英语幽默段子

I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes,dear," she replied. "Why do you ask?" "Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!" 我刚咬了自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗？”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈。 “是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？” “因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头！”

One day,a farmer met a foreigner，the farmer was hit the foreigner，he said at once：‘I am sorry！’When the farmer said that，the foreigner said：‘I am sorry，too！’Then the farm -er said：‘I am sorry，three！’

搞笑英文段子1.“You say that you love rain, but you open yourumbrella when it rains.You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when thesun shines.You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows whenwind blows.This is why I am afraid, when you say that you love me too.”你说你爱雨，但当细雨飘洒时你却撑开了伞；你说你爱太阳，但当日当空时你却往荫处躲；你说你爱风，但当它轻拂时你却紧紧地关上了自己的窗子；所以当你说你也爱我，我却会为此而烦忧。2、My feelings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe “Go to hell.”我对你的深情无法付诸言语，除了一句“滚一边去”！3、My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you has screwed up my life我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻，我这辈子就毁在你手里。4、Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,But I only slept with you ’cause I was pissed.爱是上天赐福，爱情多么美好，可我与你同眠只是因为喝醉。5、Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;This describes everything you are not.善良、聪慧、多情而性感，可惜这些你一条都不占。