『有一个守财奴，他一生吝啬节俭，积攒了100万元。有一天死神突然降临，要夺去他的生命。守财奴这才意识到自己没有好好享受过人生，他对死神说：“我把我财富的三分之一给你，你买给我一年或者的时间吧。”死神说：“不可能。”守财奴以为死神嫌钱少：“那我把50万给你。”死神说：“不行。”守财奴很着急：“我全给你。”死神依旧说不行。守财奴说：“那请给我一分钟，我要写份遗嘱。”守财奴在纸上写下一行字：“请记住，你所有的财富买不到一天的时间。” 』 A miser, his life mean thrift, savings of 1,000,000 yuan. Death came suddenly one day, it is necessary to take away his life. This did not Scrooge realize that they enjoyed a good life, his death, said: "I'm one-third of my wealth to you, you have to buy me a year's time or it." Death said: "impossible." Death thought that a miser too limited: "I give you 500,000." Death, said: "No way." Scrooge is very worried: "I give you the whole." Death still said no. Miser, said: "Give me a minute, I were to write a will." Miser wrote in his words: "Remember, all your wealth to buy less than a day." '
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