愚人节小故事英文

He has a chance to make things right.

天有不测风云，人有祸福旦夕”。我想大家都知道这句话吧？那再看下一句“和气能生财”。现在，我为大家讲一件事情，这件事就是因为不和气才发生的。那是在下午，我正在武校的一间教室里写作业，正写在兴头上呢，突然，外面传来了一群人大吵大闹的声音，我想一探究竟，便和表妹一起出去看。我们看见对面楼下围着一群人，向我们这一排的楼顶上望，我们向着他们望的方向看去，啊，有人要跳楼!只见三楼有一个学生双腿叉在栏杆上面，摇摇欲坠，我的心都提了起来，不禁为那个学生担心：他要是摔下来该怎么办呀？正当我为那个男生担心的时候，，从楼上传来了一阵阵的争吵声，“你干什么要跳楼？”声音十分急切，那个男生突然大叫：“别过来！过来我就跳了！”明显是救援人员靠近了他，救援人员用激将法了：“你跳啊！你摔死了你爸爸妈妈该多伤心呀？白白花那么多钱给你上学，你跳啊！”明显是救援人员的话起作用了，那个男生下了栏杆，进去了。终于保住了一条人命。后来我才知道原来是那个男生跟另一个人吵起了架，不知为什么，那个男生就想自杀了。我们以后要和气，不能做出伤天害理的事，也不能盲目地做出傻事，有困难要跟老师或者家长说，调解一

愚人节中学生捉弄人的英语小故事

每年的4月1日为愚人节，关于愚人节的英语小故事有哪些呢?下面是我整理的愚人节中学生捉弄人的英语小故事，欢迎阅读。

Alabama Changes the Value of Pi

圆周率值的修改

1998: The April 1998 issue of the New Mexicans for Scienceand Reason newsletter contained an article claiming that the Alabama statelegislature had voted to change the value of the mathematical constant pi from3.14159 to the 'Biblical value' of 3.0. Soon the article made its way onto theinternet, and then it rapidly spread around the world, forwarded by email. Itonly became apparent how far the article had spread when the Alabama legislature began receiving hundredsof calls from people protesting the legislation. The original article, whichwas intended as a parody of legislative attempts to circumscribe the teachingof evolution, was written by physicist Mark Boslough。

1998年愚人节：New Mexicans科学技术杂志宣称阿拉巴马州要立法改变圆周率pi的值，很快这事被传上网，通过电子邮件传遍全世界。阿拉巴马立法机构因此接到无数抗议电话。

The Taco Liberty Bell

塔可自由钟

Taco Liberty Bell1996: The Taco Bell Corporation announced it had bought the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. Hundreds of outraged citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to express their anger. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold. It would now be known, he said, as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial。

1996年愚人节，塔可钟快餐公司说他们买下了美国费城独立厅的大钟，并重命名为塔可自由钟。愤怒的'市民打电话给费城的国家历史公园，要求确认这个消息。几小时后塔可钟快餐公司承认这只是个玩笑。当天最乌龙的事件还不在此。白宫记者会秘书Mike McCurry被问到这件事时，随机应变回答说，林肯纪念碑也被卖了，现在被命名为福特水星汽车纪念碑。

The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

瑞士面条树

Spaghetti harvest1957: The respected BBC news show Panoramaannounced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of thedreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop.It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strandsof spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Manycalled the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. Tothis the BBC diplomatically replied, "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tinof tomato sauce and hope for the best."

1957年愚人节BBC新闻中说，瑞士的面条树大丰收，农民都在树上收割面条。大量观众上当受骗，打电话来咨询面条树的种植方法。BBC对此的回复是：把一根面条插在番茄酱里，然后就等着吧。