英语情景剧视频

Break a fly on the wheel A:Look,I just had a letter from my old friend C.He lives in Beijing now.He has a trouble and wants me to help him as soon as possible. B:It’s urgent and is must it must be very important.I also want to see him soon. A:I think you will be interested in his photos.Look there he is. C:He looks strange and worried.I think he must meet a big trouble. B:I don’t think so.I think he is in a large trouble. A:Ok I will take a plane to visit him right now. B&C:I will go with you.Maybe I can offer some help. A:Let’s go! (On the way to the airport) B:How old is he? A:He is thirteen. C:Oh,he is the same age as us. A:He is very sentimental. B:I’ve got it from his picture. (Arrive at Beijing) A:Look,there he is.Hey! Y:Hey! B:What trouble do you have? C:Yeah,why do you want us to help you? Y:I have some problem on my math homework.I don’t know how to do it! A,B&C:Oh my God!

好像没有哦。。。不过《走遍美国》可以看一下，《老友记》边听边看字幕，问题也应该不大，要是不行还可以去下scripts.

英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 Wanders every five miles 焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short) 焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)强盗Burglars(ABandC) (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) My God!Who can help me?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum? JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up? JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’m back! LM:You are back?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Haven’t been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell him.(下) L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(下) Act3(J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch?Hasn’t she got up yet? J:Mum,can’t you remember?Lunch has gone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,as on without a wife is useless.Lunch is a nice girl,go and take her back! J(立正敬礼):Yes madam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Give us all your money! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we cannot rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It’s impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple! J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet! (突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’t you?I’ll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by me! B:And I planted one tree. C:If you want to go by this street--- J:Give us all your money! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you? L(哭状):I hurt a lot! J:Don’t cry baby.I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下) L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下) (音乐起 Can You Celebrate)

新白蛇传旁白:ItwasabeautifulnightwhenXuXianandBaiSuzhencameoutoftheQiantangRiverCinemaafterfinishingamovie.Themoonlightwassosoft,anditseemedtosuggestthatsomethingunusualwasabouttohappen.(在一个月朗星稀的夜晚，许仙和白素贞看完电影从钱塘江电影院走出来，二人亲密无比。)《千年等一回》前奏响起。白素贞:Honey,whatdoyouthinkofthemovieTitanicwesawjustnow?Isitromantic?(语气娇柔，动作妩媚的抚摸着高耸的肚子)许仙:Sweet,whereverwego,whateverwedo,Iwillfeeleverythingromantic,aslongasyouloveme.(满脸满足的微笑，伸手抚摸白素贞的脸)白素贞:Darling….(学泰坦尼克里的rose姿势)许仙:Love…(无比深情，搂着白素贞的腰;模仿泰坦尼克)白素贞:Musician!Changethesong!!旁白:Stopyoutwo!AsIcanimagine,nooneoftheaudiencewantstoknowwhatyouwilldonext!Meanwhile,bothofyouaresoignorantofyourignorance,‘causethedangerisonlyabreathaway.See!Whoishim!(法海跳到两人面前，音乐声落下。)法海:Stopthere!(用手指着白素贞，语气凶狠，满脸怨恨)Sodisgusting!Ican’tstanditanymore!BaiSuzhe,whyareyousocool-bloodytome!YouknowIloveyou,youknowtheoneIloveallacrosstheworldareyou.Butwhyyoudidn’tchooseme?Tellmewhy,whyyoudidn’tgivemeyourhand?Tellmewhy,istheresomethingIhavemissed?许仙:(语气不屑)Baby,whoisthisoldguy?Besides,whatishetalkingabout?白素贞:(一脸不屑的看看法海，转过头微笑的看着许仙)，Ohdear,thereisnoneedforustocarehim.Heisjustamadmanwhoalwayssendsshortmessagesatnighttometotellmehowlonelyheisandhowmuchhelovesme.ButIneverfalllovewithhim,honey,onlyyou,onlyyou,onlyyouareabletokeepmycompanytotheendofmylife.法海:(手指气到颤抖的指着白素贞)BaiSuzhen，why?Tellmewhy,doesishavetobethis?白素贞:(语气骄傲)OK!Nowletmetellyouthereasons!LookatXuXian,heishandsomecharmingcleverandsmart.Meanwhileheissorichthathehasmanyhousesandcars.Asallgirlssitheretodayknow,thesearethebasicsofthemarriagesinthe21century.(用手抚摸着肚子)What’smore,look,here,understand?许仙:(语气骄傲)Guy,youaresopoor.Lookatyourself,inrags,howcanyouguaranteeherhappiness?Youarejustgood-of-nothing!Getaway!Andkeepdistancefrommywifeforever!法海:(语气凶狠)BaiSuzhen,youaresocruel!Well,well,Iamstillheretokillyou,you,monster!许仙:(冲上前，把白素贞挡在自己身后)Honey,don’tbefrightened!(拍拍胸脯)Iwillprotectyoufromthecrazy!Trustme!IamgoodatChineseKungfu!法海:BaiSuzhen,Iwillkillyou!Killyou!(从怀里拿出金帛，全场顿时金光闪)许仙:aaaa(吓到躲到白素贞身后)法海:Infact,youaregood-of-nothing!白素贞:(一脸镇定)Dear,neverbescared!Icanmanageit.许仙:(惊恐)Buthehasaweapon,whileyoudon’t.Youforgettobringyoursword,youarealwaysthatcareless!Itoldyounottothrownearby!旁白:Oh,thefightingstarted!Itwasreallyaheatedfight,thunder,lighting,storm,andsoon.Ofcoursewedon’thavetheopportunitytoseethelive.Nevertheless,itdoesn’tmatter,‘causethehighpointiscoming…白素贞(将肚子里的书包扔出来，狂哭):Oh,mygod!Mysonisgone!Heisgone!法海:BaiSuzhen,itisyourrevenge,youknow,itisnotmyfault…白素贞:Fahai!Heisjustanewlife,howcanyoukillhim!Howcan!法海:Itdoesn’tmatterifyoulovemeornot,loveisrightthere,nottochange.Itdoesn’tmatteryouarewithmeornot,myhandisinyours.Letmeembraceyou,orletmeinyourheart.许仙:Nodoor!Whatthehelldoyouwanttodo!法海:You’dbetternotspeak,otherwise,Iwillkillyoufirst!许仙:Iwon’tshutupuntilyouswearthatyouwillletmego…Otherwise,Iwillgivesomecolorseesee!白素贞:Honey,aren’tyougoodatChineseKungfu?Comeon,andbeathim!许仙:ButIdon’tthinkIcanwin.IamonlyeatingChinesetofu…法海:hah,hah.BaiSuzhen,youhavenowayout!白素贞:Fahai,letushaveabreakfirst.It’sunfairforustofightwhenyouhaveweaponswhileIdon’t.Therefore,whataboutmagicpowerPK?法海:MagicpowerPK?OK!许仙:Honey,comeon!Ibelieveyouarethebest!白素贞开始魔术表演。Fahai,canyouguesswhatthesuitofthecardis?Ifyoumakeit,Iacknowledgethedefeat.Ifnot,yougetoutofhereassoonaspossible!法海:well…huh…..I…I…don’tknow.ButIdon’tthinkyouknowthat!白素贞:It’s…法海:Howcan!Howcanyoumanageit!Idon’tbelieve!Youmustbecheating!白素贞:No,Ineverdothat法海:Or,youmusttellmethesecret!白素贞:No,Ican’t!Otherwise,Iwilllosethecapacitytoprotectmyselfandmyhusband.法海:Then,youwillregretwhatyouhavedonetodaywhenyouareinthehell!旁白:ItwasattheexactlymomentthatFahaidefeatedBaiSuzhenwithhisweapons.Themoonwasgone,thenightbecamethatdark,andIcanevenheardthewindcrying….白素贞:(悲伤)Dear,Idon’twannaleaveyoualone!许仙:(悲伤)Dear,no!Don’tgo,Ineedyou!(白素贞退场，许仙倒地。)许仙:(用手指着法海，悲伤到颤抖)Fahai,whereismywife?Whereisshe!Whatwillyoudotoher!Sheissoweakthateventhewindcansweepheraway…法海:(站在许仙面前，骄傲大笑)哈哈哈，许仙，Iwillcookthissnakeandthatismyrevenge!哈哈哈哈!许仙:No!No!旁白:Asyoucansee,XuXianisheart-broken.Butlook,whathewilldonext…法海大笑着退场，许仙悲伤中缓缓起身，《二泉映月》响起。许仙悲伤地，缓缓地从怀里掏出手机。许仙:Hello,isitthesecretaryofme?Haveyoutheassuranceformywife?No?Oh,no!许仙挂了电话，动作缓慢地把手机放进口袋。《北风吹雪花飘》许仙:Oh,mymoney!Money!Whydoyoudisappearevenmorequickthanmywife?《北风吹雪花飘》落下，《千年等一回》再次响起，小青撑伞上。许仙眼睛直勾勾看着小青许仙:umbrellaunfurls,aloneandlost,downtherainylane,longingforalilaclikeher…Mz，mayIknowyourname?小青:Mynameis…XiaoQing…许仙追出去。法海(上):Itdoesn’tmatterwhetheryouseemeornot,Iamstandingherewithnoemotions.Itdoesn’tmatterwhetheryoumissmeornot,thefeelingisrightthere,notgone.

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