儿童英语小品

小狮子找食物 （I Am Hungry）角色：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠、小女孩。道具：雄狮、小狮、小白兔、小松鼠头套、红萝卜、花生一把、苹果一个。Act 1雄狮：（怒吼）Roar, roar!I am the lion,the king of the forest.No one is stronger than me.Roar, roar!小狮：Daddy! I’m hungry.雄狮：You are big now.Be brave!Go and find your own food.小狮：But, I don’t know how.雄狮：Do it like me.Roar, roar! （怒吼）小狮：（小声地）Roar, roar!雄狮：Rush to the animals and bite them with your sharp teeth.（ 露出尖利的牙齿）Go and do it now.小狮：Yes, daddy.Act 2小白兔：（唱”Rabbit, R693535747 19:39:38abbit, Carrot Eater”）Rabbit, rabbit, carrot eater.He says there is nothing sweeter,Than a carrot everyday,Munch and crunch and run away.小狮：Hi, rabbit! I am hungry.Roar, roar!（小声地）小白兔：Do you want some carrots?小狮：Yes, please.（小白兔递给小狮一根红萝卜）小狮：Thank you.小白兔：Carrots are the best food.小狮：（吃了一口）Yuck! I don’t like it.Anyway, thank you, rabbit.（还红萝卜给小白兔）小白兔：You are welcome.（边跳边唱”Rabbit, Rabbit, Carrot Eater”离开）Act 3小松鼠：（唱着”Found a Peanut”）Found a peanut.Found a peanut.Found a peanut693535747 19:39:38just now.Just now I found a peanut.Found a peanut just now.小狮：Hi, squirrel! I am hungry.Roar, roar! （小声地）小松鼠：Do you want some peanuts?小狮：Yes, please.（小松鼠递给小狮一些花生）小狮：Thank you.小松鼠：Peanut is the best food.小狮：（吃了一颗）Yuck! It’s too hard.I don’t like it.Anyway, thank you, squirrel.（将花生还给小松鼠）小松鼠：You are welcome.（边走边唱”Found a Peanut”离开）Act 4（小女孩边走边唱”Apple Round”）小女孩：Apple round.Apple red.Apple juicy.Apple sweet.

（道具：小床、门） Mum: Tom get up ! Tom Yes ,mummy. Good moring,mummy. Mum: Good moring,Tom. Mum: Breakfast is reday. Tom: I\'m coming. Wow, eggs ! I like eggs. Mum: Now, Tom. Wash your face. Tom: Yes, I will. Mum: Brush your teeth. Tom: All right. Tom: Moring, Daddy. Dad: Moring, dear. Tom: I\'m hungry. Mum: Have an egg, please. Tom: Thanks, mummy. I want some milk. Mum: Here you are. Tom: I\'m full. Mum: Time to go to school. Tom: Where is my school bag? Mum: Here it is. Are you ready? Tom: Yes. Goodbye, mummy. Goodbye ,daddy. Mum&Dad: Goodbye, Tom. （上学路上，一段跳舞的动作，配乐） Tom: Hello WiWi. WiWi: Hello Tom. Tom: Are you going to school? WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go. Jane: Hello Tom ,hello WiWi. Tom &WiWi: Hello Jane. Jane : Are you going to school? Tom &WiWi: Yes. Let\'s go. （上课，铃声响，一段跳舞和做游戏，配乐） Mr Xu: Now class begins. Pupils: Stand up! Mr Xu: Hello, boys and girls. Pupils: Hello Mr Xu. Mr Xu : Sit down, please. Are you all here? Monitors: No. Mr Xu: Let\'s count. Pupils: One , two, three, four。

ten （咚咚咚） May: May I come in? Mr Xu: Come in, please. May: Sorry, I\'m late. Mr Xu: That\'s all right. Don\'t be late again Mr Xu: Let\'s play. Show me one. Pupils : (Show a ginger.) Mr Xu: Clap two. Pupils: (clap their hands). Mr Xu : Today we will learn some songs. Who can try? Puple : I can . Mr Xu : Please. (Happy new year! Eyes and ears. Trian is coming. Fish where are you) （看一下手表）Class is over. Goodbye boys and girls. Pupils: Goodbye . 人物：Mummy, Daddy, Tom, Mr Xu, May A（衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。 B：（厌恶）让开，让开。

（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B） B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？ E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ 与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。 E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。

于是F就报道了这一事件。 F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。 F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？ A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲…… F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。

是吗，椅子？ E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了. A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die. B:get away,get away,dirty man. A:sir,sir!! B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either. C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he? A:but。.sir。

.please listen to me。.. B:wa,why are you so disgusting!! C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid. E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly. E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever? F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man. B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum. F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet? A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english。

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair? E:yes,yes. C:ai,men is so silly.。

Little Red Riding Hood 小红帽 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上（一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找东西状，东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）To Grandma's.Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We' re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma's.Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. （做找寻的样子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高兴地对观众说）Aha , it's here.（敲门）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it?Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma： （边说边起床） Come in, come in.Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床边） Grandma , I'll eat you.Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：（高兴地敲门）Grandma.Grandma. Wolf：（装扮成Grandma的声音） Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。

Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回几步）Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand.Wolf:I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：（从床上跳起来说）I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter： （一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推门）The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：（发出呼呼的响声） Hunter： （端起枪想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （从桌紫拿来针线） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬来几个石头）One, two, three.Hunter： （把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it.Hunter： （拿起枪）Woke up!Wolf：（起床，两手托着大肚子）My stomach is so heavy.Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：（边跑边说） Help! Don't shot me!Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf： （应声倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。

这是白雪公主英文版，小孩子都很喜欢的。不如演这个吧！After the queen died , the King married another woman, who was in effective terms a witch. She was so jiealous of the beauty of Princess Snow White that she asked someone to take her life.

But the man was unwilling to do that evil. At last ,he took Snow White to a forest and let her escape.

However, one day ,the witch found that Snow White was still alive.She dressed up as a old grandma and come to the cottage where Snow White lived.She gave her a poisonous apple.Poor Snow White knew nothing about it and ate the apple happily.

Unfortunately ,she fell down because of the apple.The seven dwarfs was sad but put her in a coffin.

It was when holding the funeral that the handsome Prince turned up.He was impressed by the beauty.He came down and kissed Snow White.Then, suepringly,Snow White woke up.

Finally ,they got married and stayed happily with each other.

《白雪公主》 严冬时节，鹅毛一样的大雪片在天空中到处飞舞着，有一个王后生了一个像雪一样的白嫩，又透着血一样的红润，头发像乌木一样的黑亮的女孩，叫白雪公主。

但白雪公主还没有长大，她的王后妈妈就死去了。不久后，国王又娶了个妻子这个王后长得非常漂亮，心地也和以前的王后一样善良。

她有一块基于双核英特尔至强处理器的魔镜。 幕一 （新王后、魔镜、白雪公主） 王后：魔镜，今年春天我们一家去哪玩？ 魔镜：去夏威夷，那儿一年四季温暖如夏，比这暖和多了。

王后：我女儿到那边不变成黑雪公主才怪。 魔镜：去阿尔卑斯山？ 王后：OK，下个星期出发。

白雪公主：妈，又在和魔镜玩啦！ 王后：没，我和她在聊今年去哪玩，准备去阿尔卑斯山滑雪。 白雪公主：好啊，我去跟父王说。

幕二 （新王后、魔镜、白雪公主、国王、侍卫、强盗、单车王子） 国王一家出发了。 白雪公主：魔镜，我想上QQ和MSN，可以吗？ 魔镜：只许玩一小时，我等一会得写Blog。

白雪公主：OK。 王后：老公，你看自从我喝了老婆牌口服液，我腰不酸了，腿不痛了，一点毛病没有，牙好胃口就好，身体倍棒，吃嘛嘛香。

国王：脸红什么？ 王后：精神焕发。 突然，一辆黑色小吉普突然出现在国王车队前。

强盗：抢……劫。 侍卫：放下手枪，立地成佛。

强盗：TO BE OR NOT TO BE,THAT'S A QUESTION 此时，一个男子从天而降。 单车王子：排山倒海。

此时，强盗应声倒地 单车王子：起来吧，什么不好，非要抢劫。 （强盗深受感激，于是，新王后、魔镜、白雪公主、国王、侍卫、强盗、单车王子唱起了《手拉手》） 众人：心与心相连手和手相牵，我们相信彼此之间距离不再遥远，心与心相连手和手相牵，带着骄傲一起飞向无边的蓝天。

强盗：以为我这么好对付，强盗点穴手。 大家都被定住了，强盗让公主吃下十日倒毒药，抢劫了车队、带走了公主后，独自逃跑。

幕三 此时，魔镜发出光芒，大家解了穴，人们让武功高强的单车王子去找公主，其他人回去报警了。而公主却在强盗的车中，她悄悄地逃出汽车，向马路边的房子走去，寻找人帮忙。

而七个小矮人正在回家的路上。 （小矮人Lin、Oven、Vista、Egg、Yami、Osia、Um、白雪公主） Lin：哎，真是不得不服老啊！干了一天活，看，我的腰都闪了，Osia轻点，疼死我了。

Oven:Lin看这个，钙中钙口服液，内用外服均有奇效，闪了腰喝一瓶，受了伤喝一瓶。瞧，蓝瓶的，水果味，老人们都爱喝。

钙中钙口服液，青春的水，友谊的水，御膳房指定营养品。 Egg：我可以在哪买呢？ Oven：本国各大药店均有销售，购买时，请认准小黄狗防伪标志，汪、汪。

Um：我先去开门。 当Um去开门后 Um：啊~~~ Vista：怎么啦？ Um：入室抢劫。

Egg：里面的人注意了，你已经被包围了，立即放下武器，你有权保持沉默，你所说的话将成为呈堂证供。 Lin：以怎么没反应。

Um：啊！有个人睡在我床上。 白雪公主：你们是这主人吗？ Um：你你你是谁？ 白雪公主：我家人被坏人点穴后，我又被坏人劫持并且又被服了毒，幸好我逃出来了，希望有人能帮助我。

Osia：你好像是白雪公主吧？ 白雪公主：我是，我能借宿一宿吗？ 晚上，白雪公主吃晚饭，与小矮人们具体谈起了自己和家人的被害经历，小矮人愿意帮她找解药，并向皇宫打了电话。 幕四 （单车王子、白雪公主、七个小矮人） 十天后，白雪公主倒下了，七个小矮人在旁边哭，单车王子带了解药来，立即给白雪公主服下。

白雪公主：我现在在哪？ 单车王子：在小矮人的家中，你已经没事了。 白雪公主：谢谢你们，也谢谢你，单车王子。

此时，王子跪下，向白雪公主求婚。 单车王子：你愿意嫁给我吗？ 白雪公主：我愿意为你，我愿意为你，我愿意为你，被放逐天际，只要你真心，拿爱与我回应，什么都愿意，什么都愿意为你。

（白雪公主唱起了《我愿意》，此时放起音乐） 幕五 婚礼后 （所有人） 新王后：女儿，告诉你个好消息，那个强盗被抓住了，等待他的只有正义和法律地审判。 白雪公主：妈，爸。

（白雪公主扑向父母的怀里） 单车王子：公主，我永远爱你。 白雪公主：我也是。

众小矮人：好美啊。 强盗：不要抓我啊，我还是介绍他们的人啊！（强盗被带离舞台）。

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[中小学英语剧本]Cinderella 张宇 11-10

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貌似很难找到了，不过可以给你个网址 .cn/language_tips/看看吧 表演 可以去演《老友记》里的片段 英文小品剧本 羊肉串和纳税人Characters: Mr. Shi, Xiaofu,Dabao Mr. Shi: Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. There is an evidentchange about the relationship between the taxcollector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. Now, the tax collector, Xiaofu, and the tax payer Dabao, a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change. The first Act happened in 1980s. Act I (inBazaar of Beijing, sanlihe, 1980s) Dabao: Yangrouchuan ,yangrouchuan, eaten one,want nine, eaten one, want nine. Hi, Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, ) Xiaofu: Tax! Pay the tax! Dabao: (change faces) Taxi? Where is the taxi? Here's no taxi. Xiaofu: Tax! T---A ---X! Dabao: What's the tax? I just know taxi! Do you want me to call a taxi for you? Taxi----! Taxi----! Xiaofu: Enough! Are you the vendor? Dabao: No , No, No, no! I 'mjust have a look. The vendorhas gone to the toilet. Xiaofu: Not the vendor ? Impossible! you 've been here for 2 hours. Dabao: Really ? (Xiaofu: Yes, of course.) How do you know it?Xiaofu: The window of my office is open to here and I've been looking at you for two hours. Dabao: It's a bigbug! Xiaofu: Oh. Don't wastemy time! Please pay the tax---- 10 Yuan! Dabao: 10 yuan?! My god. I had just earned 20 Yuan one day! 5 Yuan, ok? Xiaofu: Don't cheat me, you've sold more than 2 hundred ones. Dabao: 6yuan, my dear sisiter. 7Yuan, my lovely beauty. Dabao: Not for you ,not for me, let's split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ? Xiaofu: (looking around) Allright ,a deal. But no receipt. (Dabao payed 8 yuanand Xiaofu left) Dabao: Whata smart woman! Bad luck! I'mbankrupt. I have to change my place. Hope I would not meet her any more! Let's go!Act II Mr. Shi: The next scene happened in new century. China had been marching in the way of the market economy for twenty years more, in the new era of building the well-off society in an all-round way,how do the vendor regard taxas and how is the tax collected? The scene will tell you. Let's enjoy it! (In the market; Dabao in white clothes ,a board with"NO SARS") Dabao:: Yangrouchuan, yangrouchuan. Eaten one, want nine. Eaten one, want nine. Xiaofu: Hi, Dabao: Hi. Two: What a familiar face. Two: It's you! Dabao: 10 years past, you are a still a tax collector. Xiaofu: 10 years past, you still sell Yangrouchuan. How is your business? Dabao: Everything is OK! 10 years past, you are still beautiful lady in Sanlihe of Beijing. Xiaofu: 10 years past, you and your Yangrouchuan look more cleanthan 20 years before. Dabao:Thank you. No SARS, no dirtiness; Serve people, serve me. Xiaofu: Great! Have you…。

儿童英语小品 惠天有声故事网 有详细的内容，也有中文翻译，很生动。

Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss!第四场：（士兵敲门）Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers?Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam?Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her.Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine.Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you.Jenny: It’s mine. Let me try it.Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it.Soldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter?

英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》作者：佚名 文章来源：本站原创 点击数：7713 更新时间：2005-11-27Wanderseveryfivemiles焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)Prologue本文转自：小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemywifeisWuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!(内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom?MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetenderthanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum?JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law”.L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup?JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,solazy……L:But……JM:Neverinterruptme!L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchickenand……JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyourson.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L:Mum,I’mback!LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law.LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!WhenyouinsistedonmarryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlistentome.Lookatyourself……L:But,mum……LM:Neverinterruptme!L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?AndI’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“IfyoudaughterHaven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgoandtellhim.(下)L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下)Act3本文转自：小品剧本，简历封面，免费电影(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!(突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Nowshehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet?J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanicegirl,goandtakeherback!J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam!Act4(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoandrobthewedding!A&B:Goodidea!J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible!AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet!(突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgowithyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.B:Haveyougotanyexperience?J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!B:AndIplantedonetree.C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---J:Giveusallyourmoney!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou?L(哭状):Ihurtalot!J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下)L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下)(音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)