7人英语话剧剧本

守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本你可以自己调节角色~[开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前]导演：Action！[跑下台][农夫冷酷地上。]农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It’s time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music![掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I’m farming!Farming will be funny and easy~![边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅]I’m tall!And I’m Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台][兔子A上]兔子A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I’m Jay!I love U!I love Nantong![展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上]导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?![兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What’s this?[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It’s mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场）兔子A：OK,now I’m a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I’m just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步][农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（吓一跳）What’s this！农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch!兔子A：But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）]农夫：Thank you!兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前]农夫：Where~ to go? Haha![农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。]兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn’t hurt me! You didn’t hurt me！树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后][兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现]农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ! [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来]兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You can’t kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒！” 倒地]农夫：OH! [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you !!! [想一下] But I’m still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边]……兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened?树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you.兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机][兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦？What’s this？[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It’s beautiful.[放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it？？？树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button![给兔子]兔子A：Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂？李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I’m Liyong！Now let’s start our first question！What’s the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please!兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.[挂掉]李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En..?喂？喂喂？[很郁闷地下台]兔子A：Now let me call again.[拨打] 喂？兔子B：喂？兔子A：Hey Jackey！兔子B：Hey tommy!兔子A：How are you doing?兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents doing?兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U?兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing?兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A：He’s fine , too!兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY!!!兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me!!!兔子B：But where are you?兔子A：I’m under a tree!兔子B：[边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现]What can you see around you?兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you!兔子B：A rabbit…rather like me… OK! I’ll soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! [匆匆离开][兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上]兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! [兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中…“我晕！” 又晕了][兔子B上。]兔子B：I’m also rabbit！I’m clever! I’m brave ! And I’m strong! [展示肌肉] OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! [费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行] It’s too tight! I must think of a good way! [看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠] Let’s see,what’s this！A 锄头！[装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感]Oh,it’s nice.[走到树面前，正要砍]树：Stop！！！What will you do?兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend.树：O. [突然醒悟] What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?!兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! [扔掉锄头] I have to think of another idea! [想了想] Oh!![灵感突来][看了看手表] Oh it’s time to do morning exercise ！Come on! [开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me！” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗… -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A]兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!I’v got it！Music！ [音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!”兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Don’t disturb me！”继续陶醉。]兔子B：（无奈ing…）Stop！！！（音乐停） （沮丧）I can’t save my friend…[掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上]树：Money！[一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。]兔子A：[看四周] I’m free!!!Oh yes,I’m free!Thank you,Jackey! [慢动作深情扑向兔子B] Jackey~~~~ [突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”死翘。] [兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”[伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A][这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面]兔子B：I…can’t….breath……I’m dying!!!! [也翘了]农夫：[农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子] En..?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much.[兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场]树：[还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞]A！It’s a fake！Wait for me！[追下去]

PPT英文话剧——Cinderella 灰姑娘【八人六幕剧】其中一人为旁白，可根据实际需要去掉旁白，则变成七人剧本。 角色分配： •Cinderella •Prince Edward •Fairy Godmother •Stepsister •Stepmother •Soldier •Host•Reader（旁白)幕剧安排：• The scene one: at Cinderella’s house• The scene two: in the kitchen• The scene three: in the palace• The scene four: at Cinderella’s house• The scene five: at Cinderella’s house• The scene six: in the palace PPT文件在 豆丁网 Cinderella 。注意在搜索框输入Cinderella ，再点PPT。搜索的第二个，封面是蓝色的。台词很少，抄下就行了，分配好角色后，每个人抄下自己的对白就可以了。

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勇敢的小红帽Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood：(拿着双节棍，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.L：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!M：（亲切地看着L）Be careful.and……if you are ever in trouble,don’t fight,just run , just run away.L： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.(M下, L挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)L： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子摩拳擦掌地采花）I’ll pick some flowers！Wolf：（Wolf大步地走上台）I am gray wolf. I am so hungry. (东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood!Rad wolf： I am rad wolf.（指着W）he is my huaband,a foolish wolf.（叉腰出现在身后）have you got any food?W：（一惊，转身，谄媚地弯腰笑着）darling,i……R：I don’t need any explanation! I don’t want to eat vegetables any more!You must get some meat now! now!W：（抱头）yes darling!i will!（来到舞台中央，对L）Hi! Lovely girl!Where are you going? (狡猾的和L打招呼)L：who……oh!(警觉的退后）you are that bad grey wolf!aren’t you?W(吃惊)：how do you know?L：Because you looks so ugly and your prologs are very old. My mum has told me many stories about wolves.you are silly and bad……you can’t trick me!W：（晕倒状，扶额无语）e…….L：(上下指指点点)：look at your dirty clothes and messy hair,no no no……how shameless!W：（低头看自己，一脸委屈）I don’t have money to buy new shoes or clothes or mirror……（转头看一眼R）all my monry have given my wife……R：（声音从后边传来）what did you say?——say again!W：nothing! Darling! i said nothing I sware!R：you’d bett be quick!i’m hungry!W：ok ok!（看着L，舔嘴角，恶狠狠）now,I can eat you!L：（摆出拳击手势，对W勾勾手指）you may try if you want to die ! i will let you know the meaning of ‘regret’ !W：（退后两步，犹豫）why?shi isn’t like that fool Little Red Riding Hood in story that my grandpa told me……what should I do?R：(上台，对W)where is my food?W：（指L）here shi is.R：why don’t you catch her?W：（结结巴巴）d d d darling,i……（哼哼唧唧）L：（突然想起，一拍脑袋）oh!my mum told me not to fight,I must run away immediately.（俯身偷偷看了一眼W，蹑手蹑脚地慢慢走开）R：（生气，揪住W耳朵大吼）stupid ！you are a wolf and she is only a little girl !W：（反应过来）yes! I am a strong wolf !（看到L要逃，指着她大喊）hey ! stop !(追上去)（R 挥舞平底锅加油，W追L，两人在台上跑）R：come on ! come on ! good ! catch her !（最终W捉住L）W：（得意洋洋）Aha! I catch you!（对R）darling,we will have meat to eat this evening!R：yes ! I can’t wait to have dinner! Dear, let’go home now!M：（从后台走上）Little Red Riding Hood?my dear? Where are you?L：（大喊）mum mum! I am here !M：（看见，吃了一惊）：grey wolf?oh no! let my daughter go !W：（哈哈大笑）you are day dreaming!i am a wolf !A evil wolf! I must eat her as my dinner!M：（沉重地）yes I know,you are a wolf.but listen,Mr.wolf,you’d better let her go,or you will have bad luck,you may be hurt……it’s my advise.（L从篮子里抽出双节棍，追着W一阵痛打，W抱头痛的满台跑）R：（追上W）dear! What happened ! are you ok?……dear!……（L,M,R跑下台）M：（惋惜、同情地）Mr.wolf,you see,I have told you but you didn’t follow my words……（后台W的声音遥遥传来：we will go back again!）（L蹦蹦跳跳上台）L：dear mum,the grey wolf has gone away!M：god to be thanked!L：not god helps me,I can save myself ! mum ,I am clever and strong!M：you are right , my dear!you did a good job!（《健康歌》，L和M来到中央跳舞）L：we should do exercise everyday and be stronger,at that time ,no wolf can hurt us!mum ,let’s go to see my grandma!（W,R搀扶着上台，L看见了，W,R急忙要走）L：hey! Stop!(追下台)M：dear!dear! where you go ?……drea!(亦下台)

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英语剧剧本：搞笑英语剧：三笑三 （漆表演） 场介绍： Ladies and gentlemen,let me introduct the actor. The first is zhaoyun,he is the most actor tonight.and his black brother zhangfei ,and there boss liubei .don't forgot the other side Mr cao,and his adviser JiangGan,and the most strong XiaHou Dun.At last,don't forget who behind the scenes ME----the Director. 第幕：物赵云 夏侯惇 曹操 蒋干 旁白：刚才久黑汉曹操军救刘备刘阿斗现向杀张飞（赵云场）Not too long ago,a black general saved the son of LiuBei ,Liu A dou.now,he is coming. His name is Zhangfei. 赵云：no本姓赵名云乃山龙 no! my family name is zhao my middle name is yun and my given name is zilong ~ （赵云背拿坨布代表阿斗） 赵云：看主公点骨血刘阿斗我火场救我自脸却早已……唉……化作焦炭（顾影自怜状）look! this is the last blood of the boss ! liu e dou . i took him out from the fire ,but my face hane already ...ai ~. （夏侯敦挺着枪呈猫腰状杀） 夏侯敦：贼莫跑要我杀戒（冲） Children stop there or i will kill you （赵云左手抱阿斗右手与搏斗） 赵云：恶居敢偷袭我fuck,!! you bitch dare to attack me ?? （二装腔作势打斗数招） 赵云：看我九阴白骨爪stop!! wait!!! one two three... nine dark white bone fingers!! 夏侯敦：唔（倒） oh my gad i'm over 赵云：宜久留快寻主公（）yeah~ bitch i will go to look for my boss , goodbye~ （曹操、蒋干二） 曹操：没想我初兵便杀敌望风逃真谓师未捷身先死使英雄泪满襟 I didn't expect that we can beat the enemy with our first attack. It reminds me of a poem, "Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Long the hero Tearful" 蒋干：丞相您说真见吉利 Prime minister,It does not sound good about what you have said; （曹操险些夏侯敦绊倒） 曹操：咦谁扔西瓜皮（转身看见倒夏侯敦）Huh? Who threw the banana rind? 曹操：夏侯卿难道搞行艺术Do not Xiahou Dun? Is he engaged in what is called performance art? （蒋干前夏侯敦顿拍打二站起） 曹操：夏侯卿何要装西瓜皮Why do you want to install banana rind on the ground? 夏侯敦：脸黑炭 手抱孩there is a very black people witha baby in his band 蒋干：敌保姆带孩it Is enemy's maid with a child in his arm. 曹操：呢What did you do? 夏侯敦：i i i…… i rushed to him and fight with him i'mfightting fightting fightting我 我…… 我冲与打斗 打 打 打 曹操：呢What then? 蒋干：丞相看夏侯军杀退敌 Prime minister, it is likely that general Xiahou has defeated the enemy 夏侯敦：唔唔（手势：指指门外右手作九随即作全身发冷状指向自衣服再指向曹操作爪击状） 曹操：呢 Then what happened? 夏侯敦：no no no I was defeated he used the nine cloud white bone finger ,it's so terrible （曹操、蒋干二夏侯敦拉起） 曹操：看敌应该没走远咱乘胜追击（慷慨状）It seems that the enemy should not go far. Let's run after them. 蒋干：候我真佩服丞相您乐观理……（赞同状） Sometimes I really admires prime minister very much about your optimistic psychology ...... 夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔~（抡起两拳作欲与敌搏斗状） （三） 第二幕:物：刘备 张飞 诸葛亮 赵云 （刘备、张飞、诸葛亮三） 旁白：刘备行军营外观看敌情~~~LiuBei and his team are looking something out of his military camp. 、 （诸葛亮走前面张飞、刘备二紧跟其） 诸葛亮：（转）主公啊按理说您走先啦（恭敬状）old liu ah,you should walk in front of us! Is not it? 刘备：啦军师您身块荫凉躲避避暑错Noit's very cool that I stand just behind youI can avoid summer heat 诸葛亮：（眺望状）主公我所料错现马要雨liu ah,come here! I tell you a secret! I think it is about to rain! 刘备：先神算所及知先何知道要雨great predictionNo one can compare with youjust wonder how do you know it's going to rain 诸葛亮：首先气预报说今雨；其（手指前）看边块黑云First,the weather report told us it is going to rain today;second,look at the sky,so many dark clouds are coming! （赵云） 张飞：哇龙啊想见龙换新桌面啊Ha! That is person who called long ah, I could not believe that you have changd a new tabletop without a minute! （张飞迎） 张飞：龙 long 赵云：翼德救我 help!!! brother three. （张飞） 赵云：主公云殊死力战保主许久见啼哭怕已经……（悲愤状取布包打并捧着） boss, i have trid my best to protect the little boss. but it have a long time to hear nothing. i am afraid... 赵云：kao没良居能睡着跟爹 oh ~ shit.how can the son of bitch get in asleep.just like his father 刘备：咳咳 （赵云转身面向刘备） 诸葛亮：龙我说嘴少门总能啥实都往外说啊Zilong,not I tell you, although it is true,you should not say it out! （刘备怒视诸葛亮诸葛亮恍知赵云前阿斗递给刘备刘备捧着阿斗） 刘备：倒楣孩几乎损我员啊我留着赶啊我摔死吧because of youI almost lose a brave generalWhy do I keep you alivelet me kill you（阿斗摔） （赵云前准阿斗狂踹数脚诸葛亮前拉住赵云始终作势欲踢诸葛亮用身体压住赵云走前脚阿斗踢飞） 旁白：今阿斗智力便现明显发育迟缓……This is why liu a dou is so foolish that lost his country. 赵云：咦见关二哥呢 yi ~~ where is brothe two GuanYu? 刘备：二弟昨军师摆八卦阵冲撞马候闪着腰现休养呢：He layout the BaGuaZhen for military adviser yesterday, but when he rushed out , he get his waist twisted, now he stay in bed. 诸葛亮：哎太糟糕看我健康健壮告诉喝三鹿奶粉（自恋状）Oh,It is so bad! Look at me,so healthy,so strong!tell him to drink more sanlu milk powder! 赵云：给孩喝（走前抚摸诸葛亮做怜惜状） so you drink to be a foolish? 曹操（台）：啊~（惨烈） 刘备：难道三弟重操旧业咱快看看Did zhangfei return to one's former career Go to see what happen? （三） 第三幕： 物 张飞 曹操 夏侯 蒋干 刘备 诸葛亮 旁白：间拨三钟前张飞战坂坡……Go back to three minutes before the time set asidezhangfei fight with caocao's army on changbanpo （张飞台转圈京剧拿柱般亮相定格） 曹操蒋干：嘿嘿嘿嘿（奸笑） 夏侯敦：唔唔唔唔……（奸笑） （三奸笑台）代写剧本 至美.jiaokedu中国 张飞：哇火腿肠拉 Wa!You, The hot dog, come back ! 夏侯敦：我靠黑黑都牛x我怕 black man come again Blacks are very powerfuli'm afaid 曹操：阁何何竟美妙声音Excuse me. May I know your name? What a wonderful voice you have! 张飞：我便燕（yān）张翼德（咬牙）I am Zhang Yide from jingdu! (clenches teeth) 曹操：阉原太监……夏侯敦解决 You are the so called coward,aren't you?xiahou,beat it! （夏侯敦低猫腰冲） 夏侯敦：唔唔~唔 （二打起）（定格） 蒋干：丞相仗咱必输桥断水倒流呢快叫夏侯军吧 Prime minister, we must have lose this Campaign , the bridge will also cut off the water soon!Let's call Xiahou general to get down quickly 曹操：知道How dou you know it? 蒋干：《真三双叁》坂任务啊 "Really,it is the game's duty of Three countries Unparalleled Three"!! 曹操：干啊我看太沉迷于中国络游戏既浪费间海身体听丞相句吧珍命远离三俗啊 I think you are too addicted to online games. What a waste of time, and It's harmful,listen to me ,You must take good care of yourself. （张飞与夏侯敦二继续张飞枪击夏侯敦） 夏侯敦：oh my gad i am over again打败 （蒋干前夏侯敦拖） 曹操：唉今世道变太监都厉害啦 Why does that coward become so brave? 张飞：曹贼听着今汝等必能桥 cao ,stops talking! Today you all can't pass this bridge with a live one! 曹操：汝休猖狂今要我手典韦身死许诸拉稀于禁肺炎李典麻疹文聘肝癌张辽痔疮才输给shut up!If general dianwei was still alive,We would not be defeated! 张飞：手终究用啊面景请我真想赋诗首——Nobody may go to battle for you ,Facing this scenery,i really want to sing a song.er, on ......On ......（音乐起）only you ~~~~~only……you…… （夏侯敦跃起） 夏侯敦：唔唔唔……（手捂耳跑） 曹操：啊（惨厉叫声并手捂耳） 蒋干：啊（惨厉叫声并手捂耳） 曹操：难道传说门尔松c调《鬼叫》协奏曲何震撼（惊惶状）Why is this so shocking! 蒋干：（手指张飞）快看丞相桥断水始倒流啦（转身手捂耳） Look, Prime minister! The bridge broke! The water also starts to flow backwards（音效：山崩裂声） 曹操：aaaaaaaaaa（痛苦吐血状）（定格） （诸葛亮、刘备、赵云三） 诸葛亮：别唱啦再唱曹操给唱死啦Do not sing more,ok?if you go on singing,CaoCao will die because of your song! 刘备：三弟快打住（手捂耳）Stop,stop（手捂耳） 张飞：only you ~~~~~only……you……（余音绝） 刘备：龙快三弟扛Zilongcarry zhangfei back quickly 赵云： ok （赵云前手捂住张飞嘴扛走张飞依旧唱停） （张飞、赵云二） 旁白：首歌传唱至今 经久衰叫做：only you~~~~ since then, a song becomevery very famous.The name is 《Only You》.(歌声再响起众谢幕~~