服从了指挥。” 英语幽默小故事5 Even My Driver Can Answer that Question A famous game theorist, having won the Clark prize, was set to give a series of lectures at prestigious universities throughout the northeast. For the task, he hired a car and driver to take him from place to place . With nothing else to do, the driver would sit in on  the highly technical lectures. After several lectures, the driver commented to the economist, "You know, I've heard your lecture so much that I think I could deliver it myself." The economist found this idea intriguing and decided to switch places with him at his next lecture. The driver gave the talk flawlessly. However, after the lecture, some one in the audience asked him a rather technical question that the driver had no idea how to even begin to answer. The driver considered it for a moment, and then replied, "That question is so easy, even my driver can answer it." 甚至我的司机都能回答那个问题 一位著名的博弈论专家一获得克拉克奖便开始在东北部各个知名大学展开一系列讲座。为了完成这项任务，他租了一辆车并雇了一名司机载着他到处赶场。没有别的事可做的司机就坐在课堂里听专家那科技含量颇高的讲座。几场讲座下来，司机对这位经济学家说：“我听了这么多次你的讲座，我觉得我自己也能讲了。”经济学家觉得这个想法很有趣，于是决定下次作讲座时他们两个互换位置。 司机完美无瑕地完成了演讲。可是当讲座结束后，听众中有人问了他一个技术含量相当高的问题，他不知如何开口回答。司机沉思了一会，回答道：“这个问题太简单了，连我的司机都能回答。” 英语幽默小故事相关 文章 ： ★ 英语幽默小故事合集5篇 ★ 英语幽默小故事合集5篇 ★ 英语幽默小故事10篇 ★ 英语幽默小故事合集7篇 ★ 幽默英语小故事16篇笑死人的 ★ 英语幽默小故事10篇(2) ★ 英语幽默小故事汇总大全 ★ 英语幽默小故事四篇 ★ 英语小故事5分钟幽默 ★ 英语幽默小故事带翻译精选

许清池79

在中国英语作为一门外语拥有最多的外语学习者，英语演讲已成为我们生活中必不可少的一部分,并且能有效地帮助我们发展语言应用及交际能力。下面是我为你整理的几篇英语小故事演讲2分钟，希望能帮到你哟。 but i know，life is tough,and there are always ups and downs, maybe we fail in the way to our aims,and we may feel depressed ,whenever at this time, the dream in our heart can always comfort us, encourage us ,and support us to move ahead . young!fortunately, i am young now. just due to it, i know that nothing is impossible.i firmly believe that nothing can stand in my way. if i can't realize my dream,it result from that i haven't work harder enough and i won't find other excuses. if no people believe you, you can make it to prove that you are right. if you think the god haven't blessed you and there is no truth here, you can become the god and create the truth. "my breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow, my sword is famous in kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains." at some time in the past i also had am bitious words and i had some achievements. each achievement results from my hard work. i always believe that "if you want to have more achievements than others, you must work harder." in some extent, the dream is the hope. if you can insist on doing something, the victory will come. hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field frozen with snow. so my dear friends, think of your old and maybe dead dreams. whatever it is, pick it up and make it alive from today. let's--- move ----out! thank you for your listening! good afternoon ，ladies and gentlemen! i’m very honored to stand here and give you a short speech! to begin with ,i want to ask a question .does everybody dream a good dream last night? actually ,today i want to talk about dream with you. of course, what i want to talk is not a dream you have last night,but a dream—— about life. everyone has dreams about life, different dreams at different life stage,and we need dreams to support us. dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners(水手),we can chart our course by them. with the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer confused.with the dream, there is hope,with hope, we have the strength to fight. i have a dream: to be a doctor.，because doctor may relieve the pain of patients. may let the human change the health. at the same time, i believed that, those who help others may be able to obtain joyfully. therefore, i hoped in the near future ,i might be a doctor. my dream everyone has a dream. i often ask myself. when i was a little boy, i wanted to be a soldier with a gun so that i could defend our motherland.now i am a young boy with a new dream——to be a doctor. i want to be a famous doctor, helping the sick and saving their lives. i also saw some people who were suffering and dying of ill-nesses. i made up my mind to become a doctor, so that i can help the sick people and cure them of their diseases. china is a develop-ing country. she needs good medicine and good doctors, especially in the countryside and lonely villages. i want to try my best to help the poor sick people of our country. i want to let them have an opportunity to receive excel-lent treatments for their illnesses without having to pay much or any money. i'll do every bit to cure the incurable. i hope to see a world where there is no cancer, no aids, no fatal diseases. i'm confident that through the joint efforts of you and me, man will put an end to his bodily sufferings and this dream of mine will one day be brought into reality.

后果你在哪儿

在英语学习的初级阶段 ,根据第一语言习得的相关理论及儿童心理特征的研究 ,讲故事有助于激发儿童的语言学习兴趣 ,并能使其处于积极而活跃的最佳学习状态。我整理了适合教学的英语故事短文，欢迎阅读! Kevin had just finished dessert. It was a piece of dark chocolate, washed down with a glass of cold milk. Delicious! He rinsed his mouth out with a glass of water, and then spit into the kitchen sink. He sat down at the dining room table and grabbed some floss. He carefully flossed his top teeth and then his bottom teeth. Flossing was a chore. The floss almost always got stuck between two teeth in the upper back and two teeth in the lower front. Finally finished, he threw the frayed floss into the trash. He went into the bathroom and grabbed his electric toothbrush. TV ads always show people putting toothpaste onto the entire length of the brush. Of course, that was to get them to use up the tube faster so they’d have to buy another tube sooner. Kevin put just a little toothpaste onto the brush. He brushed for about a minute. He spent another 30 seconds brushing his tongue. Then he spit out all the toothpaste, and gargled and spit again. Brushing and flossing are such a pain, he thought. If they can put a man on the moon, why can't they invent something easier and faster than toothpaste and dental floss? Look at those damn shopping carts, Joe thought. Two of them were parked on his front lawn. Two more were parked behind his car in the driveway. His neighborhood had gone to hell. He lived half a mile from Foodco, a supermarket chain. Nobody should take a shopping cart half a mile from the supermarket. And no one with any respect for others should leave a shopping cart in a stranger's yard. Shoppers should push the cart out to their car, and then leave it there. If they don't own a car, they should buy their own personal cart to transport their groceries home. He called Foodco to tell them that four carts were on his property. They said they would be over as soon as they could. That meant about a week. Throughout his neighborhood, carts were scattered in various places, including the streets themselves. As if kids, pets, and potholes weren't enough, drivers now had to dodge shopping carts. Joe wondered how there could be any left in the supermarket. Foodco paid over $100 for each cart, so he thought they'd guard them better. Instead, they did nothing to secure the carts. They simply paid someone to drive around the neighborhood once or twice a week to pick up stranded carts. Joe opened the yellow pages of his phone book. He was going to hire a contractor to build a fence around his lawn and a locking gate for his driveway. Enough was enough. Tourists from around the world visit Hollywood. Buses take them past the Hollywood sign. At Grauman's Chinese Theater, they press their hands into the imprints of movie stars who long ago pressed their hands into wet cement. Tourists pause at the gold stars in the sidewalks with the movie stars' names on them. Buses drive past movie stars' houses. Tourists hope to see a star chatting with friends or tanning by the pool. Unfortunately, most of the houses are behind high hedges or down long winding driveways; tourists are lucky to even see a chimney. And finally, tourists take pictures everywhere and with everyone. A popular picture opportunity in Hollywood is with movie characters like Chewbacca from "Star Wars." However, Chewbacca might not be so popular anymore. Last week, outside Grauman's, Chewbacca gave two young female tourists a hard time. He kept trying to hug them as they took pictures of each other. The tour bus driver yelled at Chewbacca to leave the ladies alone. Chewbacca took off his headpiece, walked over to the driver, and head-butted him. The driver fell to the sidewalk. Someone called 911, and the cops came and arrested Chewbacca. Chewbacca was not apologetic. "Women come to America looking for Prince Charming, and here I am!" he shouted to all. "I hope they leave him in jail," said a tourist, who saw the whole incident. "That guy's an idiot."

芳芳Flora

给你个链接，伊索寓言，都是英文的。这是给儿童讲故事的，比较简单易懂。还有插图。如果要故事，不是寓言，就从这里选。

肚皮吃饱了

英语寓言故事一：The one-eyed doe一只眼睛的母鹿 A doe had lost one of her eyes, and could not see anyone approaching her from one side. In order to avoid any danger, she always ate on a high cliff near the sea, and looked at the land with her good eye when she was eating. By this means she could see whenever the hunters approached her on land. But one hunter found out that she was blind in one eye. He rowed a boat under the cliff, and shot her from the sea. 一只眼睛的母鹿 有头瞎了一只眼睛的母鹿，没有办法看到从瞎了的那只眼的方向靠近她的东西。 为了躲避危险， ( ) 她总是在海边的一处高崖上吃草。在她吃东西的时候，她用那只好的眼睛注视着陆地。 用这种方法，她防备来自陆地上的猎人的袭击。 但是一个猎人发现她的一只眼睛是瞎的，就划着船从海上将她射杀了。 寓意： 人们常常对容易预见的危险严加防范，却忽视自认为很安全的方面。 英语寓言故事二：鸽子和蚂蚁 An ant was drinking at a river. Suddenly he slipped, and fell into the water. A dove took pity on him. She threw a small branch into the river. The ant seized the bough, and swam back to the shore. A few days later, the ant saw a hunter aiming a gun at the dove. He bit the man in the foot sharply. The man missed the shot, and the dove's life was saved. The dove felt very grateful. She made good friends with the ant. 鸽子和蚂蚁 一只蚂蚁到河边饮水，却不幸掉入河中。 一只鸽子看见，扔下一段树枝，将他救起。 过了不久，蚂蚁看见猎人正在拿枪瞄准鸽子，就狠狠地朝他脚上咬了一口，没让他打中。 鸽子非常感激蚂蚁。从此，他们成了好朋友。 这个寓言故事告诉我们：有些朋友也许平时看似微不足道，但却有可能在我们身处困境的.时候提供巨大的帮助。听完小故事，小朋友们也应该多多学会讲故事。 英语寓言故事三：一颗小苹果树 A man walking in the night slipped from a rock. Afraid that he would fall down thousands of feet, because he knew that place was a very deep valley, he took hold of a branch that was hanging over the rock. In the night all he couls see was a bottomless abyss. He shouted, his own shout reflected back--there was nobody to hear. You can imagine that man and his whole night of scare. Every moment there was death, his hands were becoming cold, he was losing his grip…… and as the sun came out he looked down and he laughed. There was no abyss. Just six inches down there was a rock. He could have rested the whole night, slept well---the rock was big enough---but the whole night was a nightmare. Fear is only six inches deep. Now it is up to you whether you want to go on cling to the branch and turn your life into a nightmare, or whether you would love to leave the branch and stand on your feet. There is nothing to fear. 一个人在赶夜路时，突然从岩石上跌了下去，吓得他赶紧抓住了岩石上的树枝，因为他知道这一带有个深谷，一不小心就会跌入上千英尺的深渊。一晚上，他唯一能看到的就是深不见底的峡谷。他大呼救命，但只听到了自己的回音---没有人能听到他呼救。 你可以想象一下他的处境和整晚的恐惧。死神随时都可能降临。他的手开始发凉，渐渐地抓不住了…当太阳升起的时候，他朝下看了看，笑了。下面压根就没有什么深渊。在他下方六英尺的地方有一块大石头。岩石那么大，他本可以在那儿休息一个晚上，美美的睡上一觉，但昨晚他却在梦魇中度过。 恐惧只是六英尺的距离而已。接下来，到了你做决定的时候了：你是想要继续抓着树枝过梦魇一般的生活，还是更喜欢把手从树枝上松开，双脚着地？ 真的没有什么好害怕的。

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以故事来激发学生对英语学习的兴趣是实践多元化教学模式的重要途径。我精心收集了关于三分钟英语故事演讲稿，供大家欣赏学习! 英语故事演讲稿(一)： Three Foxes Once there were three foxes， they worked together。 They lived a happy life。 Little by little， the youngest fox became lazy， and often quarreled with the other foxes。 The eldest had to leave， and the second fox was driven off， too。 Looking at the warm house with a lot of good food in it， the youngest fox smiled。 The eldest fox opened a new hill again。 The second eldest fox dug a pool。 Two of them because rich soon。 The youngest fox ate up the food left by the other two foxes。 In the end it felt so cold and hungry that it could not stand up。 三只狐狸 从前有三只狐狸，他们愉快地工作和居住在一齐。最小的狐狸又懒又坏，经常同其他的两只狐狸争吵，气走了它的大哥和二哥。最小的狐狸得意地住在温暖的房子里享受着丰富的食品。老大重新开了一块小山坡种地。老二挖了池塘，不久他们过上了富裕的生活。最小的狐狸吃完了那些狐狸留下的所有食物，最后又冷又饿连站也站不起来。 英语故事演讲稿(二)： Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a Well There is a frog。 He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well。 He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the well。 One day a crow es to the well。 He sees the frog and says， “Frog， let’s have a talk。” Then the frog asks， “Where are you from?” “I fly from the sky，” the crow says。 The frog feels surprised and says， “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well。 How do you fly from the sky?” The crow says， “The sky is very big。 You always stay in the well， so you don’t know the world is big。” The frog says， “I don’t believe。” But the crow says， “You can e out and have a look by yourself。” So the frog es out from the well。 He is very surprised。 How big the world is! 坐井观天 有一只青蛙住在井底，他从来没有去过井外面。他以为天空就和井口一样大。 一天， 一只乌鸦飞到井边，看见青蛙，就对它说：“青蛙，咱们聊聊吧。”青蛙就问他：“你从哪里来?”“我从天上来。青蛙惊讶了，就说：“天空就只有这井口这么大，你怎样会从天上飞来呢?” 乌鸦说：“天空很大。只但是你一向呆在井里，所有不明白世界很大。”青蛙说：“我不相信。”乌鸦说：“你能够出来，自我看看嘛。” 于是青蛙来到井外。他十分惊讶，原先世界这么大! 英语故事演讲稿(三)： 小蝌蚪找妈妈 tadpole’s mummy today i say the story is 。 spring es。(春天来了。)the tadpoles are missing their mummy。(小蝌蚪们想妈妈了。)they want to look for her。(他们要去找她。) a duck is ing。(一只鸭子游过来了。)“mummy，mummy!”(“妈妈，妈妈!”) the duck says:(鸭子说:)“sorry，i’m not your mummy。(对不起，我不是你们的妈妈。)your mummy has a white belly!(你们的妈妈有一个白肚皮!)” the tadpoles say:(小蝌蚪说:)“thank you!good-bye!”(“多谢您!再见!”) a fish is ing。(一条鱼游过来了。)“mummy，mummy!”(“妈妈，妈妈!”) the fish says:(鱼说:)“sorry，i’m not your mummy。(对不起，我不是你们的妈妈。)your mummy has two big eyes。(你们的妈妈有两只大眼睛。)” the tadpoles say:(小蝌蚪说:) “thanks!bye!”(“多谢您!再见!”) a turtle ising。(一只乌龟游过来了。)“mummy，mummy!”(“妈妈，妈妈!”) the turtle says:(乌龟说:)“sorry，i’m not your mummy。(对不起，我不是你们的妈妈。)your mummy wears a green dress。(你们的妈妈穿着一件绿衣服。)” the tadpoles say:(小蝌蚪说:)“thanks a lot!see you!”(多谢您!回头见!) jest then，(正在这时，)the frog is ing。(青蛙游过来了。) the tadpoles say:(小蝌蚪说:)“mummy，mummy!”(“妈妈，妈妈!”) the frog says:(青蛙说:)“how are you，my babies!(你们好啊!我的宝贝!)i love you so much!(我是多么爱你们啊!)” 英语故事演讲稿(四)： A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate， a plump， middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind， lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back。 Her momentum carried her close to my shoes。 Before I could help her， however， she had scrambled up。 Gaining her posure， she winked at me and said， "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?" 摔倒的女人 上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自我爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗?” 英语故事演讲稿(五)： I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother。 "Yes， dear，" she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " Notes: 1 poisonous adj。有毒的 2 Cause I've just bitten my tongue 因为我刚咬了自我的舌头。 句中 Cause 是 Because 的缩略形式。 我刚咬破自我的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

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在繁忙的学习工作中，阅读一些幽默笑话是我们放松心情的好方式。既然这样，那么你知道英语幽默小 故事 有哪些吗？下面我为大家带来英语幽默小故事16篇_英语趣味小故事，希望大家喜欢! 英语幽默小故事1：Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!" The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!" The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE". 幽默故事翻译：中间战术 三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。 右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!” 左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!” 中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。 英语幽默小故事2：Very Pleased to Meet You During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers. One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months. Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England. Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys." "Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said. "Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister." "I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!" 幽默故事翻译： 在第二次世界大战中，有许多年轻的妇女在军营中服役。琼.飞利浦斯是其中之一。她在一个大军营中工作，当然遇到了许多男士，包括军官和士兵。 一天晚上她在舞会上遇到了军官汉弗雷斯。他对她说，“我明天就要 出国 ，但如果我们能够相互写信，我会很高兴。”琼同意了，于是他们几个月里一直通着信。 后来，他再没有来信。她收到了另一个军官的信，告诉她，他受伤了，住在英格兰的某个部队医院里。 琼到了医院，她对护士长说，“我来看望军官汉弗雷斯。” “这里只有亲属可以探望病人。”护士长说。 “噢，是的，”琼说，“我是他的妹妹。” “很高兴认识你，”护士长说，“我是他的母亲。” 英语幽默小故事3：Two Soldiers Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?" Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him. Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one. Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?" Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door. George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped. "What do you want now?" Bill said to him. George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?" 幽默故事翻译： 军营里有二名士兵，一个叫乔治，一个叫比尔。乔治问：“比尔，你有信纸、信封吗?” 比尔说：“有。”然后把信纸和信封给了乔治。 乔治又说：“我还没有笔呢。”比尔又把自己的笔给了他。乔治开始写信。写完后把信放进信封里，又问：“比尔，你有邮票吗?”比尔给了他一张。 这时比尔站起来，向门口走去。乔治问：“你要出去吗?” 比尔说：“是的。”随即打开了门。 乔治说：“请帮我把这封信投进办公室的信箱里，还有...”他停住了。 “你还要什么?”比尔问。 乔治看着信封说：“你女朋友的地址是-?” 英语幽默小故事4：Five Months Older The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18. But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised. "How old are you?" he said. "Eighteen, sir," said John. "But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?" "Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am." 幽默故事翻译：五个月大 第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。 可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。 “你多大了?”军医问。 “十八，长官。”约翰说。 “可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?” 约翰脸红了，说：“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。” 英语幽默小故事5：West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point." One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point." 幽默故事翻译： 父亲、哥哥和我到西点军校去观看一场陆军与波士顿大学之间的 橄榄球 赛。开始之前，我们到处转了转，碰到许多穿着整齐制服的学员。几名游客问新兵是否愿意摆出军姿来让他们摄。“好让我们的儿子知道，如果他到西点军校来学习会得到什么。” 一对中年夫妇走近一名非常漂亮的女学员，问她是否愿意摆个姿势照相。他们解释说：“我们想让儿子知道他没来西点军校错过了什么。” 英语幽默小故事6：Present for Girlfriend At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked. The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it ‘To my one and only love‘. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again." 幽默故事翻译：送给女友的礼物 在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗?”珠宝商问道。 那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不--在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’。这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。” 英语幽默小故事7：Be Careful What You Wish For A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me." The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety. 幽默故事翻译：慎重许愿 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。 庆祝活动中，一位仙女出现了。她说，由于他们是已经结婚25年的恩爱夫妻，因此她给许给这对夫妻每个人一个愿望。 妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一声，她的手中出现了一张票。 接下来该丈夫许愿了。他犹豫片刻，害羞地说，“那我想要一位比我年轻30岁的女人。” 仙女拾起了 魔术 棒。“呯!”，他变成了90岁。 英语幽默小故事8：Wood Fire One woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. "Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened." "Does that mean," asked the other, "that they make ashes of themselves?" 幽默故事翻译：森林之火 一名妇女向她最好的朋友大谈雄性动物的特性：“丈夫们就像是森林里的火，一不注意，他们就会燃烧起来。” “那是不是意味着，”另一个问道，“他们将自己烧成灰烬?” 英语幽默小故事9：Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. "The best way, sir," said the deck hand, "is to say nothing about it. If the other fellows knew I‘d pulled you out, they‘d chuck me in." 幽默故事翻译：最好的奖赏 一名海军军官从甲板上掉入海中。他被一名甲板水手救起。这位军官问如何才能酬谢他。 “最好的办法，长官，”这名水手说，“是别声张这事。如果其他人知道我救了您，他们会把我扔下去的。” 英语幽默小故事10：Napoleon Was ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year. "He‘s a good boy," said Jack‘s father, "and if you let him pass this time, I‘m sure he‘ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well." "No, no, that‘s quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn‘t know!" "Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack‘s father. "You see, I‘m afraid we don‘t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill." 幽默故事翻译：拿破仑病了 杰克到一所大学去学历史。第一学期结束时，历史课教授没让他及格。学校让他退学。然而，杰克的父亲决定去见教授，强烈要求让杰克继续来年的学业。 “他是个好孩子，”杰克的父亲说：“您要是让他这次及格，我相信他明年会有很大进步，学期结束时，他一定会考好的。” “不，不，那不可能，”教授马上回答。“你知道吗?上个月我问他拿破仑什么时候死的，他都不知道。” “先生，请再给他一次机会吧。”杰克的父亲说：“你不知道，恐怕是因为我们家没有订报纸。我们家的人连拿破仑病了都不知道。”

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Story 1 Three Good Friends One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can’t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, three of them become good friends.故事一 三个好朋友一天， 一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好朋友。Story 2 The Old Man and the Old Cat An old man has a cat. The cat is very old, too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad. One evening, the old cat sees a little mouse. He catches it, but he can’t eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away. The old man is very angry. He beats his cat. He says: “You are a fool cat. I will punish you!” the cat is very sad. He thinks：“When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don’t like me because I’m too old to work. You should know you are old, too.”故事二 老人和老猫 一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也非常老了。她跑得很快，但是牙齿很糟糕。一天王还是那个，这只老猫看见一只小老鼠。它抓住了小老鼠，但是它却吃不了它，因为它的牙齿不够锋利了。这只小老鼠逃跑了。 老人很生气，他打了小猫，并且对它说：“你这只蠢猫！我要惩罚你！”猫非常伤心，它想：“在我还年轻的时候，我为你努力工作。现在你却因为我太老了不能工作而不喜欢我。你应该知道你也老了。”Story 3 Spring in the Green Season Spring is coming. Spring is the first season of the year. In China, spring comes in February. It is still cold, but it is getting warmer and warmer. The days get longer and longer. The leaves on the trees begin to turn green. Then they come up green leaves in the spring wind on the ground. Spring is also sowing time season.故事三 春天来了，春天是每年的第一个季节。在中国，春天二月来临，那时候还是很冷，但是会运来月暖和，白昼悦来越长。树上的叶子开始变绿，沐浴着大地春风长出了嫩芽。 春天也播种的季节。Story 4 Look for a Friend Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn’t look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?” Sam answers: “Of course! But you are sound. I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.” Sam thinks and says, “You are right. Let’s be friends.” They become good friends.故事四： 找朋友 塞姆是一条小鱼，他在海里。他生在海里。他很孤独，想要找一个朋友，那个朋友看起来要想他。 塞姆看见一条墨鱼。墨鱼有8条腿，看上去不像塞姆。因此塞姆游走了。塞姆遇见一条鲨鱼。他想跟鲨鱼问好。鲨鱼张开大嘴，塞姆有迅速地逃走了。塞姆又累又饿，他要休息一会儿。这时他看见一条圆鱼，圆鱼对他说：“你好！你愿意做我的朋友吗？”塞姆回答：“好哇！可你是圆形的，我是扁的。”圆鱼说：“但是我们俩都是鱼啊！”塞姆思考后说：“你讲得对，让我们做朋友吧。”他们就成为好朋友了。

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故事 永远伴随着我们,伴随着我们的学习,从童年到老年,从课堂到 职场 ,从故土到异乡。因此我们说,学习始于故事。下面是我带来的2分钟的中学 英语故事 ，欢迎阅读!2分钟的中学英语故事篇一 Sailing Home This novel was about an unbelievable but genuine adventure. Its author was a black businessman who was brought up in America. In 1956, he visited Africa, his birthplace. One day, when he was wandering on the pavement near the bay enjoying the sea scenes, he lost his money and passport that he kept in an envelope. So he went to the embassy to seek help, but the ambassador with rude manners didn’t permit his staff to help though he bowed to him. Staring at his impatient face, he understood that it was the fault of his skin color that accounted for their refection. So he decided to take a chance to sail on a small boat home.xiao84.com He met a large amount of difficulty but was never stopped. On the contrary, difficulty pushed him to go ahead harder. Three months later, he was spotted by a ship by accident. He was in rags indeed. A maid even screamed when bringing him a steak and pineapple dessert. Aboard, he earned his passage by working as a barber and got home finally. As for the name of his novel, he couldn’t think of a better one than the phrase “Go Ahead”. 划船回家 这部小说写的是一次令人难以置信而又真实的历险。其作者是一位在美国被抚养长大的黑人商人。1956年，他回到他的出生地非洲。有一天，当他在海湾边的人行道上漫步欣赏海景时，他丢失了一个装着钱和护照的信封，于是向当地的大使馆寻求帮助。但是大使态度非常粗鲁，即使向他鞠躬，也不允许他的职员帮忙。盯着他那不耐烦的脸，他知道是他皮肤颜色的错才导致了他们的拒绝。于是，他决定冒险驾驶一只小船回家。 他遇到了许多困难，但是从未停止，相反，困难推动他更努力地前进。三个月后，当他被一艘船偶然发现时，真的是衣衫褴褛。给他端来牛排和菠萝甜品的女仆甚至被吓得尖叫起来。在船上，他当一名理发师来挣取船费，最后终于回到了家。至于这部小说的名字，他再也不能想到一个比“前进”更好的 短语 了。 2分钟的中学英语故事篇二 Balanced Diet Wang Peng earned his living by running a barbecue restaurant, which served delicious bacon, fried chicken breast and mutton roasted with pepper and garlic. But his food and discount attracted fewer and fewer customers. Finally, he was in debt. Yong Hui’s slimming restaurant served fresh peas, carrots, eggplants, and raw cucumbers with vinegar. As the hostess, she said fibers benefited customers' digestion the most. In order not to let Yong Hui get away with telling lies, Wang Peng spied on Yong Hui despite her glare. But he was surprised that she was losing her customers, too.巴士英语 Curiosity drove Wang Peng to consult an expert. The expert sighed and said, “Both of your menus have weakness and limited strength. Your customers put on weight too easily, while Yong Hui’s lose weight too quickly. So, Wang Peng, cut down the fat of your food and increase vegetables and fruits, like nuts, beans, mushrooms, peaches and lemons. You ought to combine the two menus and provide a balanced diet.” Before long, Wang Peng won his customers back. 平衡膳食 王鹏经营一家烧烤餐厅来谋生，他的餐厅供应美味的腊肉、油炸的鸡胸，还有用辣椒和大蒜一起烤制的羊肉。但是，他的食物和折扣吸引的顾客越来越少，最后是他负债累累。永慧的减肥餐厅供应的是新鲜的豌豆、红萝卜、茄子和醋腌的生黄瓜。作为老板娘(女主人)，她总是说食物纤维才最有利于顾客的消化。为了不让永慧说了谎不受惩罚，王鹏不顾她的怒视，前去探查个究竟。但是让他惊奇的是，永慧的顾客也在严重地流失。 好奇心驱使王鹏去咨询专家。那位专家叹息着说：“你们俩的菜单都缺点明显、优点有限。你的顾客很容易就发胖，而永慧的顾客体重却减轻得太快。所以嘛，王鹏，你要减少你的食物中的脂肪含量，增加蔬菜和水果，例如坚果、豆类、蘑菇、桃子和柠檬之类。你应该把两份菜单结合起来，给顾客提供平衡的膳食。” 不久，王鹏就赢回了他的顾客。 2分钟的中学英语故事篇三 An Interesting Festival The Agricultural Feast takes place after the Independence Day. It is not a worldwide celebration. Only Christians in Mexico look forward to its arrival for its religious origin:xiao84.com Long ago, humans’ ancestors were bad. They fooled and played tricks on each other and never kept their word. So God turned up and drowned all their crops. Humans starved day and night, weeping. In order to gain God’s forgiveness, a woman poet set off to see God. She admired God and kept apologizing. God was moved. With his permission, humans finally had good harvests again. So, to wipe sadness and remind themselves of the belief in God, people began the festival. On the festival, people gather in open air, such as playgrounds or parking lots, and energetically have fun with each other all night long, as though they were never tired. When a beauty dressed up in lovely clothing reads poems in memory of the poet, everyone holds their breath. Then, it is the custom that the bone of a rooster head is given to her as an award. Obviously, the story is not true, but the festival is interesting. 有趣的节日 农业盛会在独立日后举行。它不是一个世界性的庆典，由于它的宗教起源，只有墨西哥的__才盼着节日的到来： 很久以前，人类的祖先很坏，他们互相欺骗，耍诡计，从不遵守诺言。于是，上帝出现了，淹死了他们所有的作物。人们日夜挨饿，哭泣着。为了获得上帝的原谅，一位女诗人出发去见上帝。她对上帝的赞美和怀有的歉意感动了上帝，有了他的允许，人类终于又获得了丰收。因此，为了抹去忧伤并提醒自己对上帝的信仰，人们开始举办这个节日。 在节日那天，人们聚集在露天场所，例如操场或停车场，通宵达旦地玩得非常开心，精力充沛的人们似乎不知疲倦。当一位用可爱的衣服盛装打扮的美女朗读诗歌以纪念那位诗人时，在场的每个人都屏住了呼吸，然后，按照风俗，将奖励给她一只公鸡的头骨。 很明显，这个故事不是真的，但是节日却很有趣。 看了“2分钟的中学英语故事”的人还看了： 1. 2分钟英语小故事 2. 英语小故事两分钟 3. 初中英语2分钟小演讲稿精选 4. 初中英语2分钟演讲稿 5. 高中英语课前三分钟励志小故事