初一英语剧本短剧

我们班刚演过 ，获得了系里一等奖(孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本) 虽然人物多了一个，可以有群众演员嘛焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(abandc)prologue 序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while mywife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!译：我才不怕你呢！(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i donot care. i only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!译：谁怕谁啊！在邻里中，我妻子是最有名气的。她比我勇敢、比我聪明、比我强壮。我也不在乎这些。我只觉得她该对我温柔些，但是她却不懂温柔！有这样的太太就像活在地狱中啊！(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)my god! who can help me?(下)译：我的天！谁来救救我啊？act1 第一幕(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)jm(拄拐棍上):i can!(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?l(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?jm:since you married my son you have be havedso badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,solazy……l:but……jm:never interrupt me!l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,i have been working hard alldaylong,cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chickenand……jm:but all those you have done arenot asvaluable as a grandson!l(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)act2(lm坐在台上打毛线,l拿着锅铲上)l:mum, i’m back!lm:you are back?why?what happened?l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted onmarrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listento me. look at yourself……l:but,mum……lm:never interrupt me!l:mum,i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? andi’ll marry whomever you want me to.lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughterhaven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll goand tell him.(下)l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)act3(j睡眼惺忪上)j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! nowshe has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an icegirl,go and take her back!j(立正敬礼):yes madam!act4(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)a:hey you!stop and listen to us!the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)ab&c:give us all your money!j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!b:if we cannot robany money today,we will havenot thing to eat tonight!c:i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liulanzhi next month.we can go androb the wedding!a&b:good idea!j(惊讶):what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!ab&c:why? a pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!j:but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)i’ve got an idea!you are going to rob the wedding, don’tyou? i’ll gowith you. you take the money and i take the bride.b:have you got any experience?j:no. but i’ve got this!(j脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000)act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．ms意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，j盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)(j和三强盗跃至台中)abc&j:hey you! stop and listen to us!a:the road is built by me!b:and i planted one tree.c:if you want to go by this street---j:give us all your money!(l听到j的声音，掀起了盖头)l(惊喜万分):johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到j的身边并躲到了的身后)(ms大怒，挥拳向j打来．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l晕倒)j(火冒三丈):how dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向ms冲去）(j与ms混战，jm上，以拐杖击晕ms)(j将ms胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)j(扶起l，关切地问):honey, how are you?l(哭状):i hurt a lot!j:don’t cry baby.i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

<<灰姑娘>>剧本英文版： 第一场： 旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Alice, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much. Father: Dear daughter! These presents are for you! Do you like them? Alice: Yeah, thank you, Dad. Father: My lovely daughter, I hope you are happy forever! 旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife. Look, her step mother and her new sisters are coming. Stepmother: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is! mso-charHelen: Yes, and so many fruits. Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychee. Wow, I like them.(吃水果) Jerry: Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿) Alice： Oh, no, that’s my dress. It’s a new dress my father bought for me. Jerry： Who are you? Mum, who is she? Stepmother: She is your little sister. But it doesn’t matter. Look! Alice, go, clean the room and then cook for us. Alice: Why? I’m not your servant. Stepmother: Yeah. But from now on you are our servant. Alice and Jerry: Mum, I like her dress.(拽衣服) Jenny：I like her necklace.(抢项链戴在脖子上) 旁白：After that, Alice had been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night. She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty, so people called her Cinderella. 第二场： Stepmother: Who is it? Soldier: It’s me. I’m the soldier of the palace. (打开门)Good morning, madam, this is for you and your daughters. mso-charStepmother: What is it?(打开信看) （欢呼）Helen, Jerry, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls. mso-charTwo daughters: Hooray! I’ll be the queen! mso-charStepmother: Come on, daughters. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up! mso-charAlice: Mum, I want to go ,too. mso-charThree: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. mso-charStepmother: Daughters, are you ready? Let’s go. mso-charAlice: Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do? mso-charCat, Peagion, Dog: Don’t be so sad, Alice. At least, we are with you. mso-charFairy: Poor girl, let me help you. mso-charAnimals: Wow, how beautiful! mso-charCat: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen. mso-charDog: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party! mso-charPeagion: Yes! And the prince will love you at once! mso-charFairy: Alice, go to the party and dance. But remember you 150%; TEXT-INDENT: 48pt; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-char-indent-size: 12.0pt">must come back before 12 o’clock. Or you will 150%; TEXT-INDENT: 48pt; mso-char-indent-count: 4.0; mso-char-indent-size: 12.0pt">change back. Alice: Thank you , Fairy.(跑) Fairy: (喊)Be careful! Don’t forget the time! Alice: I won’t forget. 第三场 mso-charMinister1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball. This night, our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front,please! Minister2：How are they?Which one do you like? Prince: No, I don’t like anyone. (Alice come in) Ministers: Wow, how beautiful! (She’s like a fairy. She’s like a Angel. She’s so lovely. She’s like a princess. How pretty the girl is!) Prince: Pretty princess, may I dance with you? Alice: I’d like to. (music and dance) (one person pick up a clock) Alice: Oh, it’s time to go back. I must go now. Prince: Wait, princess, wait! Alice(跑，掉一只鞋) Prince: (拿起鞋)Pretty princess!Why are you leaving? I must find you! Soldiers! Soldiers: Yes! Prince: Take the shoe to every house. You must find the girl for me. Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss! 第四场： （士兵敲门） Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers? Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam? Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace. Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her. Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine. Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you. Jenny: It’s mine. Let me try it. Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you. Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it. mso-charSoldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter? Alice: Hello, gentlemen, may I try it? Stepmother :You? Go away! Helen: Look at yourself! Jenny: So dirty and so ugly! mso-charHead Soldier: No, ladies, let her try! Come, little girl, try it on,please! mso-charAlice: Thank you! (试鞋) mso-charSoldiers: Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well! mso-charSoldier1:（Call prince）5535240 mso-charPrince: Hello, this is prince speaking! mso-charSoldier1: Good news, your highnesss! We have found the beautiful girl. mso-charPrince: Really? That’s wonderfull! I’ll come at once. mso-charFairy: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the 1last time.(变美丽) mso-charPrince: Oh, my deariest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK? mso-charAlice: OK! mso-charStepmother and sisters: How did it happen?(昏倒) mso-char旁白：The story finished. Alice found her happiness. Alice and the prince lived happily ever after! And that brings us to the end of the play. (善有善报，恶有恶报，善良的人终会有好报，灰姑娘最终找到了自己的幸福，与王子幸福地生活在一起！

这个怎么样?The fox and the seven goats Act One. In the goat hut Storyteller: Mrs. Goat is putting breakfast on the table. Her seven kids are sitting around the table.Mother: Children. I must go to the town this morning. You will be here alone. There is one thing you must do: lock the door. Don’t open it until I get back.Kid 1. We won’t, Mama. We will keep the door locked all the time.Mother: All of you stay inside.All kids: We will, Mama. We will be good little goats.Mother: All right, my children. I will not be long. I will bring you a surprise. Good-bye, now.All kids: Good-bye, Mama.Storyteller: Mrs. Goat goes away. Her kids wave good-bye. Then they go inside and lock the door.Kid 2: Whoop-eee! We are all alone.Kid 3. Isn’t this fun?Kid 4. Let’s dance and sing. La-dee-da. La-dee-da!Kid5. We are like big goats. We are so big that we can be alone.All kids: La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Storyteller: Outside the hut is the sly red fox. He is hiding in he bushes. He wants to catch the kids. He sees Mrs. Goat go to town. So he waits a little while. Then he runs to the door and taps.Fox: Tap-tap-tap! Tap-tap-tap!Kid 6. Who is there, please?Fox: It is me, your friend, a dear, dear friend.Kid 7. What is your name? Dear, dear friend?Fox: I can’t tell you. It is a big surprise. Now open the door.All kids: Oh, no. Mama said we must keep the door locked. We must mind our mother.Fox: Please let me in. I have such a good surprise for you.Kid 3. Go away! Kid 2: Come back when manna is here.Kid 5: (Looking out the window) Oh, oh. It is Mr. Fox. He wants to catch us and eat us all up.All kids: Ho! Ho! You can’t fool us, Mr. Fox. Go away.Kid 6: We won’t open the door.Fox: Well, I will go away then. I only want to be your friend.Storyteller: Mr. Fox makes it look as if he is going away. But he hides in the bushes. When he looks back, he shakes his fist.Fox: All right! You just wait! I’ll find a way to get you. Wait and see.Kid 5: (looking from window) He’s gone! He’s gone. Now we can play again.All kids: La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Kid 4: Wait till Mama hears about this.Kid 7: We minded her. The door is shut.Act Two. Storyteller: The sly red fox walks on tiptoe. He goes near the goat hut. He can hear the kids singing.Fox: (to himself) How can I get into that house? There must be some ways. I might jump up on the roof. No, that wouldn’t do any good. I could dig and get under the house. That wouldn’t help me any.Storyteller: Mr. Fox sits and thinks. He looks back of the house. There he sees Mrs. Goat’s dresses on the line.Fox: Oh, oh! Now I have a way to get into the house. La-dee-da! La-dee-da!Storyteller: There is no kid at the window now. In five jumps, Mr. Fox gets to the line. Quickly he gets into Mrs. Goat’s dress and puts on her big straw hat. Act Three: At the hut door.Fox: Tap-tap-tapKid 1: Who is there?Fox: (in a soft voice)It is Mama. I am back from town. Let me in.Kid 6: Oh, good! It’s Mama. Do you have a surprise for us?Kid 5: Wait! That can’t be Mama. She has not had time to get to town and back.Kid 7: It sounds like Mama. Let me look out from the window and see. Storyteller: Kid 7 looks out and sees Mrs. Goat’s dress and hat.Kid 7: It’s Mama all right. I can see her dress and hat.Kid 3: All right, Mama. You can come in. The door is unlocked.Storyteller: Kid 3 unlocks the door and opens it. The sly red fox makes one big jump. The kids run every way.Fox: Now I have you, little kids. M-m-m-m. What a good pie you will make. M-m-m.Kid 1: Hide! Hide from him.Storyteller: And they do hide. One gets under the sink, one under the bed. Another gets in the fireplace, another back of a big chair. One gets in the bathtub, one back of the TV. The last one gets inside the tall clock.Fox: Ho! Ho! Ho! So you think you can hide from me. I can find every one of you and put you in my big bag.Storyteller: One by one. Mr. Fox finds the kids and puts them in his bag. Then he takes the bag up and runs out the door with it. He doesn’t know that he has left one little kid. He didn’t think to look inside the tall clock. Act Four: At the door of the hut.Storyteller: Just as Mr. Fox goes into the bushes, Mrs. Goat gets home. She sees the door open. Mother: Dear! Dear! Those had little goats! They did open the door. Children, where are you?Storyteller: Mrs. Goat does not get an answer. She runs about the house calling and calling.Mother: Children! Children!Storyteller: Mrs. Goat starts to cry. Then she hears a sound from the tall clock. Bang! Bang! Bang!Mother: Where is that bang-bang coming from?Kid 7: Mama! Mama! Is that you? Open the tall clock. I can’t get out. Please help me.Mother: Why are you there? Where are the other kids? Why? Oh, why did you unlock the door?Kid 7: Oh, Mama dear! The red fox got in. He put on your dress and hat. I looked out the window and saw your dress and hat. So kid 3 opened the door.Mother: Where are the other kids? Kid 7: In Mr. Fox’s bag. He’s gone. Act Five. At Mr. Fox’s house.Storyteller: Mother goat and kid 7 run after the fox. Soon they get to his house. Mrs. Goat goes in on tiptoe and sees the fox sleeping. He had to rest after bringing the bag full of goats.Mother: (In a whisper) Where do you think the children are? Did the fox eat them up?Kid 7: (Looking around) No, Mama. See that bag over there?Mother: (in a whisper) Children, are you in the bag?All kids: Quick, Mama! Get us out. The fox is going to put us in a pie.Mother: Sh-h-h! I’ll untie the bag.Fox: (dreaming) Z-z-z-z-z! M-m-m! How good those kids will be! I can hardly wait to make them into pie.Mother: (untying the bag) Sh-h-h! Quick! Come with me. Get a big rock, each of you! Be quick!Storyteller: Each kid gets a rock and puts it in the bag. Then Mrs. Goat ties the bag to the fox’s tail.Fox: Z-z-z-z-z! So you kids wouldn’t let me in. I fooled you, didn’t I? How do you like being put in a pie?Mother: (loudly) All right, children, let’s go home now.Fox: No, you don’t!Storyteller: Mr. Fox jumps up, but falls down. He can’t run.All kids: La-dee-da. La-dee-da! We got away!

英语话剧如下：

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous.

从前，有一个王后。她有一个漂亮的女儿，名叫白雪公主。孩子出生后不久，女王就去世了。女王又娶了一位女王。继母非常嫉妒。

She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.

她给白雪公主穿上破布，强迫她整天整夜做家务，比如扫地、拖地、打扫卫生、挑水等等。

白雪：（Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)

（扫地、拖地、清洁、提水等）

皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

我是新女王。我很漂亮。你看。如果有人比我漂亮，我就杀了她。我有一面魔镜。如果我想知道什么，它肯定会告诉我的。现在，镜子，镜子，过来！

魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?

是的，我来了。陛下！你想知道什么？

皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

镜子，镜子，在墙上。谁是最美丽的？

魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

对陛下！我想你是所有人中最美丽的。但是有一位年轻的女士。她像雪一样白，像玫瑰一样红，像乌木一样黑。她比你漂亮得多。

白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye． 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , it’s here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang． Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , I’ll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)Grandma．Grandma． Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you． Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： I'll thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Don’t shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead． Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you． Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you 英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out. Bird: I’m a bird. Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you? R&B: Yes, come on! Frog : Ok! I’m coming! Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here? R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us. Bear: Ok! I’m coming. Fox: Hello, Bear! Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Frog! Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Bird! Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Rabbit! Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away! Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me April Fool's Day愚人节(N：讲述故事者；F：愚男；Mum：妈妈；U：丑男；D1：大女儿；D2：小女儿；S：科学家；king国王)N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!许多年以前的四月一日，有个婴孩诞生了，他老爸给他取名为“愚男”，除他妈妈，没人喜欢他。时间过的真快啊！F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.妈妈，我十八岁了，我要离开这个家了。Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!好的，但要时不时回家看望我哈。这是一瓶酒，一块干面包。记住：要照顾好自己啊。再见了！N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.他走到一座森林，遇到一个丑八怪的男人。U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?你好！我又饿又干，请给我些喝的和吃的，怎么样？F: Ok, here.好的。给。U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!喔，多谢了！好，我要走了。哦，这根手杖给你，会给你带来好运的。一路好运！N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.愚男来到一栋餐馆，老板有两个女儿，她们发现那根手杖闪闪发光。D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）喔，好漂亮的手杖啊！我想要，真是太棒了！！！(上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面)啊，老天啊！我放不开它了！(吃惊地)D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）姐姐，你在那做啥啊？你自个儿想要那根手杖？不行，我要有一份！我们都是父母的女儿，我必须跟你一样要有一分！（走向木棒）D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!别来！别来！危险！D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?你来得，我也来得！（也被粘在木棒上）啊，老天啊！我怎么啦？D1: What a pity!真可惜！N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girls followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.愚男一点都不在意，吃了饭之后，他拿起那根手杖就离开了饭馆。当然，那两个女孩就跟着他。来到一块田的时候，他们遇到一位科学家。S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!啊！太可怕了！你姐妹俩跟着一个男孩，你们怎么这么傻啊！我带你们回家，把这个男孩送到警察局去。（抓手杖 ,也被粘住）啊！糟糕！太糟糕啦！N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.几天之后，他们来到一个陌生的国度。国王有个女儿，但她从来不笑。King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.要是谁能让她笑，那她就是他的妻子。F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.我来看看。或许我能呢。N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.这样他们就去看望她。她看到愚男和他的朋友就笑个不停。k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?好的，你让她笑了，现在让我们看看你的生辰八字，你哪天出生的？F: April 1.四月一日。K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!哦！多么棒的孩子！你知道我们国家的名字吗？我告诉你吧，叫“愚蠢世界”。非常适合你，对不？N: The result is ——The foolman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool". 结果是愚男跟他妻子一起幸福的过了一辈子直到死。这就是我们有这样的一个假日的缘由：“愚人节”。

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