搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 搞笑5人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》 演员表: 西门吹雪 叶孤城 花满楼 打更的太监 旁白 道具:牛奶两袋,纸屑若干. 第一幕:决战乡村陌路 旁白:A quiet village is covered with white snow. Birds are dancing in the cold. A man is walking along the street,step by step. Wind is coming in silence. Another mysterious man approaches. 打更的太监:The weather is dry and things are flammable,take care not catch the fire!I’m 打酱油的! Y与X相遇. X:Ohm,I’m sorry to knock you! Y:Ha-ha,Never mind baby. X:Excuse me,Could you tell me your name? Y:ha ha,I won’t change my name!No matter what happens.I’m the most famous——-YeGucheng(登登登登!).Who are you? X:I’m ximenchuixue. Y(惊讶):Ar,ximenchuixue? X:Yes,what is wrong? Y:I heard that you are the best Martial Arts? X:Great,you know me! Y(抱腿):Please,please…… Don’t kill me!Let me go! X:No,I must kill you! Y:I don’t want to be killed.Let me go! X:No way!You know? Y(突然站起冷冷的说):Don’t force me! X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X(抢过牛奶):Milk,very good!I like drinking it. Y:Please drink it! X(喝完牛奶):Thanks,ha-ha Y:Do you still want to kill me? X:Sure,must!Milk is milk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Very good!Very good!I hope you will not forget what you said! X:I’m sure I won’t! Y:I must give you a lesson!If I don’t beat you this time,I’ll never be having properly!3-2-1-0 X(捂着肚子,蹲下):Ouch,Ouch! Y(大笑):Ha Ha…… X(可怜状):Help!Help!Where is the washroom? Y:What? X:Toliet? Y:What? X:The “WC”? Y:Oh,I see,go along this street and turn right when you see a crossing road! X:Thanks,bye-bye. Y(掏出纸屑吹):This is genuine snow! H:Stop!Protecting the environment is a basic obligation! Y:Who are you? H:Hua—man—-lou!Have you seen ximenchuixue? Y:Yes,he was beaten by me and is in “WC” now,ha…… H(惊讶):Now you are the best in the world! Y:You are right! H:Teriffic!You are the one I’m looking for!Do you want to join in me? Y:Yes,It’s very good. H:Ok,follow me; let’s go! Y:Ok,Let’s go! (To be continued…)