四人英语情景剧

新白蛇传旁白:ItwasabeautifulnightwhenXuXianandBaiSuzhencameoutoftheQiantangRiverCinemaafterfinishingamovie.Themoonlightwassosoft,anditseemedtosuggestthatsomethingunusualwasabouttohappen.(在一个月朗星稀的夜晚，许仙和白素贞看完电影从钱塘江电影院走出来，二人亲密无比。)《千年等一回》前奏响起。白素贞:Honey,whatdoyouthinkofthemovieTitanicwesawjustnow?Isitromantic?(语气娇柔，动作妩媚的抚摸着高耸的肚子)许仙:Sweet,whereverwego,whateverwedo,Iwillfeeleverythingromantic,aslongasyouloveme.(满脸满足的微笑，伸手抚摸白素贞的脸)白素贞:Darling….(学泰坦尼克里的rose姿势)许仙:Love…(无比深情，搂着白素贞的腰;模仿泰坦尼克)白素贞:Musician!Changethesong!!旁白:Stopyoutwo!AsIcanimagine,nooneoftheaudiencewantstoknowwhatyouwilldonext!Meanwhile,bothofyouaresoignorantofyourignorance,‘causethedangerisonlyabreathaway.See!Whoishim!(法海跳到两人面前，音乐声落下。)法海:Stopthere!(用手指着白素贞，语气凶狠，满脸怨恨)Sodisgusting!Ican’tstanditanymore!BaiSuzhe,whyareyousocool-bloodytome!YouknowIloveyou,youknowtheoneIloveallacrosstheworldareyou.Butwhyyoudidn’tchooseme?Tellmewhy,whyyoudidn’tgivemeyourhand?Tellmewhy,istheresomethingIhavemissed?许仙:(语气不屑)Baby,whoisthisoldguy?Besides,whatishetalkingabout?白素贞:(一脸不屑的看看法海，转过头微笑的看着许仙)，Ohdear,thereisnoneedforustocarehim.Heisjustamadmanwhoalwayssendsshortmessagesatnighttometotellmehowlonelyheisandhowmuchhelovesme.ButIneverfalllovewithhim,honey,onlyyou,onlyyou,onlyyouareabletokeepmycompanytotheendofmylife.法海:(手指气到颤抖的指着白素贞)BaiSuzhen，why?Tellmewhy,doesishavetobethis?白素贞:(语气骄傲)OK!Nowletmetellyouthereasons!LookatXuXian,heishandsomecharmingcleverandsmart.Meanwhileheissorichthathehasmanyhousesandcars.Asallgirlssitheretodayknow,thesearethebasicsofthemarriagesinthe21century.(用手抚摸着肚子)What’smore,look,here,understand?许仙:(语气骄傲)Guy,youaresopoor.Lookatyourself,inrags,howcanyouguaranteeherhappiness?Youarejustgood-of-nothing!Getaway!Andkeepdistancefrommywifeforever!法海:(语气凶狠)BaiSuzhen,youaresocruel!Well,well,Iamstillheretokillyou,you,monster!许仙:(冲上前，把白素贞挡在自己身后)Honey,don’tbefrightened!(拍拍胸脯)Iwillprotectyoufromthecrazy!Trustme!IamgoodatChineseKungfu!法海:BaiSuzhen,Iwillkillyou!Killyou!(从怀里拿出金帛，全场顿时金光闪)许仙:aaaa(吓到躲到白素贞身后)法海:Infact,youaregood-of-nothing!白素贞:(一脸镇定)Dear,neverbescared!Icanmanageit.许仙:(惊恐)Buthehasaweapon,whileyoudon’t.Youforgettobringyoursword,youarealwaysthatcareless!Itoldyounottothrownearby!旁白:Oh,thefightingstarted!Itwasreallyaheatedfight,thunder,lighting,storm,andsoon.Ofcoursewedon’thavetheopportunitytoseethelive.Nevertheless,itdoesn’tmatter,‘causethehighpointiscoming…白素贞(将肚子里的书包扔出来，狂哭):Oh,mygod!Mysonisgone!Heisgone!法海:BaiSuzhen,itisyourrevenge,youknow,itisnotmyfault…白素贞:Fahai!Heisjustanewlife,howcanyoukillhim!Howcan!法海:Itdoesn’tmatterifyoulovemeornot,loveisrightthere,nottochange.Itdoesn’tmatteryouarewithmeornot,myhandisinyours.Letmeembraceyou,orletmeinyourheart.许仙:Nodoor!Whatthehelldoyouwanttodo!法海:You’dbetternotspeak,otherwise,Iwillkillyoufirst!许仙:Iwon’tshutupuntilyouswearthatyouwillletmego…Otherwise,Iwillgivesomecolorseesee!白素贞:Honey,aren’tyougoodatChineseKungfu?Comeon,andbeathim!许仙:ButIdon’tthinkIcanwin.IamonlyeatingChinesetofu…法海:hah,hah.BaiSuzhen,youhavenowayout!白素贞:Fahai,letushaveabreakfirst.It’sunfairforustofightwhenyouhaveweaponswhileIdon’t.Therefore,whataboutmagicpowerPK?法海:MagicpowerPK?OK!许仙:Honey,comeon!Ibelieveyouarethebest!白素贞开始魔术表演。Fahai,canyouguesswhatthesuitofthecardis?Ifyoumakeit,Iacknowledgethedefeat.Ifnot,yougetoutofhereassoonaspossible!法海:well…huh…..I…I…don’tknow.ButIdon’tthinkyouknowthat!白素贞:It’s…法海:Howcan!Howcanyoumanageit!Idon’tbelieve!Youmustbecheating!白素贞:No,Ineverdothat法海:Or,youmusttellmethesecret!白素贞:No,Ican’t!Otherwise,Iwilllosethecapacitytoprotectmyselfandmyhusband.法海:Then,youwillregretwhatyouhavedonetodaywhenyouareinthehell!旁白:ItwasattheexactlymomentthatFahaidefeatedBaiSuzhenwithhisweapons.Themoonwasgone,thenightbecamethatdark,andIcanevenheardthewindcrying….白素贞:(悲伤)Dear,Idon’twannaleaveyoualone!许仙:(悲伤)Dear,no!Don’tgo,Ineedyou!(白素贞退场，许仙倒地。)许仙:(用手指着法海，悲伤到颤抖)Fahai,whereismywife?Whereisshe!Whatwillyoudotoher!Sheissoweakthateventhewindcansweepheraway…法海:(站在许仙面前，骄傲大笑)哈哈哈，许仙，Iwillcookthissnakeandthatismyrevenge!哈哈哈哈!许仙:No!No!旁白:Asyoucansee,XuXianisheart-broken.Butlook,whathewilldonext…法海大笑着退场，许仙悲伤中缓缓起身，《二泉映月》响起。许仙悲伤地，缓缓地从怀里掏出手机。许仙:Hello,isitthesecretaryofme?Haveyoutheassuranceformywife?No?Oh,no!许仙挂了电话，动作缓慢地把手机放进口袋。《北风吹雪花飘》许仙:Oh,mymoney!Money!Whydoyoudisappearevenmorequickthanmywife?《北风吹雪花飘》落下，《千年等一回》再次响起，小青撑伞上。许仙眼睛直勾勾看着小青许仙:umbrellaunfurls,aloneandlost,downtherainylane,longingforalilaclikeher…Mz，mayIknowyourname?小青:Mynameis…XiaoQing…许仙追出去。法海(上):Itdoesn’tmatterwhetheryouseemeornot,Iamstandingherewithnoemotions.Itdoesn’tmatterwhetheryoumissmeornot,thefeelingisrightthere,notgone.

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英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 Wanders every five miles 焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short) 焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC) (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) My God!Who can help me?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum? JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up? JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’m back! LM:You are back?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(下) L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下) Act3(J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet? J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back! J(立正敬礼):Yes madam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Give us all your money! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple! J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet! (突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by me! B:And I planted one tree. C:If you want to go by this street--- J:Give us all your money! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you? L(哭状):I hurt a lot! J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下) L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下) (音乐起 Can You Celebrate)

公园记（四人课堂话剧）A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生。（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊A：可„„先生„„您听我说„„（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲„„1/3页F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？E：是啊，是啊。（E傻傻地拼命点头）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:Get away,get away,dirty man.A:Sir,sir!!B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?A:But....sir....please listen to me.....B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?E:Yes,yes.C:Ai,men is so silly.

四人英语话剧剧本-The Rolling OrangeThe Rolling Orange讲述桔子的故事。一天早上，桔子一家醒来，发现人们开着卡车，搬着梯子，来摘桔子了，快来看看他们的命运如何吧。人物Tom: Father OrangeKlye: Mother OrangeWallis: Older Sister Orange Jessie: Little Brother OrangeCharactersFather Orange: He is a middle-aged, considerate, and thoughtful man.Mother Orange: She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father. She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange: She is young , energetic, and competitive .Little Brother Orange: He is the youngest and, therefore, a little spoiled.SCENE I 场景一：果园One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day . An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard. )Father: I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning). Mother: Well, it wasn’t the first time to be like this.Sister: A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother: That really scared me. They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister: (Afraid suddenly) Oh! My friends were grabbed and put into large bags. I could hear them yell for help.Father: Hey! We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise, they’ll notice us.Mother: But it’s useless.Sister: Oh, God! We’re discovered!Brother: Oh! We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches. What will we do for food and water?Sister: It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers. Mother: Well, we’ll just have to do our best. Father: Yeah!SCENE II On a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour, they are placed on a fruit stand. )Sister: Gee! This place is so cold and desolate. I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother: I tried to make friends with these people on our way here, but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared. (Suddenly)Sister: Oh! Mother! How could they do that?Mother: What are you talking about?Brother: I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look). Father: What did you see?Sister: My friends were cut up and eaten. How could they do that? I’m so scared. Father: Now, children, be calm. Mother: Sh~ Someone’s coming. Father: Try to be quiet.Sister: I don’t want to be taken away. Brother: Oh! My friend’s being taken away. Sister: Your friend looks so fat.Mother: If we look sour, maybe we won’t be taken away. Brother: That’s a bright idea. But how could we look sour? Mother: Now, children, stop being scared and calm down. Father: Oh! No! I’m being looked at.Mother: I told you not to eat so much. Now you look so fat and juicy. (Father is being taken away.)Brother: Oh, no, Dad!Father: (Sadly) Good bye, children.Sister: Oh! Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away. Mother: Oh, no!Brother: Stop that. Our father can’t be taken away. Mother: Look, he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister: Hey! The cart’s wheels are going out of the store. Brother: A car’s pulling up.Mother: Oh, no! His bag is being picked up. Sister: But it’s breaking. And Dad’s falling out. Brother: Dad’s rolling away.All: (Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL! ROLL! He’s getting away. Sister & Brother: Yip! Yip! Hurray for Dad! Mother: Oh! Thank God.