SNOW WHITE CONTENTS SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起,旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother? Where is my mother? 音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场 Q: I am a queen, I’m very beautiful,Where is Mirror? Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: Hunter, go kill S.w. 猎人出场 H: Yes, my queen 音乐起,小动物出场,追赶猎人,公主惊慌出逃 S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please A: what’s the matter with you? S.w: The hunter…hunter… A: bite you bite you … 小动物追赶猎人下场 S.w: I am tired and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down. 音乐起,7个小矮人出场, D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food---- 2\somebody drank my water---- 3\someone is sleeping now---- 4\What a beautiful girl!---- 小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话 5\How do you do? S.w: How do you do? My name is S.w … Nice to meet you! D: (齐说)Nice to meet you ,too---- 6\ welcome to our house!---- 7\Would you like to live here? S.w: My pleasure, thank you very much! D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, S.W 皇后、魔镜出场 Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most beautiful? M: S.w is much more beautiful than you! Q: What? S.w is not dead? Hahaha, I got a good idea! 音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话 Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple, S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma! Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite? S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma! 白雪公主咬一口后倒地 Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha… 小矮人出场、围着公主哭 S.w wake up, wake up… 音乐起,动物引着王子出场 P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen! 王子吻公主,公主醒了 S.w: Thank you for your help! P: My pleasure 音乐起,小动物、小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞
Jean: Honey, I think you should quit smoking. 亲爱的,我觉得你要戒烟了。 Jaco: Why? You said I was hot when smoking. Don’t you like me any more? 为什么?你以前不是说我抽烟的时候很性感吗?你不喜欢我了? Jean: You are as hot as ever. But I want you to be fit. 你还是和以前一样性感。但是我更喜欢你健健康康的。 Jaco: Smoking is killing. I know. 我知道。吸烟有害。 Jean: Check this packet of cigarettes. 看看这包烟。 Jake: Smoking can lead to erectile dysfunction. Crap. Is it true? 吸烟导致阳痿?不是吧,真假的? Jean: Of course. Cigarettes with this print are being sold in Hong Kong. If we had this kind of cigarettes, there would not be as many as people smoking now. 当然了。这种印刷的烟在香港有卖。如果我们这里有的话,肯定不会有像现在这么多的人抽烟了。 Jaco: Here? Please. Never ever. Even a teenager smokes. And we pay taxes. Government is making money. That would be the last choice. 这里?拜托。不可能。十几岁的都抽。而且我们上税的啊。政府赚钱的。我觉得而不可能卖这种包装的烟。 Jean: But thanks to you guys, government is loosing money because more money needs to be spent to put out the fire. Stop beating around the bush. Will you quit or not? 可多亏了你们,政府也在赔钱。他们要花更多的钱来灭火。 别拐弯儿抹角了,你到底戒不戒烟? Jaco: Yes, ma’am. Whatever you say. 好。你说什么就什么吧。