英文小故事双人

The hare was once boasting of his speed before the other animals. "I have never been beaten," he said, "when I run at full speed, no one is faster than me." The tortoise said quietly, "I will race with you." "That is a good joke," said the hare. "I could dance around you the whole way." The race started. The hare darted almost out of sight at once. He soon stopped and lay down to have a nap. The tortoise plodded on and on. When the hare awoke from his nap, he saw the tortoise was near the finish line, and that he had lost the race. 龟兔赛跑 兔子向动物们夸耀他的速度，“我从来没有失败过，”他说，“当我奔跑时，没有人比我更快。” 乌龟平静地说：“我要与你比赛。”“真是笑话，我可以边玩边和你赛跑。”兔子说。 比赛开始了，一眨眼工夫，兔子已经跑得不见了踪影，但是他觉得自己跑得快，对比赛掉以轻心，躺在路边睡着了。 乌龟慢腾腾地却持续不停地走，当兔子一觉醒来，他看到乌龟已经快到终点线了。兔子输了比赛。 寓意: 骄兵必败；只有持之以恒，才能实现目标。

I am sitting around with a few dudes smoking and one of their friends comes in who is a health nut (female).She looks at me and says.Her-"You are going to die from that"Me-"You are going to die too"Her-"How do you know?"Me-"Um...everyone dies...."Her-"Yeah but you will die sooner"Me-"How do you figure?"Her-"You smoke weed"Me-"What if you get in a car wreck tomorrow and die? that would be you dying first."Her-"I won't though"Me-"How do you know?"Her-"Fucking potheads"At this point, I was pretty pissed at her for being an ignorant bitch and she left the room.She came back later and she tried to defend herself again.Her-"You know what? you are an asshole and I hope you die from that."Me-"Did you know anyone who has eatten a carrot has, or will die."Her-"You are such an asshole, get a life."Me-"I'm the one with my own apartment and a job, plus I go to school, you sit on your ass and ask daddy for money"Her-"Fuck you....(looks to her blazed BF), let's leave, Im'm sick of these douchebags"It was funny, and pissing me off at the same time to see this dumbass try to tell me I was going to die first because I smoke, even though she has no idea what the hell she is talking about.Anyone else ever deal with ignorant anti-marijuana people?