阿q外传阿Q: hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q. I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner, but I don't believe it .老板: heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.阿Q: oh ,your fathers birthday? How old is your father?老板: hah, he is dead.阿Q: oh he is````` I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear thatBut when did your father die ?老板: Two years before I was born.阿Q: Oh ,two years before you were born ?老板: eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .阿Q: of course , of course I will work harder,. But master```老板: en?阿Q: I just want some more money. Some more money``老板: you want some more money?阿Q: Yes , some more money master.老板: hahah ,打他 Tell you , no way 阿Q: No way ```哭老板: I can find some body to help you .阿Q:Somebody to help me? Who?老板: WUMA, come here . Wuma, be quick.阿Q: wuma ? 登场wuma老板: AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with AQ.AQ`````打他阿Q: master ,老板: this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.阿Q: NO problem`.老板: Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.阿Q: OF course not.老板: 看表,its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.阿Q: OH animals to eat . OK`````老板: Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .阿Q: Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下场阿Q:eng ``` wuma , wuma . Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma吴妈: My name is wuma 阿Q: wuma how many husbands do you have?吴妈: only one 阿Q: she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?W : he is dead 阿Q: OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money吴妈: so you have o lot of wives?阿Q: a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.吴妈: are they beautiful?阿Q: of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals. I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you. I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as animals.Wuma``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my wife.Wuma, I just want to sleep with you.吴妈: what ? what did you say?阿Q: wuma, I just want to sleep with you..吴妈: Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````P: Wher is the wolf ?W : hereP: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it . Beautiful woman! May I know your name?吴妈: My name is wuma, people call me wuma.警察:May I know your name?吴妈:My name is Wu Ma,People call me Wuma.警察:Oh Wuma,how many husband do you have?吴妈:Only one.警察:Oh,only one?How old is she?吴妈:He is dead.警察:Dead?Good.警察:Wuma,I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.阿Q:Wuma… 警察:Wuma…阿Q:Wuma… 警察:Wuma… 警察 阿Q:Wuma… (动作)警察:阿Q啊…阿Q:ei…警察:Wuma is very beautifu,right?老板:阿Q啊阿Q:Oh,master!(警察吓趴下)老板:what did u do to Wuma?阿Q:I did nothing!I did nothing!老板:Stop!Stop!阿Q:AH…老板:Wuma, Come here!Heng!(拍桌子,把睡在地上的警察吓醒!)警察:Nice to meet you…老板:Wuma,coffee,coffee…警察:ei ei 端咖啡,看吴妈老板:Delicious coffee!警察:Beautiful woman…老板:Let’s cheers!警察:OK,Cheers.(交杯酒)I have something to say.老板:What?警察:(从口袋里拿出钱)Ten thousands.老板:What do you mean?警察:I want Wuma.老板:Ah?You want Wuma?阿Q:(冲过来)Master!老板:My dear sir,you know,tomorrow is my farther’s birthday.I need her to work for me.警察:I know,I know!老板:You know. Ha Ha Ha…警察:One million!老板:One million?警察:I want Wuma.阿Q:(冲过来)I want Wuma.老板:My dear Sir,you know,tomorrow is really my father’s birthday.警察:I know,I know…老板:you know…警察:(掏出枪)I want Wuma!老板:Hn…. Wuma is yours!警察:Thank you !hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. (掏出钱,塞到吴妈手中)You see,I’m good.吴妈:撒掉钱,老板去捡警察:Shit,I will kill you.阿Q:哼,我手持钢鞭将你打!Master!警察:哼 Wma,if you don’t go with me,I will kill you at once.阿Q:You can’t hurt her.警察:eng,bia(用枪打阿Q)阿Q:I am hurt,I am dying Wuma,but before I die,I will draw a picture for you.wait a moment. (冲到老板面前,嚎哭)Master,this is my last request.(忽然站立)Master I just want a big piece of paper. (甩开老板)Be quick!(倒向吴妈)吴妈:阿Q,are you all right?阿Q:咳嗽,Wuma, you know I am not a wolf.吴妈:I know,I know.阿Q:Wuma,Do you know,I love you very much?Wma。I just want you to be my wife,Ok?吴妈:OK,I will be your wife.阿Q:But Wuma,you know,I am very poor.吴妈:I don’t care,I don’t care.阿Q:咳嗽 咳嗽 警察:Ah,this is a big pen.老板:Ah,this is small paper.(跑开) And this is large paper,here you are.阿Q:A big pen,OK!哼哼哈哈I will draw a picture for Wuma.三人一起摇晃,阿Q倒地拿起画,上面两个心阿Q:Wuma,this is the only picture for you,Wuma I am dying,咳嗽Wuma!!!!倒地警察:So Wuma, you just go with me !老板:No Wuma, you just go with me !警察:go with me..(你在这边)老板:go with me 警察:Hahaq,This is my wife No.6.吴妈,no,no,no,I don’t want go with you.老板:Haha you see,poor people no right to live in this world and they do not have right to fall in love with the girl. What should I do now?Oh,I know (把尸体拖走)He is so heavy!
英语情景剧剧本:Three Little Pigs 三只小猪Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者:三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥,他们很懒,他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的,她整天帮着妈妈 works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈:你们已经长大了,你们得 your own houses. 为自己盖间房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见,孩子们。去盖间房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪:好的,妈妈。再见。 Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼:我饿了。看,三只小猪可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹:哥哥,你们在干什么? Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁:我在用树叶盖房子。 Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东:我在用树枝盖房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹:可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不 And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥:我们知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么? Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹:我在用砖头盖房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥:用砖头盖,那太难了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹:我知道,可是砖头很坚固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥:噢,我们盖好了。我们打 a nap. 个盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹:我的房子盖好了,我的房 is strong. 很坚固。 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼: 小猪,小猪,快开门! Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥:不开,不开。快走开。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼:这太容易了。树枝和树叶 aren’t strong. 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者:狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东