周大侠go

守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本你可以自己调节角色~[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前]导演：Action！[跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。]农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台][兔子A上]兔子A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上]导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场）兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步][农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]农夫：Thank you!兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]农夫：Where~ to go? Haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]……兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机][兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦？What’s this？[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it？？？树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂？李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉]李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁闷地下台]兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂？兔子B：喂？兔子A：Hey Jackey！兔子B：Hey tommy!兔子A：How are you doing?兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A：He’s fine , too!兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B：But where are you?兔子A：I’m under a tree!兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开][兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕！” 又晕了][兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this！A 锄头！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍]树：Stop！！！What will you do?兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me！” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”继续陶醉。]兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop！！！（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A][这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.[兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]

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吃货跟谁吃

PPT英文话剧——Cinderella 灰姑娘【八人六幕剧】其中一人为旁白，可根据实际需要去掉旁白，则变成七人剧本。 角色分配： •Cinderella •Prince Edward •Fairy Godmother •Stepsister •Stepmother •Soldier •Host•Reader（旁白)幕剧安排：• The scene one: at Cinderella’s house• The scene two: in the kitchen• The scene three: in the palace• The scene four: at Cinderella’s house• The scene five: at Cinderella’s house• The scene six: in the palace PPT文件在 豆丁网 Cinderella 。注意在搜索框输入Cinderella ，再点PPT。搜索的第二个，封面是蓝色的。台词很少，抄下就行了，分配好角色后，每个人抄下自己的对白就可以了。

shirleycci

英语剧剧本：搞笑英语剧：三笑三 （漆表演） 场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 第幕：物赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干 旁白：刚才久黑汉曹操军救刘备刘阿斗现向杀张飞（赵云场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 赵云：no本姓赵名云乃山龙 no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ （赵云背拿坨布代表阿斗） 赵云：看主公点骨血刘阿斗我火场救我自脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~. （夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀） 夏侯敦：贼莫跑要我杀戒（冲） Children stop there or i will kill you （赵云左手抱阿斗右手与搏斗） 赵云：恶居敢偷袭我fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ?? （二装腔作势打斗数招） 赵云：看我九阴白骨爪stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!! 夏侯敦：唔（倒） oh my gad i'm over 赵云：宜久留快寻主公（）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ （曹操、蒋干二） 曹操：没想我初兵便杀敌望风逃真谓师未捷身先死使英雄泪满襟 I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack. It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" 蒋干：丞相您说真见吉利 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said; （曹操险些夏侯敦绊倒） 曹操：咦谁扔西瓜皮（转身看见倒夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind? 曹操：夏侯卿难道搞行艺术Do not Xiahou Dun? Is he engaged in what is called performance art? （蒋干前夏侯敦顿拍打二站起） 曹操：夏侯卿何要装西瓜皮Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 夏侯敦：脸黑炭 手抱孩there is a very black people witha baby in his band 蒋干：敌保姆带孩it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 曹操：呢What did you do? 夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲与打斗 打 打 打 曹操：呢What then? 蒋干：丞相看夏侯军杀退敌 Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 夏侯敦：唔唔（手势：指指门外右手作九随即作全身发冷状指向自衣服再指向曹操作爪击状） 曹操：呢 Then what happened? 夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible （曹操、蒋干二夏侯敦拉起） 曹操：看敌应该没走远咱乘胜追击（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 蒋干：候我真佩服丞相您乐观理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ...... 夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔~（抡起两拳作欲与敌搏斗状） （三） 第二幕:物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云 （刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三） 旁白：刘备行军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp. 、 （诸葛亮走前面张飞、刘备二紧跟其） 诸葛亮：（转）主公啊按理说您走先啦（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it? 刘备：啦军师您身块荫凉躲避避暑错Noit's very cool that I stand just behind youI can avoid summer heat 诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公我所料错现马要雨liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain! 刘备：先神算所及知先何知道要雨great predictionNo one can compare with youjust wonder how do you know it's going to rain 诸葛亮：首先气预报说今雨；其（手指前）看边块黑云First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming! （赵云） 张飞：哇龙啊想见龙换新桌面啊Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute! （张飞迎） 张飞：龙 long 赵云：翼德救我 help!!! brother three. （张飞） 赵云：主公云殊死力战保主许久见啼哭怕已经……（悲愤状取布包打并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid... 赵云：kao没良居能睡着跟爹 oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father 刘备：咳咳 （赵云转身面向刘备） 诸葛亮：龙我说嘴少门总能啥实都往外说啊Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out! （刘备怒视诸葛亮诸葛亮恍知赵云前阿斗递给刘备刘备捧着阿斗） 刘备：倒楣孩几乎损我员啊我留着赶啊我摔死吧because of youI almost lose a brave generalWhy do I keep you alivelet me kill you（阿斗摔） （赵云前准阿斗狂踹数脚诸葛亮前拉住赵云始终作势欲踢诸葛亮用身体压住赵云走前脚阿斗踢飞） 旁白：今阿斗智力便现明显发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country. 赵云：咦见关二哥呢 yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu? 刘备：二弟昨军师摆八卦阵冲撞马候闪着腰现休养呢：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed. 诸葛亮：哎太糟糕看我健康健壮告诉喝三鹿奶粉（自恋状）Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder! 赵云：给孩喝（走前抚摸诸葛亮做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish? 曹操（台）：啊~（惨烈） 刘备：难道三弟重操旧业咱快看看Did zhangfei return to one's former career Go to see what happen? （三） 第三幕： 物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮 旁白：间拨三钟前张飞战坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set asidezhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo （张飞台转圈京剧拿柱般亮相定格） 曹操蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿（奸笑） 夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑） （三奸笑台）代写剧本 至美.jiaokedu中国 张飞：哇火腿肠拉 Wa!You, The hot dog, come back ! 夏侯敦：我靠黑黑都牛x我怕 black man come again Blacks are very powerfuli'm afaid 曹操：阁何何竟美妙声音Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have! 张飞：我便燕（yān）张翼德（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! (clenches teeth) 曹操：阉原太监……夏侯敦解决 You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it! （夏侯敦低猫腰冲） 夏侯敦：唔唔~唔 （二打起）（定格） 蒋干：丞相仗咱必输桥断水倒流呢快叫夏侯军吧 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly 曹操：知道How dou you know it? 蒋干：《真三双叁》坂任务啊 "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!! 曹操：干啊我看太沉迷于中国络游戏既浪费间海身体听丞相句吧珍命远离三俗啊 I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself. （张飞与夏侯敦二继续张飞枪击夏侯敦） 夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again打败 （蒋干前夏侯敦拖） 曹操：唉今世道变太监都厉害啦 Why does that coward become so brave? 张飞：曹贼听着今汝等必能桥 cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one! 曹操：汝休猖狂今要我手典韦身死许诸拉稀于禁肺炎李典麻疹文聘肝癌张辽痔疮才输给shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated! 张飞：手终究用啊面景请我真想赋诗首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you…… （夏侯敦跃起） 夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（手捂耳跑） 曹操：啊（惨厉叫声并手捂耳） 蒋干：啊（惨厉叫声并手捂耳） 曹操：难道传说门尔松c调《鬼叫》协奏曲何震撼（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking! 蒋干：（手指张飞）快看丞相桥断水始倒流啦（转身手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩裂声） 曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格） （诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三） 诸葛亮：别唱啦再唱曹操给唱死啦Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song! 刘备：三弟快打住（手捂耳）Stop,stop（手捂耳） 张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音绝） 刘备：龙快三弟扛Zilongcarry zhangfei back quickly 赵云： ok （赵云前手捂住张飞嘴扛走张飞依旧唱停） （张飞、赵云二） 旁白：首歌传唱至今 经久衰叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song becomevery very famous.The name is 《Only You》.(歌声再响起众谢幕~~

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你的意思是Seven peopleThe performances script of a English drama吗

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男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？） 女：Actually I’d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。) 男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？） 女：Why? Don’t you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？） 男：I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 女：I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。） 男：Is this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？） 女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。） 男：Haven’t I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？） 女：Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。） 男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？） 女：Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。） 男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。） 女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）

纳殇誰鯟

角色:D:Dingding T:Teacher S:Student道具：一个闹钟背景：丁丁是一个很贪玩的孩子,总希望每时每刻都可以玩耍.一天,他无意中发现了一个神奇的闹钟……第一场：在路上.（丁丁走在上学的路上,突然发现地上有一样东西,他好奇地捡了起来……）D:Oh!What’s this?A clock?Yeah!It’s a clock.It’s nice.What time is it?It’s 7:30.It’s time for English class.（丁丁急匆匆地朝学校跑去.）第二场：在教室.T:It’s nine o’clock.It’s time for Chinese class.D（默念）:Oh,I don’t like Chinese.I like sports.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.(突然,事情发生了改变……)T:Oh,I’m sorry.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class now.Let’s go to the playground.D（高兴地）:Oh,a magic clock.Great!第三场：在操场.（丁丁和他的同学一直玩呀玩,大家都玩累了,下课的时间还没到……）S（疲惫地）:What time is it?D（又一次看了看闹钟）:It’s ten o’clock.S:I’m hungry.D（有气无力）:I’m hungry too.Clock,clock.It’s eleven o’clock.It’s time for lunch.T:It’s eleven o’clock.It’s time to go home.Class is over.D（将闹钟仍旧放回了原来的地方）:Bye-bye.Magic clock.It’s time to go home.

舟舟的食儿

Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈 works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得 your own houses. 为自己盖间房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。 Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？ Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。 Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不 And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么？ Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打 a nap. 个盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房 is strong. 很坚固。 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门！ Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶 aren’t strong. 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。 to Long-Long’s house. Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥：救命! 救命! Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你这两只小猪。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。狼来了， is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去。 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. 龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的 My house is strong. 房子很坚固。 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。小猪，快把门打 the door! 开。 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。 你这只恶狼。 Wolf: I’ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。 blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。 is very strong. Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！ Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。 Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。 Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。 Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。 wolf is dead Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后，丁丁、东东 Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。 They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩。 这个很简单啊！如果觉得长，内容可适当删减（其实不多，只是中文多）！

美丽的球姑娘

A Soldier's Brilliant IdeaMr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.英语幽默：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有则启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。2、1、 I have said it a hundred times, we need team work，always seek the best in others. The purpose of this trip , is to train our team in a real situation and to test our new members . Those deserving special praise are the little leaf and four eyes. Although new to the trade, they try hard, they have not only surpass themselves, but even the old guard here。“说了多少回了,要团结，眼睛要看这别人的长处。这次出来，一是通过实战锻炼队伍,二是考察新人,在这里我特别要表扬的是小叶和四眼。两位虽然刚刚入道，做人啊， 不但突破了自己， 也超越了在座的前辈。2、This century most expensive commodity is talent.“21世纪什么最贵？人才！！！3、An organization without discipline.“有组织，无纪律。”4、First my gaze toward the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.“我本一心向明月，奈何明月照沟渠”Who knows me understand my needs, I’m a mystery to he who know me not .“真是知我者谓我心忧，不知我者谓我何求啊”5、I can’t stand you armed robber types, no technical skills what so ever.“我最讨厌你们这些劫匪了，一点技术含量都没有。”6、I can reliably inform you that, uncle lee is very angry. The consequences will be severe。“我可以很负责地告诉你，黎叔很生气，后果很严重。。。”7、I was reckless, I was reckless,never thought that girl would play me。“大意呀，大意呀，想不到被一丫头片子玩儿了。”Father's ThingsWhen Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?""Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom."And that shirt's mine too.""Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom."And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard."Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"父亲的东西汤姆.霍德华十七岁的时候，长得和父亲一样高了，于是当他晚上和朋友一起出去时，就开始借父亲的衣服穿。霍德华先生可不喜欢这样，当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时，总是非常生气。一天晚上，汤姆下楼准备出去，父亲在门厅里拦住了他。他细细打量着汤姆的穿着。然后他气呼呼地说：“汤姆，那不是我的一条领带吗？”汤姆回答说：“是的，父亲，是你的领带。”“还有那衬衫也是我的。”“是的，衬衫也是你的。”汤姆回答说。“还有呢，你连皮带也用我的。”霍德华先生说。“是的，父亲，”汤姆回答说，“你不愿意让你的裤子掉下来吧？”

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crystal85k

《应聘》2个考官，3个应聘者（某公司招聘推销主管）应聘者：龙民：一个农业养殖户，泰有才：一个没有社会背景的高才生，贞有权：一个官家子弟。泰有才（背这手，度着步子，抬着头思索状）：岁月不留人，时间飞逝过，如今的市场，我也来竞争贞有权（西装革履，大步走上）：根据本人的调查，在这个竞争日益激烈的市场，要求一份好的工作的确很难，同志们呐，为了生存我也来此应聘了。第一个考官说：你们都是来应聘的，我们公司要的是推销方面的人才，要么有学历，要么有经验你们都是有学历的人。。（突然从门外闯近来一个破烂衣服的人，跑得太急差点摔倒）闯近来的农民边挠头边憨厚的说：大姐，对不起，俺迟到了（副考官怒火直冒）：谁是你大姐`？本姑娘才一支花的年龄！！诶？怎么会突然冒出这么个人出`！（龙民惊讶的看着考官说）：大姐？俺村没一支一支的花只有一大把一大把的`！（做夸张的，用抱的姿势来形容花多）（副考官捏紧拳头强忍怒火的样子说）：好了。现在开始自我介绍，把你们的姓名，住址，年龄，民族，生日，性别，婚姻状况，学历。。。。报上来（3个应聘者作惊讶状）（主考官笑笑说）：不用这么多，把你们的名字和学历经验报上来就行贞有权：这才差不多，否则我还以为到派出所了`！泰有才：我叫泰有才，泰国的泰，本人硕士毕业，经过学校文化的熏陶，经过社会的磨砺，经过人生的考验，我来到了贵公司应聘。我将把我的知识为公司推销，用我的文化来推销，把世界观，价值观，荣辱观带到公司的整体利益中来。。。。副考官：停停停，罗嗦，下一个！（泰有才扶了扶眼镜，把头一昂退了退）贞有权：我叫贞有权，贞德的贞。我毕业于那个什么h大，由于社会的竞争，恩，是吧，我来到了这个公司，然后呢，我想竟聘这个职位，我的话说完了，谢谢各位（中间考官动作自己加）龙民：俺叫龙民，一条龙的龙（全场暴笑）俺别的没有，就是经验丰富，具体有啥经验请听下回分解。贞有权：到底是龙民，名字都取得这么农民主考官:好了好了好了，开始提问副考官：请问如果有一个漂亮的姑娘出现在你面前你要怎么推销自己让她接受你？龙民：考官，能不能不要？俺已经有媳妇了，俺怕俺媳妇不让俺睡床。（愤怒）副考官：假设，假设懂吗`？！！龙民：假设，哦。泰有才：哎，真为没知识的人感到悲哀。泰有才：我会朗诵一首很有情调的词，让她臣服在我的文采之中贞有权：我回叫所有交警在那位姑娘出现的地方大声喊：美丽的姑娘：贞有权，真爱你龙民：俺虽然还是怕但是俺也要把握机会，俺会说：大妹子，俺会做饭，俺会洗衣，俺会种地，俺还会带娃，就是生不了娃，你帮俺生个胖娃，成不？副考官：泰有才，你认为一首诗可以打动那位姑娘`？如果真那样，那每天都会有很多老太太爱上你，因为你每天都说了很多话。你现在就去朗诵一首诗看能不能让对面（卖臭干子）{这一句可以用长沙话}的大妈接受你副考官：贞有权，你说你可以叫所有的交警帮你，那好，你先一个人去街上找个姑娘大声说你爱她，看她会不会说你神经病！副考官：龙民，哎，就你那熊样还开口就想别人姑娘给你生个娃啊？你以为别人是你家养的猪啊` 想生就生副考官：既然是推销自己就应该把对方当做堡垒攻下。龙民：考官，现在是和平年代，哪来什么堡垒啊，要是说现在要打鬼子的堡垒俺村的壮丁都早就操起锄头上了，还轮得上俺吗？副考官：哎，你这个人啊，这还是假设，假设！！诶，我就纳闷了，龙民你凭什么进的我们这应聘的？龙民：俺有经验啊（拍拍胸脯，昂起头，作骄傲状）副考官：你有经验？那你怎么说得驴头不对马嘴的？龙民（作委屈状）：哪有，俺真的有经验，你看啊，俺在家里卖过鸡，俺在村里卖过猪，俺在乡里卖过牛，又在城里卖过血，这不都是经验嘛,噢，对了当年我卖牛的时候还有个20出头的小伙子对我说大叔你怎么敢在大马路上卖牛啊，你真是牛a与牛c中间那个，我就纳闷那是什么意思，到后来被城管逮了城管对俺说了句你真牛b。俺到现在还纳闷，怎么俺买个牛咋就成牛abc了？（副考官低下头沉默了一会）然后抬起头说：俺觉得你可以回家再去卖血得了龙民：考官，你说的不对，俺是在城里卖的血不是在家，俺家没那设备呢副考官：哎`！（摇摇头）主考官：那现在你们认真说说觉得该怎么推销自己才能让那姑娘接受自己呢？龙民：俺觉得。。。副考官：停，你不准说话，跟我蹲一边去（龙民可怜巴巴的走到台边）贞有权：我觉得这问题有问题副考官：废话，没问题它能叫问题吗？泰有才：我觉得这个问题有很大的探讨价值，如果允许我给我的导师打个电话问问考官们：你们。。。。主考官：为什么你们就觉得这个问题就那么难呢？龙民，泰有才，贞有权，：这问题不好{龙民从台边站了起来}副考官恶狠狠的说：龙民谁叫你起来了，继续回去蹲好龙民灰溜溜的蹲了下去，双手抱头副考官：这问题怎么就不好了？（龙民又站了起来并走到台前）龙民说：那考官你愿意把自己卖了吗？副考官：谁叫你把自己卖了啊？龙民说：推销自己不就等于卖了自己吗？考官你愿意把自己卖了吗？（考官怒，另外2位应聘者大笑）主考官:你觉得你现在不像是商品吗？生活在这个竞争激烈的环境中，有学历的太多，有背景的也多。有经验的更多，如果你不能把自己很好的推销出去你觉得会有公司接受你吗？刚考官只是打个比方，其实那女孩就是你正在寻找的工作，你不能让那姑娘接受你就等于没办法让你们寻找中的公司接受你，最终你们还是一无所有。希望你能够明白。其实你们进来我们公司应聘之前我们就对你们做过详细的调查。我们对你们已经有所了解，我们公司也正需要像你们这样的人才，泰有才：学历深厚，能为公司在说服顾客方面做很大贡献。贞有权，遇事冷静，很会使用个人人际关系来达到推销目的。龙民，虽然你土了点知识少了点，我相信大部分老板还是喜欢和老实人做生意的，起码会很诚实。所以你们3个我们暂时录用，试用期2个月。（龙民，泰有才，贞有权惊讶）泰有才：对不起，考官，我觉得这样太不公平而且我相信我的学识，所以我希望4位考官能够再给我们一个机会，我们要让4位心服口服的录用我们 主考官：很好，贞有权呢？贞有权：我从来不知道服输是怎么写的，我同意泰有才说的（主考官笑笑）：恩（4位考官和前2位应聘这用怀疑的眼神看着龙民）（龙民害怕的拱了拱手）：俺媳妇在俺出门时告诉俺，出来后要多和城里人学，俺告诉你们俺很听俺媳妇的话的，所以俺跟随前面2位城里大学生脚步走。（所有人都笑了）主考官：那么明天同一时刻我们再次考察3位。（掌声）

阳光的玖零

1大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（这时，王子走了出来，向所有来宾鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子们走上前） 大臣（2）：（将头转向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皱起眉头）Mmm…I don’t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in) 大臣们: （惊叹）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! （众来宾惊恐地回过头） 旁白：She's like a fairy. She's like an Angel. She's so lovely. She's like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: I'd love to.（握住王子的手，开始跳舞） (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love.(12点的钟声猛然敲响了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, it's time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Wait, miss, please wait! （追上去） 灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一只鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!！ 士兵们: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. FAST! 士兵们: Yes, highness! 第四场布景：灰姑娘家的花园中灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的帮助，变回了原样）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn’t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet…鸽子: Cinderella, don’t you know? The man who danced with you was PRINCE EDWARD!! （猫和变回原样的狗点头附和）灰姑娘:REALLY?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的样子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven’t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼着小曲跳走了） 第五场布景：灰姑娘家（士兵敲门） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam.后妈: Good morning. What’s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 后妈:（笑着说）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身后招招手，让女儿（1）过来）后妈女儿（1）: （急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵: No, It's not yours. It's too small for you.（把鞋子拿开） 后妈女儿（2）: （跳着大喊）It's mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, it's not yours; it's too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿开） 后妈: Hey, sir, maybe it's mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）:（马上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldn't be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? （款款走来） 后妈 :You? That’s impossible! （大喊着，做出“快滚”的手势） 后妈女儿（1）: Look at yourself, PLEASE! （讥笑） 后妈女儿（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders’ time! （讽刺） 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! （送上鞋） 灰姑娘:（轻轻把脚伸进去）Thank you! (试鞋,正好合适) 后妈和两个女儿：It couldn’t be Cinderella! It couldn’t be!! Maybe there’s something wrong, sir! （疯了一样大叫）2白 :Long ago, there lived a girl. Her mather had died and her father had married again,His new wife had two daugters. They are so bad as their mother. The poor girl had to work day and night. She must sleep in the kitchen. She weared drity clothes. All of them called her cinders for Cinderella. However, we’ll show you a different play today.(灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地上场)旁白 ：She is so strong, and smart. Especially she is good at sport.Now, she is running for the 100 meter race.(灰姑娘冲刺,旁边老师读秒:11’9)Now, she is playing basketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)Now,she is practicing Chinese gongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒)This is her----Cinderella灰姑娘(怒,看旁白) :Do you finish?旁白 :Ok(结巴)continue, even she is perfect, she still can’t escape the poor life, Why? That is-----继母(假装洗衣服) :How cold the water! I’m too old to do anything, My leg is so painful.(灰姑娘默,从继母手中拿过洗衣盆)(一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过盆碗)(一姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫—灰姑娘默,从姐手中拿过衣服)第一幕(灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀)二姐(奔入,扬动手中传单) :Mom, Mom, Look! There are some leaflets. I got them on the street.The King is having a party. The Prince will look for a wife.一姐(托腮) :I must be choosen, I am the most beautiful girl in the world.二姐(凭空跳舞) :No, Not you. I have the charming shape, I am the Queen.(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻)继母 :Oh, baby. Stop. You two are the most beautiful girls in our country. He will probably choose one of you. Come on , make up yourself. We haven’t enough time!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella, what are you doing? Come here, help your sisters!灰姑娘 :OK, I will. But, mom, can I go to the party tonight? I want to ------(三人敛神)一姐 :Oh, my God! I forgot Tim’s homework. He gave us a lot of homework.. I can’t finish, what should I do ?二姐(拿书,指,附和) :Oh, Yes, Yes. Look, execise A, excise B, excise C, excise D, excise E, Oh, planning tree, essay, study plan------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh, my God! Oh3小狮子找食物 （I Am Hungry）角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠、小女孩。道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠头套、红萝卜、花生一把、苹果一个。Act 1雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!I am the lion,the king of the forest.No one is stronger than me.Roar, roar!小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry.雄狮：You are big now.Be brave!Go and find your own food.小狮：But, I don’t know how.雄狮：Do it like me.Roar, roar! （怒吼）小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（ 露出尖利的牙齿）Go and do it now.小狮：Yes, daddy.Act 2小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, R693535747 19:39:38abbit, Carrot Eater”）Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.He says there is nothing sweeter,Than a carrot everyday,Munch and crunch and run away.小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.Roar, roar!（小声地）小白兔：Do you want some carrots?小狮：Yes, please.（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）小狮：Thank you.小白兔：Carrots are the best food.小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.Anyway, thank you, rabbit.（还红萝卜给小白兔）小白兔：You are welcome.（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”离开）Act 3小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”）Found a peanut.Found a peanut.Found a peanut693535747 19:39:38just now.Just now I found a peanut.Found a peanut just now.小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.Roar, roar! （小声地）小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?小狮：Yes, please.（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）小狮：Thank you.小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard.I don’t like it.Anyway, thank you, squirrel.（将花生还给小松鼠）小松鼠：You are welcome.（边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开）Act 4（小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”）小女孩：Apple round.Apple red.Apple juicy.Apple sweet.4Global warming A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone. B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher. A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ? B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution. A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one. B. Is it the problem of population increasing? A. No. C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming. A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because…… B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling! A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold. B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”? C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming. A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming? B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live. C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen. A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”? B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant trees C. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves. A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting trees. D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day! A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment. B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland! A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students! B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.

崽崽龙08

角色:D:Dingding T:Teacher S:Student道具：一个闹钟背景：丁丁是一个很贪玩的孩子,总希望每时每刻都可以玩耍.一天,他无意中发现了一个神奇的闹钟……第一场：在路上.（丁丁走在上学的路上,突然发现地上有一样东西,他好奇地捡了起来……）D:Oh!What’s this?A clock?Yeah!It’s a clock.It’s nice.What time is it?It’s 7:30.It’s time for English class.（丁丁急匆匆地朝学校跑去.）第二场：在教室.T:It’s nine o’clock.It’s time for Chinese class.D（默念）:Oh,I don’t like Chinese.I like sports.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.(突然,事情发生了改变……)T:Oh,I’m sorry.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class now.Let’s go to the playground.D（高兴地）:Oh,a magic clock.Great!第三场：在操场.（丁丁和他的同学一直玩呀玩,大家都玩累了,下课的时间还没到……）S（疲惫地）:What time is it?D（又一次看了看闹钟）:It’s ten o’clock.S:I’m hungry.D（有气无力）:I’m hungry too.Clock,clock.It’s eleven o’clock.It’s time for lunch.T:It’s eleven o’clock.It’s time to go home.Class is over.D（将闹钟仍旧放回了原来的地方）:Bye-bye.Magic clock.It’s time to go home.

肖小月半仔

Daughter of the Sea Scene 1 Sea Palace Grandma: Finally, you’re back! How’s the shopping on the ground? Little Mermaid: Well, the supermarket is really fantastic! Let’s see what I’ve got… This is the fried fish, and this is the spicy hamburger from McDonald, and here, (holding the tape-recorder) WOW! Hi-tech product! Grandma: Cool, and we won’t worry about our dinner today. What’s more, did you see anything unusual there? Little Mermaid: Sure! The storm came and a ship was nearly destroyed! Grandma: Well, that’s commonplace. Go and swim with your sisters now! Little Mermaid: Thanks, grandma. Scene 2 Seashore (Narrate: Little mermaid doesn’t tell Grandma more about the ship. She also saw the people who drowned in the sea. Among them there was a handsome young man with big blue eyes and curl hair. Little Mermaid soon fell in love with him, and saved him by sending him to the seashore) Little Mermaid (dragging the prince): He’s sure heavy! (Throwing the prince onto the shore) (A woman comes along, and Little Mermaid hides herself behind a board, which reads” You can’t see me”. The prince wakes up) Woman: Oh! You’re alive! Prince: Sure am I! You saved me? Woman: Come on, this way! (Prince goes away, and Little Mermaid puts the board down, sits still, sadly) (Duck Ugly passes by) Duck Ugly: Badibadidibadidibadididido…(knocks into Little Mermaid) Oh! Sorry. Little Mermaid: Why are you so happy, Duck Ugly? Duck Ugly: Because I’m going to the clinic of the Sea Wizard! He’s gonna turn me into a beautiful goose! Little Mermaid: That’s wonderful! How can I contact him? Duck Ugly: You may call 5643456 at any time of the day. Also you can visit his private website, and the IP address is www.wizard.com. Scene 3 At the Wizard’s Little Mermaid: Excuse me, but is this Sea Wizard’s house?

猪宝0517

正文剧本： （一次暑假，一位美国小学生来到中国游玩。第一天到了故宫博物院，第二天到了颐和园。） （第三天一早，他从宾馆出来准备去长城游玩，走在路上，看着地图，却迷失了方向。） P走到了一个车站，看到三位小学生，问：对不起，问一下，您能告诉我怎样去长城吗？ S回头，回答：噢，你可以坐九路车。 P回答：谢谢。P刚要转身离去，A说：噢，我们也要去长城，我们一块去吧，好吗？ P说：嗯……A说：别犹豫了。P说：好吧。 （话音刚落，公共汽车就来了。） D说：车来了，咱们走吧！P说：好。 （一行四人上了车。） P说：我们认识一下吧。我叫Peter Anderson，我来自美国。我来这里度过我的暑假。你们呢？ S说：噢，我的中文名叫詹昕锐，我的英文名叫Sam。 A说：我的中文名叫张天啸，我的英文名叫Arthur。 D说：我的中文名叫代怡帆，我的英文名叫David。很高兴认识你。 P说：哦，我也是。 （三人相互握手。） （不一会儿，车到站了。几个人下车来到了长城。三个中国小学生为他讲解。） （回去的路上，三个人又聊起来。） P说：这两周我都会逗留在北京，我很想吃一次正宗的北京烤鸭，你们能带我去吗？ D说：没问题。明天中午，好吗？ P说：好的。 S说：那明天早上十一点酒店门口见好吗？ P说：没问题。 （汽车到站了，四人道别，约好明日中午见。） （第二天中午） （四人准时回合。） A说：走吧。 （四人走到了全聚德烤鸭店。） （四人聊起了自己的学校和爱好。） A说：我们都在同一所学校，同一个班级。我们都是好朋友。 D说：对。我们就像兄弟，我们都喜欢打乒乓球、打篮球还…… P说：噢，你们也喜欢打篮球？ S说：当然。 P说：我也喜欢打篮球。 S说：是吗，我想你的技术一定很高。你能教教我们吗？ P说：没问题。 D说：那我们拿什么来报答你呢？ P说：嗯…… A说：这样吧，你教我们打篮球，我们教你中文吧！ P说：好。那下午我们去打篮球吧。 A说：好。 （他们吃完饭，就来到篮球场。） P说：我们2对2吧。 D，A，S齐说：好！ P说：好，David和我，Sam和Arthur，好吗？ A，S齐说：好。 （三人开始激烈的对抗。） （最后，P队赢了。） S说：你打得太好了。 P说：谢谢。我们回去吧。 A说：好。 （第三天） （D，A，S在D家教P中文。） S说：你…好… P说：咯后……呵呵呵……咯后，咯后……你呼，你呼，呵、呵，你呵，你好。呵呵呵…… D说：好。不错。 A说：我叫Peter Anderson。 P说：藕个欧Peter Anderson。我…叫…，我叫，我叫，我叫。我叫Peter Anderson。 …… （这几天他们一直学中文，打篮球，过得很快乐。） （转眼间，Peter Anderson要走了。三人来到机场送他。） D说：时间过得太快了，我们就要说再见了。 P说：噢，对了，别忘了发E-mail。希望你们能到美国来。 A说：我们会的，希望你也能再到中国来。 S说：拜拜。 D说：拜拜。 A说：拜拜。 （P走了。）英文版Friendship(The summer holiday coming an American student came to Beijing to spend his the summer holiday. On the first day, he went to the Palace Museum. On the second day, he went to the summer palace. )(On the third day morning, he would go to the great wall, but he did not know the way to the Great Wall.)At that time he met with three Chinese boys at the bus-stop.He says: Excuse me. Could you tell me the way to the Great Wall?Sam says: Yeah, sure, you can take NO.9 bus.Peter says: Thank you very much.Arthur says: We are going to go to the great wall too. You can go with us if you like.Peter says: En…… Arthur says: Come on!Peter says: OK.(The bus is coming.)David says: Oh, the bus is coming, let’s go.Peter says: Let’s introduce ourselves. My name is Peter Anderson, I am from the United States.. I came to Beijing to spend my holidays. What about you?Sam says: My name is Sam.Arthur says: I’m Arthur.David says: I’m David. Nice to meet you!Peter says: Nice to meet you, too.(There are handshaking.)(Awhile, the bus arrived at the Great Wall. They are getting out of the bus. The three Chinese students explained to him.)(On the way to the hotel, they are chatting on the bus.)Peter says: I will stay in Beijing for a week, and I want to eat Beijing roasted duck. Shall we go to a restaurant?David says: That’s a good idea! En…… Tomorrow afternoon, OK?Peter says: OK.Sam says: Shall we meet in the front of the hotel at eleven a.m.?Peter says: No problem.(Next afternoon.)(Four people met at the gate of the hotel on time.)Arthur says: Let’s go.(Four people went to Quan Jude restaurant.)(Four people chat their school life and their hobbies.)Arthur says: We are in the same school, in the same class. We are good friends.David says: Right. We are like brothers, all of us like playing ping-pong, playing basketball and……Peter says: Excuse me. You also like playing basketball.Sam says: Sure.Peter says: I like playing basketball too.Sam says: Oh really! Could you teach us playing basketball?Peter says: No problem.David says: How can we repay you?Peter says: En……Arthur says: you teach us playing basketball, and we teach you Chinese, OK?Peter says: OK. Shall we play basketball in the afternoon?Arthur says: That’s a deal.(They finished their lunch and went to the playground.)Peter says: How about 2vs.2?David, Sam and Arthur say: OK.Peter says: Right. David and me, we are Team one, and Sam and Arthur, you are Team two, OK?Sam and Arthur say: OK.(Finally, Team one wan the game.)Sam says: You are a good basketball player.Peter says: Thank you. You too! Arthur, shall we go home now? It is time for Chinese teaching!Arthur says: OK.(In the evening.)(David, Sam and Arthur were teaching Peter Chinese)Sam says: 你…好…Peter says:（怪异发音，逐渐正确）。David says: Good!Arthur says: 我叫Peter Anderson.Peter says:（怪异发音，逐渐正确）。……(There were always learning Chinese and playing basketball in these days, there were very happy.)(At last, Peter Anderson will go back to the U.S. Three people went to the airport to see him off.)David says: Time to say good-bye Peter.Peter says: Yeah, my vocations become very exciting because of you. I hope to see you again in the future!Arthur says: Of course you can. Sam says: Yeah, the Olympic Games will be held in 2008. At that time, the foreign guests from all over the world will come to China.Arthur says: Yeah, and, the same with you, you can come here again. We will eat roasted duck and play basketball together.David says: And learn Chinese. OK!Peter says: Sure, I’ll be very glad to! See you, my friends! 拜…拜…！All: See you!

飘泊四方的狼

Cindy的旅行（4人英语话剧剧本） 本短剧根据PEP Book Seven Unit One Part B Let’s Talk 的教学内容改编而成,主要操练句型:How can I go there?You can go by … 角色：C----Cindy (rabbit) B----Bird F----Fish G----Girl 道具：小兔、小鸟、鱼儿头饰和大海的图片 (Cindy is a little rabbit.She lives in a beautiful forest.One day ,she wants to go to the sea.) C:(兴高采烈,一蹦一跳)On foot,on foot,go to the see.Oh ,where’s my way? (沮丧无助地哭着) What can I do wu …wu ( A bird comes.) D:Can I help you,little rabbit? C:Oh,I’ m going to the sea ,but now I can’t find my way. D:（安慰小兔）Don’t worry,rabbit .I can go with you .. C:Thank you.How can I go there?You can fly ,but I can’t . D:（小鸟望了望天空说） Let me see.You can go by plane. C:Great. (Cindy and bird get to the seaside .They have a good time .A fish comes.) F:Hello ,rabbit .Nice to meet you. C:Nice to meet you ,too. F:Do you want to play in the sea?It’s interesting. C:Really?But I can’t swim.How can I go there? F:You can go by ship. C:Ok,let’s go. ( Cindy meets lots of friends in the sea.She is very happy.Later she arrives a city.She meets ….)

星闪乐途

你可以去腾讯搜索一下破产姐妹那个片子，那个里边儿就挺搞笑的。最好搜那个英文的。

panrongdong

找青春六人行中的经典段落，具体看你要什么样的

我的宝贝叫小啦

The Necklace就是很好的剧本正好五人时间上如果多排练几次可以控制在7分钟之内。

丶沫小若

英语话剧剧本推荐如下： 剧本名字The Bus。 A Story about Love and Stinky Feet。 （5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。） Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman。 Scene One： Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring. Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand. (The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.) Female student A: We should find a seat for her. Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her. (The two boys continue to sleep.) Female student C: We should find a seat for her. Female students A & B: Yes. (Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.) Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.) Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep) Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy. Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah! All: (startled)Ah! Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible. Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy B falls asleep.) Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried. Female student B: The young man is really brash. Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man) Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.) Boy A: Oh! Are you OK? Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist! Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat) Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience. Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners. Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal. Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired. (At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.) Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless. Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.) Scene Two： (The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.) Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right? Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything. Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you? Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.) Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig! Boy A: I didn't mean it. Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless. Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry! Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry. (Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.) Boy A: It's not my day today. Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman. Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed. Boy B: Older people know more than us. Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day. (Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.) Female student C: (surprised) You..... (The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.) Old woman: You have nice hips. Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment. Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past. Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely. Female student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off. Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people. (Female students get off the bus.) Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (helps the old woman up) Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy. Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands. Boy B: (startled) What? Boy A: This old woman is also very strange. Boy B: Let's go! Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time. (Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.) Old woman: (looks at Boy A) You're nice, too. Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (gets off)