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6人英语话剧剧本励志：《逃课》

Skipping Class

Cast

Anita: Never understands why students like to skip classes

Kevin: Treats “skipping classes” as the principle of university life

Ken: Eager to skip classes but dares not to do it

Jason: Always commits himself not to skip classes

Steven: Always gives himself a good excuse for skipping class

Rita: A professional class skipper

Scene I

(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University students. They are good friends. One day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)

Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last class. The teacher gave us the main topics for the mid-term examination.

Jason: Oh, shoot! I just missed it. Would you lend me your notes so I can make a copy?

Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the class. You promised me that you would be in class on time today.

Jason: Believe me, I would like to keep my word. The problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this morning. Then I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this morning.

Ken: You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on yesterday.

Jason: Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long…

Ken: For God’s sake! Don’t you care about next week’s mid-term examination?

Scene II

(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a classroom. And, Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)

Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few minutes. Where are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with Jason.

Steven: I will do anything for my good friend. Of course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard time.

Anita: You always like to get involved in someone else’s business. You’ll get yourself in trouble. Don’t you know it? ...

Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with him. He will not listen to you. Just leave him alone. By the way, I am still waiting for your decision. Are you coming with me to the concert tomorrow?

Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot it. What time tomorrow?

Kevin: Two o’clock. I cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – Jolin. Oh, how wonderful!

Anita: wait a minute. We have Calculus class tomorrow afternoon. Are you out of your mind?

Kevin: Well, I’m not. Yet I think we can just copy the notes from someone else.

Anita: No, this is a very important class. And you would never understand it without listening to the lecture.

Kevin: To me it makes no difference. Even if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking about. Besides, who likes to look at the old baldhead?

Scene III

(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST building. At the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the dorm. They meet in front of the laboratory.)

Rita: Here I am. Look, I did what I promised. I am a good girl, not skipping classes.

Anita: What are you talking about? This is the 5th class. You skipped the first four classes this morning. Yesterday you promised that you would not skip any class.

Rita: Did I? We don’t have any class in the morning but we’re packed in the afternoon on Wednesdays.

Anita: I beg your pardon? Today is Thursday and we have classes the whole day. Besides, didn’t you meet us this morning while we were going out to class?

Rita: I thought you were going to the library.

Anita: You are loopy now because you’ve skipped too, too many classes.

Rita: Why did you say so? I know that we will have the Computer Program test tomorrow.

Anita: You are incurable. The test was this morning!

Scene IV

(Ken and Rita are talking to each other. They are talking about how to skip a class. )

Ken: I wonder why your Calculus professor never takes attendance. Yet, every time I skipped class, my professor always knew I was absent. I think I am really unlucky.

Rita: well, you’ll appreciate what I’m going to tell you now, my three very good suggestions.

Ken: What are they?

Rita: Now lend me your ears – First of all, whether you skip the class or not, you’ll never pass the course.

Ken: How do you know that I will not pass?

Rita: Calculus is extremely difficult. I don’t believe you can pass it.

Ken: Maybe you are right. What else?

Rita: Before you skip the class you should treat everyone nicely. And after that, you should try to flatter your professor.

Ken: Why?

Rita: Well if you treat the classmates nicely, they will help you sign your name on the attendance sheet. And if you flatter your professor properly, you may ask the professor to pass you. Lastly – To skip the classes successfully you cannot skip too many classes or too few.

Ken: What do you mean? Not too many and not too few?

Rita: You need good weather for skipping classes so you can go out to fool around. And then you need good timing so you can go to the newly opened internet café that is on discount. Finally you need good relationships with the classmates so they can cover it up for you.

Ken: You are a genius.

Rita: I am just very professional.

Ken: I see now. I will try sometimes. Hah, Hah, Hah!!!

Scene V

(Ken meets Kevin at the parking lot.)

Kevin: It’s time for the English class. Why are you here?

Ken: I don’t want to go to English class. I want to cut the class.

Kevin: Why?

Ken: Because someone told me cutting classes can be fun.

Kevin: That’s right. I will show you how much fun it is to cut classes.

Ken: Ok. Let’s go.

(Kevin and Ken cut the class and go out to have fun with girls. And both of them will fail the English class. Therefore next semester they will see Jean, their English teacher, again.)

6人英语话剧剧本励志：礼物

The Gifts

Mon.：Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn’t leave much for saving.

In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim’s gold watch, which has been his father’s and his grandfather’s. The other is Della’s long beautiful hair.

D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.

D: I---- I---- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.

(At the shop—“Madame Sofronie. We Buy Hair Goods of All Kinds”)

D: Will you buy my hair?

M: Yes, I buy all kinds of hair. Sit down, please. Take your hat off and let me have a look. Oh, very beautiful. Very good! Twenty dollars , OK?

D: All right. But please give it to me quickly.

M: Here you are. Twenty dollars.

D: Thank you. Bye.

M: Bye.

Mon.：Della spent two hours in the streets. Then she stopped at a Gold Shop and bought a gold watch chain. Now ,Della is at home.

D: Oh, what a beautiful gold watch chain. I think it must match Jim's watch. When he sees it he must be very happy .

(Suddenly the door opened and in came Jim . )

J: You-----?

D: Jim. Don’t look at me that way. I had my hair cut off and sold it because I couldn’t have lived through Christmas without giving you a present. Jim, it will grow quickly. You don’t mind, do you ? I just had to do it. My hair grows very fast, you know. Say “Merry Christmas!” Jim, and let’s be happy.

J: You’ve cut off your hair?

D: I’ve cut it off and sold it. It’s sold. I tell you -sold and gone, too. It’s Christmas Eve , Jim. Be good to me, for it went for you.

J: Well , Della. Don’t make any mistake about me. I don’t think there’s anything about a hair cut that could make me love you any less. I know, it went for me. Look at this package .

D: What ?

J: Look at it yourself. You 'll see.

D:Ah! The combs. They were in the shop windows for many months!

J:Yes, the beautiful combs, pure tortoiseshell, with jewelry rims--just the color to wear in your beautiful, hair.

D: But , Jim. They are expensive combs. I know, my heart had longed for them without the least hope of possession. Now they are mine. Thank you Jim.

J; Now, you will see why I was upset at first.

D: Jim, you don’t know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I’ve got for you. Can you guess?

J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.

D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn’t it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You’ll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .

J: Della, Let’s put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They’re too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let’s have our supper.

6人英语话剧剧本励志：阿甘正传的片断

FORREST (voice-over) That Momma, she sure was right.

It's funny how things work out.

EXT. BAYOU LA BATRE/BUBBA'S MOM'S HOUSE - DAY

Forrest walks up to a shack on the edge of the Bayou. A group of black kids play in the front yard.

FORREST (voice-over)

I didn't stay home for long, because I'd made a

promise to Bubba. And I always try to keep my promise.

So I went on down to Bayou La Batre to meet Bubba's

family and make their introduction.

Bubba's mother named MRS. BLUE and her other children look at Forrest.

MRS. BLUE Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?

FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, Mrs. Blue.

MRS. BLUE I guess.

EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE - DAY

Forrest steps over to Bubba's tombstone.

FORREST (voice-over)

And of course, I paid my respect to Bubba himself.

FORREST Hey, Bubba, it's me, Forrest Gump. I remember

everything you said, and I got it all figured out.

Forrest pulls out notes from his pocket.

FORREST I'm taking the twenty-four thousand, five hundred

and six-two dollars and forty-seven cents that I got...

EXT. BAYOU - DAY

Forrest walks across a yard where men are cleaning shrimp.

FORREST (voice-over)

... well, that's left after a new hair cut and a

new suit and I took Momma out to real fancy dinner

and I bought a bus ticket and three Doctor Peppers.

Forrest walks along a wooden pier. Forrest pays an old black shrimper a large wad of cash.

OLD SHRIMPER Tell me something. Are you stupid or something?

FORREST Stupid is as stupid does, sir.

EXT. BUBBA'S GRAVE

Forrest stands at the grave.

FORREST Well, that's what's left after me saying, "When I was

in China on the All-America Ping-Pong Team, I just

loved playing ping-pong with my Flex-O-Ping-Pong Paddle."

Which everybody knows it isn't true, but Momma says

it's just a little white lie so it wouldn't hurt nobody.

So, anyway, I'm putting all that on gas, ropes and new

nets and a brand-new shrimpin' boat.

EXT. BAYOU - DAY

Forrest steers his shrimping boat. The boat is old and rusty. Forrest unleashes his nets as his catch of the day drops to the deck. It is a bunch of garbage and shells. Forrest picks up one shrimp.

FORREST (voice-over)

Now, Bubba had told me everything he knows about shrimpin',

but you know what I found out? Shrimpin' is tough.

EXT. DOCKS

Forrest pulls a couple of shrimp out of a bucket.

FORREST I only caught five.

OLD SHRIMPER A couple of more, you can have yourself a cocktail.

The old shrimper begins to walk away, then stops and looks at Forrest.

OLD SHRIMPER Hey, you ever think about namin' this old boat?

FORREST (voice-over) I'd never named a boat before,

but there was only one I could think of.

Forrest paints a name on the side of his boat. The name is "Jenny."

FORREST (voice-over)

The most beautiful name in the wide world.

《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上,掏出镜子梳头,做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么,人才!然后拍阿三肩膀,做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊,哪有不挨刀啊,一刀砍死你啊,两刀砍死你啊.”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么,不需要么,需要么?）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸,上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女,激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧?难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯,击掌）Yeah!

6人英语话剧剧本 （一）

Character descriptions:

（G）George - He majors in Environment Science. His roommates are Ken and Tida. They have a bad relationship. He thinks happiness is more important. His girlfriend is Mancy.

（K）Ken - He fools around all the time. He doesn’t know what kind of life he wants. He hates studying and doesn’t like to be blamed.

（T）Tida - He doesn’t want to spend time making friends with Ken and George. He likes to communicate with others by computer. Computer is his life.

（M）Mancy-She is George’s girlfriend. She doesn’t have her own ideas. She wants to be with George all the time. Because of the reason, she ignores Annie’s feelings.

（A）Annie -She is Mancy’s good friend. She likes Mancy. She is very weird so she hates Mancy’s friends. She wishes Mancy and George to break up. But she doesn’t like her evil thinking.

Plot:

There are three roommates who have a bad relationship, but a motorcycle accident changes their lives……

SceneⅠ

（In Girls’ Dorm）

M: I like to eat noodles at Hung-Lin because everything’s so cheap there.

A: I know your favorite food is noodles because you can eat it as much as you can. So your lunch is noodles, and dinner noodles, too. You always say, "Annie, let’s go eat at Hung-Lin. （They walk hand in hand.）

M: We’re friends. Our friendship will last forever. （They look at each other, and cross their fingers.）

OS: Contrary to the girls, Tida, Ken and George have a bad relationship. They don’t like each other.

SceneⅡ

（Boys’ Dorm）

Mancy and George go to the room with laughter.

M: What’s the most important thing for you?

G: Happiness. I think happiness is the most important thing in the world.

M: Wow…I like your point. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you’re sad, you’re the only one that’s sad.

T: Be quiet, OK? I can’t concentrate on playing the computer games. Oh! I lost.

K: It’s too lousy for me to fall asleep.

（George and Mancy just keep talking.）

M: George, you’re so humorous.

T: （hits the desk） No more talking.

（At the same time, Ken runs out of the room by slamming the door loudly.

Annie calls Mancy.）

M: Hello, this is Mancy.

A: Mancy, it’s Annie. Where are you? I’ve been waiting for you for an hour. What happened?

M: I’m sorry, Annie, I forgot our appointment. Now I’m with …George……

A: It’s okay, but I hope you can spend some time with your friends.

M: I know. Next time we’ll go out to have fun together.

SceneⅢ

（In class）

K: Sorry, I’m late.

（Everyone laughs at Ken because he looks funny.）

K: Why did you lock me out? I could’t take my book bag, or change. I told you that I was just going to the toilet for a minute.

G: Oh. It’s not my fault. I went out first, you can ask Tida.

T: I didn’t hear what you said. I just concentrated on my computer games.

K: Come on! Are you kidding? I’m not happy about that. Please don’t do that again.

T: Oh…OK.

A: Hey, Mancy. How was the movie yesterday?

M: Hmm…I’d like to see the movie, but I had a date.

A: Who was with you? George?

M: Yes…

A: Mancy, I’m so disappointed that you fell in love with George, and you forgot me. You said we were friends forever. But …now George is all your life.

M: No matter what you said, we are friends forever.

A: I don’t think so.

K: Hey, Tida, George and Mancy are glued together all day. I think they come to our room too often to bother me doing homework.

T: I agree with you. I can’t play my computer games well.

（The bell is ringing. Everyone is out of class.）

Scene Ⅳ

（On the road）

M: Where are we going?

G: We’re going to a nice place. I have a big surprise for you. You’ll be very interested in it.

M: Wow, I’m so excited. But you’re riding too fast.

G: That’s OK.

Oh, no!  （ George and Mancy have a motorcycle accident.）

SceneⅤ

（In the hospital）

M: Are you OK?

G: Oh…I’m OK. Don’t worry. How about you?

M: Just a little hurt.

G: I’m so sorry.

M: No, don’t say that.

G: But the surprise …

M: That’s OK. We can go to that special place next time. The doctor said we can leave. Can you walk by yourself?

G: Maybe I need a walking stick.

Scene Ⅵ

（In the boys’ dorm）

K: What happened to you?

G: I had a motorcycle accident.

T: Are you OK?

G: I’m fine, but it hurts a lot

K: How did it happen?

G: When I was making a turn, I was riding too fast, so I skidded.

T: Oh. Why did you ride so fast?

G: Because I like the feeling of riding motorcycles fast. That’s so exciting!

K: But it’s dangerous. You might get killed.

T: Yeah, Ken’s right. Safety is the only way to go home.

G: Well, I’ll be more careful in the future. Thanks for your advice.

T: You’re hurt. How are you going to class later?

K: We can help him go to class.

T: That’s a good idea.

G: I really appreciate your help. In the past we had a bad relationship, but now we’re good friends.

K: Yeah, I should find something meaningful to do, and make my life happy like yours.

T: I think that I should open my mind, then life will be happier than before.

Scene Ⅶ

（In the girls’ dorm）

A: Oh, my…Are you OK?

M: I feel just a little painful.

A: Can you forgive me that I misunderstood you?

M: I’ve already forgiven you. Anyway, we’re best friends.

A: Thanks, I’ll treat you to dinner…

M: Really? Where will we go?

A: Hung-Lin, of course.

M: Oh, no!

6人英语话剧剧本 （二）

Cast

Raymond: Raymond

Kemp: Raymond’s father

Michelle: a passerby

Grace: a composer

Peggy: piano teacher

Heather: a composer

Summary

This play is about a singer’s life. When Raymond was a child, his father found him having a great gift for music. So, he began to learn some musical instruments. He joined lots of contests and also became a music writer. Besides, he liked singing very much. He wanted to have an album of his own. Could his dream come true? Let’s take a look.

SCENE I

（Raymond’s home）

R’s F: Welcome to my house. It’s a little messy. Make yourself at home.

PT: That’s OK. We haven’t seen each other for a long time since we graduated from college. You haven’t changed much. Is someone playing piano in your house?

R’s F: Yeah it’s my son. Hey, Raymond. Can you stop making noise? You have been playing the piano all day long.

PT: He’s playing the piano very well.

R’s F: Thank you. The piano is his birthday gift from his mother when he was 12 years old. He has played the piano every day since then.

PT: I think that he has potential playing the piano. I’m a music professor at Tunghai University. If it’s OK with you, I want to teach him how to play.

R’s F: Great! Thank you. I think that his mother would agree, too.

SCENE II

（Raymond was in his music class one afternoon.）

R: I’ve already made a mistake at this part many times. I don’t think I can play the piano well.

PT: Why do you think so? I think you have great talent. You can try to take part in some music contests. You might win.

R: Are you sure? Do you really think I can join contests?

PT: Sure! I believe that you’ll become a wonderful pianist in the future. But you must first study with me step by step. Do not give up.

R: I know. Since my mother passed away, no one has taught me how to play the piano. Thank you so much!

PT: As long as you practice hard, I’ll be happy. By the way, I’m going to move to the States next month. I’m very sorry I can’t teach you anymore.

R: What? You mean…You can’t continue teaching me to play the piano?

PT: Yes. I’m so sorry. I’ve got some serious illness so I have to receive some medical treatment in America.

R: I’m very sad to hear that. Hope that you can recover as soon as possible.

PT: Whether I continue teaching you or not, you should hold on to your dream: to become a famous musician.

R: I’ll always remember what you said.

SCENE III

（Seven years later, Raymond created his own songs and joined many contests.

But no one liked to listen to his songs. For the past 7 years, he often suffered from unpopularity. However, Raymond still wrote some new songs and sent them to a record company.）

Raymond: Sir, these are my songs. Please listen to them.

C1: （To composer 2） I think his songs are pretty good, but…

C2: But the style is not very favorable in the market, right?

C1: Well, how about changing his style?

C2: That sounds great. We can make some small changes in his songs, and let the music company try to produce a new album for him.

C1: So…tell him to come over and discuss the details.

C2: （To Raymond） We think your songs have potential. You can make some changes in them. And then, we can help you to publish them. You might become a super star.

R: Thank you! But I don’t want any changes in my songs. So I think we can’t work together this time. Sorry!

C1: Hmm… OK! Suit yourself!

SCENE IV

（Raymond left the company and walked on the street. He thought if should change his style in the music and publish his songs. But he had no ideas. And then, he began to sing songs on the street.）

R: （ singing ）

（A passerby looked at him.）

P: You really have a good voice. I think you can think about signing a contract with us.

R: Really? Do you really think I have a good voice? But, why don’t you think my style is strange? Why don’t you suggest I change it?

P: No! No! No! I like your style. I think you’re the right person for us. Let’s work together and our company will publish a new album for you! My name is Michelle. I’ll call you soon.

R: This is my phone number.

P: OK. Bye-bye.

SCENE V

（One day, Raymond got a call from a foreign company.）

Stranger: Is this Raymond?

Raymond: Speaking.

Stranger: This is a singing company. We appreciate your creation very much. We want to buy your copyright. We hope you can think about it seriously. If you want, you can come to America. We’ll pay for the plane ticket.

Raymond: OK, when?

Stranger: Next week.

（After that, Raymond published his first album and everyone liked his songs very much. He became a super star in America.）

SCENE VI

Stranger: Congratulations! This concert is very successful. Our boss wants to see you.

Raymond: Who is he? I don’t know him.

Stranger: Don’t ask so much. You’ll know when you see him.

（The stranger brings him to a large c

ompany.）

Raymond: Where is this?

Stranger: It’s the boss’s office. Please wait,

（A pretty lady came into the room.）

Raymond: Excuse me. Where’s your boss? I’m waiting for him.

Michelle: I’m the boss. Don’t you remember me?

Raymond: Oh, it’s you! So you’re my boss. Oh, my! I can’t believe this. It’s fate.

Michelle: It’s my mother’s last wish. She hoped you could be popular in America. She said you were the best student she had ever taught.

Raymond: She was my best teacher, too

6人英语话剧剧本 （三）

Toni:Mike, I really had fun today.

Mike: Well I must say, today has gone pretty much the same for me too. So far. Knock on

wood. Alright, do you like card tricks?

Toni: They're my favorite.

Mike: Alright. Pick a card, any card. Ok. Alright. Now think of that card.

Toni: The whole card?

Mike: Yeah, the whole thing. Ok, now, was your card the ace of spades?

Toni: No.

Mike: Ok, what does that say?

Toni: It says…No way, you read my mind!

Mike: Yeah. And I can read your thought too. Shame on you.

Toni: Shame on you.

Mike: Julie!

Julie: Don’t mind me.

Toni: Mike, who is this woman, and what's she doing with your shorts?

Mike: Ah, she's an employee. That will be all my good woman.

Julie: Mike, a word.

Mike: Later. You know you pay someone a salary and they think they own you.

Julie: Mike, you know you are not allowed to have girls in your room.

Toni: What are you, babe.

Julie: Dinner's on as soon as your mother gets home.

Toni: Mother?

Mike: Ah, listen. Toni, where were we?

Toni: Mike, I'm very sorry but I've got to leave.

Mike: Hey, no, no, no, no, Toni. Come on. Don’t listen to Julie. I mean she's just someone that

my parents hired to take care of my stupid little sister.

Toni: No, see. I just don’t date guys who aren't allowed to have girls in their rooms. I have a

reputation.

Mike: Toni, Toni, Toni. Come on. You just can’t do this. Walking into my room. Turn off the

lights. Start talking suggestive, and then just leave?

Toni: Mike, I'm dumb, but I’m not stupid.

Mike: hey look Julie. Who the heck gave you permission to come barging up to my place any

time you want. And who the heck gave you a key?

Julie: You did, right after you said "Julie, come up to my place any time you want".

Mike: Look, I withdraw that permission and you give me back my key. You know, you have no

right to come barging into my, my uh

Julie: Into your what?

Mike: Into my what what.

Julie: You're the one talking.

Mike: Yeah, well, well look. I'd appreciate