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大多数的英国人都有三个名字：名字，中间名字和姓氏。例如，我的全名叫安.艾伦.格林，格林是我的姓氏，安和艾伦是我的名字。人们通常很少用他们的中间名字。所以我们可以称呼为安.格林。我们可以称呼别人为格林小姐或者格林太太，但是我们不能称呼为安小姐或者安太太。这和中国人的名字是不同的。在中国，书写的第一个字是姓氏，而最后一个字是名字。

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second" 一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?" 两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”Cat and Mice Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. " What's in your box?" asked the friend. "A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them." "But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend. "So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown. 布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。I think that I'm a chicken Psychiatrist: What's your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？ 病人：我认为我是一只鸡。精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？ 病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。 我要表现得象位女士 I Am Acting Like a LadyOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed. "You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?" "Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."我要表现得象位女士一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。 他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。 “你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？” “听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。” The Broom Seller and the Barber A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it. "Two pence," said the man. "No, no, " said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again." The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave. "A penny." said the barber. "I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again." 卖扫帚的人和理发师 一个卖扫帚的人去一家理发店修面.理发师向他买了一把扫帚.当理发师给他修完面后,问了一下扫帚的价钱. 卖扫帚的人说:"两便士" "不,不"理发师说,"我只出一便士.如果你认为不够的话,可以把扫帚拿回去." 卖扫帚的人取回了扫帚,随后问修面要付多少钱. 卖扫帚的人说:"我只能给你半个便士,如果你认为不够的话,你可以把胡子再替我装上." Want a Day Off 想请一天假 Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, " We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. " I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!" 一天，史密斯去见他的客户部领导，“老板”，斯密斯说，“我们家明天要大搞清洁，我老婆需要我回去帮忙清洁阁楼和车库，搬搬挪挪什么的。”“斯密斯啊，你也知道，我们现在人手已经不够了”老板说，“明天的假我是没法给你批了”。“多谢老板，” Smith说，“我就知道跟着您干准没错”。I Lost 我输了 It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． “So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？” “You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it．” “How nice！And so original， too！ And you won？” “No，” said the young man absently，“I lost．”五点钟，下午茶的时间，一个年轻人因为迟到向女主人致歉。 “您能来可真好，琼斯先生，您的兄弟在哪儿呢？” “您知道我们在办公室里有非常忙，我们俩只能来一个，所以就掷币来决定由谁来。” “太有意思了！还那么有独创性！那您赢了？” “不，”年轻人心不在焉地说，“我输了。”我很辛苦才找来的！

很多的英国人有三个名字：名字，中间的名字，姓，比如，我的名字是安娜 艾伦 格林。格林是我的姓，安娜 艾伦是我的名。人们很多都不使用中间的名字，所以，我们可以说叫安娜 格林。我们可以叫格林小姐或格林女士。但是，我们不能说安娜女士或艾伦女士。它不同于中国名字，在中国，名字第一个是姓，最后一个是名。

A man went to church to talk with God， He said， "my God， how much is one million dollars?" God said， "a penny"， and the man said， "God， what is one million years?" God said， "one second，" and the man said， "God， can I have a penny?" God said "one second，"

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When two hunters were hunting in the forest， one of them fell accidentally， He showed his eyes and seemed to stop breathing， Another hunter quickly took out his cell phone and called the emergency center for help， The operator calmly said， "first of all， you should make sure he's dead，" and the operator heard the phone， At the other end of the shot， he heard the hunter ask， "what shall I do next?"

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Cat rat

Mrs， Brown went to visit a friend of her， She had a small box with a hole in it，

"What's in the box?" The friend asked，

"A cat，" answered Mrs， Brown， "You see， I dreamed of rats all the time， and I was scared! The cat wanted to catch them， "

"But mice are only imaginary，" said the friend，

"The cat is，" said Mrs， Brown in a low voice，

"One thing and one thing"， "one thing and one thing"， SudioStIdApple，

I think I'm a chicken

Psychiatrist: what's your problem?

Patient: I think I'm a chicken，

Psychiatrist: how long has this been going on?

Patient: ever since I was an egg!

What is it?

One way，

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South:

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One day， when she was selling women's clothes in the Far East department store， a noble middle-aged man decided to buy one of his wife， but he soon found himself tortured by a crazy woman，

He stood up as much as he could， then lowered his head and waved his arms through the crowd，

"You are there!" An excited voice asked， "can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen，" he said， "I act like a gentleman， From now on， I act like a lady，"

Enterprise merger and acquisition

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Broom seller and Barber

A man who sold brooms went into the barber's shop to shave， and the barber bought a broom， When he shaved off， he asked for its price，

"Two pence，" the man said，

"No， no，" said the barber， "I'll give you a penny， If you think it is not enough， you can take the broom again，"

The man took it and asked him how much he would pay for shaving，

"A penny，" said the barber，

"I'll give you half penny， If it's not enough， you can put my beard on again，"

The development strategy of the enterprise

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Take a day off

Smith went to the front hall to see his boss， "boss，" he said， "We do some heavy house cleaning at home tomorrow， and my wife needs me to help the attic and the garage， carry and carry things，" "We are understaffed， Smith，" the boss replied， "I can't give you， Take a day off， "Thank you， boss，" said Smith，

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Give you three， you choose one，The Old CatAn old woman had a cat， The cat was very old， Bite it，Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not， Good work the old did when they were young， "[translation]Old catAn old woman has a cat， The cat is very old， It can't run fast and it can't bite because it's too old， One day， the old cat found a mouse， It jumped to catch the mouse， but it could not bite the mouse， So the mouse slipped away from its mouth， for the old cat could not bite it，So the old woman was very angry because the old cat had not killed the mouse， She began to hit the cat， and the cat said， "don't hit your old servant， I've been working for you for many years and I'm willing to work for you， but I'm too old to be so old enough to remember the good things that the old are doing when they are young，"A man was going to the house of some rich person， Them away into the dust，He went on and came to a river， The river had become，He began to go home， He had eaten no food that day，Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to， be;[translation]A man was walking toward a rich man's house， As he walked along the road， he found a box of good apples on the side of the road， He said， "I'm not going to eat those apples， because the rich will give me more food， and he will give me good food，" Then he picked up the apple and threw it into the soil，He went on and came to the river， The river was rising， so he couldn't get to the other side of the river， He waited for a moment， Then he said， "I can't go to the rich house today， because I can't cross the river，"He began to go home， and he did not eat that day， He began to look for food， He found apples and was glad to turn them out of the dust and eat them，Don't throw good things away， You will find them useful at other times，The City Mouse and the Country MouseOnce there were two mice， They were friends， One mouse lived in， Ot good， and your house is not good， Why do you live，The Country mouse went to the house of the City mouse，After some time they came out， When they came out， the Country，[translation]the City Mouse and the Country MouseOnce upon a time， there were two mice， and they were good friends， A mouse lives in the country， and the other in the city， Many years later， the country mouse met the city mouse， It said， "you must come to my home in the country，" So the city mouse went， The country mouse led it to a field on its own home， It finds all the best food for the city mouse， The city mouse said， "this thing is not good， Your house is not good， Why do you live in a hole in the field?" You should move to the city to live in， You can live in a beautiful house made of stone and eat delicious food， You should visit my home in the city， "The country mouse went to the house of the city mouse， The house was beautiful， and good food was set for them， But when they were about to start eating， they heard a lot of noise， and the rats in the city cried out， "run! Run fast! The cat is coming! " They ran away to hide，After a while， they came out， When they came out， the country mouse said， "I don't like living in the city， I like living in my hole in the field， Because it's poor but it's poor

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"一男子进入教堂和上帝对话.他问:"主啊, 一百万美元对你意味着多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又问:"那一百万年呢?"上帝说:"一秒钟."最后男子请求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士吗?"上帝回答:"过一秒钟."Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”Cat and MiceMrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top." What's in your box?" asked the friend."A cat," answered Mrs Brown. "You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This cat is to catch them.""But the mice are only imaginary," said the friend."So is the cat," whispered Mrs Brown.布朗夫人去拜访一位朋友，她拿着一个顶部扎满了小眼儿的盒子。“盒子里装的是什么？”朋友问道。“一只小猫，”布朗夫人回答说，“你知道我晚上睡觉总梦见老鼠，我非常害怕。这只猫可以抓住那些老鼠。”“可老鼠都是假想的呀。”朋友说。“小猫也是假想的。”布朗夫人小声说道。I think that I'm a chickenPsychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg!精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？病人：我认为我是一只鸡。精神病医师：这种情况从什么时候开始的？病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。我要表现得象位女士I Am Acting Like a LadyOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed."You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?""Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."我要表现得象位女士一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。“你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？”“听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士。”The Broom Seller and the BarberA man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it."Two pence," said the man."No, no, " said the barber, "I will give you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again."The man took it, and asked what he had to pay for his shave."A penny." said the barber."I will give you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again."卖扫帚的人和理发师一个卖扫帚的人去一家理发店修面.理发师向他买了一把扫帚.当理发师给他修完面后,问了一下扫帚的价钱.卖扫帚的人说:"两便士""不,不"理发师说,"我只出一便士.如果你认为不够的话,可以把扫帚拿回去."卖扫帚的人取回了扫帚,随后问修面要付多少钱.卖扫帚的人说:"我只能给你半个便士,如果你认为不够的话,你可以把胡子再替我装上."Want a Day Off 想请一天假Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, " We're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. " I can't give you the day off." "Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"一天，史密斯去见他的客户部领导，“老板”，斯密斯说，“我们家明天要大搞清洁，我老婆需要我回去帮忙清洁阁楼和车库，搬搬挪挪什么的。”“斯密斯啊，你也知道，我们现在人手已经不够了”老板说，“明天的假我是没法给你批了”。“多谢老板，” Smith说，“我就知道跟着您干准没错”。I Lost 我输了It was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness．“So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？”“You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come，so we tossed up for it．”“How nice！And so original， too！ And you won？”“No，” said the young man absently，“I lost．”五点钟，下午茶的时间，一个年轻人因为迟到向女主人致歉。“您能来可真好，琼斯先生，您的兄弟在哪儿呢？”“您知道我们在办公室里有非常忙，我们俩只能来一个，所以就掷币来决定由谁来。”“太有意思了！还那么有独创性！那您赢了？”“不，”年轻人心不在焉地说，“我输了。”

据说又有一英亩世界上的森林将被永远破坏了。为什么会发生这样的事情？有两个原因——土地和木材。在很多国家树木被砍伐因为土地被需要用于动物或作物。在世界上的另一部分地区树木被砍伐因为木材被需要。这种木材被当地人用于柴火或建造房屋。但是很多人不知道在大部分地方树木将不会被取代。森林中的突然非常稀疏，但它被树木保护着。当树木被砍伐，土壤会北雨水或冲走或被风吹走。不久上面什么也种植不了。森林变成了沙漠。那时更多的土地将被需要，更多的树木将被砍伐。当森林被破坏，损失的不只是树木——上百万动物和植物的家也被破坏了。各种各样的动物处于危险——鱼类，爬行动物，鸟类，哺乳动物，昆虫类和贝类——以及上千种植物。为此应该责怪谁？答案很简单：我们所有人。只因为世界上有太多的人。世界人口现在已经有60亿。当然，这一切也归咎于当地人。我们不砍伐树木，他们这么做了。但是产品被像你我这样人购买——木质房屋、床、桌子、椅子、纸。。。为什么森林正在被破坏呢？只要看看周围。你可能此刻正在使用它