6人英语幽默小品

Mum:Boys!your guys already 18 years old.Tt's time to have your own house now! Pig 123:OK!Mum!We've got it! Pig 1:Haha!Building house?Too easy for me! I Only need to put some straw on the ground!That is my house now!Heihei! Wolf:What a stupid!Such a house can stop my powerful attacking?No way!Well,how delicious the little pig is!Pig 2:Hoho!My house is covered with wood.So that I can go in the house and sleep as quickly as i can.Wolf:Whomever said that one falls asleep is the most beautiful.But idon't think so.I think it is the most delicious!Heihei!Pig 3:I think brick is the strongest stuff to build a house.Although it will take me so much time in it,but,never mind. Wolf:Oh,my god!Is this really a pig?I heard that pig is the most foolish animal in the world!Oh,my!Forget it!Come home and reveiw English.Next year I have to pass the Band 4 Test!Haha!Mum:Oh,god!My 2 handsome boys were dead!OH!!!!

Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈 works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。 to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得 your own houses. 为自己盖间房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。去盖间房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。 Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。 Wolf: I’m hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。 Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers? 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？ Ding-Ding: I’m building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。 Dong-Dong: I’m building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。 Sister pig: But leaves aren’t strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不 And sticks aren’t strong. 牢固。 Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it’s easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。 What are you doing, sister? 你在干什么？ Sister pig: I’m building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That’s very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。 Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we’re finished. Let’s have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。我们打 a nap. 个盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房 is strong. 很坚固。 Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门！ Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。 Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶 aren’t strong. 都不牢固。 Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。 to Long-Long’s house. Brother pigs: Help! Help! 猪哥哥：救命! 救命! Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你这两只小猪。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。狼来了， is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去。 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don’t worry. 龙龙：快进来。别担心，我的 My house is strong. 房子很坚固。 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。小猪，快把门打 the door! 开。 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。快走开。 你这只恶狼。 Wolf: I’ll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。 blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。 is very strong. Wolf: I’ll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。噢！ Long-Long: Let’s boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。 Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。 Wolf: Oh, oh! It’s hot. It’s hot. 狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。 Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。 wolf is dead Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后，丁丁、东东 Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。 They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩。 52回答者： 星语秋梦 - 二级 2009-4-7 19:40 我来评论>> 提问者对于答案的评价：呵呵 谢谢了啊 各位！相关内容�6�1 20分悬赏！！爆急！~！~！求能反映人心理的小剧本，也就是心理短剧，10分钟，谢谢啊！ 4 2008-11-7 �6�1 求五分钟初中英语短剧剧本 31 2008-10-5 �6�1 初中英语短剧剧本或台词 2006-5-27 �6�1 100分悬赏 求一个5人演的小品剧本 13 2008-10-22 �6�1 初二英语短剧剧本 4人的 5~10分钟的 急 10 2009-6-14 查看同主题问题： 短剧 剧本 初中英语 悬赏 其他回答 共 1 条可以演小马过河，很简单的！！How a Colt Crossed the River (小马过河) One day, a colt carried a bag of wheat to the mill. As he was running with the bag on his back, he came to a small river. Water went gurgling on. The colt could not decide whether he could cross it. Looking around, he saw a cow grazing nearby. He asked, "Uncle Cow, could you tell me if I can cross the river?" the cow told him that he could and that the river was not very deep, just to his knees. The colt was crossing the river when a squirrel jumped down a tree and stopped him. The squirrel shouted, "Colt, stop! You'll be drowned! One of my friends was drowned yesterday just in the river." Not knowing what to do, the colt went home to consult his mom. He told his mom his experience on the way. His mother said, "My child, don't always listen to others. You'd better go and try yourself. Then you'll know what to do." Just at the river, the squirrel stopped the colt again. "Little horse, it's too dangerous!" "No, I want to have a try by myself", answered the colt. Then he crossed the river carefully. On the other side of the river, the colt realized that the river was neither as shallow as the cow said nor as as deep as the squirrel told him. The fable tells us a truth: real knowledge comes from practices.

威尼斯商人的英文剧本 The Merchant of Venice

人物介绍：西门吹雪（X），叶孤城（Y），King(K).花满楼（H） 道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。 第一幕：决战紫荆城之颠 旁白：A quiet villageiscoveredwithwhitesnow . Birdsaredancinginthecold . Amaniswalkingalongthestreet ,stepbystep . Windiscominginsilence. Another mysteriousmanapproaches . Y与X相遇． X：oH ,Iamsorrytoknockyou ! Y:Haha, Nevermindbaybay. X:Excuseme， whoareyouonearth? couldyoutellmeyourname? Y:ha ha ,Iwon’tchangemyname! nomatterwhathappens. I’mthemostfamous-------YeGucheng. Whoareyou? X:Iamximenchuixue. Y惊讶:Ar, ximenchui xue? X:Yes,whatiswrong? Y:IheardthatyouarethebestingMartialArts? X:Great, youknowme ! Y抱腿：Please, please…… Don’tkillme! letmeyougo! X:No, Imustkillyou ! Y:Idon''''''''''''''''twanttobekilled.Thereare aeighty-year-oldmotheandathree-yearold sontobelookedafterbyme! X:Noway! Becausewearefightingnow!youknow? Y突然站起冷冷的说：Don''''''''''''''''t forceme! X:Pardon! (Y拿出一袋牛奶) X抢过牛奶:milk, verygood! Ilikedrinkingit. howdoyouknowthat? Y:pleasedrinkit! X喝完牛奶:Thanks, ha,ha Y:Doyoustillwanttokillme? X:Sure, must! milkismilk. Y(恼怒+冷酷):Verygood! verygood! Ihopeyouwillnotforgetwhatyousaid!? X:I’msureIwon’t! Y:Imustgiveyoualesson!IfIdon''''''''''''''''tbeatyourthistime, you’llneverbehaveproperly!3-2-1-0! X捂着肚子，蹲下：Oach,Oach ! Y大笑：HaHa…… X可怜状: help! help! Whereisthewashroom? Y:What ? X:Toliet? Y:What ? X:The “WC”? Y:Oh,I see ,goalongthisstreetandturnrightwhenyouseeacorssingroad! X:Thanks,byebye. Y掏出纸屑吹:Thisisgenuirnesnow! H:Stop!Protectingtheenvironmentisabasicobligation! Y:Whoareyou? H:Hua---man----lou! Haveyouseenximenchuixue? Y:Yes, hewasbeatenbymeandisin“WC” now,ha…… H惊讶:Nowyouarethebestintheworld! Y:Youareright! H:Teriffic!youaretheonemykinglookingfor! doyouwantjoininus? Y:Yes,It’sverygood. H:Ok, followme, Let’sgotoseemyking! Y:Ok,Let’s go! 第二幕：无间道 H:Mydearest ! letmeintroduce yeguchengtoyou! （指Y） thisisyegucheng. K:sitdownplese, yegucheng. H走到Y前，《婚礼进行曲》起，H神甫状:Yegucheng! Doyouwanttofollowmykingnomatterwhathappenssuchascold headache,sair and aids? Y: Yes,Ido. K: Huamanlou, come . puttheringonhisfinger!（音乐停） X唱着上:Onlyyou……(看到戒子) thisringshouldbemine! K:Butwhoareyou? whyshoulditbelongyou? Y急切: king! dearking!Imustgonow,mybrotherislookingforme!huoxi(维语再见) K:huoxi? Whatdoesthatmean? ItisnotEnglish, isn’t it ? Y:How clever…… X冷酷:yegucheng! comehere!Iwanttotellyousomething! Y抱X的腿:oldbrother ! Forgiveme! X:Forgiveme? Why? Y: Oncetherewasachangebeforeme,Ilostit. Ifthegodgivemeantherchance, I’lltellyou“I love you”,Iftheremustbea limited period,Ihopeitisthousandyear! X:Youshall cheat me!all you did are wrong!how can youtell thelady’s“WC”! Y:Ilikegoinglady’s WC .I……I……IthinkthatyoulikewhatIlike.(Y又拿出一袋牛奶) X: m-i-l-k?haha, ayixidailu!(我爱你的意思) K: ayixidailu?What’sthemeaning? whyIalsocan’tunderstandyou? X:Youarestupid! Itmeans“I love you”. K:Don’t saythat“you love me”. I’llkillyouforyousayingdirtywordtome! X:What? (侧耳装着听不到) You---kill----me?come, come…(X上去抓住K) K:Fuckyou. Imustkillyou! X:Howcanyoukillme? haha…… Y:Letmehaveatry! 3-2-1-0(X捂着肚子，蹲下) K: thankyouverymuch, yousaveme. Now, I’llgiveyoutheticketforAmericantoletyou haveavacation. Y:That’s good. butthereisonemorething. canyougivemea MM ?IwanttogoAmericanwithher. K:ofcouse.Youaretheonewhohasthesimilartastewithme! Hahaha…… Y:Hahaha----- H:Where’ssomewhere? K:What? Y:Doyouwanttogolady’s“WC”? X:Yes,I……I…… do. H顶着摇头：X,no, no， youcan’tgotoLady’s “WC”. Thatisnottheplacewhereyoucangointo ! becauseyouareX ! youarethe bestmanofChinesekongfu! X: whatifI’mthebestintheword? !whyItrymybesttolivebutI’mstillsomiserable ? whencanIgetmyfreedom? mustbethedeadday ? ! K: youareright. onewillnotbecleveruntilthedayhedie. Inthatcase ,whywill you die in such a bad sorrow way !gointo theLady’s WC , thendie , comfortablly ! goahead ! H: you , stupid , bad behavior ! goaway ! K; why ? whydoyouhelphim ! whoacturallyareyou ? H: myreal name isLuXiaofeng------the wifeofX .I’maspy. K惊讶: !you---you---YouareLuXiaofeng ? X’wife ? Y: Ihavealreadyrecognizedyou . atricker ! doyouknow, youarethefirst person who cheated me ! because of you ,Ideeide never believe anyone else ,including myself .you have destroyed my looking for you for many years ,just for today ! (轻声说)Xwilldie ,goandseehim ,please . H扑倒在X的身边：X,do’t die ,you should be alive ,there are much hope inthe fature and tomorrow is a goodbeginning ! K:what amoving story !I was impressed ! Y:life is a progress ,but it is depressed that it can not resume ! H: life isa progress ,and it is delight that itneedn’t resume ! (H忽然将一把匕首插进Y的心脏，K吓跑.音乐《再见，警察》起) Y痛苦状:don’tleave me here , you know I love you and I have nothing except you now ,please notabandon me !realizethat I’m wrong .help me,I intend to be back ,helpme ,I keyyou ,beg you------help me . I’ll never dothat again !(Y死，音乐停) （X咳，H扑到身边，电影《我的父亲母亲》原声音乐起） H: X , oh , no ,you can’t die ,we will go home together . X:gohome ! ? H:Tomorrow is another day !evenyou have thelast secondto live,youshould be alive ,not only for me , but for ourlove ! X:doyouwant melivealifeinsuchasorrow way ? ok , ok , Ipromise I willbealive for you .but !youknow, Ihavenot timeleft ,but you have ,promisethatyou will be happy everyday !Youmustdome this honor... promise meyou will survive... that youwillnevergiveup... nomatter what happens... no matter howhopeless... promise me now ,andnever let go of that promise. H: I promise . X:Never let go . H:Ipromise . Iwill never let go , X.I''''''''ll never letgo.(X死) H:be alive !yeah , bealive ! bealivewithout ahendance !lifecanbechanceliketimecangotoback . thereisbeatifulsnowbutinsping , solifecancomefromthebeginning ! （H自刎，艰难的爬到X身边死.音乐停。）