中式英语常见种类

1．we two who and who! 咱俩谁跟谁啊！ 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你？怎么老是你？ 3．you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们！一起上！ 4．as far as you go to die！ 有多远死多远！ 5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 ！！ 6．you me you me 彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ ！ 8．know is know ，noknow is noknow... 知之为知之，不知为不知… 9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son 你有两下子。 19.好好学习，天天向上： good good study,day day up! 20、Open the door see mountain 开门见山 21、five flowers eight doors 五花八门 22、people mountain people sea 人山人海 23、Un-ding-able 顶不住了 24、You go see see 你去看看. 25、Moon under old man 月下老人 26.so many people die, no see you die. 咁多人死唔见你死。 27.die away 死开 28.If you no three no four, I give you some color to see see! 如果你不三不四，我给你点颜色看看。 29.Ask what ask! 问什么问！see what see 看什么看！laugh what laugh 笑什么笑！ 30.Have one leg with somebody. 跟某人有一腿。 31.What thing? 什么事？ 32.Two breasts. 二奶。 33.Pack two breasts. 包二奶。 34.watch uncle.表叔

当代大陆人自创缩写中国常省略“the”aan e.g.he's a fool 自从1990年代以来，在中国大陆，开始出现一些不伦不类的英文单词缩写，在英文国家却并不通行。例如：ML（现在时：make love 古：made love ）——房事VCR（Video Cassette Recorder）实际含义：录像机，被错误地等同于：录像片段、短片的中文解释。常见中式英语中式英语：不用谢。中国人常常以字译字说成No thanks(其实这句话要表达的是礼貌地拒绝）正确：You are welcome中式英语：Welcome to ride Line 52 Bus 正确：Thank you for riding Bus Line 52.中式英语：Welcome to ride Line 13 again 正确：Thank you for riding Line 13,and we would be pleased to welcome you back aboard at any time.中式英语：Welcome to take my taxi 正确：Thanks for taking my taxi.中式英语：Welcome to Scoop正确：Thanks for tuning in!中式英语：Welcome to use ATM service 正确：Thanks for using this ATM.