相亲英语剧本

Time ancient times. Character Mister Dongguo, wolf, hunter, old apricot tree, Lao Niu, old farmer." In wilderness the mist and dust is billowing, shouts the acoustic shock day. In shouted that, " fight wolves!pursues (a wolf belt arrow wound to go on stage) wolf: I originally am come from the north wolf, but in today the arrow was injured (wolf lamely to run) [ Mister Dongguo to carry on the book pouch, on the one hand walks on the other hand self-effacingly recites poetry.) Guo: From a pot of wine among the flowers I drank alone. There was no one with me -- Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon To bring me my shadow and make us three. (Between the flower a pot liquor, drinks alone without the intimate. Raises glass invites the bright moonlight, becomes three people to the shade) (suddenly to discover on road crowd of ants, heart of the mercy, has lifted a foot does not endure to lay down) Guo: (Reads) walks not injuries the cricket 蚁命 manner to have to have the mercy heart (cautiously to bypass ant, after continues to lead the way) (field shout big quake) Guo: What happened next? The United States military has joined battle with Iraq? (Wolf runs has come up) the wolf: The adult saves a life, behind had a hunter to have to peel my skin, rescued me! Guo: Good good, is the person to want to be sincere (was saying behind, dismounts the package, all but actually came out the inside book) Guo: You first hide in this package (wolf lamely sneak in package) (Mister Dongguo to carry book pouch, continues to walk) (on hunter) the hunter asks Guo: Ask scholar's, has seen the wolf which was injured to pass a moment ago? Guo: Not. Hunter: Thanks gentleman. After (under hunter) (waits hunter to walk far, Mister Dongguo put wolf from book pouch has gotten down) Guo: The hunter walked, you in a big hurry escape the wolf: Is not I does not want to walk, I really am tired hungry Guo: What then you do want to eat? Wolf: I must eat your meat! ! (Reveals fierce and antagonistic expression) Guo: Why then you do want to eat me? I have graciousness and you Wolf: Because you me stuffily in book pouch too long Guo: Really is the good intention not good newspaper. Is not good, I must go ask the person to figure out! (Said, brings wolf to go) (to walk to an old tree under) Guo: Sets up eldest sister, I rescued the wolf, the wolf have actually had to eat me. You to me comment this principle! Tree: Should eat! (Wolf self-satisfied has smiled) the tree: Your humanity endlessly cutted the piece of trees, continually our these old trees do not let off, burns us with the fire. Why can't the wolf eat you? Ate you to be able few individual to damage the nature (under old tree, wolf slowly approached Mister Dongguo) (by now on cow) Guo: Holds on a minute, lets me ask Niu eldest brother Guo: Eldest brother Niu, my good intention has rescued this wolf, now it actually must eat me. Should you said? Cow: This! Our Lao Niu gives birth to must do this for your humanity to do that, drinks or our milk. But we only eat the worst fodder every day, rest the worst cowshed, you also had to dig up our cowhide to make money. The old wolf should eat you. Wolf: (Sneers). Looked you also have any flattery (under cow) (on farmer) Guo: And so on one and so on, the distant place has come an old farmer. Asks him to figure out, if he said you should eat me, I have complied with. Wolf: Good, I give you last the opportunity. Guo: The old uncle, I has rescued this wolf, it actually ungratefully must eat me. You said this makes sense? The farmer asks the wolf: Why did you want to eat your savior? Wolf: He too has been stuffily long me in the book pouch, almost suffocates me (farmer to take up book pouch, about about looks at) the farmer: Was this book pouch such small, how many installs the book all not to be able to install, how installed under you? Or you demonstrate to me have a look? Wolf: The demonstration (said on the demonstration, earth-boring auger has leisurely gone in) the farmer to settle on the time, grips tightly the book pouch mouth, ties up with the string. The wolf on is stranded in the inside farmer: Silly scholar, the wild animal eventually is a wild animal, could not change natural disposition. Is the person surely not to be able to be excessively benevolent! Guo: (Nod name is) indeed indeed, declines office due to old age the uncle to teach the farmer: Then the present, we "solved" it (say. Two people treat the book pouch to pummel, the farmer also uses the hoe to pound the wolf. The wolf sends out the sorrowful bugle call in inside, one could not not then have the sound of something astir) (farmer and Mister Dongguo shook hand, separates from each other) The curtain falls, all actor goes on stage. 时间 古代。 人物 东郭先生、狼 、猎人、老杏树，老牛、老农。” 荒野中烟尘滚滚，喊声震天。 内喊：“打狼啊，追啊 （一狼带箭伤上场，） 狼：我本是一只来自北方的狼，无奈今天中箭受了伤 （狼一瘸一拐跑下） 〔东郭先生背着书囊上，边走边摇头晃脑地念诗。） 郭： From a pot of wine among the flowers I drank alone. There was no one with me -- Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon To bring me my shadow and make us three. （花间一壶酒，独酌无相亲。举杯邀明月，对影成三人） （忽然发现路上一群蚂蚁，顿起慈悲之心，已举起的一只脚不忍放下） 郭： （念）走路莫伤蝼蚁命 为人要有慈悲心 （小心翼翼地绕过蚂蚁，继续前行） （后场喊声大震，） 郭：又发生了什么事？美军又与伊拉克交战了吗？ （狼跑过上来） 狼：大人救命，后面有个猎人要剥了我的皮，救救我吧！ 郭：好吧好吧，做人要厚道 （说着，卸下背后的包，把里面的书都倒了出来） 郭：你先躲在这个包里吧 （狼一瘸一拐地钻进包里） （东郭先生背着书囊，继续走） （猎人上，） 猎人问郭： 请问秀才，刚才看见一只受伤的狼过去了吗？ 郭：没有啊。 猎人：谢谢先生。 （猎人下） （待猎人走远后，东郭先生把狼从书囊里放了下来） 郭：猎人已走，你快快逃命去吧 狼：不是我不想走，我实在是又累又饿 郭：那你要吃什么？ 狼：我要吃你的肉！！（露出凶狠表情） 郭：那你为何要吃我？我有恩与你 狼：因为你把我闷在书囊里太久了 郭：真是好心没好报。不行，我要去找人评理！ （说完，带着狼向前去） （走到一棵老树下）郭：树大姐，我救了狼，狼却要吃我。你给我评评这个理！ 树：该吃！ （狼得意的笑了） 树：你们人类无休止地乱砍乱伐，连我们这些老树也不放过，用火来烧我们。狼为什么不能吃你呢？吃了你就能少个人来祸害大自然了 （老树下，狼慢慢逼近东郭先生） （这时牛上了） 郭： 且慢，让我去问问牛大哥 郭：牛大哥，我好心救了这只狼，现在它却要吃我。你说该不该？ 牛：该！我们老牛生下来就要为你们人类干这干那，喝的还是我们的奶。可我们每天只吃最差的草料、睡最差的牛棚，你们还要扒了我们的牛皮去赚钱。老狼该吃你。 狼：（冷笑）。看你还有什么好说的 （牛下）（农夫上） 郭：等一等，远处来了一位老农夫。找他评理，要是他说你该吃了我，我就遵从。 狼：好，我就给你最后一次机会。 郭：老伯，我救了这只狼，它却忘恩负义地要吃我。你说这有道理吗？ 农夫问狼：你为何要吃了你的救命恩人？ 狼：他把我闷在书囊里太久了，差点闷死我 （农夫拿起书囊，上下左右看了看） 农夫：这书囊这么小，装书都装不了多少，怎么装的下你？要不你示范给我看看？ 狼：示范就示范 （说完，慢慢悠悠地钻了进去） 农夫看准时间，把书囊口扎紧，用绳子绑好。狼就被困在里面了 农夫：傻秀才啊，野兽终究是野兽，改不了本性的。做人千万不能过分仁慈！ 郭：（点头称是）的确的确，多谢老伯教诲 农夫：那么现在，我们就把它“解决了吧” （说罢。两人对着书囊拳打脚踢，农夫还用锄头砸狼。狼在里面发出哀号声，不一会便没了动静） （农夫与东郭先生握了握手，分道扬镳） 幕落，全体演员上场。 剧本是我自己写的，希望给你帮上忙啊

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演员： 旁白（ ）：只需要站在舞蹈旁进行剧本解说，或者在后台解说。王子（ ）：帅气、温柔。角色应该始终深情，投入仙杜瑞拉/灰姑娘（ ）：漂亮善良温柔，任劳任怨。纯真，自然，略带伤感的气质。后母（ ）：为人狡诈阴险、虚荣做作，贪钱、冷酷，视灰姑娘为眼中钉。海伦/大姐（ ）：长相与内心一样丑陋，不文明，聪明不足，但傲慢十足。珍妮/二姐（ ）：尖酸刻薄老神仙（ ）：老顽童。外交官（ ）：忠实的老臣。士兵甲（ ）：跟随王子身边。士兵乙（ ）：跟随王子身边。后勤：道具要求：服装：公主裙、王子装、后母与大姐二姐的服装、仙女服；头巾、破旧衣。鞋子：高跟鞋一对。其他：衣服篓、抹布、闹钟（要敲出大壁钟的那种响声）、镜子、剧情布景。（注：黄色底纹为唱歌部分，可删除，亦可保留）第一场旁白：很久很久以前，有一位灰姑娘。她出生在一个美满幸福的家庭，可是自她的母亲去世之后，她的父亲又娶了位继母，还带着两个女儿。这天灰姑娘正在拖地，又想起了生母。哎拥有总是短暂，失去方是永恒。（旁白不宜太罗嗦）灰姑娘上台，夸张的举着拖把拖地唱道：世上只有妈妈好，没妈的孩子像根草，唉、后母上台，很用力的跺脚，叫道：灰姑娘！不想混啦？我叫你扫地，你拖地板，我叫你擦窗，结果你跑去洗厕所！大姐紧跟着上台,边走边道：是啊，是啊，最近这死丫头胆子越来越大了，我昨天看到她用你的牙刷刷马桶呢。“什么？我要杀了你！”后妈朝着灰姑娘冲了过去；。大姐强忍住笑意，拉着后妈。二姐上台，捂着着嘴巴笑道：“还不止这样呢，我看到她拿大姐的毛巾擦地板！”“什么！” 大姐显眼被这突如其来的意外吓到了，抓着后母的手也不自觉的松了松；大姐的忽然松手，让后母来不及反应，直接扑倒了在地上。就在大姐不知所措的时候，门外响起了敲门声；啊！？ 我去开门，大姐急忙跑了下去。（大姐下台，两士兵）“我，我，我不是故意的。”灰姑娘举着扫把做防卫状。二姐继续打趣道：那你就是有意的咯？“我，我，我没那个意思。” 灰姑娘连忙解释道：（士兵上场）士兵乙：“我们是害虫，我们是害虫……”士兵甲：“闭嘴，不许唱，我们是害虫，我们是害虫”士兵甲走到台中间，道：“国王有令，命全国貌美女子，于九月初八前往皇宫，参加舞会，届时，王子会亲临会场，选取新娘。”(老神仙出场)老神仙忽然出场，道：“唉，这年头混口饭不容易啊！”大家惊讶状，死死的看住老神仙，过了一会才回过神来，后母急忙压着声音，道：“你怎么跑上来了？还没轮到你出场呢，快下去，快下去……”老神仙摆摆手道：“不好意思，人老了，腿脚不灵活，出来走动走动，你们继续。”（老神仙离场）众人目送老神仙离场，士兵甲道：“我们还要打副本呢，先走了。”（士兵把请柬递给后母）（大姐上台）大姐冲过来一把抢过了，请柬，看了两眼，双手合十，道：“哇噻！太棒了！我的王子终于来找我了。”（《一千零一个愿望》）我许下第一千零一个愿望，有一天幸福总会听我的话，不怕要多少时间多少代价，青春是我的筹码。我一定会成为王子的新娘。（大姐抢请柬的之时，士兵离场）二姐：“你？ 瞧瞧你那样，手大腿粗胳膊短，我才是王子的新娘。” （双手合十状）大姐：“你当王子新娘？算了吧！ ”二姐：“怎么，你嫉妒吗？”大姐（咬牙切齿）：你……后母：“女儿们！~~~ ”《相亲相爱》：因为我们是一家人，相亲相爱的一家人；“亲情才是第一，不管谁当新娘，我们都要真诚祝福彼此。 其实王子爱的人是我 （后母痴情状）”二姐/大姐 ：“呕…”（大姐、二姐做呕吐装）后母（欣慰地微笑）：“乖女儿们，挑衣服去咯。 ”（三女下台）灰姑娘（泪流满面）：《星语心愿》我要控制我自己，不会让谁看到我哭泣，眼睁睁的看着你，却无能为力，任你消失在世界的尽头。“我也想去参加王子的舞会。”老神仙上来：(脸对着台下的观众，说：这次没错了吧？)嘿！《对面的女孩看过来》对面的女孩看过来，看过来，看过来，不要被我的样子吓坏，其实我很可爱。（灰姑娘一惊，跑开）灰姑娘：“你是神仙？ 那你能让我去参加舞会么？”老神仙：“莎士比亚说——去或者不去，那是一个问题。你想要的话就跟我说嘛，你要是不说我怎么知道你想要呢，你想要的话我又怎么会不给你呢，你不说的话，我是不会知道你想要的，这样不就冤枉了为母吗？所以说，以后你想要的话，就一定要对我说，我是不会不给你的，如果你真的想要……”灰姑娘不耐其烦，插口道：“我只想要套裙子！ ”老神仙，笑着道：“哦裙子啊，我这里有，你是要依都锦还是班尼路呢”灰姑娘：“随便了，反正我不懂。”老神仙：“我这里还有一双珍藏多年的水晶鞋，这双鞋将对剧情起到巨大的推动作用，至于南瓜马车什么的我就不给你准备了，自己打的去吧，这里到城堡也就一个起步价……”灰姑娘：“没别的东西了”老神仙：“别急，还有李登辉牌手纸一卷大奉送！”灰姑娘：“我晕！”老神仙，正了正语气道：：“你必须在12点之前回来，否则后果不堪设想，就这样，我先走啦！SA YOU NA LA（日语再见的意思）祝你百事可乐！～灰姑娘：“谢谢！拜拜！ ”（灰姑娘和老神仙各朝一个方向下台，分开走）旁白：时间很快就过去了，灰姑娘如愿的收到老神仙送的仙缕羽衣，开开心心的参加舞会去了，而皇宫里这时候也开始进入王子选妃部分。第三场（四女先上场，接着外交官上台宣布，然后王子再出来）（在旁边讲解的期间，外交官需要演出很慎重的样子，干咳两声，已阻止全场的喧闹。这时候音乐声音放低。外交官发话。）外交官：“女士们，先生们，欢迎参加这次的王宫舞会，请大家按次序站好，男的站左边，女的站右边，人妖站中间。超过30岁的自己滚出去!今晚，我们的王子将会选出一位最漂亮最善良的女孩成为他的王妃，现在，年轻的女孩们，请来到我面前来。”（王子上场，直接走到灰姑娘面前）王子：“漂亮的姐姐，你喜欢吃青椒么？”灰姑娘无语！大姐：“那不是灰姑娘么？”二姐：“她怎么来参加舞会了？而且穿的比我都漂亮。”后妈：“天天运动，身材果然保养得很好啊。”王子：“美丽的公主，能与你跳只舞吗？”（绅士地伸手，身体成70°弯曲）灰姑娘：“ok啦。”（害羞）（两人开始翩翩起舞，跳的是标准的国标舞）旁白：正当他们跳得起劲时，突然——（关灯）灰姑娘：“What’s wrong？ ”王子：“停电了！Oh my god（惊讶） ”灰姑娘：“啊，[拿手机看了下时间]，十二点了。那我得马上走了。”王子：“等等。。。。我还不知道你是谁呢。 ”旁白：这时灰姑娘已经离开，舞台上留下一个手机。王子：（看见手机）“啊，一个手机！”（王子拿起灰姑娘遗留的手机,开始仔细地检查.）（手机用硬纸皮做，上面写着N97 做大点）王子：（拿出个放大镜，作柯南的破案姿势） “以手机的品牌来看，这是由诺基亚制成的；以手机的新旧程度来看，这一定是今天才换的，里面还有刚下载的卡通图片和飞信；而且用的还是中国移动的动感地带，一定是个时尚的美眉。我一定会找到到你.”《陈明》喔我要找到你，不管南北东西，直觉会给我指引，若是爱上你，别问什么原因，第一眼就能够认出你。外交官：“咳~ 王子，冒昧的打搅一下，这手机是我的！”王子：“我靠，怎么不早说？”外交官：“王子，这里有只鞋子，是刚才那位小姐留下的，你不妨把鞋子给城里的每个女人试穿一下，合适的话，说不定那个人就是今天的那个姑娘 ”王子：“这到是一个不错的主意。士兵出发！”（旁白）一个月后，雷恩王子和管家挨家挨户的给姑娘们试穿了鞋子，最后来到了灰姑娘的家中……后妈：“哦～什么风把您给吹来了！ ”士兵：“你以为你是妈妈桑啊！快点让你的女儿试穿鞋子！ ”大姐：“我看只有我这双玉脚才能穿上。呵呵…… ”结果大姐不合适！二姐也是！王子：“你们家还有其他女人嘛？未成年的也行啊！ ”众人无语！（灰姑娘从后台走上来）灰姑娘：“你们都别跟我抢！那是我的，啊！上帝啊！我就要成为王妃了！救苦救难观世音菩萨，请保佑我，I love you！”（灰姑娘把鞋子穿了进去）王子：“奥，我的王妃”灰姑娘：“王子……”旁白：这就是故事的结局，灰姑娘最终找到了她的幸福，和王子从此幸福的生活在一起。（在结束的时候，灰姑娘与王子共同的向台下的人鞠躬，一起说出祝福的话）谢幕。英文版第一场：灰姑娘家旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, and her father loved her very much.父亲: Dear daughter! These presents are for your birthday! Do you like them?灰姑娘: Yeah, thank you, Dad.（开心地接过） 父亲: My lovely daughter, I hope you can be happy forever! 旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife and died unfortunately. her stepmother became cruel to her. Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework. Look, her stepmother and her new sisters are coming. 后妈: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is! （四周看了看，开始乱翻东西，拿起些东西来看） 后妈女儿（1）: Yes, and so many fruits.（一个个用手指点） Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychees. Wow, I like them. (吃水果) 后妈女儿（2）:（打开衣柜，翻翻看看） Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿) 灰姑娘：Oh, no, please, that’s my dress. This new dress is bought by my father(跑过去，想把那条裙子拿过来). 后妈女儿（2）： Who are YOU? (把那条裙子藏到一边，厌恶地把灰姑娘的肩膀推了推)Mum, who is she?（退了几步，回头看后妈，用手指指了指灰姑娘） 后妈: She is your little sister. But it doesnt matter. Now! Cinderella, go, clean the room and then cook for us. Right now! 灰姑娘: Why? Im not your servant.（插着腰，皱着眉很生气的样子） 后妈: Yeah.（点头）. But from now no you are our servant.（很凶的样子） 后妈女儿（1）: Mum, I like this dress. (拽灰姑娘的衣服) 后妈女儿（2）：I like her necklace. (抢走她的项链戴在脖子上) 灰姑娘：Oh, no, please!!! (哭喊) 旁白：After that, Cinderella had to been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night.（Cinderella在洗衣服，扫地，干别的家务活） She had no room to live and she had to sleep in sofa（睡在沙发上）; she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty. Cruel as her stepmother was to her, but Cinderella still lived an optimistic life. She had a lot of animal friends.第二场：灰姑娘家 （士兵在门外敲门）后妈: Who is it? 士兵: Im the soldier of the palace. (后妈打开门)Good morning, madam, this letter is from the palace, for you and other girls in this house. Good-bye, madam! 后妈: What is it? (打开信看——欢呼，向后妈女儿（1）（2）招手)Helen, Jenny, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. Prince Edward will select a queen among the young girls in this kingdom. 后妈女儿（1）: Hooray! Ill be the queen! 后妈女儿（2）: Hey, I will be the queen, not you!! 后妈: Okay, girls. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up immediately! 灰姑娘: (小心地走出来问道)Mum, I want to go to the party, too. 两个后妈女儿: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. (大笑起来) 灰姑娘（看着在镜子前整理衣服化妆的后妈）：Mum，please, can I… 后妈: Girls, are you ready? Lets go. Cinderella, you are so dirty and ugly that you haven’t any excuse to go. And you must do your housework first! Good night!!(后妈和她的女儿很骄傲地走出门外，灰姑娘很伤心地坐到地上哭了。这时，猫、鸽子和狗来了) 灰姑娘: （猛然发现）Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do? 猫,鸽子,狗: Dont be so sad, Cinderella. At least, we are with you. If we can help you, we will do our best! 灰姑娘：Oh，my friend，thank you very much. But I haven’t any beautiful dresses now! What can I do? Who can help me? 旁白:Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared. 仙女:（突然跳着舞出现） Poor girl, let ME help you. You need a carriage, you need a coachman, you need some horses, you need a bellboy, and you need a beautiful dress.（挥动魔杖，用南瓜变成马车，用老马变成马车夫，用老鼠变成马，用狗变成侍者，把灰姑娘变得很漂亮） 猫、鸽子和变成侍者的狗:（睁大眼睛，看着灰姑娘）Wow, how beautiful! 猫: Youre the most beautiful girl Ive ever seen. 狗: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party! （拉拉灰姑娘的手） 鸽子: Yes! You will be the most beautiful lady in this party! And Prince Edward will love you at once! （欢快地飞来飞去）灰姑娘: Oh, its beautiful! Its like a dream, a wonderful dream come true. 仙女: Yes, my child, but like all dreams, well, Im afraid this cant last forever. Youll have only till night and... Now, Cinderella, go to the party and dance with the prince. But remember you must come back before 12 oclock. remember, 12 o’ clock! Or you will change back into now. 灰姑娘: Oh, I understand. Thank you, kind fairy. (冲出门外)It’s more than I ever hoped for.仙女: (对灰姑娘喊)Be careful! Dont forget the time! My child, bless you, enjoy yourself. 灰姑娘: I wont forget. (跳上马车)Good bye, kind fairy and my dear friends!! (挥动手帕，消失在暮色中) 第三场：皇宫中 大臣（1）: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince-dancing ball. This night, our worshipful Prince Edward（这时，王子走了出来，向所有来宾鞠躬）will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front, please! （女孩子们走上前） 大臣（2）：（将头转向王子）Highness，how are they? Which one do you like? 王子: （皱起眉头）Mm…I don’t think they are… (Cinderella suddenly comes in)大臣们: （惊叹）Wow! How beautiful THAT girl is! （众来宾惊恐地回过头） 旁白：Shes like a fairy. Shes like an Angel. Shes so lovely. Shes like a princess. How pretty Cinderella is! 王子:(走上前，鞠躬) Pretty lady, may I be honored to dance with you? 灰姑娘: Id love to.（握住王子的手，开始跳舞） (Music and dance) 旁白:Beautiful Cinderella and handsome Prince Edward are dancing. They fall in love. (12点的钟声猛然敲响了,敲了6下) 灰姑娘: Oh, its time to go back. I must go now. I am sorry that I cannot dance with you any more, sir! 王子: Why? wait, come back. Please come back! I dont even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait! 灰姑娘：(急忙地跑，掉了一只鞋)Good bye, sir! 王子: (拿起鞋)Pretty lady! Why are you leaving? I must find you!! Soldiers!! 士兵们: Yes!! 王子: Take this shoe to every house and let all the young girls have a try tomorrow morning. You must find the girl for me. fast! 士兵们: Yes, highness! 第四场布景：灰姑娘家的花园中 灰姑娘:（失去了魔法的帮助，变回了原样）Oh…He was gentle, he was handsome, oh! I cannot forget him… I love him! But I hadn’t found Prince Edward and danced with him yet… 鸽子: Cinderella, don’t you know? The man who danced with you was prince Edward!! （猫和变回原样的狗点头附和） 灰姑娘:Really?? My goodness!! （捂住嘴巴，不敢相信的样子） Oops, I am sorry…I haven’t done the housework! Mum, Helen and Jenny will back soon! They will be angry! See you soon, buddies! （哼着小曲跳走了）第五场布景：灰姑娘家 旁白: The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe. Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel. No one could put on the shoe , Finally, at Cinderella’s home.（士兵敲门） 士兵（3）:Good morning, madam. 后妈: Good morning. What’s the matter, sir? 士兵: Are there any young girls in this house, madam? 士兵（2）: The pretty lady lost her shoe in the palace. 士兵（3）: The prince wanted to find her and marry her. 后妈:（笑着说）Of course, sir, wait a minute!（往身后招招手，让女儿（1）过来） 后妈女儿（1）: （急急忙忙跑上前）Let me try. The shoe is mine.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵: No, Its not yours. Its too **all for you.（把鞋子拿开） 后妈女儿（2）: （跳着大喊）Its mine. I AM the queen. Let me try it.（说着把脚伸进鞋子） 士兵（2）: No, its not yours; its too big for you.（再次把鞋子拿开） 后妈: Hey, sir, maybe its mine. Let me have a try. （急忙想要去穿鞋子） 士兵（3）:（马上把鞋子拿走）Oh, please, it couldnt be YOURS. Are there any other girls in this house? 灰姑娘: Good morning, gentlemen, may I try it? （款款走来） 后妈 :You? That’s impossible! （大喊着，做出“快滚”的手势）Pay to attention to her, she’s out of her mind. Just an imaginative child. 后妈女儿（1）: Yes ,Yes .Look at yourself, please! （讥笑） It’s only Cinderella!后妈女儿（2）: So dirty and so ugly! Please not to waste the solders’ time! （讽刺） 士兵: Oh, ladies, let her try! Prince Edward said that all the young girls should have a try. Here, young girl, try it on, please! （送上鞋） 灰姑娘:（轻轻把脚伸进去）Thank you! (试鞋,正好合适) 后妈和两个女儿：It couldn’t be Cinderella! It couldn’t be!! Maybe there’s something wrong, sir! （疯了一样大叫） 士兵们: Wonderful! Its yours! It fits for you very well! Pretty queen cinderella!! （欢呼雀跃,接走灰姑娘） 第六场布景：皇宫中 士兵: Highness! We have found the beautiful girl. 王子: Really? Thats wonderful! Ill come at once. 仙女: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the last time. (顷刻间将灰姑娘变美丽)王子: Oh, my dearest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK? 灰姑娘:（什么也没说，点点头，拥抱王子，两人跑回宫中） 猫、鸽子和狗: Happy forever, Cinderella! We wish you happy forever!! 后妈和后妈女儿们: How did it happen? It is not true!! (昏倒) 旁白：The story finished. Cinderella found her happiness. She and Prince Edward got married! And that brings us to the end of the play. Thank you and let us wish Cinderella and Edward happy forever!

12分钟好象有点长，我这里有我参加“星星火炬英语风采大赛”的剧本。参考一下额 Time ancient times. Character Mister Dongguo, wolf, hunter, old apricot tree, Lao Niu, old farmer." In wilderness the mist and dust is billowing, shouts the acoustic shock day. In shouted that, " fight wolves!pursues (a wolf belt arrow wound to go on stage) wolf: I originally am come from the north wolf, but in today the arrow was injured (wolf lamely to run) [ Mister Dongguo to carry on the book pouch, on the one hand walks on the other hand self-effacingly recites poetry.) Guo: From a pot of wine among the flowers I drank alone. There was no one with me -- Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon To bring me my shadow and make us three. (Between the flower a pot liquor, drinks alone without the intimate. Raises glass invites the bright moonlight, becomes three people to the shade) (suddenly to discover on road crowd of ants, heart of the mercy, has lifted a foot does not endure to lay down) Guo: (Reads) walks not injuries the cricket 蚁命 manner to have to have the mercy heart (cautiously to bypass ant, after continues to lead the way) (field shout big quake) Guo: What happened next? The United States military has joined battle with Iraq? (Wolf runs has come up) the wolf: The adult saves a life, behind had a hunter to have to peel my skin, rescued me! Guo: Good good, is the person to want to be sincere (was saying behind, dismounts the package, all but actually came out the inside book) Guo: You first hide in this package (wolf lamely sneak in package) (Mister Dongguo to carry book pouch, continues to walk) (on hunter) the hunter asks Guo: Ask scholar's, has seen the wolf which was injured to pass a moment ago? Guo: Not. Hunter: Thanks gentleman. After (under hunter) (waits hunter to walk far, Mister Dongguo put wolf from book pouch has gotten down) Guo: The hunter walked, you in a big hurry escape the wolf: Is not I does not want to walk, I really am tired hungry Guo: What then you do want to eat? Wolf: I must eat your meat! ! (Reveals fierce and antagonistic expression) Guo: Why then you do want to eat me? I have graciousness and you Wolf: Because you me stuffily in book pouch too long Guo: Really is the good intention not good newspaper. Is not good, I must go ask the person to figure out! (Said, brings wolf to go) (to walk to an old tree under) Guo: Sets up eldest sister, I rescued the wolf, the wolf have actually had to eat me. You to me comment this principle! Tree: Should eat! (Wolf self-satisfied has smiled) the tree: Your humanity endlessly cutted the piece of trees, continually our these old trees do not let off, burns us with the fire. Why can't the wolf eat you? Ate you to be able few individual to damage the nature (under old tree, wolf slowly approached Mister Dongguo) (by now on cow) Guo: Holds on a minute, lets me ask Niu eldest brother Guo: Eldest brother Niu, my good intention has rescued this wolf, now it actually must eat me. Should you said? Cow: This! Our Lao Niu gives birth to must do this for your humanity to do that, drinks or our milk. But we only eat the worst fodder every day, rest the worst cowshed, you also had to dig up our cowhide to make money. The old wolf should eat you. Wolf: (Sneers). Looked you also have any flattery (under cow) (on farmer) Guo: And so on one and so on, the distant place has come an old farmer. Asks him to figure out, if he said you should eat me, I have complied with. Wolf: Good, I give you last the opportunity. Guo: The old uncle, I has rescued this wolf, it actually ungratefully must eat me. You said this makes sense? The farmer asks the wolf: Why did you want to eat your savior? Wolf: He too has been stuffily long me in the book pouch, almost suffocates me (farmer to take up book pouch, about about looks at) the farmer: Was this book pouch such small, how many installs the book all not to be able to install, how installed under you? Or you demonstrate to me have a look? Wolf: The demonstration (said on the demonstration, earth-boring auger has leisurely gone in) the farmer to settle on the time, grips tightly the book pouch mouth, ties up with the string. The wolf on is stranded in the inside farmer: Silly scholar, the wild animal eventually is a wild animal, could not change natural disposition. Is the person surely not to be able to be excessively benevolent! Guo: (Nod name is) indeed indeed, declines office due to old age the uncle to teach the farmer: Then the present, we "solved" it (say. Two people treat the book pouch to pummel, the farmer also uses the hoe to pound the wolf. The wolf sends out the sorrowful bugle call in inside, one could not not then have the sound of something astir) (farmer and Mister Dongguo shook hand, separates from each other) The curtain falls, all actor goes on stage. 时间 古代。 人物 东郭先生、狼 、猎人、老杏树，老牛、老农。” 荒野中烟尘滚滚，喊声震天。 内喊：“打狼啊，追啊 （一狼带箭伤上场，） 狼：我本是一只来自北方的狼，无奈今天中箭受了伤 （狼一瘸一拐跑下） 〔东郭先生背着书囊上，边走边摇头晃脑地念诗。） 郭： From a pot of wine among the flowers I drank alone. There was no one with me -- Till, raising my cup, I asked the bright moon To bring me my shadow and make us three. （花间一壶酒，独酌无相亲。举杯邀明月，对影成三人） （忽然发现路上一群蚂蚁，顿起慈悲之心，已举起的一只脚不忍放下） 郭： （念）走路莫伤蝼蚁命 为人要有慈悲心 （小心翼翼地绕过蚂蚁，继续前行） （后场喊声大震，） 郭：又发生了什么事？美军又与伊拉克交战了吗？ （狼跑过上来） 狼：大人救命，后面有个猎人要剥了我的皮，救救我吧！ 郭：好吧好吧，做人要厚道 （说着，卸下背后的包，把里面的书都倒了出来） 郭：你先躲在这个包里吧 （狼一瘸一拐地钻进包里） （东郭先生背着书囊，继续走） （猎人上，） 猎人问郭： 请问秀才，刚才看见一只受伤的狼过去了吗？ 郭：没有啊。 猎人：谢谢先生。 （猎人下） （待猎人走远后，东郭先生把狼从书囊里放了下来） 郭：猎人已走，你快快逃命去吧 狼：不是我不想走，我实在是又累又饿 郭：那你要吃什么？ 狼：我要吃你的肉！！（露出凶狠表情） 郭：那你为何要吃我？我有恩与你 狼：因为你把我闷在书囊里太久了 郭：真是好心没好报。不行，我要去找人评理！ （说完，带着狼向前去） （走到一棵老树下）郭：树大姐，我救了狼，狼却要吃我。你给我评评这个理！ 树：该吃！ （狼得意的笑了） 树：你们人类无休止地乱砍乱伐，连我们这些老树也不放过，用火来烧我们。狼为什么不能吃你呢？吃了你就能少个人来祸害大自然了 （老树下，狼慢慢逼近东郭先生） （这时牛上了） 郭： 且慢，让我去问问牛大哥 郭：牛大哥，我好心救了这只狼，现在它却要吃我。你说该不该？ 牛：该！我们老牛生下来就要为你们人类干这干那，喝的还是我们的奶。可我们每天只吃最差的草料、睡最差的牛棚，你们还要扒了我们的牛皮去赚钱。老狼该吃你。 狼：（冷笑）。看你还有什么好说的 （牛下）（农夫上） 郭：等一等，远处来了一位老农夫。找他评理，要是他说你该吃了我，我就遵从。 狼：好，我就给你最后一次机会。 郭：老伯，我救了这只狼，它却忘恩负义地要吃我。你说这有道理吗？ 农夫问狼：你为何要吃了你的救命恩人？ 狼：他把我闷在书囊里太久了，差点闷死我 （农夫拿起书囊，上下左右看了看） 农夫：这书囊这么小，装书都装不了多少，怎么装的下你？要不你示范给我看看？ 狼：示范就示范 （说完，慢慢悠悠地钻了进去） 农夫看准时间，把书囊口扎紧，用绳子绑好。狼就被困在里面了 农夫：傻秀才啊，野兽终究是野兽，改不了本性的。做人千万不能过分仁慈！ 郭：（点头称是）的确的确，多谢老伯教诲 农夫：那么现在，我们就把它“解决了吧” （说罢。两人对着书囊拳打脚踢，农夫还用锄头砸狼。狼在里面发出哀号声，不一会便没了动静） （农夫与东郭先生握了握手，分道扬镳） 幕落，全体演员上场。 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场) Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩） (小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let’s ask him. A: OK! C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！ M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（轻蔑） M&A: Money?(对视) M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场) M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea!(全部下场) Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home） N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报) M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us! M: We know you play so well! (爸爸诧异地看着孩子) D: Oh? What a bright day today! M&A: Please, dad!(哀求) D:OKOK! Let’s. (取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course! (开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。) D: What’s the matter? M: Dad, we have no money! A: Can we have some please? D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate. A: They look so sweet and nice! M: Other students always buy them! D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间) M: What shall we do now? A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说) M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边) M: Dad, I want a new eraser! A: I want a longer ruler! M&A: Dad, please！ D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money! M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看) A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺） D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know? M&A: Yes, sir! D: Here you are !( 给钱) M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场) N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache. (孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛) M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场） A: ……. D: What’s wrong? M: I’ve a stomachache! A: Me too! D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate? M: Yes. We had some candies just now. A: I had some too! D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气） M: But they look nice! A: And tastes good! M&A: Aiyo…… D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look! M&A: OK. Scene 4: (At the school gate) N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away. (正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩) P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now! C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩) S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And… C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy! M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩） D: He? (警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩) P: What’s the matter with them? D: They got a stomachache after having his candies. S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And…… P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉） S: OK. I know. (羞愧) C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home. Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health. D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you? M&A: OK, dad! P: Let’s take them to the hospital now. D: OK, Let’s go. N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well THE BIGGEST IN TNE WORLD Alice dozed off while her teacher was talking. TEACHER:Alice!Tell us,what is the biggest in the world? ALICE:Well,well...eyelids... T:What?Eyelids? A:Yes,sir!Beacause sa soon as I shut my eyes,the eyelids cover everthing of the world!

You cut not bargain?Do not cut I'll cut you!

5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本（通用5篇）

话剧指以对话方式为主的戏剧形式，于19世纪末20世纪初来到中国。与传统舞台剧、戏曲相区别，话剧主要叙述手段为演员在台上无伴奏的对白或独白，但可以使用少量音乐、歌唱等。以下是我整理的5分钟英语搞笑话剧剧本，欢迎阅读。

The Clever Rabbits（聪明小兔）

角色：

Red Eyes（红眼睛）Long Ears（长耳朵）Short Tail（短尾巴）

Big Wolf（大灰狼）Mother Rabbit（兔妈妈）

Storyteller翻译官

道具 房子，玩具、凳子，桌子，一棵树等。

布景 一座有门的房子里摆着一张桌子、几个凳子和一些玩具。

SceneI Three Rabbits（三只小兔子）

（一）

Storyteller:The Mother Rabbit has red Eyes,Long Ears and Short Tail.

兔妈妈有三个孩子，她给他们起名叫红眼睛、长耳朵和短尾巴。）

Red Eyes:（Coming to the front.上前。）

Hello!I"m Red Eyes.Glad to see you.

（你好！我是红眼睛。见到你很高兴。）

Long Ears:（Touch his long ears.着他的长耳朵。）

Hi!How do you do? Nice to see you.My name is Long Ears.

（嗨！你好！很高兴见到你。我叫长耳朵。）

Short Tail:（Show his tail.展示他的尾巴。）

Hello,boys and girls! I"m Short Tail.

（小朋友们，你们好！我是短尾巴。见到大家我很高兴。）

After this,they are playing games in随后，他们就在房子里玩游戏。）

（二）

Storyteller:A big wolf is hiding be-idea.Just then,the Mother Rabbit is the arm.

（一只大灰狼正躲在树后，他在打着坏主意。这时，兔妈妈提着一篮子萝卜回来了。） Mother Rabbit:（Singing a song.唱起了歌。） Little Rabbits,open the door.

（小兔子乖乖，把门开开，妈妈回来了。）

Big Wolf:Ah,I know their secret.啊，我知道他们的秘密了。）

Mother Rabbit:（Walking into the house.进了家门。）

Good evening,my children.Are you hungry?

Let"s have supper!

（晚上好，孩子们！你们饿了吧？咱们吃晚饭吧。）

Storyteller: The Big Bad Wolves（大灰狼来了）

Storyteller:Then next day,the（第二天，兔妈妈要出门了。）

Mother Rabbit:I am going to pick the door ,don"t open the door for strangers （我要去采蘑菇。千万记住，不要给陌生人开门。）

All:OK.

Storyteller:Three rabbits close the a while,they hear some one knocking at door.

Big Wolf:（Learn to sing.学着唱。）Little Rabbits,open the door.

Mother coming back.

（小兔子乖乖，把门开开，妈妈回来了。）

Red Eyes and Short Tail:Mother is（妈妈回来了。）

Long Ears:（Stop them opening the阻止他俩开门。）No.It"s not our mother.That isn"t like Mother"s voice. （不对。不是妈妈，那不像妈妈的声音。）

Red Eyes:Let me see.It"s not really（让我来看看。果然不是妈妈。）

Big Wolf:（Bang!Bang!Bang!）I"m your mother.Open the door in a hurry.

（我是你们的妈妈，快开门啊。）

Long Ears:All right.You must show your tail.

（好吧。那你必须把你的尾巴从门缝里伸进来）

Big Wolf:OK.

Storyteller:The clever rabbits clip the（小兔子把大灰狼的尾巴夹住了。）

Mother Rabbit:You Big Bad Wolf!（你这个大灰狼！）

Storyteller:With her words,she hits（说着，她捡起棍子狠狠地打大灰狼。）

Big Wolf:Oh.My God!My tail hurts.（噢。我的天啊！我的尾巴受伤了。）

Storyteller:The wolf"s tail is broken.

mother"s voice,they open the door and hug their mother.

（大灰狼的尾巴被夹断了，他逃走了。小兔子听到妈妈的声音，打开门，扑进妈妈的怀里。）

Mother Rabbit:My clever children.（我的乖孩子们。）

旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）

Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）

Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手）

Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.

Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）

Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.

Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?

Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）.

Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……

Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）

Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）

Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~

Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）

Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）

Oscar: Honey, how are you?

Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）, just so confident~（甩头发）

（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!

Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的`手，对视）

Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~

Rose: But……what about Oscar?

Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.

Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~

旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.

Jack: Do you feel cold?

Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.

Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）.（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）

Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.

Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）

Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.

Jack: Take my girl together.

Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）

（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）

Princess: I am a princessfromIndia.

Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?

Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）

Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）

（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）

Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’mfromHogwarts（霍格沃茨）. I lose my way.

Rose: Would you please help us get awayfromhere?

Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）

Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）

旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.

Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for

a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.

Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.

Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）

Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）

Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）

Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）

Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!

Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）

Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）

（旁白唱my heart will go on，音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）.

人物： rabbit（小兔），fox（狐狸），monkey（小猴），tortoise（乌龟），mummy bear（熊妈妈），baby bear（熊宝宝），lion（狮子），bird（小鸟）。

布景：大森林背景，舞台右角是一座小房子，一棵木瓜树，中间有一棵大树，舞台左角有一块大石头，左角后台阶上有两棵桃树。

（大幕在抒情、优美的音乐声中徐徐开启）

:In this beautiful forest, There live many lovely animals, they love each other and live a happy life!

在一个美丽的大森林里，住着许许多多的小动物，他们在一起相亲相爱，生活得可幸福了！

第一景：小动物群舞

小兔舞 （音乐：活泼、轻快、跳跃）

狐狸舞 （扭动腰肢，跳节奏感极强的迪斯科）

乌龟舞 （一伸一缩，音乐：缓慢、低沉、滑稽）

小猴舞 （调皮、灵巧，可用西游记主题曲）

（音乐转为轻柔、舒缓，小兔一人旋转跳舞，音乐渐弱转为流水声，舞台灯光转暗，布景为湖边，木瓜树下。）

第二景：:"咕咚"（清晰而响亮）

小兔：（吃惊的样子，四处看看）What’s the matter?

什么东西？

（倒退几步，拔腿就跑，正好撞上了狐狸。）

狐狸：（奇怪的神情）What’s the matter? Why are you running?

跑什么呀？出了什么事？

小兔：（气喘嘘虚的样子）："Gu dong, Gu dong is coming."

咕咚，咕咚来了。

狐狸：（害怕的样子）：Oh! Horrible, let’s run.

哇！太可怕了，让我们跑吧！

（这时候，熊妈妈提着篮子和熊宝宝从树后走出来，正好看到慌慌张张奔跑的小兔和狐狸。）

熊妈妈：（很惊奇的样子）：What’s the matter? Why are you running?

出了什么事？你们跑什么呀？

小兔、狐狸（合）：Gu dong is coming.

小熊：（害怕并躲在妈妈的怀里）mummy mummy, I’m frightened.

妈妈、妈妈，我害怕！

熊妈妈：（安慰宝宝）Oh! dear, Don’t be frightened, let’s run quickly.

乖宝宝，别害怕，让我们跑吧！快，快

（小猴、小鸟、乌龟在另一角台阶的桃树上看到，感到很奇怪）

小猴：（指着奔跑的小动物）Why? Why are they all running?

为什么，为什么他们都在跑？

乌龟：（很神秘的样子）Perhaps, A monster!

也许，是妖怪来了！

小猴、小鸟：（非常恐惧的样子）Oh, horrible, let’s run!

啊呀！太可怕了，快跑呀！

乌龟：（慌慌张张地跟在后面）wait! just wait.

等一等！

（大狮子正在一块石头下睡觉，众人吵吵闹闹的声音吵醒了它。狮子大吼一声，伸伸懒腰。）

狮子：（很生气的样子） It’s very noise! Why ? why are you all running ?

太吵了，你们为什么都在跑呀？

众人合：（上气不接下气的样子）Gu dong, Gu dong is coming.

狮子：（感到很奇怪）Gu dong , What is it ? Where is it?

"咕咚",什么东西？在哪里？

（大家你看着我，我看着你，都在摇头。）

小猴：（问熊妈妈）Where?

在哪里？

熊妈妈：（摇摇头，）I don’t know.（转而问狐狸）Where

我不知道。 在哪里？

狐狸：（摇摇头，）I don’t know.（转而问小兔）Where?

我不知道。 在哪里？

（众人把目光都集中在小兔的身上。）

小兔：（挠挠脑袋，指着对面）It’s over there.

就在那边！

狮子：（很神气的样子）Let’s go and see.

走，去看看。

（大伙互相看看，都表现出非常害怕的样子。）

狮子：（拍拍胸脯，很勇敢的样子）come on, follow me.

走，跟我走！

（音乐响，一段雄壮有力的进行曲，众人排着整齐的队伍，大踏步地往前走，快到树下时，脚步慢下来。音乐停，全场一片寂静。）

狮子：（四处张望）Where? There is nothing here.

在哪里？什么都没有啊！

（正在这时候，一阵风吹来，咕咚一声，一棵木瓜掉进了湖里。）

小猴：（指着湖边）Oh! It’s a papaya! Gu dong is a papaya!

噢！原来是木瓜呀！

（众人大笑，大幕在笑声中徐徐落下。）

The end.

全剧终

甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.

乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance?

甲:(作目瞪口呆状),

乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?

甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)

丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.

甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....

甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

near, far, wherever you are

i believe that the heart does go on

once more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状)

and you're here in my heart,

and my heart will go on and on.

甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.

Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise

丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.

甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?

丁:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade?(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....

丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!

甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.

丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!

甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,

丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.

甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,

三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?

丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?

丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?

三人同声:we are past,right?

甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!

三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!

乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)

甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?

三人齐答:yes,we do!

甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!

人物：追星A, 追星B，追星C，明星，车主 旁白 经纪人

旁白：A girl is crazy about a star called Handsome+人名. Even when she is asleep, she can dream that man.

A：(打哈欠)，I need to go to bed, I’m so sleepy.(打哈欠)——边走边说 （趴在讲台上睡）

（进入梦乡）

旁白：In her dream……

(上台摆两个凳子，A做一个)

A：Oh, it’s a fine day. (假装看天) (然后突然不经意的拿起一本书翻看)

明星：(上台)：Oh, it’s a fine day. (然后坐凳子)

(A看着看着书，就不经意的往旁边看，然后再看看书，突然感觉不对劲，在意外的往旁边看，看到了自己最喜爱的那个明星，十分激动，不敢相信这是真的)

A：Are you … are you that … super star?(激动地说不出话)

明星：（随意的回答） Yes, what’s wrong?

A: I’m your fan,super fan. Your photos are full of my bedroom, no, they are full of my house, including kitchen, living room, bedrooms, and… and toilet.

(激动，后面讲到厕所时，还有点不好意思)

(当明星听到厕所时，很惊讶)

明星：You are too…enthusiastic [in,θju:zi'?stik]. (有点嫌弃)

A: Can you give me your signature?

(讲到签名，明星就兴奋了)

明星：Ok ,of course!

A：（大声喊）Oh ,I will have the Handsome______’s signature

(突然，两个人跑过来，B把A给推开了然后两人问明星要签名)

B：Please ,please give me signature!!!!!!!

C: No, give it to me, to me!!!

(两人抢着，A一人孤零零的站在旁边，)

A: Why the result is this ?(抱头痛哭，边走边哭，然后走到睡觉的那个地方，恢复原来的样子，还有点啜泣)

A： Er? Where is it? Oh,it’s just a dream , but ,it’s a bad dream.

It’s too early, I want sleep.(又趴下去)

旁白：In her second dream, the scene is at the crossroads.

A: Look at the tall buildings, they like the …like the …I don’t have any adjrectives to describe them.

(明星上场，走在对面，也在欣赏某些东西)

A：Oh ,look at there, that man is like a star ! Oh ,Oh ,Oh ,(一次比一次激动)he is …..he is…..Handsome_______！I want his signature! But there is too much cars, What can I do? What can I do? I don’t care this any more, the signature is more important!

(正当他准备过马路时，车主做开车动作来了，将要撞A，A很害怕)

车主：Look out!

Aon’t come here, don’t come here!(闭着眼睛) (车主迅速下台)

（A突然站起来，睁开眼睛）

A：A dream .too? Oh, my god, Why do I always can’t get the signature? No, I must get it, sleep again! Yes ,sleep! But ,why do I stand here? I should lie in the bed. Whether these, I must go to bed and get the signature!(趴着又睡)

旁白：In her third dream

(明星在签名，A前面有B, C)

经纪人：One by one,Don’t be wrought-up

A: Yeah,I can get it at last. Before me ,there are only two people.

（到B）

B:I love you very much. My dreamlover.

明星：Thank you

(B下，C上)

C: Oh，I meet you ,can I hug with you ?

明星：Sure.

(两人抱了一下)

（到A）

A: I can get your signature in the end! I’m so excited

(明星面目有点难受的样子，手捂着肚子)

明星：Sorry, can I go to the toilet for a moment? My stomach is hurt a lot.(难受)

A: Yes, make yourselfe at home.

(过来一会儿)

A: Handsome_______ has gone to toilet for such a long time. Is he ok?

经纪人对A说：Sorry, the girl, Handsome_____ perhaps can’tcome here to give you signature, He is too hurt. He went home.

A: Ah? Why always me ? (伤心地离开，走到睡着的地方)

（突然起身）

A :Why always me ? I only want a signature~~ ai~~ What time is it now ? (看了一下钟，表情惊讶) It’s near 8 o’clock .I can’t arrive at the school on time! Oh no ,hurry up hurry up!

The Mean Man's Party吝啬鬼的聚会The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.""Why use my elbow and foot?""Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"2:老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：Go ahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?老师说：Go ahead.小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！3:hey,that lady, i like you ,will you be my girlfiend?-oh,sorry ,i think you have to make your face changed first, you are too handsome to be looked at.everybody was dancing while a blonde alone in an armchair. just then, she was happy to see a handsome young man coming towards her."are you going to dancing ?"asked the man pleassntly."yes,"she whispered.4:how are you ?怎么是你？how old are you ?怎么老是你？