寒假趣事英文作文

Harbin five-day tour That day, I with my mother by on the plane arrived at Harbin touri *** . Soon, we live in a hotel. Early next morning, we'll get out of bed, early by bus to Harbin tourist destination "volumes" start. Soon at noon time, we came to a nearby alternative where had a good abundant posed, satiate drink sufficient after we started again. In the evening, we reached the "volumes", where the peasant hotel. In the hotel, we had the tender and *** ooth mouth northeast dumplings, sleep in the warm and fortable, really enjoy infinite closely. ^ ^ * The next day, we follow guide came to "volumes" at the foot of l. chinensis mountain, take the peculiar snow where motorcycles, sitting on a motorbike, motorcycle was like the wind general fast up to the top of a hill. At the top of the hill, everyone playing a snowman, snowball fights games. Came down from the mountain, we returned to the hotel rested for a while, then and set out immediately. This time, we took a there horse-drawn sledge, horses, we came to the there "the studio" hear that once here, filmed movie. It is called "braving the. We arrived there in the sledge again the moonlight lake, at this moment the moon lake has been frozen became the "mirror". Skating on carelessly may fall, make you fall off his face mud. Finally we played "snow tires", we do the tire slip from the mountain to mountain can stimulate! D: The next day, we reached world-class skiing, everybody YaBuLi mountains in crane came to the hillside, use the skis from mountain slid to the hill, don't say how much fun it how exciting! The last day, we go to "snow world" there watching the touri *** .the ice. These geous touri *** .the ice sparkling, have looked great church. Have the slides. There is a lion. There is also a monkey。

True dazzling! O: We finally returned to his hometown - wenzhou. 解： 哈尔滨五日游那天，我和妈妈乘上了飞机来到了哈尔滨旅游。不久，我们住进了一家宾馆。

第二天一大早，我们就早早的起了床，乘上大巴往哈尔滨的旅游胜地“雪乡”出发。很快到了中午，我们来的了附近的“农家乐”哪儿吃了一顿丰盛的东北菜，吃饱喝足后我们又出发了。

傍晚时分，我们到达了“雪乡”，住在那里的农家宾馆。在宾馆里，我们吃到了鲜嫩滑口的东北饺子，晚上睡在了温暖舒适的火炕上，真是享受无穷。

^*^接下来的一天，我们跟着导游来到了“雪乡”羊草山的山脚下，乘上了哪儿特有的雪地摩托车，坐在摩托车上，摩托车便像风一般飞快的开到了山顶上。在山顶上，大家玩起了堆雪人，打雪仗等游戏。

下了山，我们大家回到了宾馆休息了一会儿，便又马上出发了。这次，我们乘坐了那儿的马拉爬犁，马拉着我们来到了那儿的“影视城”，听说曾经在这里，拍过电影，名字叫做“闯关东”。

我们又乘着爬犁来到了那儿的月光湖，此时此刻的月光湖早就已经冻成了“一面镜子”。在上面滑冰一不小心就会摔跤，使你摔得嘴啃泥。

最后我们玩了“雪地轮胎”，我们做着轮胎从山上滑到山脚可 *** 了！：D接下来的一天，我们来到了世界级的亚布力山那里滑雪，大家乘着吊车来到了山腰上，使用滑雪板从山上滑到了山下，不要说有多好玩多 *** 了！最后一天，我们去“冰雪大世界”那儿看冰灯。这些绚丽的冰灯光彩夺目好看极了，有教堂.有滑滑梯.有狮子.也有猴子…真实琳琅满目！：o最终我们回到了家乡——温州。

This winter holiday,I have a good time.

On my holiday,I often do my homework.Sometimes,I play puter games and watch TV. Also,I like play with my good friends.I visit my grandparents,too.

I love this holiday!I enjoy it!

这个寒假，我过得很愉快！

在寒假里，我通常做我的作业。有时，我也玩一下电脑，看看电视。我也喜欢和我的朋友一起玩。我还拜访了我的爷爷奶奶。（这句是我加的）

我喜欢这个假期，我很高兴。（我很享受我的假期，enjoy是享受的意思，也可以说是很高兴）

望楼主采纳，谢谢！（&^_^&）

1.I had a great time during my winter vacation. The first thing I did was I made a plan for my study. I assigned my homework equally according to the holidays so that I can finish all of them in time. And during my winter vacation, we wele the most important festival in China—Spring Festival, it's also called Chinese New Year by lots of foreigners. At that night, our family came together and had a big meal. Of course we had dumplings that night, because that is our Chinese traditional. We then watch the CCTV spring festival evening party together and watch the beautiful fireworks. That's the happiest time in this world! The winter vacation I had dreamed all year around was finally ing. And I really enjoyed a lot from it. The first thing I did was I made a plan for my study. I assigned my homework equally according to the holidays so that I can finish all of them in time. I also arranged myself the books and words I need to read and recite. Secondly, I took some extracurricular activities and read some English original reading. My favorite book is , written by Sherlock Holmes. Among all the classical movies, the Sound of Music was the most exciting one. During my holidays I also made some assistance for my physical class teacher, surely I met lots of difficulties in this stage and from which I knew what perseverance really was. Lastly, I went to the temple fair and was lucky to taste several Chinese traditional dishes; “Jiaohua chicken” is one of them. It is said it originated from Hangzhou centuries ago, made by a famous beggar Hong Qi Gong, the senior leader of Beggar Gang.Steamed with fresh lotus leaf wrapped up,it is famous for its special aroma and taste. Now that the holiday is ending and a new semester is ing, I need to fresh up and get started to embrace the uping challenges. 《我的寒假》 一年一度的寒假来到了。

我这个假期过的很开心。 首先，我根据所有作业和时间制订一个学习计划。

我把这些作业平均分配，以至于我可以在假期结束的时候可以完成所有作业。并且我规定了每天要背多少单词，整个假期要读多少本书。

第二，我参加了一些课外活动。 读了几本精品读物，我最喜欢的是夏洛克·福尔摩斯（Sherlock·Holmes）探案集的《巴斯克维尔猎犬The Hound of the Baskervilles——Sir Arthur Conan Doyle》英文版。

还看了几部经典影视作品，其中我最欣赏的是《音乐之声》（The Sound of Music）。我还为我们的物理老师做了课件，在这个过程中，我遇到了很多困难，也学会了什么叫坚持。

最后，我在春节期间还参加了庙会。吃到了几种有民族特色的小吃。

其中，最吸引我的是据说当年由丐帮帮主洪七公发明的叫花鸡。用大大的荷叶包起来，有一种独特的清香。

假期结束了，新的学期开始了，我要打起精神，准备进入战斗状态了。2.I like my holiday very much. Though it's very short,I can enjoy the Spring Festival. I can watch cartoon every day. I needn't go to school .Sometimes I can go to play with my friend outside. With the festival ing,I can play all the time. I can play video game with my brother. I am good at playing PC game. Then more and more relatives came to my home. We had dinner together. It's so lively that I'm very happy. But I still have to do my homework. During the holiday,I learned a lot. I love my holiday.3.my winter vacation During the winter vacation, nothing is different for my life. I wake up 11 o'clock Am everyday, after a washing, I have a good lunch with my parents. Next I play puter games till the time to have supper. After have dinner. I go on playing till 2 o'clock Am, and then go to sleep with tired. This is one dull day of my winter vacation.But I haven't bored all the time. Sometimes I read the books, sometime I listen to the music or the radio in the bed,because it was very cold outside and snowy all the day. And I also meat some of my good friends during the vacation ,we have a very long talk about the life of each other in the past year and play table tennis tegether .And I watched the spring festival party of the CCTV in the last seconds of the 2004 year! I think this is the thing most people of china doing at that time.that's all, all my dull, coldly and snowy winter vacation.4.My Happy Times During Winter Vacation I often go to see my grandma and grandpa during winter vacation. They are both seventy years old and live in the country happily. I can do many interesting things there. I am used to getting up early in the morning and breathing the fresh air in the countryside. After snow, I would like to skate and ski with my friends. When night es, I am used to sitting by the fire and listening to grandma telling me many funny stories. And I tell her some new 。

My holiday-我的假期（1）

Summer holiday has already e. How happy I am!

The favorite thing I want to do is traveling. I joined an outdoor club and went to the seaside in Zhejiang province with other members. On July 20, we started our journey at 21:00 in the evening. I was so sleepy that I fell asleep in the bus.

Suddenly someone was pushing me. I opened my eyes and a beautiful sea was right there. What a beautiful place! We swam in the sea and played beach volleyball. The wind, the sunshine, the blue sky and the happy boys and girls formed a wonderful picture! At noon, we cooked seafood like crabs, shrimps, seashells and so on. They are all so delicious.

My mouth is now watering again. I will never fet such interesting expirence.

(2)

My holiday

In my holiday, I would like to go Australia. It's a very good place to visit. And it's very beautiful place.

Australia is big country. It covers an area of 7.6 million square kilometers. It has a population of over 10 million.It is one of the famous Oceanian country. The country is famous for its wool production and seashore tour and many other things.Many people spend their holiday there.Australia is on the south coast of the Pacific. So Beijing is far from Australia .It would take more than 10 hours to get there.

First, I would go to The Opera House.It is in the Sydney. It is very famous in the world. It is known by many people in the world.So I would go to The Opera House.

I would go to see the Kandaroos too. They live in the Australia.And they are very famous.And there are lots of others animals too. They all are known by many people.

I am looking forward to going to Australia.

My Holiday

I like my holiday very much. Though it's very short,I can enjoy the Spring

Festival. I can watch cartoon every day. I needn't go to school. Sometimes I can

go to play with my friend outside. With the festival ing,I can play all the

time. I can play video game with my brother. I am good at playing PC game. Then

more and more relatives came to my home. We had dinner together. It's so lively

that I'm very happy. But I still have to do my homework. During the holiday,I

learned a lot. I love my holiday.

我的假期

我很喜欢我的假期。虽然很短，我可以享受春节。我可以每天看动画片。我不必上学。有时候，我可以去发挥我的朋友之外。随着节日的到来，我可以支配所有的时间。我可以玩视频游戏和我的兄弟。我擅长玩电脑游戏。然后，越来越多的亲戚来到我家。我们共进晚餐。

这是如此生动，我非常高兴。不过，我还要做功课。假日期间，我学到了很多东西。我爱我的假期。

My winter holiday is very colorful. In the morning,I get up at 8:30 and have my breakfast at 9:00. Then I help my mother wash the dishes.At 10:00,I do my homework,do some reading or listen some music.In my opinion,we should do some meaningful things on our holiday, instead of playing puters or chating qq all the day.By reading books, I learn a lot of knowledge and broaden my holizons.

In the afternoon,I do some sports with my friends. I think do exercises is very important. It can help us to form good habits, improve our health. In the evening , I watch TV with my parents.

All in all,my holiday is very colorful. I not only feel very happy,but also learn many things which can't get in the books.

Winter vacation this year has e, my heart is very beautiful, the chest has long scheduled, please listen to me to Road 1:

First reading seek harvest. Studies usually very busy, a lot of home-school books have not yet read, the winter vacation, I want some good reading, but also good study notes, then I will harvest lots!

Second, seek pleasure travel. National Day last year, the family has arranged travel, but a stream raid Dragon, only reluctantly suspended. I want to go to Kunming, Hainan winter vacation or a trip to play, then I will a lot of fun!

Third, phoic inter trouble. Phoic grasp well, is my stumbling block in learning English, taking advantage of winter break this time, "studied hard" look, a sizeable remove my troubles, then I definitely feel the lot!

Winter life has arrangements for implementation of the plan needed to be gone in a good winter enrich the ing year, a higher level!

January 15th,Sunny

As the winter vacation is drawing near, I have a plan about my vacation. I'm going to do what I want to do. I'm going to study harder in order to get good grades in the following term. After finishing all my homework, I'm going to enjoy myself in the sea of knowledge. Reading must be a good idea. I'm going to keep fit at the same time. I'll get up eary in the morning everyday and play sports. I really love sports. Besides that, Eating a balanced diet is also good for my health. I'm going to help my mom and dad with the housework as well in the vacation.I'll learn to cook. As for travelling, I'm planning to go to Hainan. But whether going there or not will be decided on the weather.During the vacation,I'm going to visit my friends,I really miss them.

So you seeThe Winter Holiday

I like the winter holiday very much.

Though it's very short,I can enjoy the Spring Festival.

I can watch cartoon every day.

I needn't go to school frepuently.

Sometimes I can go to play with my friend outside.

With the festival ing,I can play all the time.

I can play video game with my brother.

I am good at playing PC game.

So I often beats my brother.

Then more and more relative came to my home.

We had dinner together.

It's so lively that I'am very happy.

But I still have to do my homework.

During the holiday,I learned a lot.

I love the winter holiday.

happy winter holiday I have got a happy winter holiday this year. In this year, I have a 7-day winter holiday. In the first day, I went back to my hometown with my parents. When I got there, I saw my grandparents. Then we had lunch together. At that time, we not only had dilicious food,we also talk about our wonderful life. We laughed and sang, it was so happy then. After lunch, I got out and found my old friends in the field. They were all taller and stronger than before. We sat down on the ground and talk about funny things. It was so interesting and fun. We also played some funny games. I have never play such a funny game since I leave my hometown for a big city. I was so happy that day.It was the happiest time in my holiday. And it was so funny. 寒 假 趣 事 Cold false interest 今天是大年三十，城里处处洋溢着过年的喜气，我们家也不例外。

Today is 30, and the city, be permeated with the new beaming, our house is no exception. 妈妈在厨房里包饺子，我在一旁剥蒜，剥完了蒜后，我起身往客厅走。 Mom is in the kitchen making dumpling, I at a side strip garlic, finished peeling garlic, I got up and went to the sitting room go. 不经意地瞄了一眼正在包饺子的妈妈。

Casual DeMiao took one look at pack dumpling of mom. 一个念头在我心中产生了。 A thought in my heart is produced. 我快步走到妈妈面前，对她说：“妈妈，教我包饺子吧！” I went quickly to the front of mom, say to her: "mom, teach me pack dumpling！" 妈妈望了我一眼，对我说：“好吧！” Mother looked at me in the eye and said to me: "good！" 妈妈拿着擀面杖擀出了一个皮，把馅子舀到皮上，将面皮两边一合，将重合的部分用手指捏在一起，一个饺子就包好了。

Mom took a rolling-pin roll out a skin, the XianZi removed until the skin on both sides, will face a close, will coincide with fingers part in together, a dumpling is packed. 我心里想着：这么简单，真是小菜一碟！ My in the mind think: so simple, really is a piece of cake！ 还是让我来试试看吧。 Let me have a try. 我接过擀面杖，开始牛刀小试，妈妈那么轻松搞定的面皮，在我的手中却一点也不听话，左一下，右一下，我的饺子皮倒象一个八爪螃蟹。

I received a rolling-pin, start NiuDao bench, mother so easily calm face, in my hand not obedient, left once, right once, my JiaoZiPi seem an eight claw crabs. 再难看也是我创造的，本想揉掉重来，可我舍不得，我把馅子包进去，迫不及待的丢进锅里。 Again I also created, ugly this want to rub off again, but I loathe to give up, I put my bag in XianZi, eager into the pot. 这饺子不给我面子，居然没等到煮熟，就“开膛破肚”了。

This dumpling don't do me the honor, didn't wait until cooked, "gut break belly". 可恶，我居然连个饺子也包不好，我没这么笨吧，我一定要把你包好！ Damn, I even a dumpling also bag is bad, I have no so stupid! I must put your bag！ 我吸取了教训，学着妈妈的样子，一下一下转着擀，面皮不圆，但比“八爪螃蟹”好多了。 I learned a lesson, learn the mother of appearance, once it turn out, face a circle, but than "eight claw crab" much better. 我把馅子舀上，学着妈妈的样子，给饺子捏上“花边”。

I put on XianZi ladle, to learn the mother of appearance, give dumplings knead on "lacy". 成败在此一举，我把这只经过我精雕细琢，是饺子却又不象饺子的饺子小心翼翼地放进锅里。 Success or failure, I put this only after I meticulosity is dumplings yet unlike dumpling jiaozi carefully into the pot. 五分钟后，我揭开了锅盖，啊！ Five minutes later, I opened a pot, ah！ 我的那只饺子安然无恙，正在逍遥的独自“漂游”呢！ My that only dumplings safe, is free and unfettered alone "piaoyou"！ 饺子煮好以后，妈妈把饺子捞出来。

Dumpling boiled dumplings, after mother put out. 开饭了，我寻找着那只我包的饺子，细细的品味着。 It's time for supper, I find that only jiaozi I made, thin savor. 这顿饺子格外的香。

It's exceptionally fragrance. Dumplings 这次经历，我永远都不会忘记。 This experience, I will never fet. 她让我明白了一个道理：任何事，只要你肯下功夫，就会获得成功。

She makes me understand a truth: anything, as long as you are willing to hard, will achieve success.。

Four great early morning, the father pushed open up windows, only heard the bang exclaimed: "wow! The world of ice and snow you beautiful!" I am delighted to hear, hurriedly dressed, then mother and father down the stairs while also taking the side shouting excitedly: "snowball fights myself! snowball fights myself!" A fierce war began. And my father put the car leaves, the bridge to stop poles and snow on the ground have made a snowball from the mother when the referee started to snowball fights. One time, I saw flying snowball dance, laughter is also flying dance, my side chasing side playing, father fled the side edge back, I am pleased to sing: "The imperialist tail between its escape." At this time a father snowball fly over, I quickly returned fire. Accidentally, the snowball hit my father's feet, I angrily put a snowball flew into the father's neck, the father ran one straight side in cases of doubt: "I die of cold!好冷ah!" I shouted: "Oh, a win, a win!" happy mother laughed!

快乐的寒假又到了，你的寒假过得怎么样了呢?发生了什么有趣的事吗?大家不妨写一篇 英语 作文 分享一下吧。以下是我为大家整理的，寒假趣事英语作文4篇，希望大家喜欢。 寒假趣事英语作文篇一 This winter holiday I stayed at home. I am happy because my father and my mother could spend more time with me during the Spring Festival. Besides, on the eve of the Spring Festival, we had a great family reunion dinner and then we watched Spring Festival Party on CCTV1. Sometimes, I reviewed my lessons. I had a very wonderful holiday. 寒假趣事英语作文篇二 I like the winter holiday very much.Though it's very short,I can enjoy the Spring Festival. I can watch cartoon every day.I needn't go to school frepuently. Sometimes I can go to play with my friend outside. With the festival coming,I can play all the time.I can play video game with my brother.I am good at playing PC game. So I often beats my brother.Then more and more relative came to my home.We had dinner together. It's so lively that I'am very happy.liuxue86 But I still have to do my homework. During the holiday,I learned a lot.I love the winter holiday. 寒假趣事英语作文篇三 Holiday is very dull. I stay at home for most of time. Sometimes I visit my friends and play basketball with them. Sometimes we go shopping. One day, we go to the kfc. We have hamburgers, chicken coke and french fries. We have sore throats. We go home and have a rest. Then we feel better. We go and play computer games! How mad we are! This is the only thing I can talk about in the holiday. 寒假趣事英语作文篇四 Chinese New Year is coming and my family is very busy. It's because Chinese New Year is very special and important. We must prepare many special things to get ready for this festival. First, will make a big New Year meal. Second, we will make "Good-luck wishes." Third, we will set off firecrackers. New Year meal is delicious and we think that eating some will bring us good luck. A long time ago, Chinese people believed red color could bring our good luck too. And we set off firecrackers could frighten ghosts away. Chinese New Year is very popular between students. Because we can have a long happy holiday.寒假趣事英语作文4篇相关推荐： 1. 寒假英语作文及翻译 2. 寒假趣事英语作文 3. 寒假趣事英语作文50词 4. 寒假趣事600字作文4篇 5. 我的寒假的英语作文

英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？ Q: How can you most irritate a farmer? A: By treading on his corn? 如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“鸡眼”的意思。 Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world? A: The snail. It carries its house on its back. 因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子，所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的。你说呢？ Q: What do people do in a clock factory? A: They make faces all day. 一看到make faces这个短语，你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀！因为除了这个意思以外，它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面。 Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? A: Keep him awake. 怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢？最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉。虽然这不是治疗方法，但如果让梦游者醒着呢，他的确就不会去梦游了。 英语笑话（二） He is really somebody -- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do? -- A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 -- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 -- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ -- 墓地守墓人。 英语笑话（三） Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久，到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元。在银行柜台，银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票，看是否有假。 这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦，最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我，先生，也请你相信这些钞票。这都是真正的美元，它们是从美国直接带来的。” 英语笑话（四）my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！ 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！ 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。” 英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner -- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then. 给我那个打赢的吧 -- 服务员， 这个龙虾只有一只爪。 -- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。 -- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。 英语笑话（六）The mean man's party. The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot." "Why use my elbow and foot?" "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?" 吝啬鬼请客 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。” “为什么要用我的肘和脚呢？” “你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧？”吝啬鬼回答。 英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid" A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid." 忠告“年轻者” 这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话， 千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。” 英语笑话（八）Which woman? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield." My husband looked up and said, "Mom's here?" 哪一位女人？ 一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物，回来后发现车身沾满灰尘，于是擦洗了一阵。当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃。” 我丈夫抬头看了看，说：“妈妈来了？” 英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs "Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me." He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs." 医生住在楼下 “医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。 “我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。” 他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说：“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家——医生住在楼下。” 英语笑话（十）One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult." Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain's voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late." At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete's sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we'll be up here all night!" 只剩一个引擎 一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时，喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意，我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了。但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的。只是我们要因此晚到一小时 。” 过了一会儿，旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位，你们猜怎么啦 ？我们刚又掉了第三个引擎。但请你们相信好了。只有一个引擎我们也能飞，但要晚三个小时了。” 正在这时，一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上，如果我们再掉一个引擎，我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了。”

happy winter holiday I have got a happy winter holiday this year. In this year, I have a 7-day winter holiday. In the first day, I went back to my hometown with my parents. When I got there, I saw my grandparents. Then we had lunch together. At that time, we not only had dilicious food,we also talk about our wonderful life. We laughed and sang, it was so happy then. After lunch, I got out and found my old friends in the field. They were all taller and stronger than before. We sat down on the ground and talk about funny things. It was so interesting and fun. We also played some funny games. I have never play such a funny game since I leave my hometown for a big city. I was so happy that day.It was the happiest time in my holiday. And it was so funny.