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Pride and Prejudicethe main charactersMr.Bennet Mrs.Bennet Jane Bennet Elizabeth BennetMary Bennet Kitty Bennet Lydia Bennet Miss Lucascousin Mr.CollinMr.Bingley,Mrs.BingleyMr.Darcy,Mrs.DarcyAct OneScene:Mr. Bennet’s home, Time :In the afternoonThe main characters:the whole families of Mr.Bennet(Mr.Bennet sits in the desk,reading books)Mrs.Bennet comes to the stage quite in a hurry)Mrs Bennet:”My dear Mr.Bennet,have you heard that Netherfield Park is let at last?”Mr.Bennet made no answer(go on reading his book),(cried impatiently)Do not you want to know who has taken it?”(Lydia and Kitty go to the stage,acting that they hide at the door,whipering loudly)Mr.Bennet:”you want to tell me,and I have no objection to hearing it.”(Mrs .Bennet(quite excited):” A Mr.Bingley arriving from the north,five thousand a year, and the most important is that he is single,you must indeed go and see him,only think what an establishmenr it would be for one of our girls”Mr.Bennet:”How can it affect them?”(stand up and walk away,still not looking at Mrs.Bennet)(Elizabeth goes to the stage,patting Kitty,whispering “what have I told you about listening at the door”,Kitty:”sh….sh….”)Mrs.Bennet:”oh,single,my dear,to be sure!A single man of large fortune……You must know that I am thinking of marrying one of my girls…….”Mr.Bennet:(not waiting Mrs.Bennet to finish her speech) I see no occasion for that(opening the door and surprised to find the three girls)Good heavens!people”Mrs.Bennet:”For we may not visit if you do not,as you well know,Mr.Bennet!”the gils start to brawl to Mr.Bennet:”are you listening,dad?”“you never listen”“you must,papa,at once”Mr.Bennet:(seeming to have no choice)There is no need,I already have。Mrs.Bennet seems so surprised:”you already have?when?”The ladies cheers happily:” is he amiable?”“is he handsome?”“so will he come to the ball tomorrow,dad?”Mr.Bennet:I believe so.(With the cheers of the girls),the sound start to lower and finally die away.父母加五个女儿，正好七个人。如果还需要的话，还有后面几幕，因为我们班排练一个话剧就用的这个。可能有一些有语法错误，不过还好比较少吧Act TwoTime :in the eveningScene:at the ballThe main characters: :the whole families of Mr.Bennet, Mr.Bingley ,Miss.Bingley,Mr.Darcy,Miss Lucas,some people of the ball)Then the sound of dance music comes out and become louder and louder,the people of the ball(include Lydia and Kitty) are dancing,Elizabeth,Jane,Lucas,Marry stand aside)Elizabeth:”if every man does not end the evening in love with you,then I am no judge of beauty”Jane:（岳阳）“or Man”(they start to talk and laugh)The sound of dance music disappeared suddenly,all the people pay their attention to the door(Mr.Bingley is on the right,Mr.Darcy is in the middle,Miss.Bingley is on the left, coming to the stage)Miss Lucas whisper to Elizabeth :（秋霞）”Mr.Darcy,ten thousand a year,and he owns half of Derbyshire……”(the three go forward and come to Elizabeth,and Darcy gives a short but strange glance to Elizabeth)The sound of music goes on.Mr.Bennet and Mrs Bennet come to the stage .Mrs.Bennet:”（木子）Mr.Bennet,you must introduce him to the girls immediately”(after saying her words,she takes the hand of the girls , Elizabeth,Jane,Lucas,Marry,coming to Mr.Bingley)Mr.Bennet:（小鸡）this is my eldest daughter,Jane,and Elizabeth,Marry,Miss Lucas.Mr.Bingley:I am delighted to make your acquaintance.Mr.Bennet:and this is Mr.Darcy of Pemberly in Derbyshire.(the ladies salute)Mr.Bingley:may I have the honor to dance with you?Miss Bennet(to Jane)Jane smiled:（岳阳）It is my pleasure.Mr.Bingley Jane,Mr.Bennet and Mrs.Bennet ,Marry ,Lucas,are off-stage.Elizabeth:” do you dance,Mr.Darcy?”Mr.Darcy:not if I can help it.Elizabeth feels quite boring and leaves Darcy, Lucas （秋霞）goes on to the stage and talk to Elizabeth in one corner.and soon they listen the conversation between Mr.Darcy and Mr.Bingley.Mr.Bingley:”Jane is the most beautiful creature I’ve ever beheld,but her sister Elizabeth is agreeable”Mr.Darcy；perfectly tolerable.not handsome enough to tempt me,return to your partner and enjoy her smile.(their voice becomes lower)Elizabeth:(a little embarrassed but smile at Lucas)I would not dance with him for all of Derbyshire)They both laugh and the sound lowers.Act ThreeTime:in the morningScene:the Netherfield ParkThe main characters:Elizabeth,Mr.Bingley ,Miss.Bingley,Mr.Darcy,one servant of the Netherfield Park)(Jane is invited to the Netherfield to dine with Mr.Bingley,but because of some accident,she is sick .And when Elizabeth receive the imformation,she goes to the Netherfield Park.)Miss.Bingley talks to Mr.Darcy,Mr.Darcy is reading a book.A servant come:”Miss Elizabeth Bennet.”Elizabeth goes on the stage.Miss.Bingley:”good lord,did you walk here?”Elizabeth:I did.(there is a few seconds’ silence,Mr.Darcy stands up and salute to Elizabeth.)Elizabeth : I am sorry,how is my sister?Mr.Darcy:(answering immediately)she is upstairs.Elizabeth:thank you and turn back.(off-stage)Miss.Bingley:”my goodness,did you see her hem,six inches deep in mud.”Mr.Darcy keeps silent and look at the direction where Elizabeth leaves.and then go to the table to write.(Outside the drawing room,Mr.Bingley and Elizabeth are talking .Mr.Bingley:”It is a pleasure that Jane is ill…..oh..it’s not a pleasure that she is ill,of course not,it’s a pleasure that she is here,being ill.They are to on-stage.and Elizabeth sit into the desk ,holding a book to read)Miss.Bingley:”you write uncommonly fast,pray tell your sister I long to see her.”Mr.Darcy:”I have already told her so once,by your desire”Miss.Bingley；“how can you contrive to write so even?”Darcy was silent. Mr.Bingley and Elizabeth are on-stage.Mr.Bingley :You young ladies are so accomplished.Darcy；the word is applied too liberally.I do not know more than half a dozen.Elizabeth:you must comprehend a great deal in the idea.Darcy:I do.(looking Elizabeth)Miss.Bingley：“she must have a knoeledge of music,singing,drawing,dancing and modern languages to deserve the word.”Darcy:”and she must improve her mind by extensive reading,”(looking at Elizabeth again.Elizabeth :(closes the book immediately.)I am no longer surprised at your knowing only six accomplished women,I never so such woman,she would certainly be a fearsome thing to behold.(a little angery)Darcy look at Elizabeth,silently.Bingley smiles to break to silence.Act FourTime :between the morning and the noonScene:the street and the ballThe main characters:Elizabeth,Darcy,Wickham,Bingley,Lucas,Collins,Lydia,KittySomeday Elizabeth,Lydia,Kitty are wandering in the street.By chance,Elizabeth loses her handkerchief,and Wickham picked it up.Wickham :佳佳”yours,I believe.”Lydia :小樊how perfect you are.Kitty:王芳did you drop it on purposeLydia;小樊Mr,Wickham is a lientenant.they are walking.Darcy and Bingley are on-stage.They corroborated it with a bow.but when Darcy looks Wickham,he turns back and goes away.All people are off-stage except Elizabeth and Wickham.Wickham :”（佳佳）how long has Mr.Darcy been a guest there?”Elizabeth：“about a month”(a little silence)”forgive me,but are you acquainted with him,Mr.Darcy?”Wickham:”佳佳my father managed his estate,and his father treated me like a son,and his father bequeathed me the rectory in his estate.but Darcy ignored his wishes”Elizabeth:(quite confused):why？Wickham:”佳佳jealousy,his father loved me better and Darcy could not stand it.so I am a poor foot-soldier.”Elizabeth:”how cruel”(angry and confused)They both have a forced smile.(Mr.Bingley holds a ball,and the Bennet are invited)The sound of dance music start.almost all the Bennet girls are there,and the cossin,Collins,who has a passion for Elizabeth,Lucas)Mrs .Bennet,the girls come to Mr.Bingley.Mrs.Bennet:（木子”may I say what an immense pleasure it is to see you again,Mr.Bingley.”Mr.Bingley:Mrs,BennetMrs Bennet is off-stage.（木子Mr.Bingley:(To Jane) I am so pleased you are here.Jane；（岳阳）（smiling）so am I.Elizabeth seems to find someone.Mr.Bingley:”and how are you?are you looking for someone?”Elizabeth:(tumble to relize what he says)no,not at all, I just admire the general splendour.Elizabeth comes to Lucas.the rest are off-stage.Lucas;（秋霞）”Mr.Wickham is not here.he has been detained for some thing.Elizabeth shows a forced smile:maybe something about Mr.DarcyLucas:（秋霞(confused):how come?Then Collins comes out .Collins;”perhaps you will do me the honor,Miss Elizabeth”Elizabeth:oh,Mr.Collins……of course.(it is quite funny because of Collins’ clumsy dance steps)Elizabeth and Lucas both laugh .（秋霞Darcy is on-stage.Darcy:may I have the next dance?Miss Elizabeth?”Elizabeth;(in a shock)mayThe sound of the music starts.Darcy:”tell me,do you and your sisters very often walk to Meryton?”Elizabeth:”yes,we often walk there”(not understanding why he asks such question)”it’s a great opportunity to know new people,when you meet us,we just meet a new friend,Mr.Wickham”（looking at Darcy）Darcy:”Mr.Wickham is blessed with such happy manners,he is sure of making friends,whether he is capable of retaining them is less so”Elizabeth:”I hear such different accounts of you as puzzle me exceedingly”Darcy:I hope to afford you more clarity in the future.”They just look into each other’s eyes.Act FiveTime:in the afternoon and in the eveningScene :Rosings and the house of CollinsThe main characters:Elizabeth,Lucas,Darcy,Collins,Lady Catherine,Miss de BourghSoon,Lucas married Collins,Jane is given a letter by Miss Bingley for their leave to London. Elizabeth comes to visit the new house of Lucas and Collins.Collins and Lucas are standing on the stage,waiting for someone.Elizabeth goes to the stage.Collins:welcome to our humble abode.Elizabeth hugs with Lucas.(laughter)Lucas :（秋霞(leads Elizabeth her own particular room.)”it is such a pleasure to run my own house……”Outside screaming Collins”Charlotte,come here.”Lucas:秋霞(hurriedly)”has that pig escaped again…..oh…..it’s lady Catherine”(run and see)Collins:”good news,we are invited to Rosings from Lady Catherine”Lucas:秋霞how wonderfulSoon they come to the Rosings.Lady Catherine(海燕) and Miss de Bourgh sit in the desk.After the Collins and Elizabeth salute to Lady Catherine.Catherine;”海燕so you are Elizabath Bennet?”(looking at Elizabeth)Elizabeth:”I am ,your ladyship”Darcy goes on the stage.Elizabeth；“Mr.Darcy!what are you doing here?”Darcy :Miss.Elizabeth.I am a guest there.Catherine;” (海燕) You know my nephew?”(stand up and look Elizabeth quite arrogantly)Elizabeth:” (海燕)yes,I had the pleasure of meeting your nephew in Hertfordshire.”(Darcy just look at Elizabeth,silently)At tableElizabeth sits beside Darcy.Darcy :“I trust your family is in good healthy,Miss Elizabeth”Elizabeth:”They are ……..”Catherine:”（海燕）do you play the pianoforte,Miss Bennet?“Elizabeth:”a little.and very poorly”Catherine:” (海燕)oh…..(Arrogantly)….do you draw?”Elizabeth :no,not at allCatherine:” (海燕) has your governess left you?”Elizabeth；“we never had a governess”Catherine:” (海燕) five daughters at home without a governess?that is quite strange”(look strange into Elizabeth)come on,play for us”Elizabeth :”but I can not….’’Collins :”come ,Lizzie,her ladyship demands it”Eizabth starts to play.and Darcy went to her,watching.Act SixTime :in the morningScene；in the church and in the mountainThe main characters:Elizabeth,Darcy, ,Colonel Fetzwilliam Collins Lucas and some other peopleCollins say a prayer”there are many conveniences which others can…”Elizabeth ,Darcy,Lucas（秋霞 and Colonel Fetzwilliam say a prayer given by Collins,however,most of the people seem to sleep.Elizabeth sits near to Colonel,Darcy’s underlying offcer.They talk.Elizabeth :”how long do you plan to stay”Colonel:”小溪as long as Darcy chooses”Elizabeth :”everyone seems like so”Colonel:’’小溪however,Darcy is a most loyal companion,he recently rescue of one of his friends,he saved him from an imprudent marridge.”Elizabeth:(can not help it)who is that man?Colonel:小溪his closest friend,BingleyElizabeth；did Mr.Darcy give a reason for this interference?(nerely cried,looking Darcy,then rushing out of the church)It is heavily raining.Elizabeth just run,run,and run.Finally,she comes to a gloriette.She was totally wet.Darcy comes out,totally wet,too.Darcy ；”(painfully)Miss.Elizabeth，I came to Rosings only to see you,I have fought against jugdement,my family’s expectation ,my rank,I will put them aside and ask you to end my agnoy……”Elizaberth；I don’t understandDarcy:”I love you,most ardently”There is silence.Elizabeth “I am so appreciate the struggle you’ve went through,I am very sorry to cause you pain”Darcy ;”are you laughing at me?”Elizaberth:”no”Darcy:”are you rejecting me?”Elizaberth:”I am sure the feelins which hindered your regard will help you overcome it,do you think anything might tempt me to accept a man who has ruined the happiness of a most beloved sister?and you ruin Mr.Wickham’s life”Darcy；”so this is your impression of me?forgive me,madam,for taking up so much of your time”and leave.In the evening, Darcy comes to the house of Collins and leave a letter to illustrate the misconstrues.Darcy ；“I shall not renew the sentiments which were so disgusting to you,but if I may,I will address the two offences you have laid against me”Elizabeth just stands in front of him,not looking at him.When she turns back,Mr.Darcy has been away,She gets the letter,and finds she makes real mistakes about Darcy.Act SevenTime:the whole dayScene: in Mr.Bennet’s homeThe main characters:, the whole Bennet,WickhamOne day,Elizabeth goes back home,just entering the door.Mrs.Bennet:” （木子(comes to open the door ):your aunt and uncle are here deliver Jane from London”Elizabeth:”how is Jane?”Mrs.Bennet:（木子”she is in the drawing room”Mrs Bennet is off-stage.and Jane is on-stage.Jane:岳阳”I am quite over him,if him pass me in the street,I’d hardly notice,London is so diverting.’’Elizabeth just shakes her head.Jane:岳阳it is true.there is so much to entertainSilenceSuddenly ,there is a noise.there come Lydia and KittyKitty :”芳芳why did not she ask me as well”(crying)Lydia :”樊晨because I am better company”Elizabeth :’’what’s the matter?“Kitty:芳芳”I’ve just as much right.”Jane :”岳阳Lydia has been invited to Brighton with the forsters”(Finally,Lydia went there,just like she said she would dine with the officer every night.and,there,she meet Mr.Wickham again.soon,a dreadful news come out Lydia has run away with Mr.Wickham.Soon after that ,the family received a letter.)The four girls,rushed to their father.芳芳Four girls :’芳芳’papa,there is a letter,it is uncle’s writing”Mr.Bennet:”(get the letter):he’s found them,and I should give him $100 a year on her,that is his condition”Kitty;”芳芳you would agree this,father?”Mr.Bennet:”of.course.and……..your uncle must be very generous…’’Lydia and Wickham go on the stage.at tableLydia；“Monday morning came,I was in such a fess.,I was thinking my dear wickham.I thought,who is to be our best man if he dose not come back?Lucky,he did,or I would have to ask Mr.Darcy……”Elizabeth:”Mr.Darcy?Mr,Darcy was in your wedding?’’Lydia;”he was the one who discovered us,he paid for the wedding,wickham’s commission,everthing.but he tells me not to say”SilenceFinal ActTime ; in the afternoon, twilightScene; field,Mr,Bennet’s homeThe main characters ;all the ladies except Lydia in Bennet,,Darcy,Bingley,(The second day,Lydia went to another place with Mr.Wickham.and soon,Mr,Bingley came to the Bennet,to make an offer of marridge to JaneIn the eveningMr.Bennet talked to Mrs.Bennet.Mary was reading a book to Kitty.（苏容Jane talk to Elizabrth”can you die of happiness?,oh,Elizabeth,if I could but see you so happy,if there is such a man for you’’Elizabeth:”perhaps Mr.Collins has a cousin,”LaughterHorse(Hearing the horse)Elizabeth:”what is that?’Jane :岳阳what?Then a quick knock on the door.Lady Catherine海燕 came out,regardless of the family members.”you have a very small gardon”Mr.Bennet”小鸡can I offer you a cup of tea?”Catherine;’ 海燕 Absolutely not,I need to speak to Miss Elizabeth alone.as a matter of urgency”All the people left except Elizabeth and Cathrine.Catherine:” 海燕 you can be at no loss to understand why I here”Elizabeth;”I cannot account for this honor at all”Catherine :’’ 海燕I warn you,I am not to be trifled with,I heared that you intend to be united with my nephew,Mr.Dary.I know this be a fausehood.but by supposing it possible,I instantly set off to make my sentiments known?”Elizabeth;”if you believe it impossible,why you came so far?Catherine:” 海燕 let me to be understood,Mr.Darcy is engaed to my daughter.now what have you to say?”Elizabeth:”if that is the case, you cannot suppose he would make an offer to me”Catherine:” 海燕 selfish girl,this union has been planed since their infancy,do you think it can be prevented by a woman of inferior birth,heaven AND earth……!”Elizabeth: “you have insulted me in every possible way,and can now have nothing further to say.I must ask you to leave immediately”(opening the door)”good night”Catherine Looking at Elizabeth; 海燕“I have never been thus treated in my entire life’’Elizabeth look the fire ,can not sleep.Elizabeth went in the field,waiting the dawn’s coming,after a few steps,Darcy comes out.elizabethElizabeth :”(surprised and satisfied)I can’t sleep”Darcy:”nor I”Elizabeth;’’after you have doen for Lydia,and ,I suspect for Jane,it is I who should be making amends”Darcy;”you must know,surely,you must know it was all for you,you are too generous to trifle me.If your feelings are still what they were last april,tell me so at once.My affections and wishs have not changed.But one word from you will silence me forever.If,however,your feelings have changed….I have to tell you,I love…..I love…..I love you…’Elizabeth came near,holding Darcy”s hands”well,your hands are…so cold.they hold together.

英语剧剧本：搞笑英语剧：三笑三 （漆表演） 场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 第幕：物赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干 旁白：刚才久黑汉曹操军救刘备刘阿斗现向杀张飞（赵云场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 赵云：no本姓赵名云乃山龙 no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ （赵云背拿坨布代表阿斗） 赵云：看主公点骨血刘阿斗我火场救我自脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~. （夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀） 夏侯敦：贼莫跑要我杀戒（冲） Children stop there or i will kill you （赵云左手抱阿斗右手与搏斗） 赵云：恶居敢偷袭我fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ?? （二装腔作势打斗数招） 赵云：看我九阴白骨爪stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!! 夏侯敦：唔（倒） oh my gad i'm over 赵云：宜久留快寻主公（）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ （曹操、蒋干二） 曹操：没想我初兵便杀敌望风逃真谓师未捷身先死使英雄泪满襟 I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack. It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" 蒋干：丞相您说真见吉利 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said; （曹操险些夏侯敦绊倒） 曹操：咦谁扔西瓜皮（转身看见倒夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind? 曹操：夏侯卿难道搞行艺术Do not Xiahou Dun? Is he engaged in what is called performance art? （蒋干前夏侯敦顿拍打二站起） 曹操：夏侯卿何要装西瓜皮Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 夏侯敦：脸黑炭 手抱孩there is a very black people witha baby in his band 蒋干：敌保姆带孩it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 曹操：呢What did you do? 夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲与打斗 打 打 打 曹操：呢What then? 蒋干：丞相看夏侯军杀退敌 Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 夏侯敦：唔唔（手势：指指门外右手作九随即作全身发冷状指向自衣服再指向曹操作爪击状） 曹操：呢 Then what happened? 夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible （曹操、蒋干二夏侯敦拉起） 曹操：看敌应该没走远咱乘胜追击（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 蒋干：候我真佩服丞相您乐观理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ...... 夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔~（抡起两拳作欲与敌搏斗状） （三） 第二幕:物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云 （刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三） 旁白：刘备行军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp. 、 （诸葛亮走前面张飞、刘备二紧跟其） 诸葛亮：（转）主公啊按理说您走先啦（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it? 刘备：啦军师您身块荫凉躲避避暑错Noit's very cool that I stand just behind youI can avoid summer heat 诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公我所料错现马要雨liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain! 刘备：先神算所及知先何知道要雨great predictionNo one can compare with youjust wonder how do you know it's going to rain 诸葛亮：首先气预报说今雨；其（手指前）看边块黑云First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming! （赵云） 张飞：哇龙啊想见龙换新桌面啊Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute! （张飞迎） 张飞：龙 long 赵云：翼德救我 help!!! brother three. （张飞） 赵云：主公云殊死力战保主许久见啼哭怕已经……（悲愤状取布包打并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid... 赵云：kao没良居能睡着跟爹 oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father 刘备：咳咳 （赵云转身面向刘备） 诸葛亮：龙我说嘴少门总能啥实都往外说啊Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out! （刘备怒视诸葛亮诸葛亮恍知赵云前阿斗递给刘备刘备捧着阿斗） 刘备：倒楣孩几乎损我员啊我留着赶啊我摔死吧because of youI almost lose a brave generalWhy do I keep you alivelet me kill you（阿斗摔） （赵云前准阿斗狂踹数脚诸葛亮前拉住赵云始终作势欲踢诸葛亮用身体压住赵云走前脚阿斗踢飞） 旁白：今阿斗智力便现明显发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country. 赵云：咦见关二哥呢 yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu? 刘备：二弟昨军师摆八卦阵冲撞马候闪着腰现休养呢：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed. 诸葛亮：哎太糟糕看我健康健壮告诉喝三鹿奶粉（自恋状）Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder! 赵云：给孩喝（走前抚摸诸葛亮做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish? 曹操（台）：啊~（惨烈） 刘备：难道三弟重操旧业咱快看看Did zhangfei return to one's former career Go to see what happen? （三） 第三幕： 物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮 旁白：间拨三钟前张飞战坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set asidezhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo （张飞台转圈京剧拿柱般亮相定格） 曹操蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿（奸笑） 夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑） （三奸笑台）代写剧本 至美.jiaokedu中国 张飞：哇火腿肠拉 Wa!You, The hot dog, come back ! 夏侯敦：我靠黑黑都牛x我怕 black man come again Blacks are very powerfuli'm afaid 曹操：阁何何竟美妙声音Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have! 张飞：我便燕（yān）张翼德（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! (clenches teeth) 曹操：阉原太监……夏侯敦解决 You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it! （夏侯敦低猫腰冲） 夏侯敦：唔唔~唔 （二打起）（定格） 蒋干：丞相仗咱必输桥断水倒流呢快叫夏侯军吧 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly 曹操：知道How dou you know it? 蒋干：《真三双叁》坂任务啊 "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!! 曹操：干啊我看太沉迷于中国络游戏既浪费间海身体听丞相句吧珍命远离三俗啊 I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself. （张飞与夏侯敦二继续张飞枪击夏侯敦） 夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again打败 （蒋干前夏侯敦拖） 曹操：唉今世道变太监都厉害啦 Why does that coward become so brave? 张飞：曹贼听着今汝等必能桥 cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one! 曹操：汝休猖狂今要我手典韦身死许诸拉稀于禁肺炎李典麻疹文聘肝癌张辽痔疮才输给shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated! 张飞：手终究用啊面景请我真想赋诗首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you…… （夏侯敦跃起） 夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（手捂耳跑） 曹操：啊（惨厉叫声并手捂耳） 蒋干：啊（惨厉叫声并手捂耳） 曹操：难道传说门尔松c调《鬼叫》协奏曲何震撼（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking! 蒋干：（手指张飞）快看丞相桥断水始倒流啦（转身手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩裂声） 曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格） （诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三） 诸葛亮：别唱啦再唱曹操给唱死啦Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song! 刘备：三弟快打住（手捂耳）Stop,stop（手捂耳） 张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音绝） 刘备：龙快三弟扛Zilongcarry zhangfei back quickly 赵云： ok （赵云前手捂住张飞嘴扛走张飞依旧唱停） （张飞、赵云二） 旁白：首歌传唱至今 经久衰叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song becomevery very famous.The name is 《Only You》.(歌声再响起众谢幕~~

角色:D:Dingding T:Teacher S:Student道具：一个闹钟背景：丁丁是一个很贪玩的孩子,总希望每时每刻都可以玩耍.一天,他无意中发现了一个神奇的闹钟……第一场：在路上.（丁丁走在上学的路上,突然发现地上有一样东西,他好奇地捡了起来……）D:Oh!What’s this?A clock?Yeah!It’s a clock.It’s nice.What time is it?It’s 7:30.It’s time for English class.（丁丁急匆匆地朝学校跑去.）第二场：在教室.T:It’s nine o’clock.It’s time for Chinese class.D（默念）:Oh,I don’t like Chinese.I like sports.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class.(突然,事情发生了改变……)T:Oh,I’m sorry.It’s ten o’clock.It’s time for P.E.class now.Let’s go to the playground.D（高兴地）:Oh,a magic clock.Great!第三场：在操场.（丁丁和他的同学一直玩呀玩,大家都玩累了,下课的时间还没到……）S（疲惫地）:What time is it?D（又一次看了看闹钟）:It’s ten o’clock.S:I’m hungry.D（有气无力）:I’m hungry too.Clock,clock.It’s eleven o’clock.It’s time for lunch.T:It’s eleven o’clock.It’s time to go home.Class is over.D（将闹钟仍旧放回了原来的地方）:Bye-bye.Magic clock.It’s time to go home.