哈皮小暖

《老友记》的英文翻译是Friends。 《老友记》是一部美国电视情景喜剧，由大卫·克莱恩和玛塔·卡芙曼创作，珍妮佛·安妮斯顿、柯特妮·考克斯、丽莎·库卓、马特·勒布朗、马修·派瑞和大卫·史威默主演。 故事以生活在纽约曼哈顿的六个老友为中心，描述他们携手走过的十年风雨历程。全剧共10季236集，于1994年9月22日至2004年5月6日在全国广播公司（NBC）播映。 《老友记》拥有广大的收视群体和收获普遍好评，每季的收视均位列年度前十，曾创造5300万人的单集收视纪录，其大结局亦吸引5250万人观看直播。全剧获得黄金时段艾美奖提名62项次，其间于2002年赢得喜剧类最佳剧集。美国《电视剧》杂志于2007年评出史上100大美剧，本剧登居榜首。 扩展资料： 从1994年9月22日在NBC电视台开播，到2004年5月6日播出第10季的最后一集，《老友记》经历了辉煌的10年。这部在中国知名度很高的美剧，曾给无数人带来美好的回忆。它以光碟、网络的形式继续传播，生命力延续至今。 Netflix在周三（美国时间）宣布自2015年1月1日起，美国和加拿大的观众可以在Netflix观看全集的《老友记》了！ 1994年，詹妮弗·安妮斯顿、大卫·休默、柯特妮·考克斯、莉莎·库卓、马特·勒布朗、马修·派瑞随着NBC电视台《老友记》的开播也开启了他们的职业生涯。《老友记》共10季236集加83小时番外花絮，所有剧集将可在Netflix观看。 《老友记》由华纳兄弟公司制作，这次的协议也是华纳与Netflix合作。这部倍受喜爱的剧目也是首次以流媒体方式为大家所观看。

飞龙在天了

第六集第四集中，钱德勒要帮乔伊付电费那一段，后来钱德勒三次想办法给乔伊钱的片段，可以分开几个场景演，还挺合适的

撒旦情人518

给你4段，imdb上的，老外写的应该不错1.When we start the show, Rachel Green comes in wearing a wedding dress after leaving her fiancée at the altar. Rachel worked at Central Perk for a while and finally gets a job at Bloomingdale's and later Ralph Lauren. She has a baby with Ross Geller and they decide to keep the baby. Ross Geller is a paleontologist, and has had three wives. His first wife, Carol, finds out she is a lesbian and is pregnant with his baby. His second wife, Emily, is crushed when he calls this new wife Rachel instead of Emily. His third wife, Rachel, happens when they get drunk and decide to get married. Ross's sister, and Rachel's best friend, Monica Geller-Bing is a chef, and finally marries Chandler Bing. Chandler Bing is Ross's best friend, and secretly dated his sister for about 6-7 months. Monica and Chandler want to have a baby after Rachel has hers, but they can't have any. They decide to adopt a baby. They are shocked to find out that the pregnant mother is having twins. Chandler's former roommate, Joey Tribbiani, is a not so bright, but sweet actor. We played on Days of Our Lives has Dr. Drake Ramoray. Monica's other former roommate, Phoebe Buffay, is a masseuse, and a singer. Her most famous song is "Smelly Cat." Phoebe at the end marries a guy named Mike Hannigan. Phoebe was also was a surrogate mother for her brother's triplets. Ross and Rachel find out that they love each other when Rachel is assigned to live in Paris for a job that pays a lot. Monica and Chandler decide to move to a suburban house to raise the babies. The show ends when Monica and Chandler are moving to their new house, Ross and Rachel are living together again,and Phoebe is married to Mike. 2.Rachel Green, a former popular girl in high school living off of daddy's money, is independant now with a baby of her own that she had with Ross Gellar, a former flame that was temporarily rekindled after a drunken night which resulted in the baby. Ross is a paleontologist, he now lives in an apartment with Rachel, across the way from his sister, Monica Geller-Bing, a chef, and her new husband, Chandler Bing. Monica is a clean freak and very neurotic about it! and Chandler is laid back and uses humor as a defense mechanism. Across the hall from Monica and Chandler is Joey Tribiani, who now lives alone after Rachel moved out to move in with Ross because of the baby. Joey is a not-so-bright but sweet actor who recently made a big war movie and is on Days Of Our Lives. Another friend who we can't forget about is Pheobe Buffay, who is now engaged and soon to be married to Mike. She is a free spirited masseuse who sings crazy songs like "Smelly Cat". Their relationships with each other: -Rachel Green and Monica Gellar were best friends in high school, and after Rachel ran out on her wedding with Barry, she moved in with Monica, this was in the first season. -Monica Gellar and Ross Gellar are brother and sister. So Ross knew Rachel also from high school, when he had a crush on her. -Ross Gellar and Chandler Bing met in college and became best friends, Chandler met Rachel and Monica when Ross brought him home on Thanksgiving. Pheobe Buffay was Monica's old roomate before the show started and Joey Tribiani came into the picture when he moved in with Chandler, also before the show started. It's complicated, but one thing is for sure, they are all best "Friends." 3.A Comedy Series based in Manhatten about 6 young friends, in the struggle to find success and happiness in life, but it is never that straight forward, is it? Rachel Green - A popular schoolgirl of the past, is now a spoiled brat living off her fathers finance. In an attempt to start a new life after running out on her wedding, she shares an apartment with an old best friend Monica Gellar, and eventually befriends the other 4 and Monica's older brother, Ross. Monica Gellar - A compulsive neat freak, who has trouble with her love life. Monica was teased when she was in high school for being overweight. However, now a head-chef at a top restaurant in Manhatten, she has lost all her excessive weight, and just wants to start a family with 'the right guy' to complete a happy life. Ross Gellar - Older Brother of Monica, he has always had strong love feelings for Rachel. A successful professor of science leads him to be often teased by the other 5 friends about his profession. Ross has experienced many misfortunes in life, including 3 divorces and bringing up a child with his lesbian ex-wife. Ross now is devoted to finding a girl to settle down with, without a divorce, and makes it his personal goal to share happiness with Rachel. Phoebe Buffay - Brought up as a fatherless child, Phoebe is a ditzy yet loveable hippy, who has become a personal masseuse. Despite liking her profession, her dream is to become a star in the music industry and bases her songs on her life experiences. The other 5 friends secretly believe that Phoebe will never make it, but still encourage her to write. Phoebe often performs at the 'Central Perk' coffee house, and strongly believes in herself. Chandler Bing - A financially secure data processor, who relies on humor as a defense mechanism. Despite being rich, the other 5 have no idea what his profession is, and Chandler is a wimpy, average looking cigarette addict, who has never had a serious relationship. Will he ever get it, and is she just round the corner from him? Joey Tribiani - Despite being close to all the friends, he is especially open with Chandler, who his also his roommate. Joey is a small time actor, who desperately wants fame and fortune, and Chandler has high hopes of Joey, so helps Joey with money for acting lessons and professional photographs. Despite being a relatively bad actor, Joey is an adorable, sensitive guy, who is very successful with women, but needs to become famous and rich to complete his successful life. A Side Splitting Series, with emotion and drama. Definite One To Watch! 4.Friends- The story of 6 very different people , growing up together in New York City. Rachel Green , a spoilt rich girl who relies on daddy's credit cards, finds her life suddenly changing , when she leaves her cheating fiancée Barry at the altar and finds comfort in her best friend from High School Monica. Rachel is a fun-loving , friend who's look on life changes through -out the show. Monica Gellar Bing, a very paranoid , neat and clean but yet funny and lovable person , who marries Chandler Bing . Monica is a chef , and the brother of Ross. At the end of the series Chandler and Monica , finally fulfill their dream by having two adopted children. Phoebe Buffay, the lovable , ditzy and adorable Phoebe , who finally finds love with her Mike Hannigan (who ends up her husband)Phoebe is a masseuse and aspiring musician. Joey Tribbani , the fun , women loving , adorable , kind and hilarious actor. Joey has a reputation of being a ladies man. Joey has finally found his break on Days of our lives, until he gets fired , Joey loves acting but doesn't have that much talent , but always believes in himself. Chandler Bing , the kind of one liners and technician , who no-one is ever to sure of what his job is , is the funny guy who brings comic relief to all situations. Unlucky in love until he marries the love of his love Monica. Ross Gellar, the poor guy who has been divorced 3 times , with two children with two very different women. He is a paleontologist , who is also unlucky in love , until he gets together with the love of his life Rachel. Everybody needs Friends!

已然晕菜

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piaopiao1234

《Friends》剧本（第一季）101nbsp;Thenbsp;Onenbsp;Wherenbsp;Monicanbsp;Getsnbsp;anbsp;Newnbsp;Roomma

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新华书店有的,不过是写的六人行价格我记不清楚了~~~~~~~~

princess小姐

第5季 514 The One Where Everyone Finds Out你说的是最后一个回合，joey已经无法理解了这复句了：Rachel: I can not believe he would do that to Mon—Whoa! (She stops suddenly and slowly turns to point at Joey. Joey is avoiding her eyes.) Joey, do they know that we know?Joey: No.Rachel: Joey!Joey: They know you know.Rachel: Ugh, I knew it! Oh I cannot believe those two!Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!Joey: I couldn't even if I wanted too.下面是这一集全部的英文剧本，你可以从头再挑一下你自己要的部分。前面几个回合也很精彩，这一集中joey的表现超强。[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating some Chinese food.]Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!(They all run and join her at the window.)Rachel: I'd say from the looks of it; our naked buddy is moving.Ross: Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled clothes.Rachel: Ohh, I'm gonna miss that big old squishy butt.Chandler: And we're done with the chicken fried rice.Ross: Hey! Hey! If he's moving, maybe I should try to get his place!All: Good idea! Yes!Ross: It would be so cool to live across from you guys!Joey: Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!Chandler: Or we can do the actual telephone thing.Opening Credits[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]Ross: Oh my God! I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect?! I can't believe I never realized how great it is!Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.Phoebe: It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.Ross: (laughing) Ohh. (Phoebe takes a couple of steps to the door and Ross quickly hurries out.)Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!Rachel: What?!Phoebe: (screaming) Ahhh!! Chandler and Monica!! Chandler and Monica!!Rachel: Oh my God!Phoebe: CHANDLER AND MONICA!!!!Rachel: OH MY GOD!!!Phoebe: OH!! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!Rachel: Phoebe!! Phoebe!! It's okay!! It's okay!!Phoebe: NO! THEY'RE DOING IT!!!Rachel: I KNOW!! I KNOW!! I KNOW!Phoebe: YOU KNOW?!!!Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!Ross: (entering) What's going on?Phoebe and Rachel: Ohhh!!!Rachel: (trying to divert his attention from the window by jumping up and down) HI!! Hi!Ross: What?! What?!Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)Phoebe: (Screaming incoherently.) Get in here!!! (Motions to join her and Rachel.)(Ross starts jumping and screaming incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Rachel are there talking about Chandler and Monica.]Phoebe: You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or—Oh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!Rachel: Uh-huh, doing it. Doing it. Phone doing it.Phoebe: Oh! Oh, I can't believe it! I mean I think it's great! For him. She might be able to do better.Joey: (entering) Hey guys!Rachel: Joey! Come here! Come here!Joey: What? What?Rachel: Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler.Joey: You mean how they're friends and nothing more? (Glares at Rachel.)Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!Phoebe: Or, we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own.Rachel: Wh-what do you mean?Phoebe: Well y'know every time that they say that like they're doing laundry we'll just give them a bunch of laundry to do.Rachel: Ohhh, I-I would enjoy that!Joey: No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.Rachel: Ehhh, no, I wanna do Phoebe's thing.Joey: I can't take any…Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!Joey: Noo! I can't take any more secrets! (To Rachel) I've got your secrets. I've got their secrets. I got secrets of my own y'know!Rachel: You don't have any secrets!Joey: Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. (Joey shies away.)Rachel: (To Phoebe) So umm, how-how are we gonna mess with them?Joey: Ugh.Phoebe: Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate.Rachel: Okay.Phoebe: And then. I would use y'know the strongest tool at my disposal. My sexuality.Chandler: (entering) Hello children!All: Hey!Phoebe: Okay, watch, learn, and don't eat my cookie.(She gets up and goes over to Chandler who's ordering some coffee from Gunther.)Chandler: Hey.Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!Chandler: Really?Phoebe: (feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so soft—hello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?Chandler: Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I'm—Oh! I can't tell you this.Chandler: Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.Phoebe: Well actually you're the one person I can't tell this too. And the one person I want to the most.Chandler: What's going on?Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don’t even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffee—Oh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.(She makes a show of bending over to get her coat and showing off her bum. She then walks out, leaving no one to eat her cookie.)[Scene: Chandler's bedroom, Chandler and Monica are there, of course. Like who else would it be, duh!]Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?Chandler: Well, my Grandfather was Swedish and my Grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.Monica: Okay, now you're even cuter!!Chandler: Y'know that is a popular opinion today I must say.Monica: What?Chandler: The weirdest thing happened at the coffee house, I think, I think Phoebe was hitting on me.Monica: What are you talking about?Chandler: I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.Monica: That's not possible!Chandler: Ow!Monica: I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way.Chandler: Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.Monica: I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.Chandler: No, I didn't misunderstand, okay? She was all over me! She touched my bicep for crying out loud!Monica: This bicep?Chandler: Well it's not flexed right now![Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, and Chandler are there. Monica is entering from her room.]Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?Monica: Uhh, y'know actually I was gonna do some laundry.Rachel: Oh.Monica: Hey Chandler, wanna do it with me?Chandler: Sure, I'll do it with ya.Monica: Okay.Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!Monica: I mean I-I don't I think I have enough quarters.Phoebe: I have quarters! (She holds up a bag of quarters.)Ross: (entering) Hey!Rachel: Hey Ross! Any word on the apartment yet?Ross: Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.Rachel: Oh.Ross: No-no, I got the edge. I know it's not exactly ethical but I sent him a little bribe totip the scales in my direction. Check it out, you can probably see it from the window. (They all head to the window.)Monica: Oh, is it that pinball machine with the big bow on it?Ross: No.Chandler: That new mountain bike?Ross: No.Monica: Well what did you send?Ross: A basket of mini-muffins.Phoebe: But there's a whole table of mini-muffin baskets. Which one did you send?Ross: The small one.Rachel: What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?Ross: Well yeah! Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those little muffins. It was the best day.Chandler: Your work makes me sad.Ross: Oh man! I want that place so much!! I was so sure that was gonna work! There's twelve bucks I'll never see again! (Exits.)Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.Monica: Bye!All: Bye!Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)Chandler: (after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!Monica: Actually, I did!Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?Monica: Ohhh, oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!Chandler: Are you serious?Monica: Phoebe knows and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!Chandler: (a little hurt) Okay but what about y'know my pinchable butt and my bulging biceps—She knows!Ending Credits[Scene: Ross's new apartment, he is showing his boss, Dr. Ledbetter his new place and new outlook on life.]Ross: A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.Dr. Ledbetter: I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.Ross: Well I am that. And that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.Dr. Ledbetter: I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. I—What? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh… What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

芳宝女郎

电视剧英语的说法：teleplay。 teleplay 英 ['teləpleɪ]   美 ['teləˌpleɪ] 释义：n. 电视剧；连续剧 例句： 1、She was rewarded as the queen of the teleplay. 她被人们誉为电视剧皇后。 2、Many people do not have the gift like the heroes in the novels, teleplay and manga. 许多人都没有像是小说，电视剧和动漫主人公一样的天赋异禀。 3、Chinese teledrama is popular in Vietnam and North Korea.At set intervals a new Chinese TV series will broadcast on teleplay in those countries. 中国的电视剧在越南和朝鲜很流行，每隔一段时间总有一部新的中国电视剧在这些国家电视台播放. 扩展资料： 近义词：television television 英 [ˈtelɪvɪʒn]  美 [tɛləˌvɪʒən] n. 电视，电视机；电视业 例句： 1、She turned the television on and flicked around between news programmes. 她打开电视机，不停地在新闻节目间切换。 2、Toy manufacturers began promoting some of their products on television. 玩具制造商们开始在电视上促销他们的一些产品。 3、I don't have much time to watch very much television. 我没有很多时间看很多电视节目。

小兔子好好

亲，可否将你帖子的分类改为“电视”？否则即使采纳也无法为我们团队积分啦！ （一定要先改分类再采纳哦，不然还是无效的。） 请认准ID号“suk_慢火”，谨防假冒！ 资源已发送至你1012苦头的邮箱，详见邮件告知，祝你下载顺利，喜欢请及时采纳为【满意答案】，并轻轻点一下【赞同】哦！ ——百度知道“快乐看剧”团队：suk_慢火 其它需要资源的朋友，可以在我头像下点击【求助知友】，向我提问就OK了。

Sally-yiner

第三季的第二集 ROSS要参加宴会那集，全集都没有黄段子（就是最后瑞秋说他没穿内裤），而且只有5个人在莫妮卡的房间里，不需要有地点的转变，比较适合演出。。我觉得笑点特别多，一个演ROSS参加派对也好，或者典礼也行，一个演瑞秋 就是爱美的那种，需要有各种衣服，一个钱德勒 一个乔伊 钱德勒半道去了趟厕所，乔伊坐在钱德勒原先的位置，然后因此起了冲突。。一个演莫妮卡，因为突如其来前男友留言的电话，而引发笑点。。一个演菲比，这个是女的最好，当然男的也可以。。总的来说，这场需要三个男的 三个女的 或者四个男的 两个女的（最起码保留莫妮卡和瑞秋是个女生），应该对你有帮助！老友记剧集里不换地点挺少的，祝你成功！

福尔萝卜丝

英语：watching TV。 一、watching 英 ['wɒtʃɪŋ]   美 ['wɒtʃɪŋ] n.观察;监视;看守;注意。 二、TV 英 [ˌti: ˈvi:]   美 [ˌti:'vi:] abbr.television 电视机。 例句： They spent a great deal of time watching television。 他们很多时间都看电视了。 扩展资料： watch英 [wɒtʃ]美 [wɑ:tʃ] 过去式：watched; 过去分词：watched; 现在分词：watching; 复数形式：watches。 vt. & vi.1. 看, 观察2. 守卫[保护], 留心, 注视。 vt.1. 注意, 当心2. 监视3. 守候，等待4. 照看；照料(婴儿等)；看管(羊群等)。 n.1. 看管2. 值班人员3. 表4. 值夜班5. 监视；注意；密切观察6. 手表，怀表；挂表壳上系表链的环。 vi.1. 值夜班；整夜守护(或照顾)2. 守候(与 for 连用)。 例句： 1. The colorful whirl of the dancer is beautiful to watch. 舞蹈者多彩多姿的旋转令人赏心悦目。 2. Please keep the watch for me while I go swimming. 我去游泳，请代我保管这表。 3. I referred to my watch for the exact time. 我看了一下手表好知道准确的时间。 4. He glimpsed at my new watch and said it was a good bargain. 他看了一眼我的新表，说买得很划算。 5. You'll have to watch for the right moment. 你得等候适当时机。

张祝君1

恋恋笔记本诺丁山永不妥协

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上网搜一下就有的，我以前就下过，只不过忘记了地址。给你贴出来一点（第一季第一集）The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot) Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane.Transcribed by guineapig. SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS)MONICA: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!JOEY: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!CHANDLER: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?PHOEBE: Wait, does he eat chalk?(THE OTHERS STARE, BEMUSED)PHOEBE: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!MONICA: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.CHANDLER: Sounds like a date to me.(CUT TO SAME SET)CHANDLER: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realise I am totally naked.ALL: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.CHANDLER: Then I look down, and I realise there's a phone... there.JOEY: Instead of...?CHANDLER: That's right.JOEY: Never had that dream.PHOEBE: No.CHANDLER: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my mother, which is very weird, because- she never calls me!(CUT TO SAME SET. ROSS HAS NOW ENTERED)ROSS: (MORTIFIED) Hi.JOEY: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.MONICA: Are you okay, sweetie?ROSS: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...CHANDLER: Cookie?MONICA: (EXPLAINING TO THE OTHERS) Carol moved her stuff out today. (TO ROSS) Let me get you some coffee.PHOEBE: Ooh! Oh! (STARTS TO PLUCK AT THE AIR JUST IN FRONT OF ROSS)ROSS: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.MONICA: No you don't.ROSS: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!JOEY: And you never knew she was a lesbian...ROSS: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?CHANDLER: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (THE OTHERS STARE AT HIM) Did I say that out loud?JOEY: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(ROSS GESTURES HIS CONSENT)JOEY: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!ROSS: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!(ENTER RACHEL IN A WET WEDDING DRESS. SHE STARTS TO SEARCH AROUND THE ROOM)CHANDLER: And I just want a million dollars! (EXTENDS HIS HAND HOPEFULLY)MONICA: Rachel?!RACHEL: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!WAITRESS: Can I get you some coffee?MONICA: (POINTING AT RACHEL) De-caff. (TO THE GANG) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (TO RACHEL) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? RACHEL: Hi, sure!ROSS: Hi. (THEY GO TO HUG BUT ROSS' UMBRELLA OPENS. HE SITS, DEFEATED AGAIN)(A MOMENT OF SILENCE AS RACHEL SITS; THE OTHERS EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN)MONICA: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?RACHEL: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS BROUGHT HER COFFEE)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realised that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, he always looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (TO MONICA) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.MONICA: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.RACHEL: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...SCENE 2: MONICA'S APARTMENT (ALL PRESENT AND WATCHING A SPANISH SOAP ON TV)MONICA: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it. RACHEL: (ON PHONE) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me! CHANDLER: (RE TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.JOEY: I say push her down the stairs.PHOEBE+ROSS+CHANDLER+JOEY: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! (SHE IS PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. THEY CHEER)RACHEL: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!ROSS: You can see where he'd have trouble.RACHEL: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. MONICA: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...RACHEL: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!(CUT TO SAME SET. RACHEL IS BREATHING INTO A PAPER BAG) MONICA: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...PHOEBE: (SINGS) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (RACHEL AND MONICA TURN TO LOOK AT HER)..bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...RACHEL: I'm all better now.PHOEBE: (GRINS AND WALKS TO KITCHEN. TO CHANDLER AND JOEY) I helped!MONICA: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life.JOEY: (SITTING BESIDE HER) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.MONICA: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!JOEY: What, like there's a rule or something?(THE DOOR BUZZER SOUNDS. CHANDLER GETS IT)CHANDLER: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.PAUL: (OVER INTERCOM) It's, uh, it's Paul.MONICA: Buzz him in!JOEY: Who's Paul?ROSS: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?MONICA: Maybe.JOEY: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?ROSS: He finally asked you out?MONICA: Yes!CHANDLER: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.MONICA: Rach, wait, I can cancel...RACHEL: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!MONICA: (TO ROSS) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?ROSS: (CHOKED VOICE) That'd be good...MONICA: (HORRIFIED) Really?ROSS: (NORMAL VOICE) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!(A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. MONICA GETS IT; IT'S PAUL)MONICA: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (THEY ARE ALL LINED UP NEXT TO THE DOOR)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.ALL: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!CHANDLER: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?MONICA: (SHOWS PAUL IN) Two seconds.PHOEBE: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.ROSS: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?RACHEL: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!ROSS: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (THINKS) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.CHANDLER: (DEADPAN) Yes, and we're very excited about it. RACHEL: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight..ROSS: Okay, sure.JOEY: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?PHOEBE: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.(AD BREAK)SCENE 3: ROSS' APARTMENT (THE GUYS ARE ASSEMBLING FURNITURE)ROSS: (SQUATTING AND READING INSTRUCTIONS) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little whim guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.(CHANDLER AND JOEY HAVE APPARENTLY FINISHED A BOOKCASE, BUT THERE IS A BIT LEFT OVER)JOEY: What's this?CHANDLER: I have no idea.(JOEY CHECKS ROSS IS NOT LOOKING AND DUMPS IN IN A PLANT POT)JOEY: Done with the bookcase!CHANDLER: All finished!ROSS: (CLUTCHING A BEER CAN AND SNIFFING) This was Carol's favourite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.JOEY: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?ROSS: You guys.CHANDLER: Oh, man.JOEY: You got screwed.(CUT TO MONICA AND PAUL EATING IN A RESTAURANT)MONICA: Oh my God!PAUL: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?MONICA: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?PAUL: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-MONICA: -leg?PAUL: (LAUGHING) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.MONICA: You actually broke her watch?(CUT TO RACHEL IN MONICA'S APARTMENT, TALKING ON THE PHONE AND PACING)RACHEL: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (STOPS TALKING; DIALS A NUMBER ON THE PHONE) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...(CUT TO ROSS' APARTMENT) ROSS: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...JOEY: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavour of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavours out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!ROSS: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.CHANDLER: Stay out of my freezer!(CUT TO THE RESTAURANT)PAUL: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...MONICA: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?PAUL: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.MONICA: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?PAUL: Isn't there?MONICA: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?PAUL: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (MONICA TAKES A SIP OF HER DRINK) ...Sexually. MONICA: (SPITS OUT HER DRINK IN SHOCK) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...PAUL: It's okay...MONICA: Being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?PAUL: Two years.MONICA: Wow! I'm glad you smashed her watch! PAUL: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?MONICA: (PAUSE)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.(CUT TO RACHEL WATCHING 'JOANIE LOVES CHACHI')TV: 'I, Joanie, take you, Charles, to be my lawful husband.' 'Do you take...'RACHEL: Oh...see... but Joanie loved Chachi! That's the difference!(CUT TO ROSS')ROSS: (SCORNFUL) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you? Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (GAZES OUT OF THE WINDOW)(CUT TO RACHEL STARING OUT OF HER WINDOW)SCENE 4: MONICA + RACHEL'S APARTMENT. RACHEL IS MAKING COFFEE FOR JOEY AND CHANDLER)RACHEL: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.CHANDLER: That is amazing.JOEY: Congratulations. And while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelette or something... (JOEY AND CHANDLER TASTE THE COFFEE, GRIMACE, AND POUR IT INTO A PLANT POT) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...(ENTER MONICA FROM HER ROOM)ALL: Morning. Good morning.(ENTER PAUL FROM MONICA'S ROOM) PAUL: Morning.JOEY: Morning, Paul.RACHEL: Hello, Paul.CHANDLER: Hi, Paul, is it?(MONICA AND PAUL WALK TO THE DOOR AND TALK IN A LOW VOICE SO THE OTHERS CAN'T HEAR. THE OTHERS SHUNT MONICA'S TABLE CLOSER TO TO THE DOOR SO THEY CAN)MONICA: I had a really great time last night.PAUL: Thank you. Thank you so much. MONICA: We'll talk later.PAUL: Yeah. (THEY KISS) Thank you. (EXIT PAUL)JOEY: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?MONICA: Shut up, and put my table back.ALL: Okayyy! (THEY DO)CHANDLER: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference... RACHEL: So, like, you guys all have jobs?MONICA: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.JOEY: Yeah, I'm an actor.RACHEL: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?JOEY: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.MONICA: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio.CHANDLER: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'JOEY: I will not take this abuse. (WALKS TO DOOR AND OPENS IT TO LEAVE)CHANDLER: You're right, I'm sorry. (BURSTS INTO SONG AND DANCES OUT OF THE DOOR) 'Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..'(EXIT JOEY AND CHANDLER)MONICA: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.RACHEL: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.MONICA: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?RACHEL: Oh, yeah.MONICA: Well, it's like that. With feelings.RACHEL: Oh wow. Are you in trouble.MONICA: Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.RACHEL: Oh, look, wish me luck!MONICA: What for?RACHEL: I'm gonna go get one of those job things.(EXIT MONICA)SCENE 5: IRIDIUM (JUST MONICA, WORKING)(ENTER FRANNIE)FRANNIE: Hey, Monica!MONICA: Hey, welcome back! How was Florida?FRANNIE: You had sex, didn't you?MONICA: How do you do that?FRANNIE: So? Who?MONICA: You know Paul?FRANNIE: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.MONICA: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?FRANNIE: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.(CUT TO THE GANG MINUS RACHEL AT CENTRAL PERK)JOEY: (PERCHED ON THE SIDE OF THE SOFA)Of course it was a line!MONICA: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?ROSS: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.MONICA: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?PHOEBE: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. (SHE MASSAGES THEM)MONICA: I just thought he was nice, y'know?JOEY: (BURSTS OUT LAUGHING AGAIN) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!(MONICA PUSHES HIM OFF THE SOFA. ENTER RACHEL WITH SHOPPING)RACHEL: Guess what?ROSS: You got a job?RACHEL: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.CHANDLER: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.RACHEL: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!CHANDLER: Oh, how well you know me...RACHEL: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!MONICA: How'd you pay for them?RACHEL: Uh, credit card.MONICA: And who pays for that?RACHEL: Um... my... father.(CUT TO THE GANG AT MONICA + RACHEL'S, SITTING ROUND A TABLE. ON THE TABLE ARE RACHEL'S CREDIT CARDS AND A PAIR OF SCISSORS)MONICA: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.RACHEL: I know that. That's why I was getting married.PHOEBE: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time. RACHEL: Thank you.PHOEBE: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windows outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.(A PAUSE)ROSS: The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...MONICA: You ready?RACHEL: I don't think so.ROSS: C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...ALL: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (SHE CUTS THEM ALL UP. THEY CHEER)MONICA: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!(CUT TO SAME SET. MONICA, RACHEL AND ROSS HAVE JUST FINISHED WATCHING A FILM)MONICA: Well, that's it. RACHEL: (TO ROSS) You gonna crash on the couch?ROSS: No. No, I gotta go home sometime.MONICA: You be okay?ROSS: Yeah.RACHEL: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (MON SMILES) What?MONICA: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody. (STOMPS ON PAUL'S WATCH AND GOES TO HER ROOM)ROSS: Mmm. (THEY BOTH REACH FOR THE LAST COOKIE) Oh, no-RACHEL: Sorry-ROSS: No no no, go-RACHEL: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-ROSS: Split it?RACHEL: Okay.ROSS: Okay. (THEY SPLIT IT) You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.RACHEL: I knew.ROSS: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.RACHEL: I did.ROSS: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?RACHEL: Yeah, maybe...ROSS: Okay... okay, maybe I will...RACHEL: Goodnight.ROSS: Goodnight.(EXIT RACHEL TO HER BEDROOM. ENTER MONICA IN DRESSING GOWN, AS ROSS IS LEAVING)MONICA: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?ROSS: I just grabbed a spoon. (EXIT ROSS)(CLOSING CREDITS)CREDITS SCENE: CENTRAL PERKJOEY: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.PHOEBE: (SINGS) I can't believe what I'm hearing here...MONICA: What? I-I said you had a-PHOEBE: (SINGS) What I said...MONICA: (TO PHOEBE) Would you stop?PHOEBE: Oh, was I doing it again?RACHEL: (WALKS UP WITH A POT OF COFFEE) Would anybody like more coffee?CHANDLER: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?RACHEL: I'm just serving it.ALL: Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.CHANDLER: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minelli- END

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上网搜一下就有的，我以前就下过，只不过忘记了地址。给你贴出来一点（第一季第一集）The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot) Originally written by Marta Kauffman and David Crane.Transcribed by guineapig. SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. (ALL PRESENT EXCEPT RACHEL AND ROSS)MONICA: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!JOEY: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!CHANDLER: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?PHOEBE: Wait, does he eat chalk?(THE OTHERS STARE, BEMUSED)PHOEBE: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!MONICA: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.CHANDLER: Sounds like a date to me.(CUT TO SAME SET)CHANDLER: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realise I am totally naked.ALL: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.CHANDLER: Then I look down, and I realise there's a phone... there.JOEY: Instead of...?CHANDLER: That's right.JOEY: Never had that dream.PHOEBE: No.CHANDLER: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it's my mother, which is very weird, because- she never calls me!(CUT TO SAME SET. ROSS HAS NOW ENTERED)ROSS: (MORTIFIED) Hi.JOEY: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.MONICA: Are you okay, sweetie?ROSS: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...CHANDLER: Cookie?MONICA: (EXPLAINING TO THE OTHERS) Carol moved her stuff out today. (TO ROSS) Let me get you some coffee.PHOEBE: Ooh! Oh! (STARTS TO PLUCK AT THE AIR JUST IN FRONT OF ROSS)ROSS: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay? I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.MONICA: No you don't.ROSS: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!JOEY: And you never knew she was a lesbian...ROSS: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?CHANDLER: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (THE OTHERS STARE AT HIM) Did I say that out loud?JOEY: Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(ROSS GESTURES HIS CONSENT)JOEY: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!ROSS: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!(ENTER RACHEL IN A WET WEDDING DRESS. SHE STARTS TO SEARCH AROUND THE ROOM)CHANDLER: And I just want a million dollars! (EXTENDS HIS HAND HOPEFULLY)MONICA: Rachel?!RACHEL: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!WAITRESS: Can I get you some coffee?MONICA: (POINTING AT RACHEL) De-caff. (TO THE GANG) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (TO RACHEL) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross? RACHEL: Hi, sure!ROSS: Hi. (THEY GO TO HUG BUT ROSS' UMBRELLA OPENS. HE SITS, DEFEATED AGAIN)(A MOMENT OF SILENCE AS RACHEL SITS; THE OTHERS EXPECT HER TO EXPLAIN)MONICA: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?RACHEL: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeous Lamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS BROUGHT HER COFFEE)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realised that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, he always looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (TO MONICA) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.MONICA: Who wasn't invited to the wedding.RACHEL: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...SCENE 2: MONICA'S APARTMENT (ALL PRESENT AND WATCHING A SPANISH SOAP ON TV)MONICA: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it. RACHEL: (ON PHONE) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me! CHANDLER: (RE TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.JOEY: I say push her down the stairs.PHOEBE+ROSS+CHANDLER+JOEY: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! (SHE IS PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. THEY CHEER)RACHEL: C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!ROSS: You can see where he'd have trouble.RACHEL: Look Daddy, it's my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica. MONICA: Well, I guess we've established who's staying here with Monica...RACHEL: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!(CUT TO SAME SET. RACHEL IS BREATHING INTO A PAPER BAG) MONICA: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. Just try to think of nice calm things...PHOEBE: (SINGS) Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, (RACHEL AND MONICA TURN TO LOOK AT HER)..bluebells and sleighbells and- something with mittens... La la la la...RACHEL: I'm all better now.PHOEBE: (GRINS AND WALKS TO KITCHEN. TO CHANDLER AND JOEY) I helped!MONICA: Okay, look, this is probably for the best, y'know? Independence. Taking control of your life.JOEY: (SITTING BESIDE HER) And hey, you need anything, you can always come to Joey. Me and Chandler live across the hall. And he's away a lot.MONICA: Joey, stop hitting on her! It's her wedding day!JOEY: What, like there's a rule or something?(THE DOOR BUZZER SOUNDS. CHANDLER GETS IT)CHANDLER: Please don't do that again, it's a horrible sound.PAUL: (OVER INTERCOM) It's, uh, it's Paul.MONICA: Buzz him in!JOEY: Who's Paul?ROSS: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?MONICA: Maybe.JOEY: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?ROSS: He finally asked you out?MONICA: Yes!CHANDLER: Ooh, this is a Dear Diary moment.MONICA: Rach, wait, I can cancel...RACHEL: Please, no, go, that'd be fine!MONICA: (TO ROSS) Are, are you okay? I mean, do you want me to stay?ROSS: (CHOKED VOICE) That'd be good...MONICA: (HORRIFIED) Really?ROSS: (NORMAL VOICE) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!(A KNOCK AT THE DOOR. MONICA GETS IT; IT'S PAUL)MONICA: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (THEY ARE ALL LINED UP NEXT TO THE DOOR)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.ALL: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!CHANDLER: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?MONICA: (SHOWS PAUL IN) Two seconds.PHOEBE: Ooh, I just pulled out four eyelashes. That can't be good.ROSS: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?RACHEL: Well, I was kinda supposed to be headed for Aruba on my honeymoon, so nothing!ROSS: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (THINKS) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.CHANDLER: (DEADPAN) Yes, and we're very excited about it. RACHEL: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight..ROSS: Okay, sure.JOEY: Hey Pheebs, you wanna help?PHOEBE: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.(AD BREAK)SCENE 3: ROSS' APARTMENT (THE GUYS ARE ASSEMBLING FURNITURE)ROSS: (SQUATTING AND READING INSTRUCTIONS) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little whim guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.(CHANDLER AND JOEY HAVE APPARENTLY FINISHED A BOOKCASE, BUT THERE IS A BIT LEFT OVER)JOEY: What's this?CHANDLER: I have no idea.(JOEY CHECKS ROSS IS NOT LOOKING AND DUMPS IN IN A PLANT POT)JOEY: Done with the bookcase!CHANDLER: All finished!ROSS: (CLUTCHING A BEER CAN AND SNIFFING) This was Carol's favourite beer. She always drank it out of the can, I should have known.JOEY: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?ROSS: You guys.CHANDLER: Oh, man.JOEY: You got screwed.(CUT TO MONICA AND PAUL EATING IN A RESTAURANT)MONICA: Oh my God!PAUL: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?MONICA: My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess. How did you get through it?PAUL: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-MONICA: -leg?PAUL: (LAUGHING) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.MONICA: You actually broke her watch?(CUT TO RACHEL IN MONICA'S APARTMENT, TALKING ON THE PHONE AND PACING)RACHEL: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (STOPS TALKING; DIALS A NUMBER ON THE PHONE) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...(CUT TO ROSS' APARTMENT) ROSS: You know what the scariest part is? What if there's only one woman for everybody, y'know? I mean what if you get one woman- and that's it? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one woman- for her...JOEY: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavour of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavours out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!ROSS: I honestly don't know if I'm hungry or horny.CHANDLER: Stay out of my freezer!(CUT TO THE RESTAURANT)PAUL: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...MONICA: What?..... What, you wanna spell it out with noodles?PAUL: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.MONICA: Oh, so there is gonna be a fifth date?PAUL: Isn't there?MONICA: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. -What were you gonna say?PAUL: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (MONICA TAKES A SIP OF HER DRINK) ...Sexually. MONICA: (SPITS OUT HER DRINK IN SHOCK) Oh God, oh God, I am sorry... I am so sorry...PAUL: It's okay...MONICA: Being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?PAUL: Two years.MONICA: Wow! I'm glad you smashed her watch! PAUL: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?MONICA: (PAUSE)...Yeah. Yeah, I do.(CUT TO RACHEL WATCHING 'JOANIE LOVES CHACHI')TV: 'I, Joanie, take you, Charles, to be my lawful husband.' 'Do you take...'RACHEL: Oh...see... but Joanie loved Chachi! That's the difference!(CUT TO ROSS')ROSS: (SCORNFUL) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you? Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (GAZES OUT OF THE WINDOW)(CUT TO RACHEL STARING OUT OF HER WINDOW)SCENE 4: MONICA + RACHEL'S APARTMENT. RACHEL IS MAKING COFFEE FOR JOEY AND CHANDLER)RACHEL: Isn't this amazing? I mean, I have never made coffee before in my entire life.CHANDLER: That is amazing.JOEY: Congratulations. And while you're on a roll, if you feel like you gotta make like a Western omelette or something... (JOEY AND CHANDLER TASTE THE COFFEE, GRIMACE, AND POUR IT INTO A PLANT POT) Although actually I'm really not that hungry...(ENTER MONICA FROM HER ROOM)ALL: Morning. Good morning.(ENTER PAUL FROM MONICA'S ROOM) PAUL: Morning.JOEY: Morning, Paul.RACHEL: Hello, Paul.CHANDLER: Hi, Paul, is it?(MONICA AND PAUL WALK TO THE DOOR AND TALK IN A LOW VOICE SO THE OTHERS CAN'T HEAR. THE OTHERS SHUNT MONICA'S TABLE CLOSER TO TO THE DOOR SO THEY CAN)MONICA: I had a really great time last night.PAUL: Thank you. Thank you so much. MONICA: We'll talk later.PAUL: Yeah. (THEY KISS) Thank you. (EXIT PAUL)JOEY: That wasn't a real date?! What the hell do you do on a real date?MONICA: Shut up, and put my table back.ALL: Okayyy! (THEY DO)CHANDLER: All right, kids, I gotta get to work. If I don't input those numbers,... it doesn't make much of a difference... RACHEL: So, like, you guys all have jobs?MONICA: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.JOEY: Yeah, I'm an actor.RACHEL: Wow! Would I have seen you in anything?JOEY: I doubt it. Mostly regional work.MONICA: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio.CHANDLER: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy.'JOEY: I will not take this abuse. (WALKS TO DOOR AND OPENS IT TO LEAVE)CHANDLER: You're right, I'm sorry. (BURSTS INTO SONG AND DANCES OUT OF THE DOOR) 'Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy..'(EXIT JOEY AND CHANDLER)MONICA: So how you doing today? Did you sleep okay? Talk to Barry? I can't stop smiling.RACHEL: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.MONICA: I know, he's just so, so... Do you remember you and Tony DeMarco?RACHEL: Oh, yeah.MONICA: Well, it's like that. With feelings.RACHEL: Oh wow. Are you in trouble.MONICA: Okay. Okay. I am just going to get up, go to work and not think about him all day. Or else I'm just gonna get up and go to work.RACHEL: Oh, look, wish me luck!MONICA: What for?RACHEL: I'm gonna go get one of those job things.(EXIT MONICA)SCENE 5: IRIDIUM (JUST MONICA, WORKING)(ENTER FRANNIE)FRANNIE: Hey, Monica!MONICA: Hey, welcome back! How was Florida?FRANNIE: You had sex, didn't you?MONICA: How do you do that?FRANNIE: So? Who?MONICA: You know Paul?FRANNIE: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.MONICA: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?FRANNIE: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.(CUT TO THE GANG MINUS RACHEL AT CENTRAL PERK)JOEY: (PERCHED ON THE SIDE OF THE SOFA)Of course it was a line!MONICA: Why?! Why? Why, why would anybody do something like that?ROSS: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.MONICA: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?PHOEBE: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. (SHE MASSAGES THEM)MONICA: I just thought he was nice, y'know?JOEY: (BURSTS OUT LAUGHING AGAIN) I can't believe you didn't know it was a line!(MONICA PUSHES HIM OFF THE SOFA. ENTER RACHEL WITH SHOPPING)RACHEL: Guess what?ROSS: You got a job?RACHEL: Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.CHANDLER: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.RACHEL: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!CHANDLER: Oh, how well you know me...RACHEL: They're my new 'I don't need a job, I don't need my parents, I've got great boots' boots!MONICA: How'd you pay for them?RACHEL: Uh, credit card.MONICA: And who pays for that?RACHEL: Um... my... father.(CUT TO THE GANG AT MONICA + RACHEL'S, SITTING ROUND A TABLE. ON THE TABLE ARE RACHEL'S CREDIT CARDS AND A PAIR OF SCISSORS)MONICA: C'mon, you can't live off your parents your whole life.RACHEL: I know that. That's why I was getting married.PHOEBE: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time. RACHEL: Thank you.PHOEBE: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windows outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.(A PAUSE)ROSS: The word you're looking for is 'Anyway'...MONICA: You ready?RACHEL: I don't think so.ROSS: C'mon, cut. Cut, cut, cut,...ALL: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (SHE CUTS THEM ALL UP. THEY CHEER)MONICA: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it!(CUT TO SAME SET. MONICA, RACHEL AND ROSS HAVE JUST FINISHED WATCHING A FILM)MONICA: Well, that's it. RACHEL: (TO ROSS) You gonna crash on the couch?ROSS: No. No, I gotta go home sometime.MONICA: You be okay?ROSS: Yeah.RACHEL: Hey Mon, look what I just found on the floor. (MON SMILES) What?MONICA: That's Paul's watch. You just put it back where you found it. Oh boy. Alright. Goodnight, everybody. (STOMPS ON PAUL'S WATCH AND GOES TO HER ROOM)ROSS: Mmm. (THEY BOTH REACH FOR THE LAST COOKIE) Oh, no-RACHEL: Sorry-ROSS: No no no, go-RACHEL: No, you have it, really, I don't want it-ROSS: Split it?RACHEL: Okay.ROSS: Okay. (THEY SPLIT IT) You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.RACHEL: I knew.ROSS: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.RACHEL: I did.ROSS: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor here- but do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?RACHEL: Yeah, maybe...ROSS: Okay... okay, maybe I will...RACHEL: Goodnight.ROSS: Goodnight.(EXIT RACHEL TO HER BEDROOM. ENTER MONICA IN DRESSING GOWN, AS ROSS IS LEAVING)MONICA: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you?ROSS: I just grabbed a spoon. (EXIT ROSS)(CLOSING CREDITS)CREDITS SCENE: CENTRAL PERKJOEY: I can't believe what I'm hearing here.PHOEBE: (SINGS) I can't believe what I'm hearing here...MONICA: What? I-I said you had a-PHOEBE: (SINGS) What I said...MONICA: (TO PHOEBE) Would you stop?PHOEBE: Oh, was I doing it again?RACHEL: (WALKS UP WITH A POT OF COFFEE) Would anybody like more coffee?CHANDLER: Did you make it, or are you just serving it?RACHEL: I'm just serving it.ALL: Yeah. Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee.CHANDLER: Kids, new dream... I'm in Las Vegas. I'm Liza Minelli- END

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每一次看完《老友记》后，都会有这样一些场景和台词在我的脑海中挥之不去。以下是我为大家准备的老友记剧本台词带翻译，希望大家喜欢! 老友记剧本台词带翻译(一) 1、Chandler: All right, there’s a nuclear holocaust, I’m the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me? “如果核爆炸，世界上只剩我一个男人，你会爱我吗?” 钱德勒不停地问莫尼卡会不会爱他，答案都是否定的。你能想象几年后他们有那么幸福吗? 2、Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! 乔伊白痴而感人的宣言：“如果你们需要，我可以在你们任何人身上尿尿。” 3、Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter! 罗斯真的有些小气，作为男生承担这些责任又怎么了?过去听他讲“on the break”觉得好玩，现在越来越觉得这时的他可恨了。 4、Mrs. Geller: And the next time you cater for me, there will be nothing but ice in the freezer. 聚会上人们都喜欢吃莫尼卡做的东西，盖勒夫人终于承认了自己的女儿，说下次再也不会准备备用食物了。 5、Chandler: Oh, I just wanted to say, "Hey!" 钱德勒跑过好几条街，跌倒了无数次，只是为了跟女孩子说一句“hey”。可惜她是乔伊的女友，虽然她跟钱德勒更合适。 还是喜欢做一个会气喘吁吁的说“真巧”的男孩，不管我有多老，追着喜欢的女孩跑，永远是最美的心跳牵动的心跳。 6、Chandler: That I haven't stopped thinking about her since the moment I met her. That I'm so fantastically, over-the-top, wanna-slit-my-own-throat in love with her, that for every minute of every hour of every day I can't believe my own damn bad luck that you met her first!! 钱德勒说出对乔伊女友的真实感受：“从见到她的第一眼开始，我就不可救药的爱上了她，我疯了似的思念她，梦寐以求有她相伴左右。每一天每一小时每一分钟的每一秒里我都在痛恨自己为什么不能比你早认识她。” 7、Chandler: Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just went to a couple of bookstores, talked to a couple of dealers... called a couple of the author's grandchildren. 钱德勒跑了许多家书店，问了许多书商，又给原作者的后人打了许多电话，才买到了很稀有的书作为生日礼物，但乔伊只买了一支能看时间的笔，所以，钱德勒只好跟乔伊互换了礼物。 越来越爱钱德勒! 8、Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would've just stepped aside. 钱德勒如果早跟乔伊坦白自己对乔伊女友的感受，情况会好得多。 或者说，罗斯早跟钱德勒说这些话，情况就会好得多。 9、Joey: When that guy was robbing us, and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours, you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down! “我们家被抢劫的时候，我被关在橱子里，整整六个小时，我都在想我会害你多难过。” 10、Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, livin’ in a box!! 莫尼卡因为先后和理查父子约会受到指责，然后愤怒的揭短。是呀，六人中没有一个的人生完美，但他们都在快乐的生活;没有一个没犯过错，但他们都是最善良的。 11、Rachel: Don’t say that I have no sentiment! This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! This is from the museum from the first time we… were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter! 瑞秋让人动情的一刻：“不要说我没有人情味儿。这是我们第一次一起看电影的票根，这是你第一次为我做早餐时剩的蛋壳，这是我们第一次约会时从博物馆拿的化石。我可能会把你们送的礼物退掉，但我会保留所有我认为值得珍藏的东西。” 12、KATHY: you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm… Listen I don’t wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I can’t stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I don’t wanna be the cause of that. So, I don’t think we can see each other anymore. I’m gonna go to my mom’s in Chicago, I’m gonna stay there for awhile. I think this could’ve be something really amazing, but y’know this is probably for the best. Y’know? I’m gonna miss you. Good-bye 凯茜对箱子里的钱德勒所说的话：“你现在不能说话也好，这样我们的离别也不必那么难受。我不想做影响你们兄弟感情的女人，我没法眼睁睁的看着你们为了我互不理睬。所以我觉得我们还是不要再见面了，我会去芝加哥我妈那调整一段时间。我知道我们在一起会有多么幸福，但现在来看，分开才是最好的结局。你能理解吗?我会想你的。亲爱的再见。” 13、Phoebe: Yeah. That’s what you really want. Yeah, I don’t want to be the reason you’re unhappy, that would just make me unhappy, and I really don’t want to be the reason I’m unhappy. 菲比放弃了和莫尼卡的餐车，支持她去做大厨。因为那是莫尼卡真正想做的，委屈莫尼卡就是委屈她自己，菲比不想委屈自己…… 14、Phoebe Sr: I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. 菲比的妈妈对她说：我抛弃过两个孩子，我多希望当时有人能告诉我这是多么糟糕的事情，这使得我以后的日子每一天都在无尽的悔恨中度过。 15、Monica: 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, …7..…7…7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7…(mouths 7)! 无话不谈的老友，钱德勒的女友当晚跑过来跟莫尼卡致谢。 16、Ross: I’m having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. I’m having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if he’ll sit with me. 罗斯为了好朋友乔伊，在博物馆的午餐桌上发起了反对阶级歧视运动。 17、Phoebe: No, I’m really okay with this. Y’know why? ‘Cause look at them, and I made that, so… I know it’s gonna be like a million times harder to give up a baby but, oh my God, it’s gonna feel like a million times better, right? 菲比决定为弟弟和弟妹生孩子。虽然放弃孩子时会有十万分的难过，但看到弟弟弟妹高兴的样子，也会有十万分的幸福。全世界最伟大的姐姐。 18、Kathy: Acting! Chandler, this is my job! I’m-I’m playing a part in a play! How can you not trust me?! Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started. 凯茜对钱德勒说你怎么能觉得我背叛你呢?钱德说那我们又是怎么开始的? 难以置信聪明、善良的钱德勒会说出这么伤人的话。永远不要揭爱人的伤疤，尤其是这伤疤是为你而结。 19、Joey: Well, suppose until the baby’s born I laid off it. No extra animals would die, you-you’d just be eating my animals. 菲比怀孕后很想吃肉，但素食主义的她很在意杀生。食肉狂人乔伊为了让她心安，自动戒肉直到小孩子出世，把吃肉的机会让给了好朋友。 20、Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monica’s photo albums, I mean you don’t do that if you’re just in it for two weeks. 这个女孩花整晚时间跟你的朋友聊天，问你以前的事儿，要你的影集看，你觉得这是一段短暂情缘的表现吗? 21、Rachel: It’s okay. Sometimes, things don’t work out the way you’d thought they would. 有时候，生活不像你想象中那么美好。 得悉罗斯要结婚，可怜的瑞秋，她总觉得他们可以分分合合，可一旦没有了合的可能，她才感觉到对方的重要。 22、Phoebe: So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross? 购物能减轻你对罗斯的思念吗? Rachel: Manhattan does not have enough stores. 美国的店铺显然不够多。 23、Monica: Ross, how long have you been planning this wedding? “罗斯，你什么时候开始筹备的这场婚礼?” Ross: I don’t know. A month? “记不清了，一个多月前吧。” Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. That’s what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, w. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was. “女孩子在五岁的时候就开始幻想她的婚礼了，她们要最完美的婚礼，最理想的地方，更重要的，她们想要一个真正懂得这场仪式对她有多大意义的人来托付终身。” 24、Rachel: Y’know what? No. It’s not over until someone says, "I do." 在他们正式结婚以前，我是不会放弃的。 25、Minister: Take thee, Emily... Ross: Take thee, Rachel... 老友记剧本台词带翻译(二) 1、RACHEL: Honey, this will help. (hands him a tub of ice cream) 每次钱德勒陷入失恋的深渊，女孩们就会在他身边，喂他吃冰激凌，对他说贴心的话。对他的羡慕甚至远远超过了乔伊的艳遇。 2、Phoebe: Aw, honey it's not your fault, y'know this is who you are, and I love you, and I want us to be friends, and if I keep living here I don't see that happening. 菲比搬出莫尼卡公寓的理由。无论是朋友还是恋人，有时候，保持一点距离，不是因为不爱你，而是因为太爱你。 3、Joey: I'm not wrong! I wish I was. 乔伊看到詹尼斯和前夫接吻，开始怕伤害钱德勒，故意瞒着他。但眼见他越陷越深，不得不告诉他真相。“我没看错，我也希望我看错了。” 4、Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. They're like, they're like a family, and if, I was you , I know I wouldn't want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. 乔伊说如果他是钱德勒，他会放弃詹尼斯。因为詹尼斯和前夫有一个孩子，这是一个家，他不想做破坏家庭的人。玩世不恭的乔伊，如果有一天结婚，他的娘子一定很幸福。 5、Ross: It's okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could. Monica: You jerk! You know how much I love that kid! Ross: Monica bang! Monica bang! 莫尼卡和瑞秋不小心碰了本的头，罗斯很大度，知道瑞秋尽力了。 罗斯骗莫尼卡说本被摔坏了，莫尼卡着急的样子，让我们觉得本真的很幸福。 还有兄妹俩打闹追逐的场面，很温馨。 6、Joey: All right, means that much to you, I'll let you have her. 兄弟之间最棘手的问题，喜欢同一个女人。真的要让的话，也要记得不要说“让给你”呀。 7、Joey and Monica: Merry Christmas!! Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, you're the best! 菲比因为老去的圣诞树要被切碎而伤心，朋友们买了一屋子快干枯的圣诞树庆祝 圣诞节 ，他们的节日往往都很不辉煌，但因为有了彼此，每次都特别开心。 8、Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you don't have to do this. 罗斯不小心打伤了童子军小姑娘的腿，竭尽所能得卖饼干都没能实现她的愿望。在钱德勒的公寓里，他们布置成飞船的模样，钱德勒和乔伊推着转椅，罗斯手拖着地球仪。小女孩实现了愿望，笑得就像真的在飞船里一样。 9、Rachel: Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now? “我们在一起都快一年了，你怎么还不信任我呢?” Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. “我跟前妻生活了八年，她还是离我而去了。” 我们都觉得罗斯的嫉妒有些变态的时候，这句话突然让我们难过，并理解了他。他太在乎这段感情，所以才会这样疯狂。” 10、Rachel: Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people love each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. 真正相爱的两个人，根本不需要猜疑。妒嫉从来留不住感情，相反只会把心爱的人推得越来越远。我们理解了罗斯，不证明他的做法是对的。 11、Rachel: We should take a break. A break from us. 你相信吗?就为了应该谁道歉这样的小事儿，两个相爱的人就错过了七年? 12、Ross: (to Chloe) I like this song. 酒吧里，《with or without you》再次响起，罗斯忧郁地说：“我喜欢这歌。”而瑞秋在寂寞的窗前不停播着罗斯家的电话。 那首歌反复唱着：“and you give yourself away,and you give ……and you give yourself away.” 为什么要错过呢?为什么要放手呢?为什么不能妥协，为什么不能原谅，为什么不能珍惜呢? 13、Ross: I can't imagine, I can't imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and.... “我不敢想象，我的世界没有你会怎么样?没有你温柔的抚摸，没有你深情地凝视，没有你贴心的挂念，没有你使我赖以生存的爱。瑞秋，我们可不可以重归于好?” Rachel: (crying) No. I can't, you're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. “我很想，但是不能。你已经不是我爱过的那个罗斯了，因为那个罗斯绝不会做伤害我的事，永远不会。” 14、Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, I'm gonna stay. Joey: Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your grandmother' cab, but y'know what, I'll stay. Monica: Noo! I'll stay. He's my brother. 瑞秋和罗斯分手后，约其他人去滑雪。发现了罗斯的孤独，大家争着留下来陪他，即使意味着要玩两整天无聊的飞镖。 15、Ross: Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. Cause you know love lasts forever. 与瑞 秋分 手后，罗斯去前妻家串门，发现她正准备和苏珊庆祝周年。 “蜡烛，香槟，太棒了，因为，爱是一生一世的财富。”刚刚分手的罗斯说这话时特别让人难受。 16、Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) You planned this all out, and I don't want to ruin it, so you guys should just go. 菲比的车在半路上没油了。罗斯大老远跑过去帮助他们，却无法与他们一起去滑雪。他说：“不用担心我，我会好好过。你们计划了这么久了，好好玩吧。” 然后目送朋友们远去，一人踏上孤单的回程(如果他能回的去的话)。 17、Ross: I need juice! People need juice!! 罗斯看到瑞秋和马克约会，心如刀绞，几乎抓狂。 18、Monica: Something wrong? Rachel: (She takes the T-shirt out of the box and holds it to her chest and take a deep breath.) No. Nothing. 罗斯将要回的小T恤又还给瑞秋，因为那是瑞秋最喜欢的睡衣。上帝，请告诉我，相爱的人为什么要分开? 19、Phoebe: Oh, it's so great to see you feeling like this! 乔伊说看着爱的人跟别人回家，感觉太难受了。怪异的菲比说我真为你高兴，言外之意是我们的小孩乔伊终于长大了，体会到了真爱的感觉。 20、Joey: (on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what I'm saying is I should have considered your feelings before I went home with you that night. I've recently learned what's it like to be on your side of it, and I'm sorry. So, do you think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. 可爱的乔伊，在体会到被人甩掉的感觉后，一一打电话跟他的一夜情女伴们道歉，请求她们的原谅。做任何事情前，先要考虑好对方的感受。 21、Monica: (popping back up) Regular or decaf? Pete: Ah, which ever is closest. 莫尼卡穿着旱冰鞋为男友拿饮料，问要哪一种。男友说要最近的那种。(因为他怕莫尼卡多走路 摔跤 ) 22、Phoebe: Okay, well they are a huge responsibility, especially at this age. They require constant care. They-they need just the right food, and lots and lots of love. 菲比说养宠物需要很多责任感。 教育 小孩子又何尝不是呢?只有稳定的经济是不够的，你必须给他们源源不断的爱。 23、Chandler: If they can't find a home for her, they kill her! And I'm not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine! 由于牵扯太多精力，钱德勒去还宠物小鸡，却发现如果还回去小鸡就要被杀掉，于是他带着它回来了，还多带了一只小鸭。 24、Ross: Eh, Beause I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. 罗斯要去电视台录节目，精心准备了一个下午。但当他发现瑞秋需要人陪着去医院，还是取消了节目的录制。 永远要搞清楚：在你的生命里，什么才是真正重要的东西。 25、Monica: Well then, y'know what? I care about you to much to watch you hurt yourself like this. So if you have to do this, then you're gonna have to do it without me. 白痴富翁，为什么人总要如此固执?他征服了商界、科学界，得到了世界上最美丽的女人，所以要去追逐体能的极限?他征服和得到的那些，他懂得好好呵护吗? 26、Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you! “跟你分手是因为我很生你的气，并不是因为我能不再爱你。”

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