英语俚语搞笑

1. I'm so fed up with your BS. Cut the crap. 我受够了你的废话, 少说废话吧. 美女 (美国的女人) 是不喜欢说 [***] 这个不雅的字的, 所以她们就说 shoot, 或是BS(=Bull [***]) 来表示她们还是很有气质的. "Cut your crap." 是当你听到对方废话连篇, 讲个不停时, 你就可以说, "Cut the crap." 相当于中文里的废话少话. 2. Hey! wise up! 放聪明点好吗? 当别人作了什么愚蠢的事时, 你可以说, "Don't be stupid" 或是 "Don't be silly."但是这是非常不礼貌的说法. 比较客气一点的说法就是, wise up! 它就相当于中文里的放聪明点. 你也可以用坚酸刻薄的语气说. Wise up, please. 然后故意把 please 的尾音拉得长长的. 也有人会说, Hey! grow up. 意思就是你长大一点好不好? 例如有人二十岁了却还不会自己补衣服, 你就可以说 Hey! grow up. 这根 wise up 是不是也差不多呢? 3. Put up or shut up. 要吗你就去做, 不然就给我闭嘴. 有些人就是出那张嘴, 只会出意见, 此时就可以说, Put up or shut up. 要注意的是,Put up 字典上是查不到"自己去做" 的意思, 但是见怪不怪, 很多笔记本上的用法都是字典上查不到的. 比方说今天你在写程式, 有人明明不懂却喜欢在一旁指挥你, 这时候你就可以说, Put up or shut up. 有时为了要加强 shut up 的语气, 老美会把它说成, shut the f**k up. 这句话常在二人火气很大时的对话中可以听到, 例如电影 The house on the haunted hill 女主角身陷鬼 屋之中, 其它人又七嘴八舌时, 她就很生气地说了一句, shut the f**k up. 这句话也让我想到一句成语, walk the walk, talk the talk, 也就是说到就要作到,有点像是中文里知行要合一的意思, 或是只说, walk the talk 也可以. 4. You eat with that mouth? 你是用这张嘴吃饭的吗? 别人对你说脏话, 你就回敬他这一句, 言下之意, 就是你的嘴那么脏, 你还用这张嘴吃饭.还有一种说法, "You kiss your Momma with that mouth?" 就是说你也是用这脏嘴亲 你***吗? 所以下次记得如果有老美对你说脏话, 记得不要再 Fxxx 回去, 保持风度,说一句, "You eat with that mouth?" 就扯平了 5. You are dead meat. 你死定了. 我们说你完蛋了, 可以说 "You are dead." 或是像这样说 "You are dead meat." 意思都是一样的, 比如说你跟别人说过不淮碰我的东西, 但有人他就是老爱用你的东西, 下次要是再被你抓到, 你就可以说, "You are dead meat." 6. Don't you dare! How dare you! 你好大的胆子啊! 这句话跟中文里 "你好大的胆子" 是一样, 可以在二种场合说, 第一种是很严肃的场合,比如说小孩子很调皮, 讲又讲不听, 父母就会说, "Don't you dare!" 那意思就是这个小孩要当心点, 不然等会就要挨打了. 另一种场合是开玩笑, 比如有人跟你说我跟某网友约会去了, 你说 "Don't you dare?" 就有点开玩笑的语气. (你不怕被恐龙给吃了吗?) Dare 在英文里还有许多有趣的用法, 例如, "You dare me." 或是 "I double dare you." 还有一种游戏叫 Truth or Dare, 限于篇幅, 容后再作介绍. 7. Don't push me around. 不要摆布我. 这个词很有意思, 把你推来推去, 作摆布解释, 如果有人指挥你一下作这个一下作那个,你就可以用这一句 Hey! Don't push me around. 通常当我讲 "Don't push me around."时, 我还会想到一个字 bossy. Bossy 就是说像是老板一样, 喜欢指挥别人. 例如,"You are so bossy. I don't like that." 这句话也可以单讲, "Don't push me." 或是 "Don't push me any further." 还有一句根push 有关的成语, 叫 push the button, 意思就是, 指使, 操纵. 例如, "I know why you are doing this, someone is pushing your button!" 8. Are you raised in the barn? 你是不是乡下长大的啊? 这句话是形容一个人没教养, 但是是比较开玩笑的语气. 比如说有人坐没坐像, 你就可以对他说这一句. Barn 原指 仓. 我翻成乡下比较能跟中文的意思结合. 老美常用barn或是backyard 来形容一个人没有教养或是没有文化, 像是那天在电视上听到一句,"No backyard language in my house." 就是说, 在我的家里不准讲粗话. 9. You want to step outside? You want to take this outside? 你想要外面解决吗? 老美跟我们一样, 要是二个人一言不合吵起来了, 可能就有人要说这一句了. 指的就是要不要出去打架啦. 还有一些我听过类似的用法, 例如, "Do you want to pick a fight?" 你要挑起争端吗? 或是 "This means war." 这就意谓著跟我宣战. 10. You and what army? You and who else? 你和哪一路的人马啊? 要是有人跟你说 "Do you want to step outside?", 就回他这一句吧. 意思是说,是喔... 那你找了多少人马要来打架啊? 有时候电视里出现这句对白的时候, 还会打出一排军队的计算机动画, 非常地有意思. 还有一句话也很好玩, 叫 "Who's side are you on?" 这就是在快要打架时, 你问人家说,你到底是站在哪一边的?

You are tight.

谚语广泛流传于民间，其语言通俗易懂，被人们喜闻乐见。那么一些有趣的英文谚语大家阅读过哪些?下面是我为大家收集的有趣幽默的英语谚语俚语，欢迎大家一起来阅读!

有趣幽默的英语谚语俚语

1、狐狸总要露尾巴，毒蛇总要吐舌头。

A fox always shows its tail and a snake always spits its tongue.

2、不要金玉重重重，但愿儿孙都成人。

Don't be overloaded with gold and jade. I wish all my children and grandchildren would grow up.

3、泥人经不起雨淋，假话经不起对证。

The clay man can't stand the rain and the falsehood can't stand the proof.

4、亲不过父母，近不过夫妻。

Parents are not close to parents, but couples.

5、打不断的亲，骂不断的邻。

He who keeps kissing and scolding his neighbours.

6、人敬有的，狗咬丑的。

People respect, dogs bite ugly.

7、人急投亲，鸟急投林。

People rush to relatives, birds rush to forests.

8、灰里芝麻泥里豆，菜籽田里摸泥鳅。

Sesame mud in ash, beans in rapeseed field, loach.

9、千里烧香，不如在家敬爹娘。

It's better to burn incense in a thousand miles than to respect your parents at home.

10、人多智谋广，柴多火焰高。

Many people are wise and wise, but many firewood have a high flame.

11、大名空中飞，小事地上丢。

Big names fly in the air, small things are lost on the ground.

12、生前不给父母吃，死后何必去祭坟。

If you don't feed your parents before you die, why go to the grave?

13、对他人若不大方，对自己怎不吝啬。

If you are not generous to others, you should not be stingy to yourself.

14、根深不怕风摇动，树正何愁影子斜。

Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.

15、关西出将，关东出相。

Guanxi is a general and Guandong is a minister.

16、狗记路，猫记家，小孩只记**妈。

Dogs keep track, cats keep track of homes, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.

17、鼓要打到点上，笛要吹到眼上。

Drum to hit the point, flute to blow to the eye.

18、内练一口气，外练一口屁。

Practice one breath inside and one ass outside.

19、说了无数空话，不如以身作则。

It's better to set an example when you say countless empty words.

20、鼻涕子，出好汉。

A runny nose makes a good man.

21、一家之计在于和，一生之计在于勤。

A family's plan lies in harmony and a lifetime's plan lies in diligence.

22、老鹰虽饥，不吃青草。

Eagles, though hungry, do not eat grass.

23、再甜的甘蔗不如糖，再亲的婶子不如娘。

Sugar is not as sweet as sugar, and aunt is not as sweet as mother.

24、远亲不如近门，近邻水如对门。

Far relatives are better than near ones, and near water is like opposite doors.

25、一家养女百家求，一马不行百家忧。

One family needs a hundred daughters, but one horse can't make a hundred families worry.

26、瓜无滚圆，人无十全。

No melon is round, no man is perfect.

27、乖子看一眼，呆子看到晚。

A good boy takes a look, a fool sees the night.

28、眼睛看不够，肚子吃不够。

Not enough eyes, not enough stomach.

29、近邻不可断，远亲不可疏。

Neighbors are inseparable, distant relatives are inseparable.

30、人不缺地的工，地不缺人的粮。

No man lacks land for his work and no man's food for his land.

31、嫁鸡随鸡，嫁狗随狗。

Marry a chicken with a chicken, and a dog with a dog.

32、锅不打不漏，话不说不透。

The pot can't be beaten or leaked, and the words can't be said.

33、人心不足蛇呑象，贪心不足吃月亮。

People's hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.

34、他人高兴是行善，父母高兴是报恩。

Happiness is good for others and gratitude for parents.

35、不怕吃饭拣大碗，就怕干活爱偷懒。

Not afraid to eat and pick big bowls, but afraid to work lazy.

36、一个地方的泉水，一个部落的同庚。

The spring of a place, the Tonggeng of a tribe.

37、平安时不上供，危难时急呼神。

When it is safe, it will not be offered. When it is in danger, it will cry out for God.

38、孩子不好慢慢教，哪有挖井只一锹。

Children can't teach slowly. There's no way to dig a well but a shovel.

39、桃三杏四梨五年，葡萄两年就换钱。

Peaches, apricots and pears are five years old, and grapes change money in two years.

40、养子不教，不如不要。

If you don't teach, you may as well not.

41、枯刺柴底下，兔子看着天。

Under the dead thorns and firewood, the rabbit looked up at the sky.

42、百世修来同船渡，千世修来共枕眠。

Bai Shixiu came to the same boat, and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.

43、孩儿不离娘，瓜儿不离秧。

Children do not leave their mothers, melons do not leave their seedlings.

44、在家敬父母，何必远烧香。

Home respect for parents, why burn incense far away.

45、只有上不去的天，没有过不去的山。

There are no mountains that can't be crossed except those that can't be crossed.

46、一等二靠三落空，一感二干三成功。

First class, second class and third class fail, and second class succeeds.

47、上方都是天界，下方均为龙界。

The upper boundaries are heavenly boundaries and the lower boundaries are Dragon boundaries.

48、家人说话耳旁风，外人说话金字经。

Family members speak indifferently, while outsiders speak in golden scriptures.

49、人怕没脸，树怕没皮。

People are afraid of losing face and trees are afraid of losing bark.

50、树杈不修要长歪，子女不教难成材。

It is difficult for children to grow up without pruning the branches.

51、狗记路，猫记家。

Dog keeps track, cat keeps house.

52、人多出正理，谷多出好米。

More people make sense, more grain makes good rice.

53、国乱思良相，家贫思贤妻。

A country in turmoil thinks of a good wife, but a family in poverty thinks of a good wife.

54、一根筷子容易折，十根筷子硬如铁。

One chopstick folds easily, ten chopsticks are as hard as iron.

55、好铁要经三回炉，好书要经百回读。

Good iron goes through three hearths and good books go through a hundred.

56、话的侧面，叶的正面。

The side of the words, the front of the leaves.

57、人合心，马合套。

People fit in, horses fit in.

58、公鸡打架头对头，夫妻吵嘴不记仇。

Cocks fight head-to-head, husbands and wives quarrel without revenge.

59、人强人欺病，人弱病欺人。

A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.

60、人怕话多，活怕人做。

People are afraid to talk much, but they are afraid to do anything.