100字英语小故事

the policeman answered. “I’ve lost my cat!” And the policeman said, “I’m sorry, sir, that’s not the job of the police. We’re too busy!” The person said, “But you don’t understand. This is a veryintelligent cat! He’s almost human; he can practically talk!”So the policeman said, “Then you’d better hang up. He might be trying to call you!”反将一军 警察局的电话响了，警察接起电话说：「喂！喂！」 「我的猫不见了！」警察说：「先生，很抱歉！这不是警察的职责，我们太忙了！」 对方说：「但是你不了解，这是一只很聪明的猫，他几乎像人一样可以说话！」于是警察说道：「那你最好挂断电话，他可能正试着打电话给你！」

是个短的幽默小故事，很简单的那种哦～～lookattheskyoneday,charleyboughtahotdoginasnackbarafterschool.suddenly,hestoppedandraisedhisheadhigh.hekeptlookingatthesky.itlastedtwominutes.awomanpassedby.shesawcharleylookingatthesky.andshestoopedandalsolookedatthesky.theskywasblue.thereweresomewhiteclouds.charleystilllookedattheskyanddidn’tmoveabit.thewomanalsowentonlookingatthesky.marypassers-bystopped.theylookedatthesky,too.afterawhile,charleyloweredhishead.helaughedandasked.“whatareyoulookingforinthesky?”thewomansaid:“whyareyoulookingatthesky?”“ididn’tlookatthesky.”charleypointedtohisnose.”mynosewasbleeding.”看天空查理在路上把头抬得高高的，路上的人以为天上有什么好看的，一个接一个的停了下来，抬头望着天，可是，查理抬头看天是因为他的鼻子出血了，那么其他人呢？（这不是翻译哦，只是概要。。。故事你应该看的懂的）

A Family Tradition Two madmen were talking in the mental hospital, and one said, "I have decided to give my sister to you in marriage once we are out of here." The other man said, "No, thank you. It cannot be so."He asked, "Why?" The man answered, "Because,according to our family tradition only relatives get married. We cannot marry an outsider." The other man asked, "How come there is such a family custom?" He said, "You see, my grandmother married my grandfather. My mother married my father, my sister married my brother-in-law, and so on. How can I marry your sister?" 家庭传统有两个疯子在神经病医院里面互相聊天，一个说：「等出院了以后，我决定会把我妹妹嫁给你。」另外一个说：「多谢啦！这个不行哪！」「为什么不行呢？」「因为我的家庭的传统都是亲戚才能够结婚的，不能跟外人结婚。」「怎么会有这种家族的风俗呢？」他说：「你看，我的外婆跟我的外公结婚，我妈妈跟我爸爸结婚，我姐姐跟我姐夫结婚，我怎么能够跟你的妹妹结婚？」

Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！”