用英语讲笑话简单

笑话是幽默的一个属概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑话是民族特有幽默的一种形式。我整理了简短的英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

When they’re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. “All right, you two,” I said sternly. “No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting.”

As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, “C’mon, Steven, let’s get dirty . ”

我五岁的儿子和他的表弟在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。一个星期六，我开始抗议了。“好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。” 我刚转身要走，就听我儿子说：“来，斯蒂文，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”

It’s Good to Admit a Fault

John is not a “good” student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.

“John!” Teacher says angrily.

“What? What’s wrong?” John is awaken.

“Why do you make a face? It’s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.” Teacher says.

“No one is laughing.” The others murmured.

“No, it’s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.” John fells upset.

“Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.” Teacher is satisfied with it.

认错

约翰并不是个“好”学生。他总是在上课的时候睡觉。今天他又睡着了。

“约翰!”老师生气地喊他。

“什么?出什么事了?”约翰醒了。

“你为什么要做鬼脸?这是教室!看看!同学们都在笑!”老师生气地说。

“没有人在笑呀。”其他同学笑声地嘀咕。

“不，不是我。我没有做鬼脸。刚才我睡着了。”约翰感到不安。

“嗯，还不错。你承认自己的错误，还是给好孩子”老师为此感到满意。

Mark is a good boy,but he is not very clean.His face and hands always very dirty.

One day,Mark goes to school.His teacher looks at him and says:"Mark,I know what you eat today.""What?"Mark asks. "Eggs.your face and your mouth tell me that."

"No."Mark says,"not today,but the day before yesterday."

翻译：马克是个好男孩，但他不是很干净。他的手和脸总是很脏。

一天，马克去学校。他的老师看着他，说：“我知道你今天早上吃了什么。”“什么?”马克问道。“鸡蛋。你的脸和嘴告诉了我。”“不，”马克说，“不是今天，是前天。”

英语小笑话带翻译简单

英语小笑话带翻译简单一：

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

"I’d know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我的衣兜里

伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问,"发生了什么事?“

”一个男孩咬了我一口，“伊凡说。

”再见到他时你能认出来吗?"妈妈问。

“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说，“他的`耳朵还在我的衣兜里呢。”

NOTE

recognize v.认出 realize v.认识到(某种事实等)

英语小笑话带翻译简单二：

The Climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

新西兰的气候

老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?

马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。

老师：错了。

马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

NOTE

frozen adj. freeze 的过去分词

冰冻的, 冻僵的, 冻伤的

[美](事实真理等)不可推翻的

英语小笑话带翻译简单三：

The Fourth Element

Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

Student: Soap!

第四元素

老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?

学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。

老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?

学生：肥皂。