2人的英语短剧表演

三个懒汉 The Three Lazy OnesA king had three sons whom he loved equally well， and he did not know which of them to appoint as king following his own death. When the time came for him to die he called them to his bed and said， “Dear children， I have thought of something that I will reveal to you. The one of you is the laziest shall become king after me.” The oldest one said， “Father， then the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that whenever I lie down to sleep， and a drop falls into my eyes， I will not even close them so that I can fall asleep.” The second one said， “Father， the kingdom belongs to me， for I am so lazy that when I am sitting by the fire warming myself， I would rather let my heels burn up than to pull my legs back.” The third one said， “Father， the kingdom is mine， for I am so lazy that if I were going to be hanged and already had the rope around my neck， and someone put into my hand a sharp knife with which to cut the rope， I would let myself be hanged rather than to lift my hand up to the rope.” When the father heard this he said， “You have taken it the farthest and shall be king.” 在一个遥远的地方，有一个国王，他有三个儿子，对每一个儿子他都非常喜爱，他不知道自己死后应该把王位传给他们三个中的哪一个。所以，当他快要死的时候，就把他们叫到身边说：“亲爱的孩子们，在我死后，你们三个中谁最懒，谁就继承我的王位。”老大说：“既然这样，这王位就是我的，因为我是最懒的儿子，当我躺下睡觉时，有任何东西落到我的眼睛里，我也懒得去擦掉，即使不能把眼睛闭上，我仍然会继续睡觉。”二儿子说：“爸爸，王位应该传给我，因为我是最懒的儿子。当我坐在火边取暖的时候，就是火燃到我的脚趾，我也懒得把腿收回来。”第三个儿子说：“爸爸，这王位是我的，因为我是你最懒的儿子，如果我就要被吊起来，绳子已经套在了脖子上，有人把一把锋利的小刀塞在我手里，要我切断绳子，我宁愿被吊起来也懒得抬起手把绳子割断。”父亲听到这里说道：“你是最合适的人选，你应该继承王位。”

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狼和小羊a lamb lives one side of the fense, a wolf is in the other, one day the lamb is thirsty, and the wolf has a bottle of water. lamb: i am thirsty, i want to drink the water~ wolf: no, you can not! lamb: why? i am thirsty~ wolf: the water is mine lamb: if you give me the water, i will tell you a secret. wolf: what secret? lamb: after you give me the water. wolf: do'not cheat on me~ then gives the bottle to the lamb lamb: ok, a pig will go to the hill in the evening wolf: ok, i will go and eat it! then the wolf goes to the hill but a hunter lives there and shot the wolf. 篱笆的两头跟别住着小羊和老狼，有一天小羊渴了，老狼有一瓶水． 小羊： 我渴了，想喝水～ 老狼： 不给！ 小羊： 为什么？我真的渴了～ 老狼： 水是我的！ 小羊： 你要是给我水，我就告诉你一个秘密． 老浪： 什么秘密？ 小羊： 你给我水我才告诉你呢！ 老狼： 你可别骗我！ 然后就把水给了小羊． 小羊： 一只小猪今天晚上要到山上去～ 老狼： 好吧～我去把他吃了～～ 老狼于是就跑到山上去了～ 山上住着一个猎人，把老狼打死了～

"The White Tiger" by Mike CHARACTERS, in Order of Appearance: Narrator Son Mother Innkeeper Old Woman Girl Father NARRATOR: Once upon a time, a boy lived near the Kumgang Mountains in Korea. The White Tiger killed his father when he was a little boy. This White Tiger lived in the Kumgang Mountains. The White Tiger terrorized the village by preying on horses, cattle, and also humans. His father has been the finest hunter and gunman in the village. He had gone to kill the White Tiger in the Kumgang Mountains to save the village. He had never returned from the Kumgang Mountains. When the boy was young he decided that he was the one who wanted to destroy the White Tiger, so he wanted to practice with the gun to become the finest gunman just like his dad. When the boy grew up to be 15 years old he wanted to travel into the mountains and destroy the White Tiger. SON: Mother, I'm ready now to set out for Kumgang Mountains to find the White Tiger and defeat him. Please, let me go. MOTHER: Even a famous marksmen like your father was lost to the terrible White Tiger. Please, son, quit dreaming about such nonsense and stay safe here at home. SON: Don't worry, mother, I shall find the White Tiger. I know it! MOTHER: Very well, as you wish. But first let me ask you one thing. Your father used to have me stand with a water jug on my head. Then he would shoot off the handle of the water jug from one mile away without spilling any water. Can you do the same thing? SON: I'll try. NARRATOR: The boy missed and did not travel to the mountains. Instead he trained for three more years. SON: I shall try the test once again. MOTHER: Very well, you shall try once again. NARRATOR: The boy knocked off the handle but spilled a drop of water. MOTHER: Actually son, your father was able to shoot the eye out of a needle from one mile away. Can you do this? SON: I will try. NARRATOR: The boy missed. He gave up the idea of hunting the White Tiger. He worked with his gun for three more years. He succeeded by shooting the needle to the ground. MOTHER: I have to admit, I lied to you about all these tasks. SON: What? You wasted six years of my life when I already could have destroyed the White Tiger? MOTHER: I did it for your own good, son. I didn't want you to get killed. I was afraid for you. I see now that you are a fine gunsman and you are ready to go to the Kumgang Mountains to destroy the White Tiger. SON: Thank you, mother. I will leave at sunrise tomorrow. NARRATOR: The son left that morning to one day slay the White Tiger. On his way, he stopped at an inn. SON: My father was a victim of White Tiger years ago, and I have practiced for many years to avenge my father's death. INNKEEPER: Ah, yes. I knew your father. He was the greatest gunman in all the land. Why, he stopped here at this very inn, many years ago, before venturing into the Kumgang Mountains. Can you see that tall tree over there in the distance? SON: Yes. INNEKEEPER: Why, your father used to turn his back to that tree and then shoot down the highest leaf on the highest branch from over his shoulder. If you can't do the same thing, how can you expect to defeat the White Tiger? NARRATOR: The boy missed. He knew he wasn't ready to go into the mountains, so he stayed with the innkeeper for three years. He practiced every day until he could do this. INNKEEPER: Just because you can do that, it still doesn't mean you can outshoot your father. Why, your father used to set an ant on the side of the cliff and then, from a distance of three miles away, he would shoot that ant off without even scratching the surface of the cliff. No matter what a fine gunsman you may be, certainly you can't match that. NARRATOR: The boy once again failed. He stayed another three years at the inn until he could complete the test. One day he completed the test. INNKEEPER: With your skills now, you will surely avenge your father's death. There is one thing I must tell you before you leave. These tests I've been giving you are lies. Your father never did these tests. I did this because I didn't want you to end up like your father. SON: There was no need for this! I thank you for your concern, but I was fine. I was and still am ready to destroy the White Tiger. INNKEEPER: Well, here are some rice balls for your journey through the Kumgang Mountains. SON: Thanks for everything. Bye. NARRATOR: The boy traveled through the mountains, one day on his journey he met an old woman. OLD WOMAN: Could you spare an extra rice ball for me? SON: Why, sure. OLD WOMAN: We don't see many strangers this deep into these mountains. What brings you here? NARRATOR: The boy explained to the old woman about how long it took for him to get here, and how long he had trained. OLD WOMAN: Forget about shooting the terrible White Tiger. He is too quick! As soon as the White Tiger desires to pounce, his next prey is gone. From one day to the next, we never know whether we are going to survive to see the next day. You are a young man. You ought best to leave these mountains at once and go back home while you're still alive! SON: No, I will not be persuaded to leave! I have practiced for so many years for me to go back. I will destroy the White Tiger! OLD WOMAN: Well, if you are so sure, then you should know that the only way to shoot the White Tiger is to shoot him when all you see is but a white dot on the horizon. If you wait a single moment too late, or if you miss your first shot, believe me, all will be lost for you. NARRATOR: The old woman left. The boy waited for hours and days for the dot to appear over the horizon. One day there was a dot. The son shot the dot and raced toward the other side of the mountain, with his heart pounding, to see if the White Tiger was slain. It was dead! SON: Finally the White Tiger has been killed! All my hard work has paid off! NARRATOR: The White Tiger was as nearly as big as a mountain itself. It had collapsed with its mouth open, ready to swallow its next prey--him. The boy went into the White Tiger and into the stomach. He saw people, and other mysterious paths leading off to other mysterious places. He also saw an unconscious girl huddled in a heap. The boy went over to the girl and held her until she awoke. GIRL: I thank you with all my heart. I owe you my life. Last night I was stolen from the White Tiger when I was washing my hair on the veranda. NARRATOR: The boy and girl heard another voice, which seemed to be a old man's voice. They went over to the old man to find out that it was the boy's father. SON: Is that you, father? FATHER: Why, yes! I have missed you and your mother for such a long time. NARRATOR: The father and son hugged out of happiness. The girl, son, and father exited the White Tiger. The boy skinned a part of the White Tiger to show people about the amazing feat he had accomplished. All three of them returned home to the village. MOTHER: Oh my! My husband and son returned! Thank goodness. I have waited for this for a lifetime. NARRATOR: The family hugged and talked about what had happened during the time they were separated. The son took the maiden to her in the capital city. Her father cried tears of joy to see his daughter returning safe and sound. In gratitude, her father welcomed the young man into his family by letting him become his daughter's husband, also to be an heir to his name and fortune. The son's mother and father proudly attended their son's wedding day. The son and his bride lived happily ever after in the grand mansion of the king's highest advisor

英语短剧 第一场 上课中 Scene I In Class 师:同学们好!现在开始上课!上次的考试成绩出来了,现在我念一下:小静分数最高,99分,乖,下次要继续努力!大熊也有进步,96分;小强也不错,92分!康夫!过来!你考的什么?又不及格,59.5分!你什么时候才能超过六十呀?下午还要考试,看你能考几分? Teacher: Good morning, girls and boys. Now class begins! The scores of last exam are in my hand. I am reading now. Xiaojing is highest, 99. So smart, you should continue working hard.Daxiong, you got some progress, 96. Xiaoqiang is also not bad, 92! Konfu! Come on! What did you do? You lost again, 59.5! When would you pass the 60 scores? We will exam again this afternoon. How many scores could you get? 康:老师,对不起!我也不想这样的! Konfu: Sorry Sir. I don\'t like so. 师:下课了,希望大家都能够努力学习,不要学习康夫. Teacher: Class is over. I hope everybody should work hard and don\'t learn from Konfu. 静:康夫,我以后再也不理你了,你每次都不及格! Xiaojing: Konfu, I won\'t be with you again. You are loser every time. 强,熊:小静,跟我们走吧,别理康夫了! Xiaoqiang and Daxiong: Xiaojing, let\'s go. Don\'t play with Konfu again! 康:不要啊,小静,我下次一定考好,你不要不理我呀!我好可怜! Konfu: Please, Xiaojing. I will be better next time. Please don\'t leave me. I am so piteous. 第二场 家中 Scene II At Home 叮当:康夫,你回来啦!!! Dingdang: Konfu, you are home!!! 康:叮当,你帮帮我呀!我考试不及格,老师同学们都笑话我,你说我该怎么办呀!下午又要考试了,你有没有什么好东西,给我用一用,让我考出个好成绩,要不然小静她就再也不理我了!! Konfu: Dingdang,you should help me! I didn\'t pass the Exam. The teacher and my classmates all joked me. Please tell me what should I do! This afternoon, we will examin again! Do you have something for me, which could help me get good points? Otherwise, Xiaojing will leave me, forever. Understand! 叮当:不 Dingdang: No way! 叮当:不行不行,这是做坏事,不能帮的! Dingdang: No, no. It is not good for you. I couldn\'t help you. 康:叮当,我求求你了还不行吗?你要是不帮我,我就不活了! Konfu: Dingdang, I beg you. Please.... If you don\'t help me , I will be in hell. 叮当:好吧好吧,我帮你就是了!给你!这是记忆面包!把它盖在书面上,吃了它,你就能记住所有你想记住的! Dingdang: Ok, Ok. I will help you. Get it. This is Memory Bread. Cover it on the book.Then eat out it. In this way, you could remember what you want! 康:这么神奇?可是我不会的那么多,一片哪印的完呀? Konfu: So magic! But there is so much I don\'t know. How can I cover all by one piece? 叮当:不用担心,我这里多着呢! Dingdang: Don\'t worry. I have more. 康:叮当,你真是太好了!我太爱你了! Konfu: Dingdang, you are so great! I love you so much! 叮当:快吃吧,我帮你印! Dingdang: Hurry up. I am helping you to print. 康:这个要印,这个也要印!好饱呀,我快吃不下了! Konfu: This should be printed. And that one! Oh, I am so full and I can nearly eat it. 叮当:不行,必须吃,不然又考不好了! Dingdang: Please. You should do it. Otherwise you won\'t be better in the exam again. 康:我的肚子好胀呀,我要去学校了,我走了,拜拜! Konfu: My stomach was filled greatly. I have to go school. Bye-bye. 叮当:再见,祝你考个好成绩! Dingdang: Bye-bye. Good luck for you. 第三场 考试中 Scene III During exam 师:同学们好,现在准备考试!而且我们将现场改卷!准备好了吗? Teacher: Good afternoon, girls and boys. Now we are preparing the exam. And we will check the paper at the same time. Are you ready! 学生:好了! Student: Ok 大熊:这次最差的肯定又是康夫! Daxiong: This time, the last one must be Konfu again. 小强:肯定的,那还用说! Xiaoqiang: Sure, of course. 静:康夫,你到底是怎么回事呀? Jing: Konfu, what\'s the matter? 康:小静,你要相信我.哼,这次我一定会考我们班第一的! Konfu: Xiaojing, you must believe me. Uh, this time I must be number one in our class. 学生:怎么可能?笑死人了! Students: Impossible! You are just cutting a joke. 师:好了,卷子你们都拿到了,开始答题吧! Teacher: OK. Now you all have the paper. Just begin! 师:时间到了,准备交卷吧. Teacher: Time is over, and please hand in your paper. 第四场 公布分数 Scene IV On Scores 师:现在我要念分数了!我们班最高分是.....这是我没有想到的,当然作为老师,我感到很高兴:康夫,100分! Teacher: Now I am reading your scores! The highest is.... Oh, it is over my head. But, of course, I feel so great as a teacher. Konfu, 100. 学生:不可能吧,他怎么会考100呢? Students: Impossible! He can get 100 scores! 康:我说我可以考第一,你们不信?? Konfu:I already said I would be number one. But why did you not believe me!! 小静:康夫,你真厉害,我太喜欢你了! XiaoJing:Konfu,you are so smart, and I like you so much