英语故事2分钟内

幼儿英语故事是提高英语教学的有效方法之一,幼儿英语故事教学是幼儿英语教学中的一种基本形式。我整理了2分钟英语小故事，欢迎阅读!

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

一只瞎眼的兔子和一只瞎眼的蛇相遇了。它们俩都知道自己是什么动物，但不知道对方是什么，于是它们都决定试试对方

The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.

兔子说：“你先摸摸我。”蛇同意了，它摸了一下兔子。

He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."

蛇说：“额，你全身都有皮毛，有一个小棉球似的尾巴，耳朵很长，后腿很粗壮…”

The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.

兔子说，“我知道!我是只兔子!耶!”然后兔子摸了一下蛇。

He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."

兔子说，“好吧，你长长的细细的，全身都滑溜溜的，还有一根分叉的舌头…”

The snake says, "Oh no! I'm a lawyer."

蛇说：“不!我是个律师”

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

一位职业猎人带着妻子和岳母一块去游猎。一个傍晚，丛林深处，夫人突然发现母亲不见了。她坚持两个人都要努力去找到母亲。

The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

猎人拿起了他的来福，喝了一大口威士忌，开始找人。在营地不远处，他们看到了一个令人震惊的地方：岳母背对着一大丛灌木，一只雄狮正看着她。

The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"

夫人哭道：“我们该怎么办?”

"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

“没什么”，猎人丈夫说道，“狮子自己走进这么乱的地方的，让他自己出来吧。”

So this guy goes into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot but it has a blue string handing from one foot and a red one from the other. He thinks this is a little strange so he asks the shopkeeper what the strings are for.

有个人在宠物店发现了一只美丽的鹦鹉，但是它的一只脚上牵着蓝色的绳子，而另一只牵着红色的。这个人觉得有些奇怪，就去问店主绳子是做什么的?

"Well this is a highly trained parrot" the shopkeeper replies. "If you pull the red string he talks in French, if you pull the blue string he talks in English".

“噢，这是一只训练有素的鹦鹉。”店主回答道。“如果你拉动红绳子，它会讲法语，如果你拉动蓝绳子，它就讲英语”

"Wow" exclaims the man shopping, "That's really neat. What happens if you pull them both at the same time?"

“哇塞，”这个人感到很惊讶。“太厉害了。那如果你同时拉呢?”

"I fall off my perch you idiot!" exclaims the parrot.

“我会从架子上跌倒的!你个笨蛋!”鹦鹉回答道。