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我觉得单枪匹马独闯阵营打一三国秀的话，这个应该是三国里面的马超。

Spring Festival Pieces "Kung Fu" Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili,王晓虎 Zhao Benshan: I have heard him, improperly cooks,忽悠hotline to prevent, and threatened to no longer dare to deception. Cruel reality has been almost a line of defense in my mind, this year I want to sell what little he promised three years on the topic I can not deliver a child with the audience. A disciple: master into your Zhao Benshan: Do not worry, be made by dialing a telephone harassment. (Dial in) Bell. . . . (Phone rings) Fan: Hello Zhao Benshan: Hello Wei Fan: This is the eye by an anti-忽悠your advice. . . Spring Festival Pieces "Kung Fu" Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili,王晓虎 Zhao Benshan: I have heard him, improperly cooks,忽悠hotline to prevent, and threatened to no longer dare to deception. Cruel reality has been almost a line of defense in my mind, this year I want to sell what little he promised three years on the topic I can not deliver a child with the audience. A disciple: master into your Zhao Benshan: Do not worry, be made by dialing a telephone harassment. (Dial in) Bell. . . . (Phone rings) Fan: Hello Zhao Benshan: Hello Wei Fan: This is an eye by your anti-忽悠Hotline, I experienced the old上当者Fan, taken by virtue of many years experience, whether you make a clear忽悠judge, it was卖拐please press 1, press 2 car, It was a child is entitled Fast Thinking by 3, it was sold directly to a stretcher 110 Zhao Benshan: Hello Fan: Hello Zhao Benshan: Can you master your Fan Wei Fan: ah, who you are? Zhao Benshan: ~ I have a question you would like to direct the old look Wei Fan: ah, you say Zhao Benshan: We head home mother猪啊 Wei Fan: ah Zhao Benshan: niger abuse of white flowers, Wei Fan: ah Zhao Benshan: the morning up to 80 frames per second speed step forward疯跑,咣frying pan into the trees, dead Wei Fan: killed, ah, the pig's vision is not what is the problem with, ah, Zhao Benshan: both eyes were 1.5 Wei Fan: What will the mental illness ah, Zhao Benshan: can mental health of this Wei Fan: how to kill the Na Zhao Benshan:那头pig will not turn their brains Bai Wei Fan: Oh Wei Fan: I am the person that you do not pay attention to children, you are not in accordance with the licensing routines ah, entitled Fast Thinking that you have to press 3 Na, and that since the way, I also question consulting Zhao Benshan: You said Fan Wei: Chinese New Year, and Zhao Benshan: TU Wei Fan: What New Year, our family did not buy a pig on the left and a donkey, you say that I am a first先杀donkey or pig Na Na Zhao Benshan:先杀you. . . Give you both an opportunity A disciple: delicious donkey, donkey先杀 Zhao Benshan:先杀donkey Wei Fan: Congratulations, you are correct, the pig-is also thought to Zhao Benshan: something together. Hello -- Wei Fan: small for gestational age Zhao Benshan: Hey, wow, sad, I really feel sad for you, we should see the political arena独闯, and how can I be assured that the ground, Apprentice B: master, first pig Well, Zhao Benshan: That is so like a donkey, and I tell you that on this issue so that you先杀bad one, I did not answer that because I consider it a problem to, ah, did not see that he had from the then a tendon, and now has grown to understand two A pupil: teacher, he is too much, you go back to God Zhao Benshan: You can not go back,卖拐her lame忽悠,忽悠Negin his car, and within 10 minutes in, I want him to be impartial, I can not abuse children when you were a teacher. Apprentice: The master from the door, the individual忽悠 Zhao Benshan: Well, look at my cue, into the Apprentice who: Good Zhao Benshan: United States of him, he has to see,瞅瞅, Oh drink, but also run, where to go Apprentice A: I would like to ask Fan chef in it? Wei Fan: Oh Which, may I ask your advice. . . Oh - Oh,呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀, what shape it is, ah, very chic, ah, ah is 6 +7 - This was a big scold Fengyun wander how fell忽悠This step-by-step drawing fields? Fan: Ah heaven, the earth Ah, this is my eldest sister who angel of this tone ah, pig into a tree, you hit a pig, a rear-end is not, then suck it to three of the Zhao Benshan: a three-year gap, I want you dead Wei Fan:忽悠 Zhao Benshan: I am coming to you, repent Wei Fan: Next忽悠 Zhao Benshan: my disciples to testify Wei Fan: I come忽悠groups Wei Fan: not to make a big忽悠, as long as we remain vigilant of these good people, and what you will not be a number of children entitled Fast Thinking it? The ground floor of a monkey, a tree seven (riding) a monkey, two monkeys not only is the monkey 8 Zhao Benshan: three monkeys may also may also be nine monkeys Wei Fan: how has it changed Zhao Benshan: a monkey pregnancy Wei Fan: interesting to you? Zhao Benshan: boring, I am not entitled Fast Thinking that you get the initial stage, and I come to you an apology Wei Fan: Oh Zhao Benshan: for three years, the most in this world, people I am sorry chef Fan A disciple: Yes Zhao Benshan: how good Apprentice B: yes ah Zhao Benshan: I often tell you that you said that I was cheated by his干啥 Disciples were: it should not be Zhao Benshan: how do you say that I am honest, you hit me twice Wei Fan: I Zhao Benshan: hey you下不去hand Zhao Benshan: You called me a few words Wei Fan: You Zhao Benshan:张不开your mouth, so, anyway, you have to forgive me, and do not have to forgive me and forgive me forgive me if I do not have blow against our faces with good faith Wei Fan: Oh, you呀呀呀呀呀呀, but also, he could feel, you see, Oh it's忽悠,忽悠then Zhao Benshan: Participation from me Wei Fan: Yo, Yo, can you stand up, Yo, Yo Yo哎呦, it lacks disease,呀呀Oh, walk, walk two steps, taking two steps forward and take the two-step, hey-hey, ah me, fraud, fraud is not, is not fraud, and everyone is looking at it, what an accident does not matter with me ah, you are always distracted the entire board of this mysterious干啥, you stand up quickly, what did you say good quickly Zhao Benshan: So you want to do Wei Fan: I want to listen to Zhao Benshan: After listening to in your letter you Wei Fan: I, you stand up as long as the letter I Zhao Benshan: You remove it, I was able to stand up Wei Fan: that the Arab-Israeli, Zhao Benshan: a long story, ah, remember that it was in 2003 the first snow of 2002 a number of later, Wei Fan: Are you the lyrics the whole child干啥ah, what is directly said so fast Zhao Benshan: I do not play with you in a virtual, today, I apologize to you, come, to load, you look familiar? Wei Fan: This is your忽悠that I, that a few hundred dollars Zhao Benshan: did not move a single cent Wei Fan: This is a piece of sheet Zhao Benshan: I have not worn on the child through the words Wei Fan: Big Brother Zhao Benshan: two of us should understand the grievances of the bar, and it held up over the past few years the feelings between the two of us, that is, the culprit wheelchair, today, I have in front of your face to break his A pupil: teacher can not hit ah, Apprentice B: master, this wheelchair is returned to your child哥俩old witness to the good, ah, Zhao Benshan: Do not talk nonsense, and I, you, you can not pull me A pupil: teacher can not hit you Apprentice B: Master, My God Disciples were: Master Wei Fan: Big Brother, Big Brother, you have to hit to hit me, big brother Zhao Benshan: big brother can not hit you Wei Fan: Big Brother has the sincerity to you too, and the children are right, can not hit you, it is not only a witness, we return to the good, it is I'll be taken to avoid the alarm, I collected Zhao Benshan: No, students do spend money to me, how can you do to Favorites Wei Fan: how much money I gave you Zhao Benshan: how much money to spend it, A disciple: 2000 Wei Fan: I have a 2000 Zhao Benshan: I to 2500 Wei Fan: I 3000 Zhao Benshan: I 3500 Wei Fan: I 4000 Zhao Benshan: I 5000 Wei Fan: turnover Zhao Benshan: chef fitted to the Fan Wei Fan:哎哎, you call the 5000, I drop the hammer. Turnover Zhao Benshan: No, no, you wrong, how, how the call Apprentice B: I heard the shouting of cooks Fan Wei Fan: What What Apprentice A: No, master's call Wei Fan: You see, you see Zhao Benshan: chaos the chaos, and this child, it does not matter who's calling, you see we stroke a stroke, a bit chaotic, first call the Wei Fan: I would first call, and Zhao Benshan: how much you shout Wei Fan: I 2000 Zhao Benshan: I 2500 Wei Fan: I 3000 Zhao Benshan: I 3500 Wei Fan: I 4000 Zhao Benshan: I 4500 Wei Fan: I 5000 Zhao Benshan: You look at the Fan: hey, Zhao Benshan: clear clear Wei Fan: a little bit chaotic chaos Zhao Benshan: You re-calculate Wei Fan: No,谁也别speak for myself, I count myself, stroking my own Zhao Benshan: you own disorder, and Wei Fan: You, you do not speak 2000,2500,3000,3500,4000,4500,5000 Zhao Benshan: Your anti-stroke, and 2000 is that you called Wei Fan: 2000,2500,3000 Zhao Benshan: No Wei Fan: 2000,2500,3000,3500,4000,4500,5000 Zhao Benshan: on the sub - Wei Fan: Oh Apprentice A: I am wrong Apprentice B: Yes, you call the Wei Fan: wrong Zhao Benshan: You look at this Wei Fan: not big brother, big brother, I direct your call喊完4000 is not 5000, right, ah Zhao Benshan: This child. Chaos, ah, now that it咱哥俩children, Wei Fan: ah Zhao Benshan: You agree to collection, it is not Wei Fan: ah Zhao Benshan: is it time we re-call is not Wei Fan: ah Zhao Benshan: 5000 listen to understand that this child who is crying in the end, the Wei Fan: ah, good good Zhao Benshan: that, the number of starts is Disciples were: 2000 Wei Fan: I 2000 Zhao Benshan: turnover, this time not in turmoil, Wei Fan: ah, you do not call up the Zhao Benshan: Yes, I am afraid of the chaos shout Apprentice B: This time you call the Fan: hey, that line, do not move, this is my wheelchair, I give you the money, do not move do not move, 2000, Zhao Benshan: tell you brother, theory should not be money, Wei Fan: You say the Zhao Benshan: But you have to face Wei Fan: Do not say a Zhao Benshan: this person is your face Wei Fan: Do not say a Zhao Benshan: people should not be governing, but not to the character you are not Wei Fan: I have taken to you the Zhao Benshan: bite, I tell you, simply, ah, just beginning, I did not want to Wei Fan:哎哎, hey Zhao Benshan: No Wei Fan: change is robbed Zhao Benshan: No, you misunderstood, I thought you want to control Wei Fan: Do not installed, ah, from inside you, you were, and desperate measure,欲擒故纵, the master with砸车, the thinning of the sudden drop hammer of confused, I only spent a total Zhao Benshan: will be on the terms of Wei Fan: give you a total Zhao Benshan: go for on the accrual Wei Fan: send Zhao Benshan: fail, because to know what failure? This recipe cooks do not watch the art of war, withdrawal Disciples were: Master Fan: hey Zhao Benshan: hey Disciples were: Master Zhao Benshan:干啥play, which went to his knees, that I am here, you干啥two children,干啥ah A disciple: Master, I am sorry to say too much, you忽悠low IQ, and failed to learn with what you intended to play Apprentice B:干啥you go quickly, while a car can not keep up with all 2-way Zhao Benshan: sad Apprentice: The master in the last, by a徒儿al Zhao Benshan: hey Wei Fan: Oh妈呀 Zhao Benshan:呀呀Oh, Oh呀呀, the world is too crazy, and mouse gave cat when the bridesmaids, my mother Disciples were: Master, please accept us Fan: hey, hey, the children, then the sea knows no boundaries, repent and the shore, to learn the good, the Chinese New Year, red packets to children to you, ah, the red packets to children Zhao Benshan: sad, really sad that this money you were able to do last month, both to you I did not pay it, sad Wei Fan: Collect one of a Apprentice and Gentlemen: thank master Disciples are: master, won the Zhao Benshan: Oh,嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿, of anti-inter - Wei Fan: Oh, very hard to detect, but large忽悠, I am against you Zhao Benshan: how things, Wei Fan:忽悠to忽悠to, I do not sit in a wheelchair or you Zhao Benshan: what you want, Wei Fan: Your commitment to this Zhao Benshan: What commitments Wei Fan: Your stretcher that Zhao Benshan: their own Fan: hey Zhao Benshan: You see, this is tailor-made for you, if the short can be lengthened Wei Fan: Oh, Oh, you are gone to great pains for me, ah, thanks I技高一筹, open the red, the Chinese New Year, and give you a couplet year rolling year 『Po fate, eating a cutting』 wisdom Thank you, Zhao Benshan: I give you your fill of横披, self-taught 『』

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