英语话剧剧本格式

英语短剧剧本The Pocket Money Characters: Narrator (N), Salesman(S), Dad (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A),Candy(C), Policeman (P) Preparation:学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, Xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’ m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular .I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now. (看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour. (边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it! (满不在意的情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK, He He He…… Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀） Wow, everything is ready! C:(糖果钻出来跳舞，跳完后，非常难过地说)Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wu Wu Wu… S: Mmmm…It looks dirty. Let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Ha ha…… C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty! (拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate） N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩) S: (小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! …… M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies! A: Yeah! I think they are yummy! M: Let’s ask him. A: OK! C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急） M&A: Why? C: I’m dirty！ M: No, you look nice! C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩） M&A: How much are they? S: Do you have money?（轻蔑） M&A: Money?(对视) M: Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极） A: Me too. S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场) M: What can we do now? A: Let’s ask dad for money. M: But how to ask? A: How? … Oh, I know, let’s make him happy, and he will give us money.（自信） M: Good idea! (全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie's home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报) M: Dad,dad,let's sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸) A: And play the guitar for us! M: We know you play so well! (爸爸诧异地看着孩子) D: Oh? What a bright day today! M&A: Please, dad!(哀求) D:OKOK! Let's. (取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss? M&A: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来"you first"之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。) D: What's the matter? M: Dad, we have no money! A: Can we have some please? D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don't need any more. M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate. A: They look so sweet and nice! M: Other students always buy them! D: But……You can't ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework..(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间) M: What shall we do now? A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说) M: Oh, you are so clever! Let's go.(回到爸爸身边) M: Dad, I want a new eraser! A: I want a longer ruler! M&A: Dad, please！ D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money! M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看) A: And my ruler is broken.（拿出断尺） D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don't buy the food at the school gate. It's unhealthy! Do you know? M&A: Yes, sir! D: Here you are !( 给钱) M&A: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)Scene 4:N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache. (孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛) M: Aiyo!……（两人躬着背进场） A: ……. D: What's wrong? M: I've a stomachache! A: Me too! D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate? M: Yes. We had some candies just now. A: I had some too! D: Oh! You've cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don't buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生气） M: But they look nice! A: And tastes good! M&A: Aiyo…… D:Well, Let's go to the salesman together and have a look! M&A: OK.Scene 5: (At the school gate)N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away. (正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩) P: Hey! You shouldn't stay here, leave now! C: Let's go home, let's go home! (轻声并拉小贩) S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And… C: You are telling a lie! I'm very dirty and unhealthy! M&A: Dad, it's him! Aiyo…（指着小贩） D: He? (警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩) P: What's the matter with them? D: They got a stomachache after having his candies. S: Really? But I've never heard of it. And…… P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don't sell candies any more.（非常严厉） S: OK. I know. (羞愧) C: Let's go home. Let's go home. Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don't buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health. D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn't tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you? M&A: OK, dad! P: Let's take them to the hospital now. D: OK, Let's go. N（出场）: A few days later, the girls recovered. And this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved soon. What's more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well.

勇敢的小红帽Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood：(拿着双节棍，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.L：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!M：（亲切地看着L）Be careful.and……if you are ever in trouble,don’t fight,just run , just run away.L： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.(M下, L挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)L： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子摩拳擦掌地采花）I’ll pick some flowers！Wolf：（Wolf大步地走上台）I am gray wolf. I am so hungry. (东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood!Rad wolf： I am rad wolf.（指着W）he is my huaband,a foolish wolf.（叉腰出现在身后）have you got any food?W：（一惊，转身，谄媚地弯腰笑着）darling,i……R：I don’t need any explanation! I don’t want to eat vegetables any more!You must get some meat now! now!W：（抱头）yes darling!i will!（来到舞台中央，对L）Hi! Lovely girl!Where are you going? (狡猾的和L打招呼)L：who……oh!(警觉的退后）you are that bad grey wolf!aren’t you?W(吃惊)：how do you know?L：Because you looks so ugly and your prologs are very old. My mum has told me many stories about wolves.you are silly and bad……you can’t trick me!W：（晕倒状，扶额无语）e…….L：(上下指指点点)：look at your dirty clothes and messy hair,no no no……how shameless!W：（低头看自己，一脸委屈）I don’t have money to buy new shoes or clothes or mirror……（转头看一眼R）all my monry have given my wife……R：（声音从后边传来）what did you say?——say again!W：nothing! Darling! i said nothing I sware!R：you’d bett be quick!i’m hungry!W：ok ok!（看着L，舔嘴角，恶狠狠）now,I can eat you!L：（摆出拳击手势，对W勾勾手指）you may try if you want to die ! i will let you know the meaning of ‘regret’ !W：（退后两步，犹豫）why?shi isn’t like that fool Little Red Riding Hood in story that my grandpa told me……what should I do?R：(上台，对W)where is my food?W：（指L）here shi is.R：why don’t you catch her?W：（结结巴巴）d d d darling,i……（哼哼唧唧）L：（突然想起，一拍脑袋）oh!my mum told me not to fight,I must run away immediately.（俯身偷偷看了一眼W，蹑手蹑脚地慢慢走开）R：（生气，揪住W耳朵大吼）stupid ！you are a wolf and she is only a little girl !W：（反应过来）yes! I am a strong wolf !（看到L要逃，指着她大喊）hey ! stop !(追上去)（R 挥舞平底锅加油，W追L，两人在台上跑）R：come on ! come on ! good ! catch her !（最终W捉住L）W：（得意洋洋）Aha! I catch you!（对R）darling,we will have meat to eat this evening!R：yes ! I can’t wait to have dinner! Dear, let’go home now!M：（从后台走上）Little Red Riding Hood?my dear? Where are you?L：（大喊）mum mum! I am here !M：（看见，吃了一惊）：grey wolf?oh no! let my daughter go !W：（哈哈大笑）you are day dreaming!i am a wolf !A evil wolf! I must eat her as my dinner!M：（沉重地）yes I know,you are a wolf.but listen,Mr.wolf,you’d better let her go,or you will have bad luck,you may be hurt……it’s my advise.（L从篮子里抽出双节棍，追着W一阵痛打，W抱头痛的满台跑）R：（追上W）dear! What happened ! are you ok?……dear!……（L,M,R跑下台）M：（惋惜、同情地）Mr.wolf,you see,I have told you but you didn’t follow my words……（后台W的声音遥遥传来：we will go back again!）（L蹦蹦跳跳上台）L：dear mum,the grey wolf has gone away!M：god to be thanked!L：not god helps me,I can save myself ! mum ,I am clever and strong!M：you are right , my dear!you did a good job!（《健康歌》，L和M来到中央跳舞）L：we should do exercise everyday and be stronger,at that time ,no wolf can hurt us!mum ,let’s go to see my grandma!（W,R搀扶着上台，L看见了，W,R急忙要走）L：hey! Stop!(追下台)M：dear!dear! where you go ?……drea!(亦下台)

《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:"I promise."荆轲:"Never let go. “妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."（荆轲的发音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克号》的台词。）妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.阿三：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng. 结束！

大学英语话剧剧本 （一）

The rhythm of love

Actors: 孔上海  丁宗玉  冯杰  朱媛媛  赵红玉  冯芳报幕：李彩丽

X:孔上海 J: 冯杰    W:朱媛媛  D:丁宗玉  Y: 冯芳  Z: 赵红玉（总道具：一个可以撕页的卡）

第一幕：

道具：凳子两个，棒棒糖。

人物：孔上海  冯杰  朱媛媛

（冯杰and 朱媛媛 唱歌入场 《Girlfriend》艾薇儿）（冯杰 and 朱媛媛 唱完后 找个凳子坐下 做聊天状）孔上海： Today, there is a dance party, I join in and want to find my girl!! Where are you, my girl!!!（手势动作）（孔上海走到朱媛媛面前端详， 当朱媛媛伸出手以为要请她跳舞时候，孔上海马上跳到冯杰面前，给棒棒糖，唱老鼠爱大米英文版，然后两人到台前）孔上海： I have fell in love with you!

冯杰： It’s too rapid! I can’t confront it.

孔上海： Ok! Shall we try to live some day to be suitable to each other?

冯杰： Although I admit you are a food boy, but…孔上海： Ok. So much for today. I will send text messages to you tonight, wait for me, my sweet!

冯杰：……

（孔，冯杰退下 朱媛媛起身 上前走一步，先回头张望）（背景音乐响起《Right Here Waiting》）朱媛媛： Not every one you loved is suitable to you, and you will lose a chance to get a better one I will be waiting for you until I change my mind…（语速变缓）第二幕：

道具：凳子两个，外套一件（先放在地上），饭盒一个，英语书。

人物：孔上海  冯杰  朱媛媛

（朱媛媛先进来，带上饭盒 放在孔上海的座位上，恋恋不舍离开并一边回头张望，然后坐到自己位置上，拿起书看）（孔上海入场，先是看到了饭盒，很奇怪，端起）孔上海：It’s strange! 朱媛媛，is it yours?

朱媛媛： No ! it’s yours.

孔上海： Ok that’s fine . No matter who it belongs , I’m hungry now , eating is a good choice.

（冯杰进来，看到孔上海在吃饭）

冯杰： Is it delicious? Wish you have a good time!

（冯杰然后走开 走到门外）

（孔上海走向前台 指着冯杰）

孔上海： It’s she bring the food! She is concerned about me!!

（高兴状，然后回去， 睡觉了）

（朱媛媛看到孔上海睡觉了就偷偷摸摸的过去，给他加衣服，此时冯杰在门口进来  刚好看到）（朱媛媛做出可爱状 恋恋不舍状，慢慢走开 碰到冯杰）朱媛媛： Hi  冯杰！

冯杰：  Hi  朱媛媛！ Nice to meet you .

（朱媛媛急急忙忙走开，冯杰走进去，回了回头 很用力的砸书，孔上海被惊醒）第三幕：

道具： 纸做的棒子一个，木棒子一个，水桶（纸做的`也可以）， 新华字典，新华字典书皮，大话西游草稿。（音乐：敢问路在何方）赵红玉： Hi, boy! It looks like you have lost your girl friend, right?

孔上海： Yes. How do you get to know?

赵红玉：  贫道

冯芳：  first blood! （打赵红玉…）

赵红玉：  贫僧 come from china! I’m the master of Buddhism.

孔上海：  I know you! You have three students: a monkey a pig and a monster. It’s you 去西天取经赵红玉：  no ! not 去西天取经，but 去西天拜堂成亲。

（孔上海做出惊讶状）

赵红玉：  I have a good book only sold ten yuan … do you want to get one?

孔上海：  葵花宝典？

赵红玉：  no no no  新华字典！！！（撕下书皮）Once upon a time, there was a true love in front of me, I didn’t cherish it, if I was to meet him again, I wish to say I love you. if you would ask me how long I would love him, I would say ten thousands years. That man is you the only man I love in this world is you .only you（sing）冯芳：  stop!  Double kill! （并打赵红玉…）  孔上海， listen carefully and then answer the questions, do you like eating pork?

孔上海：  yes! It’s my favorite!

冯芳：  tripe kill!! （并打孔上海…） I’m 猪八戒 , the most clever beautiful handsome bright pig in the world!!!

赵红玉：  八戒！ I persuade you many times that you not play too many computer games! especially 魔兽争霸 and dota!!

冯芳：  I had a girl called 嫦娥… I have a dream that one day this love will rise up ,it’s a dream deeply rooted in the dream!  Oh!!嫦娥！！！ I miss you!!!!

孔上海：  oh???  高翠兰is there.

冯芳：  where? Where? 翠兰！！I’m coming!!

（冯芳马上跑了过去，赵红玉追了过去 边喊 八戒！八戒！）孔上海：  a silly pig. My classmates had three girl friends called 嫦娥。

第四幕：紧箍

（冯杰  丁宗玉上场）

冯杰：  丁宗玉， I’m your girl friend now. Tomorrow, would you love me as today?

丁宗玉：  oh my silly girl, why would you say so ? I’m a man with responsibility, you are my first girl !

冯杰：  丁宗玉， I trust you forever……

（冯杰，丁宗玉开始拿到冰激凌的盒子， 丁宗玉喂冯杰吃，此时孔上海上场，做四处张望状）孔上海：  冯杰！ Where are you!! You are my girl!

（此时看到冯杰，丁宗玉 在亲密， 孔上海 冲了过去）孔上海：  冯杰 ! You are here! I’m looking for you all night!  （生气 惊讶状）who is he? Why will you get along with him?

冯杰：  get out! I hate you! you are a cheat , 朱媛媛 is your girl , right?

孔上海：  no!朱媛媛is just my classmate, why do you think so? （此时孔上海上前想要解释 不小心把冯杰推倒， 冯杰做倒地状）…（此时丁宗玉 上前，一把打倒孔上海， 孔上海倒地）孔上海：  冯杰！ I defeat him! You know you are my only girl and I love you so much that I can do anything for you!

（此时 赵红玉，冯芳上场 看到丁宗玉 做出惊讶状 ）赵红玉：  Wukong（丁宗玉）！ Why do you stay here? We are going to Xitian!

丁宗玉：  oh my god!!! Master tang  … I just have some little thing, could you wait a moment?

赵红玉：  Wukong ! You are as naughty as before.（开始念紧箍咒）（丁宗玉 开始痛苦）

冯杰：  No !! 丁宗玉！！ You are not my boy! You are sun wukong! Oh my lady gaga!!! You are just a monkey!!!

冯芳：  Brother monkey!  What are you doing! I will tell all happened to 紫霞仙子…丁宗玉：  Oh no!! You silly pig!!!  Wait!! Wait!!

（赵红玉，冯芳 开始走了， 丁宗玉马上追上）（音乐： 梁静茹《可惜不是你》）

第五幕：

道具：优乐美

（孔上海 继续倒在地上， 朱媛媛 走过来 扶起他）朱媛媛：  You know you can lose a chance but no second to get a better one I will be waiting for you and miss you until I change my mind…孔上海：  Really? I’m sure you are the best girl for me（朱媛媛 拿出奶茶）

朱媛媛：  Do you know who you are?

孔上海：  I’m 孔上海！ Any wrong?

朱媛媛：  No ! You are this !

孔上海：  Am I just a milky tea?

朱媛媛：  You are my 优乐美！！！

（背景音乐响起：《蒲公英的约定》前奏）

（两人相扶而起，冯杰 进入视野，冯杰开始告白）（冯杰看到孔上海，朱媛媛在一起了，先顿了顿 然后走了过去）冯杰： I know ,I know … Not everyone I loved is suitable to me, and I will lose a chance to get one …孔上海： And no second choice to get a better one.

The End

大学英语话剧剧本 （二）

《May Dream Won't Come Ture》

Scene1

（学校食堂里，下课铃刚响）

Narrator:又一个上午过去了，食堂里迎来了新一轮的抢饭风暴。"襄樊学院广播台提醒各位抢饭同学注意形象，注意排队秩序".

（人潮涌进，餐桌上迅速被书和包占领，卖饭窗口前排成N条长龙，A与B小跑上场）A:Oh,no!There is no food again!We have already ran as fast as we can.

B:（看看手表）25 seconds today.We'd better run quickly tomorrow.

A:What a wonderful thing if we needn't（指那堆挤来挤去的人）like this!

B:Well.Let's go ,back to dormitory,eat the junk food!What's lesson this afternoon?

A:We have a listening examination.It's boring!I may sleeping again~Scene2

（A的办公室内）

Narrator:果然，下午的听力课上，A又睡着了，这次，她梦到了她的理想生活……（A坐在办公桌前，秘书走进）

秘书：Good morning,A.I'll tell you today's arrangement:You have two lessons in the morning,they are music class and P.E.Then a computer less on after lunch.That's all.

（秘书退至一旁，音乐老师推门进）

A:Morning.Please sit down.

音：（拿着几张CD）That's no need.I have nothing to teach today.Your homework is listen to these CDs.Among them,Jay Chou's new record is the most important.If you have nothing to answer,I'll go.

A:（翻看CD）All right.Goodbye!（停顿片刻）The next one!（体育老师上）A:Oh,should I wear athlete uniform?

体：Of course you needn't.In my class,you can just sit here and watch some sports match.So,which do you prefer,football or basketball?

A:Er…Baskerball is Okay.

体：Good!Boys,come on!（演员上场，表演花式篮球，配乐）体：Are you satisfied?

A:Em…just so-so.I hope to watch football next time.You may go now.

体：Ok.Have a good week!（体育老师下，秘书和服务员上）秘：A,It's time to have lunch.（退到一旁）服：Good afternoon.What do you want today?

A:Mmm…Today I just want to eat something cheap.Beafsteak and red wine,please.

服：Thank you.（鞠躬）Wait a moment,please.（下场，秘书上前整理书桌 ,A翻看杂志）秘：（整理完毕，打开文件夹）The computer teacher just called me that he would replace the lesson with a practise one in the Network Bar.So you can play the Crazy Dance on-line well.

A:Really?That's great.（饭菜送上）That's tips.

服：Thank you very much.（退场）

Scene3

Narrator:A下午的计算机课变成了网吧的实践课，这不，只见她奔腾地冲进了奔腾网吧，用183迈的速度将上下楼搜了个遍，猛然地发现座无虚席，于是她又奔腾地冲出了奔腾网吧，剑一样地射进了183.她今天的任务是练好劲舞团！

（A跑进网吧，找台电脑迅速坐下，开始游戏。音乐起，表演真人版劲舞团）（数分钟后）

A:（伸个懒腰）So great that my computer's homework has finished.

Scene4

Narrator:就这样，A无忧无虑地度过了大学四年，终于到了要找工作的时候，A却四处碰壁，听到的最多的一句话莫过于——面试官：（很礼貌地请A离开）I'm so sorry!

（A那着简历，垂头丧气地从台上走了一圈，脑海中不停回响那句话"Narrator:I'm so sorry……"）Scene5

（听力考试的考场上，老师开始收卷，发现A在酣睡）Narrator:下午的听力测试要结束了，A的梦也该 醒了……老师：（很不耐烦地拍拍桌子，发现A仍然没醒，然后提高音量）Good afternoon!!!A!!!

A:（换个睡觉姿势）En…Beafsteak and red wine,please.This's tips.（抓起试卷递上去）老师：（看到空白的试卷，摇摇头）I'm so sorry!But I had to give you zero!You see, your paper is so clean!

（下课铃响，老师无奈离开，同学们纷纷冲出教室，只有B还等着A）B:Hey!（看表）You have delayed 7s.We have nothing to eat again!

A:（刚刚清醒）Wow,wonderful.It's just a dream!（欢呼）It's doesn't matter.It's not a bad choice to fight for food sometimes,isn't it?

B:Gosh!Were are you frightened by the terrible dream?

A:Why did you say that?It's really a wonderful dream.I think it will turn my life around（欢快语气）。

B:So you won't sleep in the class?

A:Of course.Let's go to the canteen!

B:Well,let's go!

Narrator:My dear friends,which life do you prefer to ,in the dream or in reality?（音乐起）~The End~

大学英语话剧剧本 （三）

by Betty Liao

Cast

George

Mancy

Ken

Tida

Annie

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Character descriptions:

（G）George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.

（K）Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.

（T）Tida - He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.

（M）Mancy-She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.

（A）Annie -She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.

Plot:

There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……SceneⅠ

（In Girls’ Dorm）

M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.

A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. （They walk hand in hand.）M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. （They look at each other, and cross their fingers.）OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.

SceneⅡ

（Boys’ Dorm）

Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.

M: What’s the most important thing for you?

G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.

M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.

T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.

K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.

（George and Mancy just keep talking.）

M: George, you’re so humorous.

T: （hits the desk） No more talking.

（At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.

Annie calls Mancy.）

M: Hello, this is Mancy.

A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?

M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George……A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.

M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.

SceneⅢ

（In class）

K: Sorry, I’m late.

（Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.）K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.

G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.

T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.

K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.

T: Oh…OK.

A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?

M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.

A: Who was with you? George?

M: Yes…

A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.

M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.

A: I don’t think so.

K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.

T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.

（The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.）Scene Ⅳ

（On the road）

M: Where are we going?

G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.

M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.

G: That’s OK.

Oh, no!  （ George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.）SceneⅤ

（In the hospital）

M: Are you OK?

G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?

M: Just a little hurt.

G: I’m so sorry.

M: No, don’t say that.

G: But the surprise …

M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?

G: Maybe I need a walking stick.

Scene Ⅵ

（In the boys’ dorm）

K: What happened to you?

G: I had a motorcycle accident.

T: Are you OK?

G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot

K: How did it happen?

G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.

T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?

G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!

K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.

T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.

G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.

T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?

K: We can help him go to class.本文转自 : That’s a good idea.

G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.

K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.

T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.

Scene Ⅶ

（In the girls’ dorm）

A: Oh, my…Are you OK?

M: I feel just a little painful.

A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?

M: I've already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.

A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner…

M: Really? Where will we go?

A: Hung-Lin, of course.

M: Oh, no!

逃课Scene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?——————————————————————————–Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? …Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?——————————————————————————–Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?Rita: I thought you were going to the library.Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!——————————————————————————–Scene IV(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.Ken: What are they?Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.Ken: Why?Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.Ken: You are a genius.Rita: I am just very professional.Ken:   I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!——————————————————————————–Scene V(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.Kevin: Why?Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.Ken: Ok. Let’s go.(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)——————————————————————————–Tags: 6人剧本, 大学生活, 趣味剧本

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