简短英语话剧剧本

英语话剧剧本推荐如下：

剧本名字The Bus。

A Story about Love and Stinky Feet。

（5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。）

Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui

Boy B,Old woman。

Scene One：

Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats.

Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.

Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand.

(The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.)

Female student A: We should find a seat for her.

Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her.

(The two boys continue to sleep.)

Female student C: We should find a seat for her.

Female students A & B: Yes.

(Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.)

Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.)

Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady?

Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep)

Female student C: What should we do?

Female student B: Let's ask the other boy.

Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah!

All: (startled)Ah!

Female student B: What happened?

Female student C: Why did you scream?

Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible.

Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady?

(Boy B falls asleep.)

Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady?

Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while?

Female student A: Well, we've tried.

Female student B: The young man is really brash.

Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man)

Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.)

Boy A: Oh! Are you OK?

Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist!

Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat)

Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience.

Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners.

Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal.

Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired.

(At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.)

Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless.

Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.)

Scene Two：

(The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.)

Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees

Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right?

Boy A: What?

Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you?

Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything.

Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right?

Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you?

Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping.

(The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.)

Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig!

Boy A: I didn't mean it.

Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless.

Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry!

Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry.

(Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.)

Boy A: It's not my day today.

Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman.

Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed.

Boy B: Older people know more than us.

Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day.

(Boys A and B don't know what to say. Suddenly the bus driver hits the brake. The old woman bumps into Female student C's hips.)

Female student C: (surprised) You.....

(The old woman looks at Female student C and says nothing.)

Old woman: You have nice hips.

Female student B: I can't believe the old woman is capable of sexual harassment.

Female student C: Maybe nowadays old people are not the same as those in the past.

Female student A: Maybe after losing her husband, she feels lonely.

Female student B: Ah! Here we are. Let's get off.

Female student C: We'd better stay away from those strange people.

(Female students get off the bus.)

Boy B: Who are those strange people? They're real strange. (helps the old woman

up) Are you O.K.? Those young girls have no sympathy.

Old woman: (feels Boy B's hand) You also have a pair of very fine hands.

Boy B: (startled) What?

Boy A: This old woman is also very strange.

Boy B: Let's go!

Old woman: Don't be shy, young man. I have held such kind of hand for a long time.

(Boy B frees himself from the old woman's hand and gets off.)

Old woman: (looks at Boy A) You're nice, too.

Boy A: Hmm, good-bye. (gets off)

演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .正剧：(P,K出场)P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man.P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)（M,F携手进场）:P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?M: Yes, really a good suggestion.（P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰）P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状，因为理由不充分)M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状)P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (诚恳状) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (义正言辞状)P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情)(M不理P)M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作严肃状)F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰状)M: It’s just what I want to say. (赞同状 )F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状)P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹，作难受状)K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作习惯性状，因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒K)K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄状)P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨进厕所，作藐视状，有什么大不了，不就进个厕所吗)M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪状，含有夸奖意)P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕状，因为从末一个人进厕所)M、F、K: (All 晕倒)—— The End

剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员演出的依据。以下是我精心整理的英语短剧剧本，欢迎大家分享。

角色：小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊

characters: hare、dog、monkey、goat

画外音：小兔子肚子饿了，她想找些东西吃。找呀，找了半天。忽然发现小路边的地里长着一根萝卜。

兔：啊，一个萝卜！一个大萝卜！我把它拔出来。

H:Oh,a radish!A big radish!I’ll pull it out.

哎——嗨——呦！哎——嗨——呦！

Ai-----Hay---Yo! Ai---Hay---Yo!

这萝卜太重了。我拔不出来。

The radish is too heavy. I can’t pull it out.

狗：我是小狗。我饿了。哦，兔小姐，你在干什么？

D: I’m a dog. I’m hungry. Oh, Miss hare,What are you doing.

兔：你好，狗先生。一个萝卜，一个大萝卜。它太重了。我拔不出来。

H:Hello,Mr.Dog.A radish,a big radish.It’s too heavy.I can’t pull it out.

狗：我帮你。咱们一起拔。

D:I’ll help you.Let’s pull it together.

兔：谢谢你。咱们一起拔。

H:Thank you .Let’s pull it together.

兔和狗：一、二、开始！哎----嗨----呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，这萝卜太重了。我们拔不出来。

H&D:One,two,begin!Ai---Hay—Yo!Ai—Hay—Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy.We can’t pull it out.

（小猴走了过来）

猴：我是小猴。我饿了。哦，你们在干什么？

M:I’m a monkey. I’m hungry.Oh, What are you doing?

兔和狗：你好，猴先生。一个萝卜，一个大箩卜。它太重了。我们拔不出来。

H&D:Hello,Mr. Monkey. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heauy. We can’t pull it out.

猴：我帮你们。咱们一起拔。

M:I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.

兔和狗：谢谢你。咱们一起拔。

H&D:Thank you. Let’s pull it together.

兔，狗和猴：一，二，开始！哎---嗨---呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，这萝卜太重了。我们拔不出来。

H,D&M:One,two,begin! Ai---Hay---Yo! Ai—Hay---Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy. We can’t pull it out.

（小山羊走了过来）

羊：我是山羊。我饿了。哦，你们在干什么？

G:I’m a goat. I’m hungry.Oh, what are you doing?

狗、兔和猴：你好，山羊先生。一个萝卜，一个大萝卜。它太重了。我们拔不出来。

H,D&M:Hello, Mr.Goat.A radish. a big radish.It’s too heavy. We can’t pull it out.

羊：我帮你们。咱们一起拔。

G:I’ll help you. Let’s pull it together.

狗，兔和猴：谢谢你，咱们一起拔。

H,D&M:Thank you.Let’s pull it together.

兔，狗，猴和羊：一，二，开始。哎—嗨---呦！这萝卜真大，这萝卜真重。哎—嗨—呦！我们必须使劲干。我们一定把它拔出来。

H,D,M&G:One,two,begin.Ai—Hay—Yo!The radish is big.The radish is heavy. Ai---Hay—Yo! We must work hard. We must pull it out.

兔，狗，猴和羊：哎—嗨—呦！啊，萝卜拔出来了！一个大萝卜！一个重萝卜。我们大家一起吃！

H,D,M&G:Ai—Hay—Yo!Ah, the radish is out! A big radish!We’ll eat it together .A heavy radish!

（他们一起围着大萝卜唱歌，跳舞。

甲：Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie ? Yeah, you are right, Im the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you…Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, lets begin. At first , talent show, number one, lets welcome.

乙：（风情万种，妖娆妩媚地走进来，给观众一个飞吻）：oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right? Yeah, Im Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,（打个响指） come some music.（搞笑舞，自由发挥）。 （跳完，鞠躬，向观众谢幕）， thank you,（面向导演）， honey, is it a wonderful performance?

甲：（作目瞪口呆状），

乙：（在甲眼前晃手），oh, darling, are you Ok?

甲：eh…my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.

乙：oh no …sweet ,you break my heart…（掩面离去）

丙：oh it seems to be serious. God bless me（画个十字架，镇定地走到甲面前，伸出手）， nice to meet you, director.

甲：（与之握手），nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.

丙：Im Celine Dion, you know, I dont have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and（做沉思状） oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, （同学鼓掌，乙作安抚状），oh, calm down, calm down,its just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I…

甲：ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin

丙：OK!!! Ill use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.

near, far, wherever you are

i believe that the heart does go on

once more, you opened the door（甲stop stop,丙不理，继续作深情状）

and youre here in my heart,

and my heart will go on and on.

甲：guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.

Oh, Im dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise

丁：（对着乙的.背影，沉思状）to be,or not to be,its a question!（走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状），Im glad to see you,my dear princess.

甲（做娇羞状）：oh, its really a big surprise,so whats your name?

丁：My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan?（甲，白痴的摇头），eh,its ok,then how about Robin Meade?（摇头），and Melissa Theuriau?（摇头），（丁，情绪激动），you know nothing, how can you sit in here.

甲（指门，气愤状），you you you……

丁：ok ok, it doesnt matter, you neednt learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!

甲：I dont care who you are, just show me your talent.

丁：ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her "I love you"!

甲（起鸡皮疙瘩状）：oh, I cant stand, show you the door,

丁（转身离开，继续台词）：If there is a time limit, I hope, it is （回头，对甲）10 thousand years.

甲：oh, its really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, Im dying,you three, come here,

三人跑进来，乙妩媚状：honey, you like my dance,right?

丙镇静状：director,you like my singing,right?

丁深情状：princess,you like my poet,right?

三人同声：we are past,right?

甲：ehThank you for your ehWonderful performance,but,Im sorry to tell you …（接电话） What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh…god.（挂电话，低头），you three,（抬头），pass!

三人欢呼，说：we make it,we are superstar!

乙（甜蜜状）：thats very sweet of you,we love you so much（飞个吻）

甲：you know, you are not good enough now, but Im look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?

三人齐答：yes,we do!

甲伸手，三人搭上，同声，fight,fight,fight!

说明：绝对搞笑，绝对雷人，鉴于所花精力，所以，适当地收一点点辛苦费，第一个表演舞蹈时，音乐可以选用<猪八戒背媳妇>,第二个唱 时，一定要跑调加破音，第三个一定要足够深情恶心，就这么多提醒的，希望您看得开心，下的舒心。

人物：令狐冲（linghuchong），小师妹（little sister），任盈盈（yingying），东方不败（invincible eastern），小尼姑（little nun），田伯光（tianboguang），林平之（linpingzhi） 第一幕

（令狐冲与小师妹正在舞剑，甜蜜无比）

令狐冲：little sister ,you are the most beautful girl in this world!i will love you forever .

小师妹：（害羞）oh!really?you are the most handsome boy I have ever seen!i love you too!

令狐冲：I love you too

小师妹：I love you too too

令狐冲：I love you too too too!

（小师妹的剑不小心落下令狐冲捡起）

令狐冲：oh little sister ,your sword!

小师妹：no it’s your sword!

令狐冲：your sword!（扭扭咧咧）

小师妹：your sword!

令狐冲：your sword!

小师妹：it’s madness when I say it ,but not when you say about it! 令狐冲：ok , you are right ,it’s my sword. （顺从态）

令狐冲：little sister ,there is one thing I want to tell you ,master asked me to go downhill for a few days ,so during my absence ,brother lin will be with you ,take good care of yourself ,I will be back soon.

小师妹：rearlly?oh , my life will be boring without you!（伤感）so,good-bye!（突然兴奋）

第二幕

（令狐冲在下山后遇见正在调戏小尼姑的田伯光）

小尼姑：give away!

田伯光：come here!

小尼姑：if you talk any more nonsence, I’ll hit you with my sword! 小尼姑：keep away! keep away!

田伯光：let me take good care of you!don’t be afraid of me , I’m the most handsome man in china.

令狐冲：stop that! Don’t hurt that girl!

田伯光：who is that man?run far away if you don’t want to pass away! 令狐冲：so ,let’s fighting!（音乐，用功夫里面的那首）

（两人打斗，令狐冲不敌田伯光）

田伯光：give out that little boy!you can’t stop me from enjoying my life with her!

令狐冲：no ,if that!if that ,I’d rather die!

（再上，再被打败，重伤）

（突然闪出一人，身手凌厉，田伯光被秒掉）

小尼姑：unbelievable!he’s my hero!

东方不败：what a handsome man ,it would be a pity if you die here.and that’s why I save you ,so ,don’t fall in love with me ,forever!

令狐冲：you are a man ,how can I fall in love with you!

东方不败：but what if I ware a girl?

令狐冲：if that ,I won’t believe in love for any longer

东方不败：wait for me here!i’ll be back soon!

（熄灯，东方不败换女装）

令狐冲：you you are so beautiful! I love you

东方不败：no !we can never be together ,not because of you ,nor because of me ,it’s the world to blame!goodbey honey ,we won’t meet again.

（灯灭，第三幕）

（麻将声响起，四人麻将，分别是令狐冲，小师妹，林平之，任盈盈，令狐冲面对的是林平之）

（中文对话：

林平之：八筒

小师妹：吃

林平之：九条

小师妹：碰

林平之：五条

小师妹：杠！

令狐冲：五桶

小师妹：糊了！）

令狐冲：I lose again ,little sister ,brother lin is always help you !what’s the matter with you honey?

小师妹：so I will tell you the truth ,I am in love with brother lin ,compared with you ,he is more hot, he have strong kiss with me every now and then .but you ,have not even touch my hand during the past few years!

令狐冲：I’m so sad to hear that

任盈盈：brother linhu ,don’t be sad ,when you are longly ,I will be right by your side!

令狐冲：thank you yingying ,when everbody leave me ,you are the only one stay with me .

任盈盈：when you are longly ,I can play music for you ,so ,let us be together! I wana be your girl , and you are my boy!

令狐冲：ok,you are my girl now, do what you want to do!

（任盈盈抱住令狐冲，吻了他）

（灯灭）

（旁白：two years later ,it is said that invincible eastern was killed by linhuchong , the biggest enemy died , but the world get worse , people suffer from songshanpai . linghuchong live with renyingying from that day on , but is he happy ? who is the girl really in his heart? ）

第三幕

（非诚勿扰音乐，田伯光作为主持人，四位女嘉宾在场上端坐，分别是小师妹，小尼姑，任盈盈，东方不败，令狐冲上场）

田伯光：welcome to "no honesty no bother" I’m the compere xiaotiantian .taday there are 4 girls waiting for their boy.now let’s welcome the sunny boy linghuchong!（音乐）

令狐冲：holle everybody , I am linghuchong from huashan mountain,I’m a strong man as well as a handsome boy,you will never regret if you choose me .

田伯光：so girls , it’s time to turn down your light , to turn or not to turn it is a question

（都没有熄灯）

田伯光：it’s out of my surprise!all of the lights are on!so you can choose the girl you love best.

小师妹：brother , it was all my fault before, brother lin is no longer a real man I am so longly these days, the boy I really love is you!

小尼姑：brother , you have saved me , all my body ang heart are yours! 任盈盈：brother chong ,I am the girl who accompanied you .when you feel longly ,I played music for you .when you are happy ,I played music for you .when you are sad ,I played music for you!

令狐冲：but don’t you know I don’t love music?（径直走向东方不败，牵住她的手）

令狐冲：I thought you have passed away, it is so good to see you again 东方不败：I was saved by your master fengqingyang （停顿）。You wanted to kill me ,why choose me now?

令狐冲：I did’t want you know?it was not decide by me !belive in me ,you are the girl in my heart ! whether past or present!

东方不败：I won’t belive in you any more , you have so many female friends ,any of them can be your girl friend , isn’t it?

令狐冲：the girl you love is not the one who grow up with you ,nor the one who like you ,nor the one who play music for you ! she is the one you feel right ,and that is the most important.belive that you will always be my girl!

东方不败：thank you for your love , which I can’t afford to.we can never be together, it is decide by God . I will not marry you , nor see you again .so ,it is the last time we see each other .choose the one you like best and be kind to her .

Good-bye

《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》英语话剧P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother. F: Father. K: King -Grandpa. 旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. . 正剧：(P,K出场) P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second. K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状) P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状) Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼) K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状) P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates! K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状) P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状） K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these. P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状) K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状) P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊) K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man. P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状) K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔） P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状) K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状) P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状) K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状) P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状) （M,F携手进场）: P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前) M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状) P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧) M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K) K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎) M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ? F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear? M: Yes, really a good suggestion. （P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰） P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold? K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷) M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold? P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视) M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状) P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状) M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状) P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状) M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状) P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状) M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad ! K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线) P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状) M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状) K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状，因为理由不充分) M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状) P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (诚恳状) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心) M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (义正言辞状) P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情) (M不理P) M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作严肃状) F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰状) M: It’s just what I want to say. (赞同状 ) F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状) P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹，作难受状) K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作习惯性状，因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管) M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒K) K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄状) P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨进厕所，作藐视状，有什么大不了，不就进个厕所吗) M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪状，含有夸奖意) P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕状，因为从末一个人进厕所) M、F、K: (All 晕倒)

4人的英语短剧本如下：

N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman",

nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!

许多年以前的四月一日，有个婴孩诞生了，他老爸给他取名为“愚男”，除他妈妈，没人喜欢他。时间过的真快啊！

F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.

妈妈，我十八岁了，我要离开这个家了。

Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!

好的，但要时不时回家看望我哈。这是一瓶酒，一块干面包。记住：要照顾好自己啊。再见了！

N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.

他走到一座森林，遇到一个丑八怪的男人。

U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?

你好！我又饿又干，请给我些喝的和吃的，怎么样？

F: Ok, here.

好的。给。

U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!

喔，多谢了！好，我要走了。哦，这根手杖给你，会给你带来好运的。一路好运！

N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.

愚男来到一栋餐馆，老板有两个女儿，她们发现那根手杖闪闪发光。

D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）

喔，好漂亮的手杖啊！我想要，真是太棒了！！！(上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面)啊，老天啊！我放不开它了！(吃惊地)

D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself?

No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）

姐姐，你在那做啥啊？你自个儿想要那根手杖？不行，我要有一份！我们都是父母的女儿，我必须跟你一样要有一分！（走向木棒）

D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!

别来！别来！危险！

D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?

你来得，我也来得！（也被粘在木棒上）啊，老天啊！我怎么啦？

D1: What a pity!

真可惜！

N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant.

Of course, two girls followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.

愚男一点都不在意，吃了饭之后，他拿起那根手杖就离开了饭馆。当然，那两个女孩就跟着他。来到一块田的时候，他们遇到一位科学家。

S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station.

（抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!

啊！太可怕了！你姐妹俩跟着一个男孩，你们怎么这么傻啊！我带你们回家，把这个男孩送到警察局去。（抓手杖 ,也被粘住）啊！糟糕！太糟糕啦！

N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.

几天之后，他们来到一个陌生的国度。国王有个女儿，但她从来不笑。

King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.

要是谁能让她笑，那她就是他的妻子。

F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.

我来看看。或许我能呢。

N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.

这样他们就去看望她。她看到愚男和他的朋友就笑个不停。

短剧本特点：

1、剧本不像小说、散文那样可以不受时间和空间的限制，它要求时间、人物、情节、场景高度集中在舞台范围内。

2、反映现实生活的矛盾要尖锐突出 。

各种文学作品都要表现社会的矛盾冲突，而戏剧则要求在有限的空间和时间里反映的矛盾冲突更加尖锐突出。因为戏剧这种文学形式是为了集中反映现实生活中的矛盾冲突而产生的，所以说，没有矛盾冲突就没有戏剧。

3、剧本的语言要表现人物性格 。