英语短剧5人带翻译

bounced backwar

Berserk commando characters: Zhou Yu, Zhu Geliang, Gao crazy crazy crazy, short, fat. One day, Zhou Yu was at home, suddenly, a lunatic broke in: "stand up!" Zhou Yu: "why?" High: "I want to order you crazy!!" Zhou Yu: "hum, is a madman!" (kick out high crazy) high crazy left, a dwarf: "give you!" (threw pen) Zhou Yu: "why?" Dwarf Crazy: "I am your father!" Zhou Yu: "it is crazy!" (kick out) then, a fat man: "I want to kill you!!" Zhou Yu and his fighting up. Fight for a long time, Zhou Yu: "you might as well go to the split Zhu Geliang bar!" "Good!!!!!!" Fat crazy said. Zhou Yu and the mad short crazy also confessed it again. Zhou Yu called them "berserk commando". A month later, he received the invitation letter to Zhu Geliang: "come to my house!" Zhou Yu: "he should be berserk commandos killed!" Zhou Yu came to Zhu Geliang home. Zhu Geliang please high Crazy: "this is a musician, he wants to control others, I let him control instrument." Then please short Crazy: "he likes things to people, I let him send steamed buns." Finally to is chopping fat Crazy: "he wanted to split things, I let him chopping wood, wood split what good. But let him keep chopping, or he will split the other things!" Zhou Yu froze. Zhu Geliang said: "the madman is not the blink of an eye." He told Zhou Yu: "the number of the eyelids, 2 1, 3, 4, 5......"暴疯突击队 人物:周瑜，诸葛亮，高疯，矮疯，胖疯。 某一天，周瑜在家里，突然，一个高疯子闯了进来：“站起来！” 周瑜：“为什么？” 高疯：“我想命令你！！” 周瑜：“哼，是个疯子！”（一脚踹出高疯） 高疯刚走，来了个矮子：“给你！”（扔过来支笔） 周瑜：“为什么？” 矮疯：“我是你爸爸！” 周瑜：“又是疯子！”（踹出去） 接着，来了个胖子：“我要劈了你！！” 周瑜就和他格斗起来了。 斗了半天，周瑜：“你不如去劈诸葛亮吧！” “好！！！！！！”胖疯说。 周瑜和高疯矮疯也交待了一遍。周瑜叫他们“暴疯突击队”。 一个月后，他收到诸葛亮的邀请信：“来我家里做客吧！” 周瑜：“他应该被暴疯突击队折磨死了阿！” 周瑜来到诸葛亮家。 诸葛亮请出高疯：“这是音乐家，他想控制别人，我就让他控制乐器。” 接着请出矮疯：“他喜欢发东西给人，我就让他发馒头。” 最后带到正在劈柴的胖疯：“他要劈东西，我就让他劈柴，什么柴都劈的好。不过要让他不停的劈，不然他要劈其他的东西啦！” 周瑜愣住了。诸葛亮说：“疯子是不眨眼的。” 他对周瑜的眼皮数：“1、2、3、4、5……”

莎士比亚的剧本《暴风雨》你可以节选一部分把第一行复制搜一下，很容易就找到译文。还有易卜生的《玩偶之家》，可以选取其中一段。来自刘润成[权威专家]

4人-6人英语话剧《罗密欧与朱丽叶》一个校园爱情短剧 Romeo and Julia--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I( Julia and Romeo are classmates. Julia has liked Romeo for a long time. Today, Julia determines to show her feelings to Romeo. He passes by Betty and Clover. Allen and Julia are waiting for the bus. ) Betty & Clover: Wow…so handsome.Julia: Hi, Romeo.Romeo: Hi.Julia: Your clothes fit you well.Romeo: Oh! Thanks. You look charming, too.Julia: Oh! Really? In fact, I ……have something to tell you.Romeo: What is it?Julia: Un ~It’s a little difficult to say. Just…just… (shy!)Romeo: Just what? Julia: Just…I like you!! (determined)(Romeo and Julia stop action)Clover: Oh! My goodness! Do you hear what she said?Betty: Yeah! To my surprise.Clover: Look at her! So fat, so black, and…Betty: And so flat. (point at Julia’s breast)Allen: Yeah….you can say that again. Romeo: (surprised) But I want a thin girl. Julia: Okay! Give me some time. And I’ll show you.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene II(Julia had a plan of losing weight. First, she went to the famous weight control center. )Angel: Welcome to “Perfect Woman.”Julia: I’d like to talk to your manager.Angle: Please wait a moment.Julia: Okay, thank you.Emma: I’m the manager. May I help you?Julia: I want to become a thin woman in a very short time.Emma: No problem. A lot of people want to get thinner in a short time. You’re not alone. Let Angel show you.(Take a pile of paper. Skim the paper quickly.)Angle: Okay! First, trust me you can make it. Here, we have two programs. The first one includes “aroma oil massage”, “aroma oil treatment” and “acupuncture.” It only costs you 20 thousand dollars.Julia: Oh……Angle: The other is much cheaper. We have “aerobics”, “acupuncture” and “spa.” It’s only 10 thousand dollars.Emma: So which one do you prefer? Trust me, they’ll both made you thin and sexy.Julia: I like both. But I have no money.Emma & Angle: What? (Clap hands twice. And then two strong men come in andthrow Julia out) Two men: Get out of here. (Julia goes to the pharmacy to buy the most popular medicine “Slim Body” )Frank: May I help you? Julia: Do you have this kind of medicine called “Slim Body”? Frank: Of course we do. (Now, Jason comes in at the same time.)Jason: Frank, do you have “Slim Body”? I want to buy more. It makes me lose weight from 150 kilos to 70 kilos.Frank: Wow. Amazing! Here you are!Jason: Thanks. (Go out.)Julia: I want to buy a dozen of it. (After eating “Slim Body”, Julia gets the trots. Julia failed again. Then, she decided to go on a diet.)(In the restaurant)Clerk: Can I take your order?Clover: French fries, chicken and a large cola.Betty: Hamburger, one large milk shake.Allen: Roasted pork and ice cream.Clerk: Anything for you?Julia: Please give me a cup of water and some crackers. (Surprised by Julia’s order, they all turn their heads toward her.)Clerk: That’s all?Julia: Yeah…(Julia looks at Allen, Clover and Betty enjoying their food. And Julia is very hungry. But she can’t eat. She wants to lose weight. Then, she passes out.)Julia: I want to be slim!(A month later)Julia: I’ve become a thin girl. Now I can go to see Romeo. And he’s gonna accept me. Romeo, Romeo…..(Yell...Julia meets Romeo.)Julia: Hi, my dear Romeo. I’ve become a thin girl. Would you be my boyfriend?Romeo: Oh, Julia you look so different now. But I like girls with fair complexion.Julia: Oh, um……Ok, wait for me.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III( Julia’s friends come visit her, and want to invite Julia to the beach.)Allen: The weather is nice for going out. We want to go to the beach. Would you like to join us?Julia: I’d like to… but it’s too hot. I don’t want to get a tan.Allen: Don’t worry. We won’t spend too much time staying in the sun.Clover: Come on, come on.Carol: Come with us.Julia: Okay…give me a little time to prepare for that.(Few minutes later)Allen: Are you done?Julia & Clover & Carol: Yes, we’re coming.Julia: Oh, I forget something.Allen & Clover & Carol: What? (She comes out with a lot of protections for her face.)(Two months later, Julia has become a girl with a fair complexion. And there are many boys who go after her, but all of them are turned down. Julia decided to show her love to Romeo one more time)Julia: Romeo, my love. I’ve become a thin girl with a fair complexion. Would you accept me?Romeo: Oh, Julia. You look terrific. But……your bosom is not my type.Julia: Oh, um……I know, I know……--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene IV(Julia goes to Korea, and finds the most famous plastic surgeon….)Julia: Doctor, I want to make my bosom bigger.Doctor: What size do you want? Julia: I prefer G cup.Doctor: No problem. We can make it come true.(After the surgery, Julia is more confident than before. And she decide to show her feelings to Romeo for the last time.)Julia: I think I ‘m a perfect woman now. Romeo will be very proud to have me. Romeo, Romeo......Romeo, look at me! Don’t you think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world? You would love to be my sweet heart, wouldn’t you?Romeo: Wow! You’ve become so beautiful. But I can not accept you.Julia: Why? I’ve done so many things for you.Romeo: Because I already have a boyfriend.Julia: Boyfriend?(Allen shows up.)Romeo: Honey~(Allen and Romeo walk away hand in hand.)