The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.
兔子说:“你先摸摸我。”蛇同意了,它摸了一下兔子。
He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."
蛇说:“额,你全身都有皮毛,有一个小棉球似的尾巴,耳朵很长,后腿很粗壮…”
The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
兔子说,“我知道!我是只兔子!耶!”然后兔子摸了一下蛇。
He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."
兔子说,“好吧,你长长的细细的,全身都滑溜溜的,还有一根分叉的舌头…”
The snake says, "Oh no! I'm a lawyer."
蛇说:“不!我是个律师”
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
“没什么”,猎人丈夫说道,“狮子自己走进这么乱的地方的,让他自己出来吧。”
So this guy goes into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot but it has a blue string handing from one foot and a red one from the other. He thinks this is a little strange so he asks the shopkeeper what the strings are for.
"Well this is a highly trained parrot" the shopkeeper replies. "If you pull the red string he talks in French, if you pull the blue string he talks in English".