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话剧《疯狂的疯狂》

这个搞笑《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）

People: Zhang Jun, Su Yao, Chen Jie, Songguixiang, Wang Zhulin, Lu Chen, Old Li and colleagues Scene 1 Zhang walk on the way to work Zhang Jun…… bite out cell phone pocket. , Zhang: Hey! Would you whom? Wangzhulin: Xiao Zhang Mody, I ah, Wang Zhulin, I ask you, the last legacy of the dispute in the case how do you like? Finishing your material better? I am eager to see it here. Zhang: that the case ah! Likenew situation is like this, Wang Zhulin, Professor Liu's second son was not carrying a Professor Lau will stay Mody, originally as a basis for Professor Liu left to the property and deposits are under 2 son all, but now also in the safe Professor Liu found a new will, in accordance with this new wills, Professor Liu their property into the name of the three-part, the occupying a third son Liu , and two sons Liu also accounts for only one-third, one-third of the final left to the five-year-old son Xiao-Wei Liu Hao Liu, however, the probate of the will…… has been identified by the court to do to, and if confirmed the authenticity of the new wills, then must reconsider the case, ah…… a little trouble this…… good, good…… I immediately on the approach of our company…… Scene 2 Jinxu firm, in the office there are several people are office, Chen entered from the outside, gingerly at the entrance toward the Peering inside, it seems unlikely Haoyisai into account, Zhang Jun down from the entrance of a mobile phone were found. Zhang: How do you whom? Chen:…… can not afford, I came here to the lawyer you some problems. Zhang: Hello, I Jinxu law firm lawyers Zhang Jun, if you have any involves legal issues, I can help you solve. Chen: Mody, but…… Then there Nanse surface, there seems to be saying what not to export. Zhang: We assure you here is firm, the client agency devoted to accept cases, litigation. But for the client's personal privacy will be kept strictly confidential. You can be assured this point. Chen: I have a case here, you do cases here to how much money? Then there seems to surface Nanse and frightening is the same as in the slightly trembling. Zhang: I see you still get together and talk about me? Then open the door to Chen brought into the two people to sit down face-to-face, get up to Chen Jie Zhang Daolebeishui: to first Hekoushui, slowly said. Chen detainees received water, and it has not drink on the table: I…… I have come to ask if divorce is how to run. Finish began quietly crying. Zhang: You rest assured that we have here is for the client services, and you wield difficult to tell us, we can seek legal ways to solve the Mody. Chen Yaozhaotou: This is not really a day of the…… really is impossible before. Zhang: I see your emotions are not very stable, you should not worry, and would like to say well. Chen: Oh! I also heard people say that lawyers are specifically such things, and I really This is not a solution. This is a living death Madang MA cure. I gave you said it. Zhang: Bigamy has violated the laws of our country, the specific decision by the court to choose subcontractors. Chen Jie from the sofa stood up: Then I think about carefully. More food for thought. Zhang: that it is the heritage of that case you were not the first, there are private financial dispute cases, you can see. Zhang received the document, open the can. Zhang: Oh! This is the first case Mody Pharaoh, and how he not? Colleagues: Director said that the body is not a good Pharaoh, on a mission to Wei Yuan stomach illness and committed to this case transferred to you, since the case has not formally took over the Pharaoh Mody. Wangzhulin left before that this case involves a relatively large amount, if the good intention of additional incentives to you a sum of money. Zhang: Wangzhulin This is the straw Reply we pull these people wear, he must live the elderly speaker this simple. Zhang began careful research papers. Scene 4 Law Firm door Zhang Jun out of the law firm, and the weather has been a sudden phone rang. Receive calls. Suyao: Zhang Jun, you then? Zhang: just work, I immediately go, you Fret not. Suyao: What with what ah! I was asking you, you are in that? Zhang: I? I was in the doorway ah. How the. Suyao: Oh…… how, and you will have to know. Zhang has just hung up the phone, Su Yao's voice came from behind. Suyao: Hey! Stand that you are still doing stupid? Zhang turn heads (at a loss): how do you come? Is not to say that good in the cinema, such as the entrance? Suyao: This is not also an early?. To eat first. Scene 5 They sat on the table Suyao: You see, you啥into a busy day. Even eat rice do not know. Zhang: do not say this, and messing up the other not just point? Suyao: Well, we chat about other points, and when we get married it? My mother has been Cuizhao? Zhang bow can read their own phone rang: access telephone. Zhang: Hello, I am Zhang Jun, who would you be? Chen: Zhang lawyers Mody…… I was a few days ago to find your Chen Jie, I find you something. . She something has happened to my sister. Then came the phone, crying. Zhang: You first Bieku that the end is how matter ah! You say clearly whether I help you ah! Chen: I Aunts away by the police, and I brother-in-law also died, you help me find my sister! Zhang: Do not worry, you now what? I have to find you. Chen: I embrace you lawyers under the public telephone booths here then. Zhang: Well, you first where the pandas privacy, I immediately went to. Then, hang up the phone. Suyao: how, and you firms emergency? Zhang: No, Oh! It is also, a client asked me to the last trip. Suyao: what will not be able to relieve a relief, if you will take this, how do I? Zhang: After you first go back to the bar. (Walk) Zhang: That you do not watch the film? Seeing Zhang left, Suyao: True Qi I die, do not eat the. Suyao walk. Scene 6 Bar downstairs. Chen Jie Zhang see. Chen: Zhang lawyer, I sister and brother-in-law, I have a problem. Then look anxiously, as is Yaoku out. Zhang: You first Fret not, and take you to come to my office, you and I said slowly. Scene 7 Zhang's office Zhang: You sit down first Yahui. Chen sit down to her Daolebeishui Zhang Jun, a back stop. Zhang: You said you Aunt trouble? A few days ago my advice to you is not okay with? What has happened? Chen: I was Aunt Public Security Bureau arrested, I brother-in-law also died. . They were turned inside-the messy. Zhang: You said what you brother-in-law died, you Fret not, speak slowly to bring the issue to understand. Chen: the thing is that the day before yesterday evening, I brother-in-law returned home late that night, I sleep well, and then I do the night I heard my sister and brother-in-law in the quarrel, I run knock on the door. My brother-in-law opened up the door, he mouthful酒气, I have seen my sister in bed crying and would like to ask the past, my brother-in-law was stopped, and said that they have a couple of things I do not have, and then the doors again. (Screen indicated) Zhang: then? Why do you brother-in-law die? Chen: My sister was no sound of their room, and I thought that I had a sister had been asleep, but not long after, I heard some people shouting downstairs was jumping off a building, and then I heard my sister screaming, I washed her room and found the door was open and I saw her standing Fabao window, I went over to see the chaotic downstairs, and then I heard I Xushui; surnamed Dong's death, he went to the fall. Zhang: brother-in-law is such that you catch embrace die, it was your sister? Chen: do not. . My sister did not kill him, and I also heard Jieshui she was downstairs shouting up, go window brother-in-law had been found dead in the outside. Zhang: This bar, the lateness of the hour today, I will give you my home, tomorrow I will personally visit to the Public Security Bureau understanding of the situation, good or not? Chen: Thank you, since my sister after the accident, my mind on the chaotic and what can not think, should carry your phone. No consideration of the time is so late. Zhang: It does not matter, Mody lives at stake, not to mention their own or their loved ones can be understood. Scene 8 Zhang downstairs law firm Zhang: Where do you live? I will give you my back. Chen: I still live in their home where my brother-in-law, the other did not give him, is a brother-in-law died there thought…… two people to fight the cars, Zhang Jie Chen sent back. Scene 9 Chen Jie their doorstep Chen: Thank you willing to help me and my sister a favour. Zhang: You break it earlier, this case since you entrusted to me, I will certainly to. Chen Jie Zhang read a grateful, returning to the home. Zhang Jun pick up the phone to the telephone Suyao broadcast, telephone,传出: Sorry, the other has been shut down. Scene 10 The next day, Zhang Jun to understand the Public Security Bureau Chen Lu Chen sister cases Old Li: You said in this case we are still to crack, but according to the evidence at the scene of view, this is indeed called DONG Xiao-Jun lead sinkers embrace skull fracture, visceral rupture and death, and his wife Chen Lu the largest suspects. Zhang: Can I See Chen Lu, I have here Lu Chen's sister asked my sister for her defence instructions. Old Li: At present, the cases are detected, and so we have not finalized specific, Lu Chen only as a major criminal suspects temporarily detained in us here, let's wait until later. However, according to some of the Technology Section, in this case strange. Zhang: how? Old Li: the victim is no traces of struggling, it seems that suicide itself from the same height fall. Scene 11 Chen Jie - Zhang Jun out from the Public Security Bureau, went to Chen's home to see there are few people in the quarrel. A fat woman: You and your sister are the same fox, seduced her husband others, the destruction of family households, murder for gain, you give me roll out from here. Few people outside the Chen drove the engineering. Zhang: This is what you have said Mody so good, why beating? Fat women: do this stinky Yatou sister not only seduce my husband also has caused the deaths of my husband, I now also occupied the house does not leave her husband, she did not take her go, I drove the engineering. Then the field started to push Chen. Zhang: DONG Xiao-Jun Chen and Lu are husband and wife, let alone the public security bureau now no decision is also a decision we still have to wait the Court's ruling, you do so is an offence, you do not take me to the police. Fat women: Who are you? What is the fox, you Guandeizhao? Zhang: I Jinxu Law Firm lawyer Zhang Jun, What is the problem you can seek legal means, or else you that such acts violate the law, we can find the police to deal with them. Fat women: sing! What is remarkable to lawyers, Zhang yes, we shall see, the next and then came the fox scores, Pei! Know seduce men. Several people left. Zhang: You all right? Today, I PSB to your sister's case, I probably know already, you rest assured, has not finalized. Chen: I see your sister? Zhang: ah, your sister may very excited, but she has said that she did not kill. Chen: Zhang lawyers, you say how is my brother-in-law die? Zhang: all trials should be the basis of the evidence, specifically more can it say, I do not. Two people into the bedroom. Scene 12 Chen Jie outside their home Women with fat people: Big sister, which is what a good lawyer Zhang Jun powerful ah! Fat women: that all small Xiaohuo seduced back and what Goupi lawyers, and smelly whore mixed together, or I could not pass him. Scene (narration) Since then, Zhang Lu Chen's case, the catch has been busy the DONG Xiao-Jun embrace investigation. The case because the relationship between Zhang and Chen often together. Scene 13 Su Yao go on the road, cell phone rang. Suyao: sing! She倒没Anger me, but I just like to say that you control the Mody. Zhang: crazy! Suyao: I neuropathy, and is a big neuropathy, and others have told me that you have been a fan I do not fox letter Instead, I now saw, it's really saying that men did not a good thing. Zhang: Xiangzenmayang you in the end! If I go this way. Suyao: Zoujiuzou, you may not regret it. Chen: Big sister, you misunderstanding of the Law Society, is also with us in order to save my sister. Suyao open Chen: walk away, fox, you and your sister is not a good thing, even for money 50-year-old man is willing to marry and what you do not come out! Then out of the door. Chen: Zhang lawyer, you do not quickly recover ah! Zhang: She let her go go, I do not accustomed to her illnesses! Zhang Jun and this time the phone rang. Zhang: Hello? Old Li is ah, you said Lu Chen's case has achieved new progress, well I immediately…… good in the past. Zhang hang up the phone, Zhang: Chen Jie, the public security bureau, Old Lee just call your sister's case said that after their research has achieved new progress, the last trip I called, waiting for you here. Chen: It Suyao sister how do? Zhang: her of this, she likes all confused with her on to. Scene 17 Office of the Public Security Bureau Old Li: the thing about this is that after these days of our thorough investigation and found that the reaction between DONG Xiao-Jun Chen and Lu indeed contradictory, and DONG Xiao-Jun also guilty of bigamy, so we feel that this really Lu Chen implementation of criminal acts motivated by the people around them are understanding, Chen Lu said several times to leave DONG Xiao-Jun, but all were DONG Xiao-Jun threat. Let us have affirmed Chen Lu motive for killing. However, according to the latest by the circumstances and your firm to our information, we can rule out the possibility of Chen Lu intentional homicide suspects, that is to say she is innocent. Zhang: It would be nice, but to seize the perpetrators? At that time, and nobody else in the room, is the analysis of the same and I DONG Xiao-Jun's death was an accident? Old Lee: Yes, DONG Xiao-Jun did not homicides. Zhang: That yes? Old Li: According to the Technology Section of our report, you look at DONG Xiao-Jun-layout, here is the location of their home bed, and you look at the bed and between windows is almost next to, and the windows in the area , and there is no protective railings, if someone on the bed open windows, and then further on their predecessors can easily swap falls out of the window. Hence, in accordance with our analysis is likely DONG Xiao-Jun from their own drunk on the bed after fenestration, subjective judgement caused confusion Shijuzhui embrace of their own mistakes. Because we found at the scene a few empty bottles, and DONG Xiao-Jun blood contains large amounts of alcohol, then we can conclude that DONG Xiao-Jun consciousness is unclear. I can give you to be a repeat of the case, DONG Xiao-Jun around 12:00 in the evening to return to the home, drink at home when a lot of wine, he returned to his bedroom to drink because the reasons for the conflict and Lu Chen, fought Lu Chen, this time Chen was awakened by DONG Xiao-Jun went to the room, but DONG Xiao-Jun did not let her get in this DONG Xiao-Jun after the original started drinking wine in his bedroom, according to you for giving us the information, DONG Xiao-Jun is not the Jiuliang, drinking a lot of wine later, he may feel hot, get up to the window, you see them as windows and room bed was very close relations, he can hit in the fenestration bed, because drunk because of the results DONG Xiao-Jun falls from a window fell. This is the window DONG Xiao-Jun footprints left behind will be able to make judgments, DONG Xiao-Jun's death was an accident. Zhang: Chen Lu said so completely innocent. Old Lee: Yes, Mr Lu did not commit the crime of homicide. This case simply has no direct responsibility. Scene 18 Chen Jie - Zhang: how kind, I will not be something that you sister? This does not add you send back. Chen: It's a thank you-lawyers, these days either you, I do not know how. Chen Lu: Zhang lawyers, thank you willing to help our sisters, thank you do not know what the good. Zhang: I do not know what thank the best, do not grateful, and this is our job Mody. , Uncle Wang bias you. Zhang: distant, the other angry. Suyao: Do you not think that Tiandexia on your man, I do not cherish it, fought about her car away. Zhang boring watching the car left. Suyao sitting in the car, looking back, Zhang did not recover, the expression a bit strange. Phone rang. Suyao: Hey! I ask you Suyao who? Chen: Hello, I am Chen Jie, I have some words to say to you, I Tianfu mall entrance, and so you, you must have to. Suyao: Xiangleyixia, OK, I have. The driver: a master trouble, Tianfu mall.

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