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A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It's too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?” The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don't think it's necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?” His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” She shouted, “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.”

A Special LunchRogers and Simon were Americans.They once traveled in Spain.One day they stopped at a little restaurant for lunch.They did not speak Spanish,and the waiter did not understand American English,either.They wanted the waiter to understand that they asked for milk and bread.At first Roggers read the word "milk"many times.Then Simon spelled it on the table.But teh waiter could not understand them at all.At last,Roggers took out a piece of paper and began to draw a cow.The waiter looked at it and ran out of the restaurant."How clever you are!"Simon said to Roggers,"He understood us at last!"After some tinme,the waiter came back,he brought no milk with him,but instead two tickets for a bull-fight.译文：一顿特别的午餐罗杰斯和西蒙是美国人，一次他们来到巴西旅游。一天去一家小饭店吃饭，他们不懂西班牙语，那个服务员也不懂英语。他们想让服务员明白他们想要牛奶和面包。起初，罗杰斯把“牛奶”这个单词念了好多遍，然后西蒙又把这个词写在桌子上。但是服务员一点也不懂。最后，罗杰斯拿出一张纸，在上面画了一头奶牛。看过那画，服务员跑出了饭店。“你真聪明啊！”西蒙对罗杰斯说，“他终于明白了！”过了一会儿，那服务员回来了，不过没有带来牛奶，而是两张观看斗牛的票。以上，完毕

My mother is always strict with me, especially after I entered the senior middle school.After I became a senior student, mum often pressed me to study. After school, as soon as I got home, mum hurried me up to do my homework. Even on weekends, mum wouldn’t give me free time. She asked me to take many tutorial classes. I had little time to play. Why couldn’t I play? Although I felt very unhappy, I was obedient to mum. After a period of hard work, I made great progress in my study. In the mid-term examination, I got the first place in my class. when being told the news, Mum said she was proud of me. Now I am full of confidence in my future. I have understood my mum. She has done all the things for the sake of me. I will work even harder as repayment.think that Jesus was and is the most misunderstood person. Being the most misunderstood and yet not demanding to be understood. He provides opportunity for others to understand Him, but He never forces it. It is a choice for someone to understand Him. He provides avenues of understanding through the Scriptures, through the church and others, but He doesn't force it. What a great reminder of humility that Jesus does not demand that He be understood, but that He provides opportunity then let's go. So much to learn from the most misunderstood person in the world.