游戏英语对话搞笑

A：PSSTB;WhatA;What is this in English?B:It is a watchA:Ho do you spell thatB:T-H-A-T（不太好笑）

电话铃声响﹐小女孩接起电话听筒....男人﹕“喂﹐小娃儿﹐我是爸爸﹐妈妈在哪儿﹖”小女孩﹕“妈妈和陈叔叔在楼上的房间。”男人有点生气地说﹕“哪个陈叔叔﹖我们家不认识叫陈叔叔的人啊﹗”小女孩﹕“有啊﹐每次你上班后就来找妈妈的陈叔叔啊。”过了不久﹐男人沉住气冷静地说﹕“小娃儿﹐我们来玩个游戏好不好。”小女孩兴奋地说﹕“好哇﹗”男人﹕“你先去楼上的房间﹐然后大声喊 "爸爸回来啦﹗"过后再来听电话。”小女孩照着做了﹐不久听到一阵惨叫﹐小女孩跟着听电话.....男人﹕“妈妈怎么了﹖”小女孩﹕“妈妈听到你回来后﹐就冲出房间﹐不小心从楼梯跌下来﹐现在不动了。”男人有点满意地接着问﹕“哪.....陈叔叔呢﹖”小女孩﹕“我看到他从房间的窗口跳下游泳池﹐可是他好像忘记爸爸前天为了清理游泳池已把水放了﹐现在他躺在游泳池底﹐也不动了。”男人沉默了一阵子男人﹕“游.......游泳池﹖.........请问这里号码是不是 881。。。。。﹖”小女孩﹕“不是。”男人﹕“噢﹐抱歉﹐打错电话了Telephone sound receiver接起电话little girl .... man: "Hey, small娃儿, I am a mother and father where?" Little girl: "Mom and Uncle Chen's room upstairs." Somewhat of men angrily said: "What Uncle Chan?叫陈our uncle did not know the people, ah!" little girl: "There are, ah, every time you come to work after her mother's uncle ah Chen." But soon enough, a man calmly沉住气said: "Small娃儿, we play a good game." The little girl said excitedly: "Yes!" men: "You go upstairs room, and then yelled," Daddy come back to it! "After listening to phone again."照着做little girl, and soon heard a scream, little girl ..... men followed the phone: "how a mother?" The little girl: "Mother heard you came back, on out of the room, accidentally fell off the stairs, do not move. "satisfaction a little man then asked:" What does uncle ..... CHAN? "little girl:" I saw him jump from the window of the room Under the swimming pool, but he seems to forget that his father had been swimming the day before yesterday in order to clean up water release, and now lying in his swimming pool at the end, not moving. "a man of silence for a while men:" Swimming Pool ....... YOU? ......... I would like to ask here is not a 881 number is 。。。。。?" little girl: "no." Man: "Oh, sorry, wrong phone the

有个国王要找驸马,但要求要让一头牛先点头再摇头最后跳进水有个人自告奋勇的牵一头牛 到了河边说:听说你很牛B 牛点头 说:你认识我不 牛摇头这人拎起一把刀叉牛,牛跳进了水里,国王说这样太残忍了于是那个再来一次他有牵了那一头牛到了河边问:认识我不牛急忙点头问:还牛B不牛马上摇头说:知道怎么做了吧牛一下子就跳进了水里我不知道对不对啊Prince Consort have a horse to find the king, but the request to allow a cow to his head and then jumped into the water, shaking his head the last of the individual volunteered to lead a cow to the river, said: I heard that you are nodding Niu Niu B said: Do you know that I am not shaking his head cattle who picked up a knife and fork cattle, cattle jumped into the water, King said that the result is too cruel that again that he has led the cow to the river Q: I do not understand the cattle nodded hastily asked: Niu B also does not Niu shaking his head at once said: you know how to do the cow jumped into the water immediately

I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! " 我刚咬破自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗？”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。 “是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？” “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。” Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？ Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。