幽默英语谚语

幽默的英语谚语：

1. You can't have your cake and eat it too.

This idiom means that you can't have things both ways. For example, you can't have very low taxes and a high standard of state care.

相当于汉语里的鱼和熊掌不可兼得.

2. Still waters run deep.

It's a metaphor used for describing something that may not be exactly as it seems.

汉语译为大智若愚.

3.Two heads are better than one.

An old saying, and an obvious one, it means that two people have a better chance at solving a problem than just one of them. This statement may be obvious to everyone reading it, but you would be surprised to find out how many software companies don't believe in it.汉语译为三个臭皮匠，顶个诸葛亮.

4. Out of sight, out of mind.

The idea that something is easily forgotten or dismissed as unimportant if it is not in our direct view.

可见汉语以为眼不见，心不烦是不妥的，可译为久离情疏.

5.Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

不入虎穴，焉得虎子.

6.Fish begins to stink at the head.

上梁不正下梁歪.

7. Merry meet, merry part.

好聚好散

8. A word once spoken can never be recalled.

一言既出，驷马难追.

9.It is but a step from the sublime to the radiculous.

失之毫厘，谬之千里.

10.A great person is largely hearted ao magnanimous.

宰相肚里好撑船.

11.One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

12.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的'老公知道。

13.Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

14.Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

15.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

16.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都不结婚，但一旦结了婚很难再聪明起来。

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