3人英语话剧3分钟

A:Hello B, why are you cry? B:Oh my god!!! I lost my bag. C:What color is it?? B:It's blue. Yes blue!!!! C:Is it yours? B:No,I think that's D's bag. D:Yes It's mine. A:And Is it yours? B:No,It's black, I think that's E's. E:Look! your bag is over there! B:Where? E:Under the tree! B:Oh thanks! That's mine! A:Look that cat! It bites your bag! B:No!!! No!!! Get out here!!! 你给ABCDE各定义一个名字, 再代入文章。5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩老麻烦..

Hello,Good morning.Hi,good morning.How are you?I'm fine,thank you!Bye!Goodbye!

Just For Your WantLegend of phoenix Aside : This stage play was adapted according to an old story about a phoenix’ enjoyable experience in the beautiful water city of Liaocheng .The phoenix ,because she slyly drunk a glass of strong liquor in the heaven which was the tribute from the earth , was drove out from the heaven and fell on this enchanting place on the earth in an appearance of humanoid beauty .She would not return back until she found the same liquor.Scene 1Phoenix (soliloquy):Oh ,it was really a sound sleep .I dreamed of my mother and my sister , oh , I missed them so much . How can I return back .Yes , I have to search for the liquor , that fragrant and strong liquor . If I find it and drink the same amount . I will get my colorful plume and fly back to my heavenly home , and see my mother and sister . But…where am I ? The place is so charming that it reminds me of my home .Green grass , broad lake…Over The RainbowScene 2(Mr. Zhang was a local merchant in Liaocheng ,while Mr. Wang was a merchant from Hangzhou who had promised to bring Mr. Zhang some jade plates for their business exchange . For Mr. Wang , it was his first trip to Liaocheng , and so ,Jinghang Canal was considered to be the most convenient route . But he has confronted much more difficulties . This morning a preceding letter said that Mr. Wang was going to arrived at Shanshan Guild Hall this noon . In case of missing Mr. Zhang has been waiting there since a very early time . However it was a long anxious wait . Mr. Zhang has grown too boring to stay any more , then , Mr. Wang finally showed up . But to everyone’s big surprise…)Merchant Wang : Deep water ,watch out !Merchant Zhang : Damn it ! What is going on ? Oh , hey guy it’s you , I thought you’ve drowned . You always surprise me .Merchant Wang : Oh , Mr.Zhang,sorry for so much trouble and such a long wait.But,it was really a hard journey . When my boat almost drow into shore , there is something wrong with the wheels. So , I have to swim here .Merchant Wang : But the jade plates you want are save , I’ve brought a sample here .M.Z:Oh , thank you.You should be very tired . I’ve reserved a hotel for you to rest.I can stay in Liaocheng for a few days and have a good look at the beautiful old city.M.W : Yeah,I think that I should .The views along the JingHang Canal are so elegant that I was fascinated by it and forget to go.And before I arrived here,somebody told me that Liaocheng was a city with long history and full of cultures.I think it worth a long stay.M.Z:It deserved it .Even many foreigners like to stay here for the rest of their lives.And besides the JingHang Canal it also has a board lake which was called DongChang Lake,one of the biggest man-made lakes in China.Its beauty can be compared with the XiHu in Hangzhou or even more beautiful than that.M.W:Yeah,and the magic tall Guang Yue Lou,which was built without a nail.And this…,ShanShan guild hall is a good place for us to exchange business . All of this worth a long stay.M.Z:Right.And still a lot for you to find.But, by the way , aren’t you hungry ? How about that we have supper first?I’ve prepared some good dishes special in Liaocheng and some liquor…M.W:Oh,stop…I mean…I can’t wait , expecially the liquor.M.Z:Let’s go…Merchant Wang : Oh , wait , my sister has been here with me .Merchant Zhang : Really ? Where is she ?MW: She is still in the boat . You know she is such a lady , and she would rather stay there than swim along with me .MZ : Yeah, I know . So go and find her , quick . How luckily that she is not a crazy man as you .Scene 3Sister : oh , what a beautiful city Liaocheng is ! Oh , look at the views . these are even more charming than some places in Hangzhou . I’d like to stay here for the rest of my life . I don’t care about my brother . He always want to put me under his surveillance,and protect me as a little bird.But I’m seventeen now,old enough for me to find my love,and start my own life.These years after my parents died,my big brother really take good care of me.And I appreciate those things very much.Well,I also love my brother,but that’s not enough.I can’t stay with him forever.He has to find his own life,so do I.Well,how about if I find a gorgeous boy here and marry him?Oh,sounds like a good idea.But how could I?M.Z:Hey,there’s a beautiful lady.Is that your sister?M.W:Yeah,she must be tired of waiting and prefer to walk,and meet us.Hey,Morven,come here!Morven:Oh,hi,brother,I’so tired of staying in the boat that I walked here.M.W:Morven , this is Mr. Zhang , and , my sister Morven .MZ : Hi, Morven , ( nice girl ， to MW)Morven：Nice to meet you . (delicate feeling arouse in her heart which made her face sharply red )……MZ: You must be very hungry , let ‘s go to the restaurant . Miss .MW: Beatiful ?MZ : Yeah , but local ladies here are much more beautiful . I an sure. Come on guy .Scene 4Phoenix:Oh,I am very hungry.I don’t care where it is now.I should find a place to eat first…(The phoenix met the two merchants.)P:Excuse me,Miss,er…I am very hungry.Would you be kind enough to give me something to eat?I am sorry…I…Morven ：Oh , brother , she’ s going to die . Let me help youM.Z: Oh,I see.You are a lucky girl by meeting us.We are on our half way to a restaurant…so…how about that we share the meal together?I hope you ,Miss,would not care so much…P:Oh,I don’t care.I am really very tired.If no one help me , I’ll die of starvation. Thank you .(So,they went to the restaurant.)Scene 5Waiter : Sir , What can I do for you ?MZ : I’ve reserved a room on the second floor .Waiter : So , you must be Mr, Zhang ?MZ : Right .Waiter: This way please , sir .Waiter : The dishes you ordered are very unique , special in Liaocheng . So , you must be very familiar about it .WZ : You are right , l live here . Special dishes for special people .Waiter : And special room for special men , and … ladies .(The girl gorged the food hurrily as if she haven’t eaten for a century.The two merchants looked at the girl in a full puzzlement.)M.W:Miss…where are you from?You don’t look like local .P:Yeah…you are right.To tell you the truth,I came from the heaven.Morven : Heaven ?M.W :Heaven？Sorry,Miss,I am sure I can not understand.M. Z : Let me tell you , cities like Liaocheng and Hangzhou can be nick named as Heaven . You kinow ? And all girls are fairies .You see ? So beautiful .P: Sir , but I am from the real heaven .I am a phoenix before.I am here looking for a liquor…M.Z: Liquor ? Sorry,Miss,I am sure I am totally confused.P:Yes,the liquor…I slyly drunk a glass of strong liquor in the heaven which was the tribute from the earth .Then I was drove out from the heaven and fell on this enchanting place.So here I am.I would not return back until I found the same liquor.Scene 6(Merchant Wang opened his wrapper and took out a bottle of liquor.)M.W:Miss,is this the one you are looking for?The liquor is as strong and fragrant as you have described.P:Yeah,it smells so.What’s the name?Waiter : Jing Yanggang,Miss…the one that Wu Song drunk.That eighteen bowls of liquor gave Wu Song strong power to send the tiger to death.P:Oh…such a magic!Maybe it would be the right one to give me the power to fly back to the sky.M.W:It must be.I never heard a liquor stronger than Jing Yanggang.M.Z:Try it,Miss!Scene 7The girl drunk some and changed into her original form.Then,a phoenix flew into the sky.Morven : oh , such a magic , here is so beautiful that I would not go .They danced off.一人两个，最后选个厉害点的人物

剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员演出的依据。与剧本类似的词汇还包括脚本、剧作等等。它是以代言体方式为主，表现故事情节的文学样式。剧本主要分为文学剧本与摄影剧本。

Three Times’ Beating Monster

人物：T唐僧S:孙悟空 E:猪八戒

J:沙僧

B:白骨精（何平） B1:B变成的村姑 B2:B变成的太婆B3:B变化成的老头

T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?

S: Bajie,map!

E: （摸出，递给S）

S: Look,boss （凑近T）……（T、S一齐转向E）

T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!

E: Oh, boss!Forgive me（伸手拿回）

T: （缩手）I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west

E: But……

T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?

E: （递）Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!（坐）My stomach doesn’t allow So.

S: Fat Pig!

E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……

S: You will what（凶相）？

E: （软禁）I will help you catch fleas（跳蚤）。

S: Hm!

T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?

E: You see , boss is hungry,too!

T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!

J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away……

T: Em……It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?

S: No problem!（安装）（B已躲在一旁偷看）

J: This is……？

S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!

T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!

S: Bye!（走）

T: Let’s play cards!（三人开始打牌）音乐《斗地主》

B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.（变成B1）

B1: （接近三人，望着）Can I join you?

J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.

B1: （在一旁观看）Oh,Chance! Bomb!

T: Bomb?（打出）

B1: Double King!

T: Oh…I win! Em……，Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!（准备开电网门）

S: （回来，看见B1）Oh,monster!（上前就打）

B1: （倒）Ah……

T: （气愤）Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!

S: She is a monster!

T: Nonsense!（深呼吸）

S: Oh,please don’t……

T:It’s too late!（唱）Once more……you open the door…（泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱）

S: Please,Please,oh,no……（痛苦抱头）

T: （呛住，咳）Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!

B: （真身出现）Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!（变成太婆）

B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?

T: Daughter?…（连忙挡住地尸体）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡）

S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!（S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2）

E&J: Are you Ok, boss?（扶T）

J: Look,（伸食指）how many?

T:Two……（晕乎乎地）Sun Wukong, game over!（变成B3）

B3: （看到B1,B2尸体）Oh…，my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!（哭喊）

S: I’ll kill you, monster!（打）

T: （想阻止，未及）You,you……（险些晕，E,J扶住 ）You have killed three lives!

S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!

T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!

S: （悲，离去）（音乐，营造 "假"悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》

J: boss, brother Monkey is……

T: Dont mention that guy any more!

B: （出现） Ha,ha,ha!（三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后"飘"走）

T: （惊）You are……

B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!（E,J去阻斗，被击退）

B: （抓住T）Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha……

S: （悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕）A thousand years later.

T: Wukong?

E: Oh,Brother Monkey!

J: Our hero is back!

T: I,I cant understand……What happened?

S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!

T: How,how did you find out?

S: （沉默）……Monkeys intuition（直觉）

T: Wukong（S不理T）I admit my mistake this time（S仍不理）Im sorry（小声）

S: What?

T: Im sorry.

S: Em? Louder,please?

T: I……am……sorry……（S 捂耳）（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）

（谢幕）

A Play:

Buying Medicine

By Liu Qinglin

Characters: X ------ Xiao Fei

S ------- Shopkeeper

D- ---- Doctor Li

O- -----Others （ O1, O2 O3 -----）

Ws ------ Wounded soldiers （ W1, W2,W3 -----）

H -----He zhenwu, a Japanese spy

W- ---- Woman

J ------ Japanese

Scene1

（ At an old temple lie some wounded soldiers. D is examining their wounds.）

D: Good evening, everyone.

Ws: （ Together） Good evening, Dr Li.

D: Hello, let me examine you.

W1: I’m all right. There’s no need to do so. （ W1 is about to fall down.）

D: （Helps him up） Your leg discloses you! Let me have a look. Ah, it’s going worse. Let me put some

medicine on you.

W1: No, it isn’t necessary. There is little medicine left. Go to look after that young man. He has a high

fever. He seems fainted.

D: （ Takes W2’s temperature. ） So he has! He needs an injection but we have none. Feed him these last three pills with warm water. What else can I do? There’s no medicine left.

W3: Don’t worry, Doctor. I am young and strong. I am all tight now. I’ll go and buy some medicine.

D: No, you are not all right. Your leg will bleed when you move. Lie down and have a good rest.

W4: So you can let me go . I can run very fast. The enemy cannot catch me.

（ Just then, Xiao Fei comes in.）

X: Be quiet everybody. You must have a good rest. This is order, you know.

W1: But there’s no medicine left.

X: That’s why I’m here. I’ve come to fetch the list . I’ll go to town to buy medicine.

D: Have you got any money?

X: No.

D: （ Takes off her gold ring.） Take this with you. Perhaps you can change it for medicine.

X: No, I can’t take it , because it is given to you by your future husband who gave up his life to the revolution a few days ago. It mustn’t go to other people’s hands.

D: But how can you get the medicine without money?

X: Don’t worry. I’ll manage. Goodbye.

D and Ws: Be careful!

Scene2

（ Music） （ Xiao is walking on the way like a businessman. He sings as he goes.

When he Passes a corn field, he sees He Zhenwu the Japanese spy robbing a woman）

W: Help! Help!

H: You needn’t cry. There’s nobody else here. Let me marry you and make yourself noble.

W: You Japanese spy! No one will marry you.

H: Otherwise I’ll kill you! （ He raises his gun and the woman catches hold of his wrist . They start a fight. Finally, H knocks W down. Just then X arrives）

X: Stop! Don’t bully Chinese woman!

H: It’s none of your business! Go away.

X: I would rather stop you. （ H raises his gun towards X. X kicks it away. They begin a fight. W puts on his clothes W and begins to pull H’s leg. X knocks H down）

X: （To W） Quick! Help me tie him up.

W: You are bleeding. Let me do first aid.

X: It doesn’t matter. Pull him into the corn fields.

H: Please spare my life. I won’t do that again

（ W takes up the gun and is about to shoot.）

X: Don’t do that. If the Japanese hear the shot, they’ll come.

H: Thank you, sir. But please let me go.

X: Let you go? You’ll continue to kill and bully Chinese! （ X puts his socks into H’s mouth.） Wait here . And lend me your pass and bike. Don’t try to run away. （They go down.）

Scene 3

（Music） （X is riding a bike toward town. He sings as he goes along）

J1 and J2: Stop! Show me your pass.

X: Here you are!

J1 & J2: （ After reading it.） Hi! Salute. （ They Salute.） （ X goes through the town gate and after some time stops at a drug shop and knocks at the door.）

S: Who’s it?

X: It’s me, a customer.

S: （To O1） Go to answer the door.

O1: come in, please. You are the only customer for these days.

S: What can I do far you?

X: （ Hands him the pass.） We Japanese assistant soldier need some medicine. Here is the list.

S: Oh, so much medicine! Do you have enough money?

X: We’ll send you the money in a few days’ time. Quick, this is order. （ Shows him his gun.）

S: All right! All right!

S: （ To O1） Quick! Give him the medicine

O1: All right . （ Hands it to X.） Here you are.

X: I have to go now. Bye-bye.

S: （ To O1） Quick! Close the door.

O1: All right. （ He closes it.）

S: （ Makes a telephone call.） Hi! This is No1 Medicine Shop. Just now, a man came in and took a lot of medicine away. Perhaps he belongs to the Eighth Route Army . Stop him, quick!

（ X rides his bike fast. Soon he arrives at the gate, J1 is receiving a phone call. J2 signs him to stop. X rides towards him and knocks him out. J1 begins to short at him. Soon he arrives at a bridge, where two soldiers stand . X kills them with two shots. A crowd of soldiers rush towards him. He run into the corn field. H has just frees himself and is about to leave.）

J3: Oh, here he is!

js: （Together） Don’t move! Hands up!

H: I’m sorry. I’m not Eighth -----

J4: Tie him up. （ They tie him up and beat him.）

H: Ouch! I belong to Japanese army.

J5: Don’t listen to him. He’s lying. Put him in our car. Let’s go. （They go down.）

X: （X goes through the corn field and comes up to a street. He meets some Japanese and fights them. He kills some of them and enters a lane. Finally he arrives at the temple. D and Ws come to welcome him）

D: Here comes our hero.

Ws: Congratulations.

X: Thank you, everybody.

（ The end ）

L:梁山伯 Z:祝英台 M:马文才 旁：旁白

旁：话说梁山伯和祝英台三年前一同来到刚刚成立的武汉新东方书院学习英语。梁山伯酷爱口语师从口语老师邓大付学习美国口语，尤其擅长模仿马丁？路德？金的演讲。（旁白暂停，邓英文"I have a dream "）。祝英台一心梦想出国，梦想有朝一日成为BBC主持人（旁白暂停，祝英文"this is BBC…）最终祝英台以托福和GRE高分的成绩被哥伦比亚大学录取。在祝英台临走的那一天，梁山伯十八里相送在天河机场与祝英台缠绵告别。

L: Yingtai ,I love you so much and I’ll miss you so much.!

Z: I love you, too! Don’t worry. Shanbo I only love you in this wild world. I’ll marry you as soon as I’m back. Wait for me just for two years.

L: I’ll kiss you across the Pacific Ocean.

Z: I’ll kiss you from the other side. Wait for me. BoBo

旁：一周以后，祝英台从美国打来越洋电话。

L: Oh, Sweetie, Yintai I miss you so much, miss you every minute every second. Oh my dear. Are you listening to me?

Z: Listen, Liang Shanbo. I’m calling to tell you that I loved you. But I think you’d better find a better girl.

L: What? Pardon?

Z: Because I’ll get married.

L: Married ? to who?

Z: To 英俊潇洒风流倜傥玉树临风的.Ma Wencai He is so handsome. So rich, even richer than Yu Minhong. And he is good at 葵花宝典。I love his money and I love his body.

L: What are you talking about? You wait and see. I’ll give you some color to see see. I’ll kill you! I will kill you in America!

Z: America? You can come to America? Hahahaha

旁：祝英台的无端背叛深深伤害了梁山伯脆弱的心灵，他发下毒誓：不杀祝英台誓不为人。于是重新来到新东方书院学习托福和GRE.当然他没有忘记用老生证可以优惠20块钱。为了能飞越重洋去杀掉祝英台，他每天提醒自己有一个梦想。I say to you today, my friends, so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream.

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed:We hold these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal. I have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai right in America. It is a dream that deeply rooted in my heart. In my heart.

旁：一年之后，梁山伯也来到了美国，四处寻找祝英台的下落。终于在纽约街头找到他当年的爱人祝英台，而她正和马文才卿卿我我。

L: Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Who am I ? I’m Liang Shanbo. I’m here to kill you.

Z: Liang…shanbo. Oh, Wencai. He is crazy. He will kill me.

M: You! Get out of here.

L: You! Get out of here!

M: 电话来了。Hello, I’m in wuhan. Ok ok I’ll come right now

Z: Please don’t go. Just stay, please. He’ll kill me.

M: I know! But if I stay, he’ll kill me by the way

Z: You told me you were good at 葵花宝典？

M: Sorry, I’m not good at 葵花宝典。 I’m just good at 新华字典。

Z: Oh, you liar. Just get out of here!! （to Liang Shanbo） Oh, darling, you must kill me?

L: Yes, I have to. Because I hate you more than I can say.

Z: （sing）When we were young, we listened to the MP3, you said you’d love me forever. Don’t kill me, ok? Shanbo. I qiu qiu ni

L: No door! （sing） Where you go, whatever you say, I’ll be right here killing you. I only know I was born to love you or to kill you. Now I can’t love you, the only choice is to kill you.

Z: 曾经Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it. If I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. If you would ask me how long I would love him, I should say ten thousand years. That man is you The only man I love in this wild world is you. Only you.（sing）

L: The only woman I want to kill is on-ly you!!

Z: Please, you know I love you. I love you just like laoshu ai dami. I want to marry you.

L: hehehe Really?

Z: Oh, of course. Please don’t kill me!!!!

L: To kill or not to kill is a question. I don’t know. Who can tell me? I put her life in your hands. Everybody here, please tell me kill or not kill?

（to kill）

L: You hear this. I ‘m sorry. But don’t worry , I’ll go to heaven together with you.

Z: All right kill me, then we’ll become two butterflies in the beautiful garden（sing）

（sing）

Z: 亲爱的你别杀我，杀了我你也没有好结果

L:亲爱的我也不想杀 可是大家非得要我杀

what are you going to do after school,linda?tom is ill in brd.we are going to see him.i'sorry to hear that.what's wrong with him?he has a bed cold.may i go to see him with you?sure.