英语话剧6人

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧） Source: 2007-03-30 12:03:58 恒星英语学习网 Favorite Wanderseveryfivemiles 焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum? JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo andtellhim.(下) L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下) Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty! (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself. JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback! J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet! (突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- J:Giveusallyourmoney! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou? L(哭状):Ihurtalot! J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下) L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下) (音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)

6人英语话剧剧本 （一）

Character descriptions:

（G）George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.

（K）Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.

（T）Tida - He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.

（M）Mancy-She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.

（A）Annie -She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.

Plot:

There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……

SceneⅠ

（In Girls’ Dorm）

M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.

A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. （They walk hand in hand.）

M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. （They look at each other, and cross their fingers.）

OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.

SceneⅡ

（Boys’ Dorm）

Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.

M: What’s the most important thing for you?

G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.

M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.

T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.

K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.

（George and Mancy just keep talking.）

M: George, you’re so humorous.

T: （hits the desk） No more talking.

（At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.

Annie calls Mancy.）

M: Hello, this is Mancy.

A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?

M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George……

A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.

M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.

SceneⅢ

（In class）

K: Sorry, I’m late.

（Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.）

K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.

G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.

T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.

K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.

T: Oh…OK.

A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?

M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.

A: Who was with you? George?

M: Yes…

A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.

M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.

A: I don’t think so.

K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.

T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.

（The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.）

Scene Ⅳ

（On the road）

M: Where are we going?

G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.

M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.

G: That’s OK.

Oh, no!  （ George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.）

SceneⅤ

（In the hospital）

M: Are you OK?

G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?

M: Just a little hurt.

G: I’m so sorry.

M: No, don’t say that.

G: But the surprise …

M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?

G: Maybe I need a walking stick.

Scene Ⅵ

（In the boys’ dorm）

K: What happened to you?

G: I had a motorcycle accident.

T: Are you OK?

G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot

K: How did it happen?

G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.

T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?

G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!

K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.

T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.

G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.

T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?

K: We can help him go to class.

T: That’s a good idea.

G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.

K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.

T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.

Scene Ⅶ

（In the girls’ dorm）

A: Oh, my…Are you OK?

M: I feel just a little painful.

A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?

M: I’ve already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.

A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner…

M: Really? Where will we go?

A: Hung-Lin, of course.

M: Oh, no!

6人英语话剧剧本 （二）

Cast

Raymond: Raymond

Kemp: Raymond’s father

Michelle: a passerby

Grace: a composer

Peggy: piano teacher

Heather: a composer

Summary

This play is about a singer’s life. When Raymond was a child, his father found him having a great gift for music. So, he began to learn some musical instruments. He joined lots of contests and also became a music writer. Besides, he liked singing very much. He wanted to have an album of his own. Could his dream come true? Let’s take a look.

SCENE I

（Raymond’s home）

R’s F: Welcome to my house. It’s a little messy. Make yourself at home.

PT: That’s OK. We haven’t seen each other for a long time since we graduated from college. You haven’t changed much. Is someone playing piano in your house?

R’s F: Yeah it’s my son. Hey, Raymond. Can you stop making noise? You have been playing the piano all day long.

PT: He’s playing the piano very well.

R’s F: Thank you. The piano is his birthday gift from his mother when he was 12 years old. He has played the piano every day since then.

PT: I think that he has potential playing the piano. I’m a music professor at Tunghai University. If it’s OK with you, I want to teach him how to play.

R’s F: Great! Thank you. I think that his mother would agree, too.

SCENE II

（Raymond was in his music class one afternoon.）

R: I’ve already made a mistake at this part many times. I don’t think I can play the piano well.

PT: Why do you think so? I think you have great talent. You can try to take part in some music contests. You might win.

R: Are you sure? Do you really think I can join contests?

PT: Sure! I believe that you’ll become a wonderful pianist in the future. But you must first study with me step by step. Do not give up.

R: I know. Since my mother passed away, no one has taught me how to play the piano. Thank you so much!

PT: As long as you practice hard, I’ll be happy. By the way, I’m going to move to the States next month. I’m very sorry I can’t teach you anymore.

R: What? You mean…You can’t continue teaching me to play the piano?

PT: Yes. I’m so sorry. I’ve got some serious illness so I have to receive some medical treatment in America.

R: I’m very sad to hear that. Hope that you can recover as soon as possible.

PT: Whether I continue teaching you or not, you should hold on to your dream: to become a famous musician.

R: I’ll always remember what you said.

SCENE III

（Seven years later, Raymond created his own songs and joined many contests.

But no one liked to listen to his songs. For the past 7 years, he often suffered from unpopularity. However, Raymond still wrote some new songs and sent them to a record company.）

Raymond: Sir, these are my songs. Please listen to them.

C1: （To composer 2） I think his songs are pretty good, but…

C2: But the style is not very favorable in the market, right?

C1: Well, how about changing his style?

C2: That sounds great. We can make some small changes in his songs, and let the music company try to produce a new album for him.

C1: So…tell him to come over and discuss the details.

C2: （To Raymond） We think your songs have potential. You can make some changes in them. And then, we can help you to publish them. You might become a super star.

R: Thank you! But I don’t want any changes in my songs. So I think we can’t work together this time. Sorry!

C1: Hmm… OK! Suit yourself!

SCENE IV

（Raymond left the company and walked on the street. He thought if should change his style in the music and publish his songs. But he had no ideas. And then, he began to sing songs on the street.）

R: （ singing ）

（A passerby looked at him.）

P: You really have a good voice. I think you can think about signing a contract with us.

R: Really? Do you really think I have a good voice? But, why don’t you think my style is strange? Why don’t you suggest I change it?

P: No! No! No! I like your style. I think you’re the right person for us. Let’s work together and our company will publish a new album for you! My name is Michelle. I’ll call you soon.

R: This is my phone number.

P: OK. Bye-bye.

SCENE V

（One day, Raymond got a call from a foreign company.）

Stranger: Is this Raymond?

Raymond: Speaking.

Stranger: This is a singing company. We appreciate your creation very much. We want to buy your copyright. We hope you can think about it seriously. If you want, you can come to America. We’ll pay for the plane ticket.

Raymond: OK, when?

Stranger: Next week.

（After that, Raymond published his first album and everyone liked his songs very much. He became a super star in America.）

SCENE VI

Stranger: Congratulations! This concert is very successful. Our boss wants to see you.

Raymond: Who is he? I don’t know him.

Stranger: Don’t ask so much. You’ll know when you see him.

（The stranger brings him to a large c

ompany.）

Raymond: Where is this?

Stranger: It’s the boss’s office. Please wait,

（A pretty lady came into the room.）

Raymond: Excuse me. Where’s your boss? I’m waiting for him.

Michelle: I’m the boss. Don’t you remember me?

Raymond: Oh, it’s you! So you’re my boss. Oh, my! I can’t believe this. It’s fate.

Michelle: It’s my mother’s last wish. She hoped you could be popular in America. She said you were the best student she had ever taught.

Raymond: She was my best teacher, too

6人英语话剧剧本 （三）

Toni:Mike, I really had fun today.

Mike: Well I must say, today has gone pretty much the same for me too. So far. Knock on

wood. Alright, do you like card tricks?

Toni: They're my favorite.

Mike: Alright. Pick a card, any card. Ok. Alright. Now think of that card.

Toni: The whole card?

Mike: Yeah, the whole thing. Ok, now, was your card the ace of spades?

Toni: No.

Mike: Ok, what does that say?

Toni: It says…No way, you read my mind!

Mike: Yeah. And I can read your thought too. Shame on you.

Toni: Shame on you.

Mike: Julie!

Julie: Don’t mind me.

Toni: Mike, who is this woman, and what's she doing with your shorts?

Mike: Ah, she's an employee. That will be all my good woman.

Julie: Mike, a word.

Mike: Later. You know you pay someone a salary and they think they own you.

Julie: Mike, you know you are not allowed to have girls in your room.

Toni: What are you, babe.

Julie: Dinner's on as soon as your mother gets home.

Toni: Mother?

Mike: Ah, listen. Toni, where were we?

Toni: Mike, I'm very sorry but I've got to leave.

Mike: Hey, no, no, no, no, Toni. Come on. Don’t listen to Julie. I mean she's just someone that

my parents hired to take care of my stupid little sister.

Toni: No, see. I just don’t date guys who aren't allowed to have girls in their rooms. I have a

reputation.

Mike: Toni, Toni, Toni. Come on. You just can’t do this. Walking into my room. Turn off the

lights. Start talking suggestive, and then just leave?

Toni: Mike, I'm dumb, but I’m not stupid.

Mike: hey look Julie. Who the heck gave you permission to come barging up to my place any

time you want. And who the heck gave you a key?

Julie: You did, right after you said "Julie, come up to my place any time you want".

Mike: Look, I withdraw that permission and you give me back my key. You know, you have no

right to come barging into my, my uh

Julie: Into your what?

Mike: Into my what what.

Julie: You're the one talking.

Mike: Yeah, well, well look. I'd appreciate