英语情景剧1人

小学英语情景剧剧本 （一）

旁白：Long long ago, there were three little pigs living with their mother. They were very happy and they were very kind to their friends. Look! They are coming!

（情景一：猪妈妈和三只小猪在森林里快乐的玩耍）（加快乐的音乐 ）

M: babies, Come on!

Pp:Here we come!

M: Let’s do some exercises. Lift your arms. Bend your knees. Touch your toes.

P1:Mom, look! We’re so strong! （伸出胳膊，亮出肌肉）三个小猪比健美

P2: Yes, I am strong!

P3:Yes, I am strong!

M:Yes! My babies! You should have your own house!

Pp:Ok! I’d love to.

M:You can do it!

Ps:Yes! We can! Yeah! （做成功的动作）

旁白：The three little pigs make three houses. They all think their own house is the best! But the wolf is coming! He is very hungry! （音乐）

W:Gu,gu,gugugu. I’m very hungry. Oh, I sniff the pig’s smell.

Aha! I have a good idea! （来到第一只小猪的门前敲门）

Little pig, little pig, let me come in!

P1: No! You are bad wolf!

W:Then I ‘ll huff and blow your house down .

（吹一下，房子倒了，小猪突然发现，吓了一下，逃跑）

P1:Oh! Help! Help! My brother! Please help me! （迅速进入第二只小猪家，然后马上关门）

P2: Don’t be afraid!

W:Little pig, little pig, let me come in!

P1&P2:No! No!

W:Then I ’ll huff , blow your house down!

（狼鼓足气吹一下，房子有点摇晃，又吹一下，两只小猪堵着门，挣扎之后，房子倒了）

p1p2:Oh, my god! Let’s run away, run away!

（跑到第三个小猪家的床底下哆嗦）

P1:The wolf is very strong!

P2:He wants to eat us!

P3:My god, help me! （ 三只小猪都在床底下）

W:Little pig, little pig, let me come in!

P1P2P3:No!

W:Open the door! I can get the house down! （吹一下，没动，鼓足又吹一下，迟疑了一下）

Why? （最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地）

p1p3p2:Yeah! We are safe now!

旁白：The wolf is very angry! He has a good idea! He climbs up the chimney!

P1&P2&P3:Oh! Look! The wolf!

P1:How to do? （开始转着跑）

P2:MOM !Where are you? （哭着说）

P3:Don’t worry! Let’s put the wood into the fire!

P1p2p3:Ok, 123…

W :（掉进火里挣扎） oh ! No!

P1p2p3:The wolf is dying! We succeed! yeah ! 结尾曲 （完）

小学英语情景剧剧本 （二）

人物 黄山 男 11 岁 黄山市小学五年级学生

诺娜 女 10 岁 美国小学生

时间 2008年7月

地点 黄山家

[幕启：黄山手捧一束鲜花，边唱"春天在哪里"边上。把鲜花插在花瓶中]

黄山：[对观众]你问我今天为什么这么高兴？我告诉你吧，美国小学生夏令营活动在我们黄山市举办，美国小朋友要和黄山小朋友开展手拉手、交朋友活动。班主任老师告诉我有一位美国小朋友要到我家来住几天，由我向他介绍黄山市的风景和民俗。[看表]哟快8点了，我该到学校接他了。[急勿勿下，正好与上场的诺娜撞着]

诺娜：对不起，请问这是黄山同学的家吗？

Excuse me. Is this Huangshan’s home?

黄山：请问你是-------

Yes. And you?

诺娜：我叫诺娜，是来和你手拉手的。

Nice to meet you. My name is Nona. I’m your partner in the "Hand-in-hand" program.

黄山：[对观众]怎么是个女生！

A girl!

诺娜：怎么？不欢迎？

Is there anything wrong?

黄山：[感到失态]不，不，欢迎，热烈欢迎。请进------

No, of course not. You are warmly welcomed here. Please come in.

诺娜：[打量屋子]这屋子真漂亮。

What a nice house!

黄山：[倒茶，递茶给诺娜]请喝茶。

Please have some tea.

诺娜：[不解地]茶是什么东西？怎么不让我喝水？

What’s this? Can I just have water, please?

黄山：噢！茶就是用茶叶泡的水。

Oh! Tea is boiled water with tea-leaves in it.

诺娜：茶叶又是什么东西？

Then what are tea-leaves?

黄山：茶叶就 是茶树上长的叶子，.我们黄山市有屯溪绿茶和祁门红茶，我妈说茶有很高的医药作用呢。

The tea-leaves are growing in tea plants. We have Tunxi Green Tea and Qimen Black Tea here in Huangshan. My mother says tea has high values for our health.

诺娜：呀！茶有这么多好处呀，[一口把杯中水喝光]

Wow! So good tea is!

黄山：好喝吗？

How does it taste?

诺娜：好极了，[忽想起]哎，黄山不是一座山吗？怎么你也是山？

Wonderful!

Hey, Huangshan is a mountain here, isn’t it? Are you also a mountain?

黄山：黄山确实是一座山，但它不是一般的山，那是神仙住的地方，有奇松、怪石、温泉、云海。------景色太美了。所以我爸爸就给我起名叫黄山。

Yes. Huangshan is indeed a mountain, and not only an ordinary mountain. We believe that many gods live there. You can see strangely-shaped pines, queer stones, hot springs, sea of clouds, etc, in the mountain. It’s amazingly beautiful. So my father named me after the mountain’s name, Huangshan.

诺娜：噢，太美了，我也要去黄山。

黄山：来，[递本画册给诺娜]黄山的风景都在上面。

Come here, you can see sceneries in Huangshan in this book.

[诺娜接过画册。黄山欲倒水，发现水瓶里没水了，提瓶下。]

诺娜：[聚精会神地看画册，不时自言自语]太美了。太美了！[情不自禁地]黄山，我爱你！

Oh, it’s so beautiful! Huangshan, I love you!

黄山：[正巧提水瓶上。听到诺娜叫声，误解地]不，不，我们小学生不能说你爱我，我爱你的。

No, no. We pupils can not say "you love me" or "I love you".

诺娜：不，不，我不是说爱你，我是说爱中国的黄山。

No, no. I don’t mean you. I mean Huangshan Mountain in China.

黄山：噢， 你是说爱黄山的风景呀！

Oh, you mean sceneries in Huangshan Mountain.

诺娜：是的。

Yes.

黄山：黄山不仅是中国的，也是世界的，世界人民都爱黄山。

Huangshan Mountain does not only belong to China, but also belongs to the world. People in the world all love Huangshan.

诺娜：我不仅爱那个大黄山，也爱你这个小黄山。

And I don’t only love that big Huangshan, but also you little Huangshan.

黄山：[急了]你还这么说？[递 过茶杯]

Hey, how could you say that again?!

诺娜：[接过茶杯]黄山风景美 ,黄山茶好喝，黄山人更好，黄山的'小朋友真可爱，我说错了吗？

In Huangshan, there are beautiful sceneries, tasty tea, nice people and lovely friends, am I right?

黄山：我们永运是好朋友！

Yes, we are friends forever!

诺娜：对，我们永运是-----------

Yes, we are friends……

合：好朋友！

Forever!!!

剧终

小学英语情景剧剧本 （三）

人物：小沈阳 红太狼 灰太狼

主题：保护野生动物 主打幽默减压

第一幕

（2号追光打旁白）大幕在旁白说的同时拉开

第一幕

大幕在旁白说的同时来开

旁白：Here is a beautiful forest. Some wolves live here. There is a famous wolf—灰太狼。Because he can’t catch the sheep.  He is always hit by the pan. He must do everything. Oh, my, god. His wife is coming. Let’s go.

（红太狼翘着二郎腿坐在台中央）：Come here,  my arms are so bad,  touch my arms.

灰太狼（低头上台 双手高举 给红太狼做猛烈按摩）：Are you OK?

红太狼：No,Go to catch many sheep.

灰太狼：You know the men catch a lot of sheep.There is no sheep.

红太狼：There is no sheep. There is no thing in the word. Don’t lie. Look at the pan（亮出平底锅）

灰太狼：No,no,no. I go ,I ,go.（跑走）（红太狼撅嘴，扭着下台）

第二幕

（灰太狼做护头状跑步上台）

灰太狼：Wow,wow,.  My head,my head.

小沈阳（举旗跑来 伸手挥舞）：Oh, it’s an forest. How sunny!  How lovely.（青蛙叫）

旁白：That’s a toad.

小沈阳（转头看）：Who is so hate? （走到舞台中央 配音"pia pia 地"）：Hello,everyone. My Chinese name is 小沈阳。My English name is 小沈阳。

小沈阳：（鼓掌上，边上边说）dance well! Dance well! Ha,Ha.Let me sing a song foryou. What? What?  Where’s my paper?（低头找歌词）

灰太狼（躲在道具后面，探出头说）：Wow !He isn’t a hunter. Oh! N0 gun…（跳出来）Hahaha.Days without me! I don’t eat sheep but I can eat him（悄悄绕到小沈阳后面）

小沈阳：小鸟对我笑 ……（狼嚎）

小沈阳：Oh, my god! What’s the matter? Who?Who?

（灰太狼踱到小沈阳后面 拍了他的肩膀）：哭尼奇哇！

小沈阳：（吓一跳 转头 揉眼）Who are you?

灰太狼：Your wolf brother……

小沈阳（激动地拽住灰太狼的爪子 到处呼拉）：Oh, oh, you are langlang. Play the piano at the concert!哎呀， I 服了 YOU. Help! Help! Don’t let him run away!

灰太狼（深沉地）：Where  are your eyes? You can’t run away this time!

小沈阳：Oh! My mother god! You see see! My eyes don’t open now!（头耷拉下来）

灰太狼：In  fact, your life is too short,short…The eyes don’t open, your life is over.

小沈阳：Goodbye,mother,father,brothe,sister,classmates.

（灰太狼把小沈阳拉走）

第三幕

灰太狼（自言自语）：Wife,wife,where are you?

旁白：She went out just now.

灰太狼：（咬牙切齿地说）The red wolf is not at home,come out, babies.

（众狼上场 歌舞）：别看我只是一只狼 肥肉因为我变得更香   ……

小狼1:Uncle hui ,the man wakes up.

小沈阳：（迷迷糊糊地）：Where am I?

众  狼：The wolf’s house.

小沈阳：There is no building on the earth?

灰太狼：Xu……The red wolf is not here, I can’t eat you.

小沈阳：Who can eat me?I kill it.

灰太狼：Look,look,you are so stupid. There is nothing ,what can you do?

小沈阳：I have a gun.

灰太狼：Gun?（惊慌状）Don’t say it,Now, look at yourself.Sometimes you kill the animal with the gun. You are an evil.

小沈阳：呦呦呦，look at your words. You are the bad animal in the forest.

众  狼：Go out!!!

（黑场）（小提琴）（灰太狼及众狼低头抹泪）

灰太狼：You, you killed our brothers.

小狼2:Every day we sleep with the dead.

小狼3: we run and cry.

小狼4:we miss the happy life.

小狼5:we hide everywhere, see the tiagedies.

小狼6:The legs of sheep were hit.

小狼7:The skin of bear was cut.

合：we all live under one sky, but the lives are different.

小沈阳： I can’t bear it really!

灰太狼：Really

小沈阳（小声嘀咕）：Who can bear that?

灰太狼（激动地）：Really? I can’t believe there is a good man.

小沈阳：You are poor,too. I know you,brother, one is a hunter, the other is the red wolf. You are a hamburger!

灰太狼（高兴地与小沈阳握爪子）：We are good friends.

小沈阳：It sounds strange!

{吉祥三宝调}

灰太狼：狼心？

灰太狼：什么时候人类不再疯狂？

小沈阳：过几年

灰太狼：什么时候动物不再流浪？

小沈阳：不知道

灰太狼：什么时候我不用再害怕？

小沈阳： 不清楚

灰太狼：什么时候才能成为和谐的一家……

小沈阳： 狗肺？

灰太狼：干吗？

小沈阳：什么时候我们能再见面？

灰太狼：不知道

小沈阳：什么时候

（双追光）（枪声）{林俊杰——杀手}街舞——猎人双舞（最后拿枪瞄准灰太狼及众狼）：去死吧！（全是慢动作表演）

（猎人出场 其中一个揉眼睛）：Oh, I don’t have glasses. OK. hit anyone（举枪射击）（幻灯片显示子弹 灰太狼高举双手 扑向小沈阳 痛苦地嚎叫）

（1号追光）灰太狼（深情自白）：Some animals go out.There are no animals. Where are your kindness!!!{张栋梁——北极星的眼泪}（高潮部分缓慢倒地）

小沈阳：My mother!!!

（两猎人~舞者）上前搀扶小沈阳 小沈阳愤怒地甩开他们的手 掩面退场）

旁白：The wolf hit by the gun. We will see the wolf in the books.When there is no hill, no river,there will be no children,men or women. Please do something for the animals.让我们一起来保护野生动物！

ears may wrinkl

有两个，不过不是一人演的，其实双人剧也不错，但愿对你有用！(梁山伯与祝英台)Shan Po Liang & Ying Tai ChuCastDirector: Vice-director: Shan Po: Ying Tai: Yin Shin: Su Chiu: Chu’s father: Teacher: Student 1: Student 2: Student 3: Student 4: Fly 1: Fly 2: Stage background1. The Chu’s house (一信) 2.School (一爱) 3.The Great Wall (一孝) 4. Flies (一义)Scene One In the Chu’s houseLong, long ago, in ancient times, there was a beautiful story about love named Liang Shan Po and Chu Ying Tai. The story began in the Chu’s family.Yin Shin：『Oh, no！My lord! The young lady shut herself in the room, eating nothing at all. What can I do？』Chu’s father：『This is impossible！There is no example before.』Ying Tai: 『Wow….！ If you don’t let me go to school, I will kill myself.』 (Ying Tai was behind the stage and cried loudly.)Chu’s father：『Uh~~~~~~All right！All right！Yin Shin, call the young lady out and I will promise her to go to school.』Ying Tai：(Ying Tai was coming out.) 『Daddy！Are you sure？That is so great！』Chu’s father：『Yin Shin, go with your lady and take care of her. OK？』(Therefore, they went for a trip. It was the unexpected that always happened. ) Scene TwoAt schoolShan Po and Ying Tai met each other in Lin-Yuan Senior High School.Su Chiu：『Hey, you guys are new here?』Ying Tai：『Oh! Yah, yah.』 Su Chiu：『Great. My name is Su Chiu.』Ying Tai：『”Su Chiu”, good name. My name is Ying Tai.』Yin Shin：『And my name is Jay…….Jay……Jay Chou (周杰伦).』(Music.)Ying Tai：『Yes, Jay Chou. You know, the very famous singer. However, they happen to have the same name.』Su Chiu ：『Ah~Ha, ha!』Ying Tai and Yin Shin：『Ha, ha. Buddy, buddy』(There San Po came.) Su Chiu：『My lord！I got two new friends.』 (to Ying Tai and Yin Shin)San Po：『Nice to meet you.』(Shake hands with Ying Tai and Yin Shin.)(As San Po and Ying Tai shook hands, they felt the heart of each other and suddenly fainted.)Ying Tai and San Po：『Oh, my goodness！』(The bell rang. All people went into the classroom.)(At this time the teacher was entering the classroom.)Teacher：『Well……Even though everybody come to this school, I hope everyone has to work hard to achieve success, acquire fame and glorify your forbears, you know？OK！At first, we are talking about the greatest poet- Li Po today. First, let’s look at his poem “In the Quiet Night” and repeat after me. (Every student followed the teacher reading the poem.) “So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed--Could there have been a frost already?Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight.Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.”Then, I ask all of you to hand in the report about Li Po tomorrow.』Scene ThreeIn the dormitoryIn the dormitory, Ying Tai and Shan Po started their first love accidentally. However, unfortunately, Chu’s father found the secret.Shan Po：『Ying Tai, I am so proud of studying in Lin-Yuan Senior High School. And you？ Why are you here to study？I think your background is good. You can hire a teacher to teach you at home, and don’t necessarily come to school .』Ying Tai：『I ~~~, in fact , I want to get a lot of knowledge from school, so I go out to see the world.』(Suddenly, Ying Tai felt a little uncomfortable and dizzy.)Shan Po：『Ying Tai, What’s wrong with you？Are you OK？』Ying Tai：『Well……nothing.』Shan Po：『 You look like catching a cold. Let me see.』(He touched Ying Tai’s forehead.) Ying Tai：『Oh！Don’t worry.』Shan Po：『You look so bad.』Ying Tai：『That’s OK.』(Shan Po helped Ying Tai take the temperature. They pulled and dragged each other in a mess, but they didn’t pay attention to the person who stood at the door at all.)Yin Shin：『Young master！Here comes your father.』Chu’s father：『Ying Tai, what on earth are you doing？』Ying Tai：(Turn to the door slowly.)『Daddy, you……Why are you here？』Shan Po：『Ying Tai, Isn’t he……？』Ying Tai：(She did not take notice of Shan Po, running after her father.)『Dad！』Yin Shin：『Wait for me . . . . . . . . . 』Scene FourIn the dormitory Chu’s father was sitting on the chair and looked terribly angry. Ying Tai walked to him quietly.)Ying Tai：『Dad……』Chu’s father：『Stop talking！Yin Shin！Help Ying Tai to pack her baggage.』Yin Shin：『My lord, the situation you saw was Shan Po helped lady to take temperature to see whether she caught a cold or not. There is nothing to scold her.』Chu’s father：『Nonsense. I will take you all home.』( Ying Tai disappeared next morning. Shan Po couldn’t find Ying Tai ,and then asked their teacher.)Shan Po：『Teacher, where is Ying Tai going?』 Teacher：『He had gone home with his father.』Shan Po：『Home ?! Why? Will he come back?』Teacher ：『You should ask him by yourself …alas！』Scene FiveIn the Chu’s houseShan Po：(He went into the house and saw Ying Tai watering flowers.)『Excuse me , is Ying Tai home ?』Ying Tai ：(Stunning a moment , her utensil dropped) 『Ouch ~！』Shan Po：(Uphold her)『Are you fine ? Uh … I have ever seen you！』Ying Tai ：『No ,no …it’s impossible！』(Chu’s father appeared suddenly and met the scene again.)Chu’s father：『Why are you here ?』 Shan Po：『I want to see Ying Tai , may I … ?』Chu’s father：『He is not home now , you should go back！』Ying Tai：Dad …(low-keyed)(Deadlocking a while, then Shan Po spoke suddenly.)Shan Po：『Really …？？You are Ying Tai ?！』Chu’s father：『Somebody takes him out！！』Shan Po：『Please don’t take me out. I want to find the truth.』(Chu’s father pulled Ying Tai into the house.)Su Chiu：『What on earth happened ?』Yin Shin：『That’s LOVE！』Shan Po：『I don’t know what you are talking about ! It has nothing to do with LOVE .』Yin Shin：『I don’t think so . If …he is a real girl?』Shan Po and Su Chiu ：『Girl ?!!!』Yin Shin：『Yeah , Mr. Liang, do you like her ?』 Shan Po：(Started meditating)『Let me see …』Yin Shin：『Shan Po . . . . . . 』(Then Ying Tai returned and Shan Po met him . )Shan Po：『Ying Tai … We are good friends , aren’t we ?』Ying Tai：『Yes , what’s up ?』Shan Po：『Tell me the truth ! Do you hide the truth to me?』Ying Tai：『What … ?！』(Started to be tense.)Shan Po：『Are you a girl ? Tell me the truth！』Ying Tai：『Don’t be kidding!』Shan Po：(Grasped Ying Tai)『You are a girl , right ?Why don’t you tell me until now ?!』Ying Tai：『How did you realize that … ?』 Shan Po：『I love you . Ying Tai …』Ying Tai：『Shan Po …』(Said with a blush)Scene SixThe news, Ying Tai was a girl, spread around the school very soon.Chu’s father：『Oh，too bad！ Everybody all knows Ying Tai is a girl now. I have to come to her aid. Ying Tai has to get married with Wen Tsai Ma.』(He looked very worried.)(In Chu’s house)Yin Shin：『My lady，my lady！It is too bad！』(Yin Shin pushed the door, seeing Ying Tai take an electric clap 【Dian Wen Pai】to clap flies. Besides，Shan Po was also in the house running after Ying Tai.)Ying Tai：『Yin Shin，what’s wrong？ Come on，let’s play together！』(Still ran after flies.)Shan Po：『Come on. Yin Shin，let’s play together！』Yin Shin：『My lady，stop playing！Master will marry you to Wen Tsai Ma！』Ying Tai：『What？』(They looked at each other.)Yin Shin：『Hurry up！You run away！』Shan Po：『Yes. We do it together！』Ying Tai：『OK！Let’s go.』(Shan Po was so hurried that he touched the electric clap【Dian Wen Pai】.)Shan Po：『Oh，no！』Ying Tai：『Shan Po，what’s wrong with you？』(Shan Po was died in the accident.)Scene SevenAfter ten years(In the Great Wall)(Ying Tai washes her face with tears every day. She watched the desert that stretch far beyond the horizon，and thought back that happy days with Shan Po. She couldn’t forget up to new. And she cried out loudly.)Ying Tai：『Shan Po…………！』(The Great Wall was tottering and collapsing at this time. Then the Great Wall pressed Ying Tai，and Ying Tai was dead. Finally, there were two flies flying around. ) --- Written by 二爱The End英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王 英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王The man wants to kill the king 旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home…… This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。 Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!（盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qing is ours~~~ （淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.第二幕：tournament (比武)西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下）西 门 吹 雪（Xi Men Chui Xue）身高：190cmHeight: 190cm 最爱干的事情：聊qqFavorite doing: chatting 战斗力：无限War power: endless 最爱的颜色：黑色Favorite color: black 武器：长剑Weaponry: long sword 最爱喝的饮料：啤酒Favorite drinks: beer血型：OType of blood: O 最崇拜的人：小燕子，毛泽东Favorite idol: Xiao Yanzi Mao Zedong Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。旁白：Competition begins. 荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?西门吹雪：Just come on.荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the story?西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?荆轲（环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭）My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!西门吹雪（大怒）I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life. (举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-? 西门吹雪：WC.荆轲：W-C-?西门吹雪：（急）茅厕！！Are you happy to hear such rude words?荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.西门吹雪下。太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。走至荆轲前。阿三: What’s your name, please? Hero.荆轲不屑一顾。太子丹（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：宁 在 花 下 死， 作 鬼 也 风 流。Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost. ——快活魔王荆轲是也 Happy prince of the gost太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do 荆柯：How do you do.荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.荆柯欲走又止。太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!旁白：“大世界”响起有一妖艳女子走上（男扮女装），走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直。太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah!荆柯（站直，厉声道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……太子丹：No problem.第三幕：Say goodbye in Yishui River(易水别)荆珂挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人头上。 阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further 荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king荆珂（接过头，扔在一边。太子丹，阿三下，荆珂猛抱住妻子）：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.妻子：Don’t worry. Do you still love me?荆珂：Sure. I love you just like the mouse likes the rice. I love you more than my own life, more than my wife, more than the whole world. You are the one I first kissed, and I hope you will be the last one.妻子：Well. If you are still loving me. You should not make me sad Stand up like a man. Don’t be fearful. I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂：You must wait for me. 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，旁白：”I will be right here waiting for you” 响起荆珂上船，渐渐远去，（歌落）妻子：Hey！ You want to come back, use your pig head, if you come back, the assurance that I bought about you will no use. Go to your doom. Never come back. (下)第四幕：murdering (刺秦).一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。大臣甲（掏出手机一看）：Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost. 大臣乙：I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o’ clock last night.大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good. Good. Your skin is fine.大臣甲：I use “ Da Bao” everyday.大臣乙：I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick, to have a look. 大臣甲：Come on秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。卫兵丙：“Can we begin？”秦王“begin”卫兵丙：“Let the people of Yan， Jingke come in”荆柯上。跪下，吓得直发抖。秦王：“Jingke. What’s wrong with you？”荆柯：“Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body “.秦王（不烦）：What’s the good things， quickly！”荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，（旁白：Go Go Go Only Only响起）秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿……大臣甲喊道：“Mr King, drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，咂了一下，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯打倒在地。秦王:Super rubbish, how dare you kill me?荆柯:I'm sorry I'm wrong But the prince of Yan told me to。 Please forgive me!秦王：You will never live again. What would you like to say?荆柯：My lovely lady， Once there was a truest love put before my eyes ,but I didn't cherish it. Only after losing it .I found myself regretting. No pains in the world comes near this, if God Could give me another chance, I would say to the girl “I love you! “If there had to be a limit of time before the end of love. I hope it would be ten thousand years.秦王（吼道）：Soldiers carry out and put the pig head on the wall!! 第五幕：Escape（逃跑）二个卫兵拖着荆柯上，（手脚以被绑）将荆柯扔到一边。二人气喘吁吁，甲搜身。卫兵甲：Bad luck. He has no money.卫兵乙：Money?? You are joking! I have searched all his body, just two socks.卫兵甲:What?? Two socks?卫兵乙:Nothing. Nothing. (回头)Too dangerous.卫兵甲:Put the socks out.卫兵乙L极不情愿，拿出了一双大小不一的袜子卫兵甲看了看，比了比。将长的装进了自己兜里，短的扔给了卫兵乙。卫兵乙：Too brazen. (两人互看)Oh,no.It’s fair.荆柯（抬起头）：I will give you much more money if you set me free.二卫兵：Really? Where is the money?荆柯指了指脚上的绳子。二卫兵会意，解开了绳子。荆柯（站起来）：My brothers, I have a good idea. If you do it,you will get lots of money.二卫兵：Oh,please tell it to us!荆柯:You can tie another person instead of me to put to death. Only the king recognizes me but he won’t watch my death. So no one will find out the secret.二卫兵：Good idea!!(竖指)荆柯去一边的树林里，拿出两袋钱，扔给二卫兵便大步而去。二卫兵正指着钱，忽卫兵丙推自行车上。二卫兵（双目相视，大笑，同声）：Good!!两人一把抓住骑车人，只往下拉，车子扔在地上。卫兵丙：What have I done? I haven’t done anything wrong. Oh,no no!!! Have I crime?二卫兵（异口同声）：Maybe.大笑.(Yesterday once more 起)------------落幕------------1、 (梁山伯与祝英台)Shan Po Liang & Ying Tai ChuCastDirector: Vice-director: Shan Po: Ying Tai: Yin Shin: Su Chiu: Chu’s father: Teacher: Student 1: Student 2: Student 3: Student 4: Fly 1: Fly 2: Stage background1. The Chu’s house (一信) 2.School (一爱) 3.The Great Wall (一孝) 4. Flies (一义)Scene One In the Chu’s houseLong, long ago, in ancient times, there was a beautiful story about love named Liang Shan Po and Chu Ying Tai. The story began in the Chu’s family.Yin Shin：『Oh, no！My lord! The young lady shut herself in the room, eating nothing at all. What can I do？』Chu’s father：『This is impossible！There is no example before.』Ying Tai: 『Wow….！ If you don’t let me go to school, I will kill myself.』 (Ying Tai was behind the stage and cried loudly.)Chu’s father：『Uh~~~~~~All right！All right！Yin Shin, call the young lady out and I will promise her to go to school.』Ying Tai：(Ying Tai was coming out.) 『Daddy！Are you sure？That is so great！』Chu’s father：『Yin Shin, go with your lady and take care of her. OK？』(Therefore, they went for a trip. It was the unexpected that always happened. ) Scene TwoAt schoolShan Po and Ying Tai met each other in Lin-Yuan Senior High School.Su Chiu：『Hey, you guys are new here?』Ying Tai：『Oh! Yah, yah.』 Su Chiu：『Great. My name is Su Chiu.』Ying Tai：『”Su Chiu”, good name. My name is Ying Tai.』Yin Shin：『And my name is Jay…….Jay……Jay Chou (周杰伦).』(Music.)Ying Tai：『Yes, Jay Chou. You know, the very famous singer. However, they happen to have the same name.』Su Chiu ：『Ah~Ha, ha!』Ying Tai and Yin Shin：『Ha, ha. Buddy, buddy』(There San Po came.) Su Chiu：『My lord！I got two new friends.』 (to Ying Tai and Yin Shin)San Po：『Nice to meet you.』(Shake hands with Ying Tai and Yin Shin.)(As San Po and Ying Tai shook hands, they felt the heart of each other and suddenly fainted.)Ying Tai and San Po：『Oh, my goodness！』(The bell rang. All people went into the classroom.)(At this time the teacher was entering the classroom.)Teacher：『Well……Even though everybody come to this school, I hope everyone has to work hard to achieve success, acquire fame and glorify your forbears, you know？OK！At first, we are talking about the greatest poet- Li Po today. First, let’s look at his poem “In the Quiet Night” and repeat after me. (Every student followed the teacher reading the poem.) “So bright a gleam on the foot of my bed--Could there have been a frost already?Lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight.Sinking back again, I thought suddenly of home.”Then, I ask all of you to hand in the report about Li Po tomorrow.』Scene ThreeIn the dormitoryIn the dormitory, Ying Tai and Shan Po started their first love accidentally. However, unfortunately, Chu’s father found the secret.Shan Po：『Ying Tai, I am so proud of studying in Lin-Yuan Senior High School. And you？ Why are you here to study？I think your background is good. You can hire a teacher to teach you at home, and don’t necessarily come to school .』Ying Tai：『I ~~~, in fact , I want to get a lot of knowledge from school, so I go out to see the world.』(Suddenly, Ying Tai felt a little uncomfortable and dizzy.)Shan Po：『Ying Tai, What’s wron