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是英语的说说搞笑是非常比较难的因为英语对说说笑笑比较翻译在。比较冲的困难，所以必须提高英语的说说笑笑的词语和水。

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英语手抄报内容搞笑

做英语手抄报可以提高学生对学习英语的兴趣，同时还能锻炼学生的动手能力。下面是我为大家带来的趣味英语手抄报内容，希望大家喜欢。

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英语小短文

I Owe You for a Float

Mr Smith worked in a post office and three years ago ,when he was sixty ,he retired .Now he and his wife stay at home and his children work in another city .The old woman does all housework and he has nothing to do at home .He likes neither reading nor watching games .At first he didn’t know how to spend the spare time .Mr Hunt who was two years older than him asked him to go fishing with him .

“It’s a good sport ,”said Mr Hunt .“I’m sure you will soon be interested in it .”

“But I cann’t fish at all ,you know .”

“That’s easy .Go fishing with me tomorrow morning and I’ll teach you .”

Mr Smith decided to try his luck .The following day the two old friends came to a river and began to fish .Suddenly Mr Smith said ,“How much do those little red things cost ?”

“You mean the floats ?Oh ,they are cheap .What made you ask me such a question ?”

“I owe you one .Mine has just sunk .”

英语笑话

The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s. Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s. I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. " Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"

我所工作的精品家具商店是从20世纪二十年代以来就营业的。最近我接到一个妇女的电话。她想换一套餐具中的一些椅子。这套餐具她是在三十年代从我们这儿买的。我向她保证说我们可以帮她的忙，于是我向部门经理寻求帮助。“你永远也不会相信，”我对他说，“我刚接到一个顾客的.电话，她在三十年代从我们这里买了一些椅子。” 我还没来得及说她的要求，经理就打断了我的话：“你别告诉我她到现在还没收到货!”

词汇学习：

purchased v. purchase的过去式及过去分词形式;购买

assistance n. 帮助

told v. tell的过去式和过去分词形式;告诉

customer 顾客、家伙

interrupted v. interrupt的过去式和过去分词;打断

英语励志名言

1、You cannot improve your past, but you can improve your future. Once time is wasted, life is wasted.

你不能改变你的过去，但你可以让你的未来变得更美好。一旦时间浪费了，生命就浪费了。

2、Knowlegde can change your fate and English can accomplish your future.

知识改变命运，英语成就未来。

3、Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.

如果你想要成功，不要去追求成功;尽管做你自己热爱的事情并且相信它，成功自然到来。

4、Jack of all trades and master of none.

门门精通，样样稀松。

5、Judge not from appearances.

人不可貌相，海不可斗量。