英语笑话带翻译100

这里的英语笑话都有译文!A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. "Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen." But at this point a larger boy held up his hand. "Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?" "I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him." 有个老师问班上的学生： “谁是第一个男人？” “乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。 “你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。 小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。” 这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。 “那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢？” “我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿取了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”

英语笑话带翻译100

Correct

Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

Jimmy: I don’t know...

Teacher: Correct.

很对

教师：吉米，学生在学校里经常用的三个字是什么?

吉米：不知道……

老师：很对。

Who do you think you are?

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

“I am the driver.” he said.

你以为你是谁?

公共汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。

“车上太挤了，”他们喊道，“你以为你是谁?”

“我是司机!”他说。

To Buy a Video

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.

But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.

"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"

买录像机

艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

”恐怕我们还买不起，“妈妈叹息着说。

可第二天当艾莫斯回来时，他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的'录像机。

”你究竟是哪儿来的钱买这东西?“妈妈大吃一惊，喘着气说。

”妈妈，这简单，“ 艾曼斯回答。”我把电视机给卖了!"