英语对话剧本三人

英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator(N),Salesman(S),Dad(D),Maggi(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P) Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty sale sman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello,do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate.My candies arevery popular,I don’t know why.The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,he hehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! 糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场) Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩） (小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let’s ask him. A: OK! C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！ M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（轻蔑） M&A: Money?(对视) M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场) M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea!(全部下场) Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home） N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报) M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us! M: We know you play so well! (爸爸诧异地看着孩子) D: Oh? What a bright day today! M&A: Please, dad!(哀求) D:OKOK! Let’s. (取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course! (开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。) D: What’s the matter? M: Dad, we have no money! A: Can we have some please? D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate. A: They look so sweet and nice! M: Other students always buy them! D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间) M: What shall we do now? A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说) M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边) M: Dad, I want a new eraser! A: I want a longer ruler! M&A: Dad, please！ D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money! M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看) A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺） D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know? M&A: Yes, sir! D: Here you are !( 给钱) M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场) N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache. (孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛) M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场） A: ……. D: What’s wrong? M: I’ve a stomachache! A: Me too! D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate? M: Yes. We had some candies just now. A: I had some too! D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气） M: But they look nice! A: And tastes good! M&A: Aiyo…… D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look! M&A: OK. Scene 4: (At the school gate) N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away. (正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩) P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now! C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩) S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And… C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy! M&A: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…（指着小贩） D: He? (警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩) P: What’s the matter with them? D: They got a stomachache after having his candies. S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And…… P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.（非常严厉） S: OK. I know. (羞愧) C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home. Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health. D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you? M&A: OK, dad! P: Let’s take them to the hospital now. D: OK, Let’s go. N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon.

人物：A， B， CA和B为朋友C 为小偷A and B waits for the bus with hands full of shopping bags. A carrying expensive LV handbag. C stands next to A.The bus comes and all three board the bus.A: I'm tired out from all that shopping!B: Yeah but we managed to get quite a few good bargains!C looks around, a little nervous. Stands closer to AThe road is a little bumpy and the stuffy air is somewhat uncomfortable. A turns to CA(to C): Excuse me, sir. Can you stop leaning towards me?C: sorry (move away)B: Are you alright?A: Yes, but he makes me feel uncomfortable.B: Relax, we only have 2 more stops to go. 公车继续向前C turn to A C：May I know which stop to alight to get to XX mall?A is not sure and asks B, turning her head away from C. C took the chance to put his hand into A's handbag, A is oblivious as she/he is busy talking to B.A: *give directions to C* take 4 more stops from here and alight, walk north until you see a McDonalds, and then turn right, you should see the shopping mallC puts something into his bagC: thank you.C accidentally drops something from his bagA: Wait a minute! What is my keychain doing in your bag?C looks at A nervouslyA: are you a pickpocket?C: no...I...(door opens, C runs to the door)B grabs C as C run past BC: I'm sorry. I'm urgently in need of cash so...A: Please return my purse and promise you would not do it again.C: yes I promise.B：alright, we'll let you off this time but don't let us catch you doing it again.

剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员演出的依据。与剧本类似的词汇还包括脚本、剧作等等。它是以代言体方式为主，表现故事情节的文学样式。剧本主要分为文学剧本与摄影剧本。

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒

J:沙僧

B:白骨精（何平） B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E: （摸出，递给S）

S: Look,boss （凑近T）……（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（伸手拿回）

T: （缩手）I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: （递）Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!（坐）My stomach doesn’t allow So.

S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……

S: You will what（凶相）？

E: （软禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）。

S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see , boss is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away……

T: Em……It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看）

J: This is……？

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!（走）

T: Let’s play cards!（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（变成B1）

B1: （接近三人，望着）Can I join you?

J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.

B1: （在一旁观看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!

T: Bomb?（打出）

B1: Double King!

T: Oh…I win! Em……，Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!（准备开电网门）

S: （回来，看见B1）Oh,monster!（上前就打）

B1: （倒）Ah……

T: （气愤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!（深呼吸）

S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）

S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱头）

T: （呛住，咳）Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B: （真身出现）Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!（变成太婆）

B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?…（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡）

S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!（S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2）

E&J: Are you Ok, boss?（扶T）

J: Look,（伸食指）how many?

T:Two……（晕乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over!（变成B3）

B3: （看到B1,B2尸体）Oh…，my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!（哭喊）

S: I’ll kill you, monster!（打）

T: （想阻止，未及）You,you……（险些晕，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!

S: （悲，离去）（音乐，营造 "假"悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

J: boss, brother Monkey is……

T: Dont mention that guy any more!

B: （出现） Ha,ha,ha!（三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后"飘"走）

T: （惊）You are……

B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!（E,J去阻斗，被击退）

B: （抓住T）Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha……

S: （悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕）A thousand years later.

T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I cant understand……What happened?

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: How,how did you find out?

S: （沉默）……Monkeys intuition（直觉）

T: Wukong（S不理T）I admit my mistake this time（S仍不理）Im sorry（小声）

S: What?

T: Im sorry.

S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I……am……sorry……（S 捂耳）（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

（谢幕）

A Play:

Buying Medicine

By Liu Qinglin

Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei

S ------- Shopkeeper

D- ---- Doctor Li

O- -----Others （ O1, O2 O3 -----）

Ws ------ Wounded soldiers （ W1, W2,W3 -----）

H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy

W- ---- Woman

J ------ Japanese

Scene1

（ At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.）

D: Good evening, everyone.

Ws: （ Together） Good evening, Dr Li.

D: Hello, let me examine you.

W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. （ W1 is about to fall down.）

D: （Helps him up） Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some

medicine on you.

W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high

fever. He seems fainted.

D: （ Takes W2’s temperature. ） So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.

W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.

D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest.

W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.

（ Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.）

X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.

W1: But there’s no medicine left.

X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.

D: Have you got any money?

X: No.

D: （ Takes off her gold ring.） Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.

X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.

D: But how can you get the medicine without money?

X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.

D and Ws: Be careful!

Scene2

（ Music） （ Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.

When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman）

W: Help! Help!

H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble.

W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.

H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! （ He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives）

X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!

H: It’s none of your business! Go away.

X: I would rather stop you. （ H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down）

X: （To W） Quick! Help me tie him up.

W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.

X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.

H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again

（ W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.）

X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.

H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.

X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! （ X puts his socks into H’s mouth.） Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. （They go down.）

Scene 3

（Music） （X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along）

J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.

X: Here you are!

J1 & J2: （ After reading it.） Hi! Salute. （ They Salute.） （ X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.）

S: Who’s it?

X: It’s me, a customer.

S: （To O1） Go to answer the door.

O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.

S: What can I do far you?

X: （ Hands him the pass.） We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.

S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?

X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. （ Shows him his gun.）

S: All right! All right!

S: （ To O1） Quick! Give him the medicine

O1: All right . （ Hands it to X.） Here you are.

X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.

S: （ To O1） Quick! Close the door.

O1: All right. （ He closes it.）

S: （ Makes a telephone call.） Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!

（ X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.）

J3: Oh, here he is!

js: （Together） Don’t move! Hands up!

H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----

J4: Tie him up. （ They tie him up and beat him.）

H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.

J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. （They go down.）

X: （X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him）

D: Here comes our hero.

Ws: Congratulations.

X: Thank you, everybody.

（ The end ）

L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 旁：旁白

旁：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁？路德？金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文"I have a dream "）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文"this is BBC…）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。

L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!

Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.

L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo

旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.

L: What? Pardon?

Z: Because I’ll get married.

L: Married ? to who?

Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的.Ma Wencai He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.

L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha

旁：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE.当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.

旁：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。

L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.

Z: Liang…shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.

M: You! Get out of here.

L: You! Get out of here!

M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now

Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.

M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way

Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典？

M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典。 I’m just good at 新华字典。

Z: Oh, you liar. Just get out of here!! （to Liang Shanbo） Oh, darling, you must kill me?

L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

Z: （sing）When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni

L: No door! （sing） Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.（sing）

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!

Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.

L: hehehe Really?

Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!

L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?

（to kill）

L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.

Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden（sing）

（sing）

Z: 亲爱的你别杀我，杀了我你也没有好结果

L:亲爱的我也不想杀 可是大家非得要我杀

旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上） Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手）Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng（波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）.Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）Oscar: Honey, how are you?Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）, just so confident~（甩头发）（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水） Oscar: Help, help!Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~Rose: But……what about Oscar?Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.Jack: Do you feel cold?Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）.（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.Jack: Take my girl together.Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）Princess: I am a princess from India.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）. I lose my way.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us fora long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死， 继续叫救命……）（旁白唱my heart will go on，音乐起，全剧终。Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。）.

谢谢大家帮忙 ！ 英语口语考试用的， 最好3个人的对话量是平均的 ~！ TANGKS~~~ 是3人的 ，5分钟以内的！

孙悟空vs猪八戒An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。I am fine. Let’s have a rest later. Look! There is a house overthere.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。老头在一边叹息，擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over heretonight?老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正准备把女儿送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter,tonight. We are allafraid of him.唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he canhelp you.老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着别出来了吧。Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be verycapable. But everytime, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep awaytonight.悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不用管。What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great heis. All of youjust stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。悟空镇定地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲在了门后，露出一段红袖子。猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀！。Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be acouple.猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的模样。八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I amsure that Ican make you happy.小娘子笑着点头，抓耳挠腮。八戒：小娘子，你高兴的时候干嘛要像猴子一样？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?小娘子：我一高兴就觉得痒，所以就抓一抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高兴就好，高兴就好。我们快入洞房吧。Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子里面钻。小娘子作出动脑筋的样子，又把八戒拉回来。八戒：哇，小娘子，你好大的力气啊，干嘛把我拉出来啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful?小娘子：夫君，你这模样进去会吓着我的父母的，还是去你家里吧。Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go toyour home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我们这就走吧。Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.两人走了几步，小女子做出腿疼摔了一下的样子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的样子。小女子：我一个弱女子，哪里能走这么远？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?八戒：背你？好，好，好。谁让你是我的媳妇呢？Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我们这就出发了。Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒头上一点）：走吧，呆子。Okay. Let’s go.音乐响起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在台上走一圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的样子。小女子在他背上抓耳挠腮，非常高兴。八戒：小娘子，你怎么这么重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy?小女子：不是我重，只怕是你不想背我吧？Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。Yes, I do. I do.继续艰难地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒体力不支，一跤摔倒，小女子倒地之后，灵活地越上台上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的样子，再做出摔疼了的样子在那里呻吟。八戒听到女子的呻吟，忙东张西望找小媳妇。八戒：娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，摔着了没有？娘子，你摔到哪去了？怎么看不见你了？Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?小女子（偷偷地笑，再装作痛苦的样子）：夫君，我在这里呢。Honey, I am here.八戒：哇，娘子, 你怎么摔到高的地方去了？Darling. Why did you go up there?小女子：还不是你这呆子害的。That's your fault.八戒：对不起，娘子。对不起，娘子。Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.小女子：看你这么辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.八戒：太好了。 我们就休息一下吧！Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest.八戒听了高兴地坐在下面休息，小女子仔细地打量他。小女子（撒娇地）：夫君，你是哪里的神仙，我都还不知道，怎么能嫁给你呢？你可要告诉我。Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from.You must tell methe truth first.八戒：唉，别提了，想当年我本是天上的天篷元帅，上天入地，八面威风。只因冒犯了嫦娥，被玉帝贬下凡尘，错投了猪胎，长成这般模样。Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly betweenheaven and theworld. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. SoI became a pig.That’s why I am so ugly.小女子：亏你长得这么丑，还敢出来见人。You look too ugly to meet people.八戒：本来我也不想出来，只是南海观音点化我，叫我在这里等候前往西天的取经人。等了这么久，也不见，便出来逛逛，能碰到娘子你，是我一生的造化，还管它什么西天取经呢？（八戒高兴地过去想拉小女子的手）I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait forTangseng. I've beenwaiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meetyou here.小女子（把手甩开）：你说自己是天上的神仙，怎么连我都背不动，真让人难以相信。You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t youcarry me? It’simpossible!八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，你干嘛不信呢你。I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?小女子：那你拿出点本事来瞧瞧。Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，让我露两手来给你看看。OK, let me show you my gongfu.从石头后拿出钉钯，舞了起来。小女子暗暗点头。当八戒的钉色舞到小女子面前时，被小女子一把抓住，往石山后面一拖，八戒被拖了过去。八戒：娘子，你怎么这么大的力气？Darling. Why are you so strong?小女子：有本事你把我拖出去呀。Pull me out if you can .八戒做出用力拖的样子，没有发现拖出来的却是悟空。悟空一松手，八戒摔倒在地。八戒：娘子，你怎么这么狠心把我摔倒了? 不要开玩笑了。How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是谁！You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?八戒一看，吓得跳起来：齐天大圣，我的妈呀。My god! You are Mahatma!八戒转身想跑，被悟空拦住，两人打了起来，八戒不是对手，被悟空压住，不能动弹。悟空：呆子，你可还敢在这里害人不成？You silly! Dare you harm others any more?八戒：不敢了，不敢了。No, I dare not!悟空： 你可还敢在这里娶媳妇？Dare you wive yet?八戒：不敢了。大圣爷爷饶我。No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.悟空：量你也不敢。I bet you dare not.悟空放开，八戒转身想跑，被悟空一把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。悟空：呆子，想往哪里去？You silly, where are you going?八戒：我已答应你，不再闹事了，干嘛还不放我走？I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?悟空：呆子，我带你去见取经人。You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker.八戒：什么？取经人来了？What? Has Tangseng come?悟空：走吧。Yes. Let's go!两人在台上走半圈，来到房前。悟空：师傅，出来吧，这妖怪已经被我降服了。Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !唐僧等人走了出来，老头一家还有些战战兢兢。悟空：呆子，还不跪下，见过师傅。You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒忙对着唐僧下跪，口喊师傅。唐僧非常吃惊。Master, nice to meet you here.唐僧：徒儿，这是怎么回事？My prentice, what's up?悟空：师傅，这是观世音菩萨特意让他在此等候陪您上西天取经的。Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.唐僧：哦，多谢观世音菩萨，既然这样我就收你为徒，赐你法名为八戒。I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prenticeand name you Bajie.八戒：谢谢师傅（站了起来）。Thank you, my master!老头：恭喜高僧又收神徒。Congratulations!唐僧：徒儿们，我们上路吧。（八戒还依依不舍地看着小女子）Let's go ahead, my prentices.悟空：八戒，还看什么呢？走了。Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!八戒恋恋不舍地走到前面带路。