
给你一个链接吧 《不差钱》的英文剧本看了看 翻译的还不错
A: oh, it's you, B, what's going on these days? B: well, not bad. It's a beautiful day, isn't it? A: Yes, it is. That's why I am here to enjoy the work by the famous artist. B: So am I. Do you find anything really worth for appreciation? A: Well, I just found a painting. it's really interesting but I can’t recognize who drew it. It is brushed simply but I think it expresses something. B: Really? Please show me, I think I can tell you whose work it is. A: This way please The two men stopped in front of a painting. A: Look, this is what I told you. B: Hmmm, it is a house; the light is on and no dark inside. there is a flower in the vase which is in different colors. The flower is on the desk near the window. Look, the sun is in the sky with some sunshine around it. It is an abstract work, even without frame. but I believe it is meaningful. A: yeah, I agree with you. I guess it is drawn by a famous artiest like Picasso, he likes to draw something simple but meaningful. B: It is a precious painting. I believe it. C came at that moment. C: excuse me, I am the manager here and I need to take the painting down now. A: Wait a minute, please tell us who drew it. We all believe it is from a famous artist but we just cant know the name. B: yes, please tell us. C: A famous artist?? Are you kidding me? This is drawn by my grandson; he is very naughty and hung his art class homework on this wall! A&B: What!?这是我根据以前的高中课本里的一篇文章改编的。我们学校的教师在教师基本功大比武时,自编自演的,当时很成功的。不过,原来的脚本已经找不到了,我通过自己的回忆大体把它呈现出来了,这个短剧场景可以自己按情况更改,人可多可少,最好幽默一点的同学表演。 Napolan and his soldiers(拿破仑这个单词我记不清楚了) 众士兵排列整齐的上。 M: Attention.(立正) Turn right/left. Quick time, march!(齐步走) (吹哨) Halt!(立定) Turn right/left. At ease!(稍息).Dismiss!(解散) (在宿舍里) Ss: Cheer!(干杯) (班长带着一新士兵推门进来) M: Hello!Everyone! This is Sam. He is Swede. Today he join us. Let's give him a warm welcome! Ss: Welcome! Welcome! (握手、拍肩 和他打招呼,但是他摇摇头) M: He doesn't know French at all. Ss: What a pity! 有一天,一个士兵慌慌张张的跑了过来。 A. Monitor! Monitor! M: What's the matter with you? A: I hear Napolan will be here in a month. M: What shall we do? B. I hear N often asks three quenstions. and often in an order. The first one is "How old are you?". The second one is "How long have you been in the Amry?". The third one is "Did you join any of my two compaigns?" M: All of us have no problem except Sam. He doesn't know French. What shall we do? B. I have an idea. From now on all of us teach him the three questions at any time. Ss: Good! 各种场合: 睡觉: A: Sam. How old are you? Sam:21.sir! A: How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 3 years sir! A: Did you join any of my two compaigns? Sam: Both.sir! 吃饭:B:Sam. How old are you? Sam:21.sir! B: How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 3 years sir! B: Did you join any of my two compaigns? Sam: Both.sir! 跑步:C:Sam. How old are you? Sam:21.sir! C: How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 3 years sir! C: Did you join any of my two compaigns? Sam: Both.sir! ..... Ss: We believe that's no problem at all. A:(慌慌张张的) N is coming. N is coming. (众士兵立正) N: Hello! Everyone. How are you? Ss: Fine. Thank you!sir! Sam 在哆嗦,引起了拿破仑的注意。 N: (走到他的面前)Well. How long have you been in the Army? Sam: 21 . sir. N: (非常吃惊的) How old are you? Sam: (非常自信的) 3 .sir. N: (生气的) Either you or I am mad!!!! Sam:(洋洋得意的)Both. sir!!! Ss: My god!!! 众士兵失望的下场了。 The hare and the tortoise One morning, a hare and a tortois meet in a forest,so they begin to talk. H: Good morning. Mr Tortoise. T: Oh, it's you. Mr Hare. Good morning! H: What are you doing? T: I'm running. H:Running? Ha ha ha! Can you run? Your legs are too short! T: Of course I can. H:My legs are long. I can run faster than you. T: Don't be so sure. H:Well then. Let's run to the tall tree over there. Let's see who can get there first. T: All right. Ready? Go! A. Mr Tortoise goes very slowly. But Mr Hare runs very fast. Soon he comes to a small tree. H: Where is Mr Tortoise? Aha! There he is!He is far behind me. How slow he is! Mmm. it's so hot! Here is a tree. I'll have a short sleep first. T: Oh, he is sleeping under the tree there. But I can't stop. I must go on. H: Ah! What a nice sleep! Let me go on. Oh, where 's Mr Tortoise? Where is he now? I must hurry. A: Soon he runs to the tall tree. Mr Tortoise is sitting under the tree and waiting for him. T:Hi, Mr Hare! How are you? I'm here first. Who is faster, Mr Hare ,you or me? H: Oh!..... A: After a long time. Mr Hare and Mr Tortoise meet again. What will they do? Please look carefully. H: Hello!Mr Tortoise. Let's have a match again, OK? T: Oh. all right. H: Let's see who is faster this time. T: OK! One, two . Go! H: This time I can't sleep ,I must be the first. T: This time I must be the winner. Mr Hare isn't faster than me. No matter! A: This time Mr Hare runs very fast. But Mr Tortoise is very slow. H: Hooray! I am the winner! T: I can't believe that! (crying) A few months later. In the forest animals are all together. They are talking about the match of Mr Hare and Mr Tortoise. M:The first time ,Mr Tortoise is the winner. D: The second time , Mr Hare is the winner. M: But We don't know who is really the winner. So they must have another match. P: I agree with you. A: All the animals want them to have another match.So a new match begins between them. H: I try my best to be the winner. T: I must be careful. I can't be far behind him. M: Ready ? Go!!! H: I am faster than him. (worried) How can I cross the river? Mr Tortoise is near me. How can I do? How can I do? T: What's the matter? Mr Hare? Oh ! You can't cross the river. No matter , you can cross the river on my back. Come here! Let's go across the river together. H: (exciting) Thank you very much! Thank you!!! T: (smiling) Not at all! We must help each other. A: They go across the river safely. They go on running. T: Oh ! my leg. Something is wrong with my leg. What can I do? H: Where is Mr Tortoise? There must be something wrong with him. Let me have a look. What's wrong with you? T: Something is wrong with my leg. I can't run any longer. H: Don't worry. You can get the forest on my back. T: No. You just go on running. Don't worry about me. H: Let's help each other. (They go on running together slowly) M: Look! everyone! How strange they are! A: When they know the matter.they all say: The winners are Mr Tortoise and Mr Hare!! They sing a happy song! So much for the play!
三人英语搞笑话剧剧本
话剧指以对话为主的戏剧形式。下面是我为你带来的三人英语搞笑话剧剧本 ,欢迎阅读。
3人短剧,简单有趣,每人不超过10句话,并且都是很简单的话,经理只有一句词,但是还比较有水平。由一个笑话改编。
最后结果出人意料,其实是服务生误解了顾客。
C,the customer.
W,the waiter.
M,the manager.
In the restaurant.
W:What can I do for you,sir?
C:Beijing Roast Duck,Tomato and Egg Soup.That's all.
W:A moment.
W:Yours,sir.
C:Thank you.
C:Waiter.
W:Yes?Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:I'm sorry.Sir.I'll change it for you.
W:Here your soup.Sir.
C:Thank you.
C:waiter!
W:Sir.
C:How can I have the soup?
W:Er.I'm terribly sorry.I change it in a second.
C:Sir.I'm sorry for the soup.Now is the soup.
W:OK.
C:Waiter!!
W:Sir?
C:Call your manager,please.
M:I'm sorry,sir,but what's wrong with the soup?
C:How can I have the soup without a SPOON?
人物:T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒
J:沙僧
B:白骨精(何平) B1:B变成的`村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头
T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出,递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….
S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人,望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来,看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: (倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲,走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住,咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑,B2想看后面是什么,T挡)
S: (咬牙切齿)You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后,S打,不想打到T头,T晕,S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: (想阻止,未及)You,you.....(险些晕,E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!
S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲,离去)(音乐,营造 “假”悲伤气氛)《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: (惊)You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗,被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后,打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)
S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)(音乐响)《敢问路在何方》(这个放伴奏)
(谢幕)
给你多发了几个,你看行不行
SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起,旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起,小动物出场,追赶猎人,公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起,7个小矮人出场, D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: (齐说)Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音乐起,动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主,公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音乐起,小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞