英语神级翻译

Fuck the world if u are rich

or use your hand

穷则独善其身

达则兼济天下

I'm not the only one

我并非唯一单身狗

why are you being so long？

你咋这么浪呢

You share rose get fun

True share man you show being are by me

鱼香肉丝盖饭

出校门右手边二百米

"No woman wearing perfume has no future." This is ms chanel's favorite quote famous French poet, Paul. Riley's words. She thought: an elegantly dressed woman, is also a charming woman. "Perfume to have fairly large effect our mood, as long as with a little, it can bring us into a different state of mind, make us become more confident, more romantic and elegant. It not only can make women look more hasten is perfect, also can make men enjoy an atmosphere of magnificent. Coordinator said perfume is "liquid diamond." While women are also known as the coordinator for "mixed fragrance of artists all over the world."Sweet sweet woman in hurry and reside for a short moment, if be revealed or wild, or elegant, or simple, or costly, you may suddenly think of memory from a person, a custom, a faded old issues. Women perfume from the depths of the soul, and such as quietly flying DieWu, conveys the mood of a woman and look forward to. LianBu light moved, like nuances curled up, this world, because of the perfume, woman also is more like a woman.

看剧多年， 对于我们这些广大影迷剧粉来说，字幕组都是活雷锋般的存在。 他们上知天文下通地理，三教九流更是无所不知。 也许他们的英文足够好 也许他们是专业英语翻译， 但看了下面的图片 ，你一定会发现， 翻译可不是只靠英文水平 ，更要靠“脑洞大开”! 1.首先来一个经典的不能再经典的《泰坦尼克号》里的大神级翻译，没有之一：捷克斯洛伐克！为了电影字幕不被和谐字幕君也是拼了啊，必须给你加鸡腿！ 2.翻译车祸现场～ 我深深的被这位字幕君感动了，太诚实了吧！这个眼神我仿佛感受到字幕君的无奈～ 3.诗仙级翻译～当然还有大神级的翻译，都会作诗了！ 4.萌系翻译～这个狗子一定很可爱吧！ 5.这翻译太china了，估计是还珠格格的铁粉吧！ 6.学霸型翻译这个字幕君绝对是文科生里的学霸，出口成诗有木有～ 7.浑水摸鱼型翻译 下面这两个翻译就有点不负责任了，连我这个英语四六级没过的人都知道怎么翻译，难道你们的良心不会痛吗？8.骂人不带脏字型翻译，自己感受，真实又贴切！9.字幕君崩溃型翻译 先说这些吧，欢迎喜欢电影的朋友们在评论区里补充一些有趣的神翻译～ 近几年美剧在国内越来越受欢迎一些美剧IP更是火爆。由于中国外语水平普遍不高如果没有字幕的话看起美剧来会很费劲这也催生出了除了字幕组这一行业。因为对字幕组需求量大也使得各字幕组鱼龙混杂，进而也出现了各类神翻译: 就你这觉悟，一看就是上山下乡的好苗子，五年计划就需要这样的思想。 你这样的工作态度会让你失业的据我所知只有国内才有充话费送礼品的活动吧，再说这孩子可是你跟布拉德皮特生的吧。先不说三鹿奶粉，莫非世界上的毒药原产地都是中国么 三鹿虽然停产多年但江湖上还在续写它的传说 你确定不是电视节目主持人做的别骗自己了，你并没有吃到鸡，这只是一个心里安慰而已121 熊熊烈日下 蛋蛋火上蒸 这样的清流可不是天天能看到的 雷神三话剧片段 正常翻译:你只是一个蓝皮肤的冰宝宝 嗯没错，三公主的确是个小蓝人 但是……你告诉我小蓝冰棍是什么鬼？啊？从哪找的这么帅的冰棍？我也去找找？ 此处插播一段: 在漫画里，洛基亲生的父亲劳菲抓住洛基一口吞了(吞了…你就这么对你亲生儿砸的？)但生命力顽强的洛基不但没死还拿着短剑切开了劳菲的心脏(…和亲爹一样，是个狠人…啊不，狠神) 站在王座上的洛基:老爸看到我现在这样一定会很骄傲，如果我没用剑切开他心脏的话。 一群比洛基大无数倍的冰霜巨人跪在王座前[kneel！！(喵！！)] 插播告诉我们:不是什么东西都可以吃，即使对方是个小蓝冰棍 最后送一波图 来自美剧《破产姐妹》 来来来，字幕组教你女生名字的100种翻译法。

每一年的四六级考试都是让大学生特别苦恼的事情，但是很多大学生在四六级考试当中，翻译都是特别搞笑的，比如说我见过最神的翻译是吧，热水翻译为glu glu water，我觉得这样子的人真的是特别有趣，他有一颗有趣的灵魂，还有人把黄山翻译为yellow mountain成这完全是中国式的翻译

"A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future." – It was the favorite quote of Ms. Chanel from Paul Valery, a famous French poet. She believes that an elegantly dressed woman should at the same time be the one with charming air. Perfume really makes a difference on your feelings. A little perfume can take you into a different mood where you become more confident, romantic and elegant. It not only helps to dress up a perfect woman, but also appeals to men by creating an enjoyable atmosphere. Perfume mixers call perfume the “liquid diamond”, while women call the perfume mixers the “artists who make the world fragrant.” At any moment when a sweet-smelling woman passes by or stops, she will, visibly or secretly, make one feel her wilderness, elegance, simplicity or luxury. This is the moment that suddenly brings someone, something or some old stories back to you, when you think they are fading out from your memory. Perfume releases itself from the inner most soul of women, to express their feelings and expectations like a butterfly that flies quietly. Following her soft steps and sweet scent, the world is so lovely with perfume that makes women more womanlike. 唉，楼主太心急了嘛。

“ A woman who doesn't wear perfume has no future." this is Mrs Chanel favourite quotation from Paul riley. she firmly believes:" a woman with elegant dress must be a woman full of charming."a good perfume works effectively for our moods, just a little bit, and you feel different minds with more confidnece, romatic and elegant. it can make a woman more beautiful by attracting men losing themselves in scent. perfume-makers entitle " liquid diamond" to good perfumes , while women believe a perfume maker is the artist of magic fragrance in the world.A moment she passing by, or short staying, tells her indistinct nature. it could be wild, elegant, capable or maybe luxurious, which reminds you a missing person, a scenery, or a fade memory. A woman scent comes form her deep soul, like a butterfly in the sky, tells her own unique story. flower blooming in Spring and leaf falling in autumn, in this world, the perfume named women as women herself.

If you do not leave me, I will by your side until the life end.翻译一：如果你不离开我，我们会死在一起。(中学水平)翻译二：如果不滚开，我就和你同归于尽。(四级水平)翻译三：你若不离不弃，我必生死相依。(六级水平：小编当时想到的是这种！！！)