误会英文意思搞笑

A:what is your name? 你叫啥？B:Hu胡（谐音:谁）A:you~你B:Hu~胡A:Who?谁？B:yes, I am~是，我就是A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字B:Hu胡啊A:You!你！B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊B:Hu!胡！A:You! What is your name!? 你！你叫啥名？！B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡A:O~哦

这个是广为流传的哈利波特的笑话啊 改一下就好了A：Congratulations,sir.you've got the first prize in our online game.May I have your name ,please?(恭喜你获得了电话游戏一等奖，请告诉我你的名字）B:Are you kidding?（真的么？误：你是凯丁么？）A：KATING（凯丁）?OH,sorry,I 'm not,and I can't tell you my name either,but my serve number is 002.And your name please?（凯丁?我不是，抱歉我也不能告诉您我的名字，我的服务号码是002.您的名字是？）B: Don't make fool of me,I'm serious.（别玩儿我，我是认真的。（误，我是希尔瑞斯）A:Sirius ？WOW~the name same as Harry Potter's God father!And are you Black too?（希尔瑞斯？天啊，和哈利波特的教父的名字一样。您也叫布莱克么？（误：你是黑人么？B:No way!I'm white!（不，我是白人）

A: Hi, dou you know what time the Olympic Games will be hold in Beijing?B: It will be hold in Aug. 8th 2008. What's up?C: We are planning went to Beijing during the Olympic Games!B: Really? That's great! The Olympic will be hold during our summer vocation!,I think we have enough time to prepare what we can do for the Olympic! A、C: Of course!D: Hi, my dear friends, what are you talking?A: We are talking about something exciting , that is we will go to beijing in August to look the Olympic Games. D: Oh, I want to be there, too.A: Ok, if we all want to went to beijing, let's discuss what time should we book the ticket? and when shall we leave?C：Yes, right! I suggest that we should arrival Beijing one week before the Olympic Game start.B: Maybe one week were not enough...there will be a lot of pepole from all over the world in beijing during the Olympic! We should arrive to Beijing two weeks before the Game.D: Yes, I agree with you!A: Right, I am afraid that it will be difficult for us to find a hotel to rest. So we need to book the hotel as soon as possible!C: All right. I will try to contact the hotel. If I have any news I will inform you are as soon as possible!A、B、D: OK! 第三篇HOST: Life in the future will be really exciting. We may live on the moon or even another planet! Scientists are studying this right now. How? Well, let’s watch this story and find out! DOCUMENTARY This is Biosphere 2. Scientists built this place in the 1980s. They wanted to study the earth’s environment, and learn the best way to build a similar place on the moon and on the planet Mars. This is a model of Biosphere 2. It has different kinds of places, of biomes. There’s an ocean, a rain forest, a grassland, a marsh, a desert, a farmland, and a human habitat. Today, scientists use Biosphere 2 to study many different things, but not how to build a place to live in on the moon or on Mars. This is a model of Biosphere 2. It has different kinds of places, or biomes. There’s an ocean, a rain forest, a grassland, a marsh, a desert, a farmland, and a human habitat. Today, scientists use Biosphere 2 to study many different things, but not how to build a place o live in on the moon or on Mars. One important thing they are studying in Biosphere 2 is the change in climate, or weather. They want to learn why the climate is changing. And they want to learn how this affects the earth and everything that lives on the earth. Scientists say that in the future, people will have o make difficult choices about how they live on our planet. What kinds of choices do you think people will have to make?论

Lame Joke

如果带有讽刺意义的，可以说是black humour 黑色幽默如果只是不搞笑的冷笑话，有很多种表达方式，unfunny jokes，cold jokes， bad jokes, stupid jokes都可以用来形容冷笑话

Anti-humor and anti-jokes (also known as unjokes) are a kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke. This kind of anticlimax is similar to that of the shaggy dog story. In fact, John Henderson sees the "shaggy dog story" as a type of anti-joke.冷笑话（Anti-humor），香港称烂gag或硬gag（硬笑话），台湾称烂梗，属于失败笑话的一种。是指笑话本身因为无聊、谐音字、翻译、或省去主语、不同逻辑、断语或特殊内容等问题，或由于表演者语气或表情等原因，导致一个笑话不能达到好笑的目的，较难引人发笑而成冷场，不过并不代表笑话本身沉闷，这也是幽默的一种表现。而现在听到冷笑话大多会会心微笑，有时作出双臂抱紧的动作表示：“好冷啊！”或与冷语意相关的说话与表现，如打冷震、温度、空调或炎热天气等等。有的冷笑话只因表现的问题，经重新构思表现后，可以再发掘不少微妙之处，有时提出冷笑话不好笑也是该笑话另一笑点（同时简单而很好的扭转气氛），冷笑话现在广泛流行于互联网、电视节目（综艺节目）、书籍、杂志等媒体之中，坊间亦不乏冷笑话的高手。在公司、学校也有人会讲冷笑话来调剂生活。具体来说冷笑话就是讲的人挺平静的,基本上面无表情。听的人听完后要愣一愣，想一想才感到好笑的笑话；其实冷笑话是一点都不好笑的笑话，非常无聊的笑话，但是可以达到精神上放松的目的，因为这种笑话理解起来不动脑筋； 冷笑话一般都超出常规的思维，不符合逻辑和生活实际，让人听了觉得一楞。虽然有些冷笑话挺好玩，但无论怎样，这种笑话听了也不会像那些听“正常”笑话后一样开怀大笑 。形式：冷笑话主要分为两种，一种是叙事形式，就是由讲者说讲述一个故事；另一种是问答形式，由讲者发问一个问题，然后再由听众猜答案。叙事形式例子：小企鹅有一天问他奶奶，“奶奶奶奶，我是不是一只企鹅啊？”“是啊，你当然是企鹅。 ”小企鹅又问爸爸，“爸爸爸爸，我是不是一只企鹅啊？ ”“是啊，你是企鹅啊，怎么了?”“可是，可是我怎么觉得那么冷呢？”问答形式例子：问：当你看完A片后要作什么？〈答案：B片（VCD 分A、B 碟）〉但冷笑话并不是代表是IQ题，真正的IQ题，在问题和答案之间是有着一定关连，而往往只会得唯一的答案。而冷笑话，部份是以“食字”而成，所谓的答案有时亦十分勉强；另外的，有些冷笑话更是先有答案，然后再填上问题，为“烂”而“烂”。例子：以下例子是运用所谓的“不同逻辑”而成的冷笑话：达芬奇密码上面是什么？〈答案：达芬奇帐号〉1+1 几时会=3？〈答案：算错时〉什么植物是溜冰？〈答案：花，花式（是）溜冰〉 吃什么昆虫会瘦？〈答案：蚁，食“蚁”瘦〉 树边部份最得闲？〈答案：叶，叶德娴（得闲）〉 鲨鱼食红豆后会变什么？〈答案：红豆沙（鲨）〉柠檬最怕什么生果呢？〈答案：柑，柑橘（锯）柠檬〉英译英：“ABABBBAAAAAABBBABAAAABBBBAABBBAAAAA”？〈答案：Long time no C（see）〉