英语冷笑话大全

1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.老师:谁能回答我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

One boy throws his bag out the window.

一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

Teacher: who just threw that?

老师:谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

Boy: Me! I'm going home now.

男孩:我!我现在要回家了。

2.What dog can jump higher than a building?

什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

3.What has a head, a tail, and no body?

什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

A coin!

硬币!

笑话是日常生活中人们消遣娱乐的一种常见语言现象,其目的在于在会话过程中传递和激发幽默感。我整理了最简短的英语冷笑话，欢迎阅读!

Professor: When is your birthday?

Kid: May 30.

Professor: Which year?

Kid: Every year.

教授：你的生日是什么时候?

孩子：5月30日。

教授：哪一年?

孩子：每年都是。

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗?

罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗?

里基：这正是我想要查明的。