"I am a professional speaker. I get paid for my performance. I believe you get paid for the same thing, except your performance lasts a year and mine only lasts an hour. Nevertheless, I stand on a stage, you sit at a desk, but we both get paid to perform."
Good morning ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please? Thank you very much. First of all, please allow me to show you a warm welcome in such a cold day. Today I'm going to ……