3个人的英语剧本

Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,butinfact,I’masstrongasatiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):Ican! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere!What’supmum? JM:I’vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme“mymostbeautifulgracefuland dearestmother-in-law”. L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what’sup? JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,youwantagrandson,don’tyou?(开始解围裙)Goandaskyour son.I’mleaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I’mback! LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened? L:Iwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother–in-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten tome.Lookatyourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Neverinterruptme! L:Mum,I’mnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And I’llmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto. LM(大喜):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayor’ssoninthemarket.Hesaid:“Ifyoudaughter Haven’tbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!”Nowyouarefreeagain,I’llgo andtellhim.(下) L(惊愕):What?Themayor’sson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)WhatasillythingIhavedone!(下) Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Heretheyare!(闻一下) Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty! (突然想起)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’msohungry!Butthere’snobreakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself. JM(上):Where’smybreakfast?Where’sLunch?Hasn’tshegotupyet? J:Mum,can’tyouremember?Lunchhasgone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice girl,goandtakeherback! J(立正敬礼):Yesmadam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! Theroadisbuiltbyme!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:AndIplantedonetree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1maoenough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken! B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight! C:Iheardthatthemayor’ssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand robthewedding! A&B:Goodidea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?It’simpossible! AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple! J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaven’tgotdivorcedyet! (突然有了主意)I’vegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,don’tyou?I’llgo withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride. B:Haveyougotanyexperience? J:No.ButI’vegotthis!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄1，000，000) Act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous! A:Theroadisbuiltbyme! B:AndIplantedonetree. C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet--- J:Giveusallyourmoney! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):Howdareyoubeatmywife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,howareyou? L(哭状):Ihurtalot! J:Don’tcrybaby.I’llgoandfetchthemedicine. (下) L(起身去追):Waitforme! (跑下) (音乐起 CanYouCelebrate)

网上有一些这个是北外的三打白骨精这个是短剧你自己再搜搜吧

音乐之声不知道你有没有看过里面的任何一段你都可以改编 句子也不难

四个人的,对白比较简单.阿拉丁神灯 The Tale of AladdinCharacters角色: Aladdin(阿拉丁), Genie(神灯守护神), Jasmine(阿拉丁妻子), Sultan（Jasmin的父亲）SCENE 1Genie: Ah, good evening to you my friends. Yes, Welcome to my Land of mystery! Yes, I come from a land. From a faraway place. A place where there are camels, intense heat and more sand than water. But it is home. Well actually this is home. (Shows lamp) Yes, I am a magical Genie, and most of my life is spent in this tiny little lamp. But… this is no ordinary lamp! It once changed a young man's life. His name was Aladdin, and I helped him find true love. He found my magical lamp and it changed his life. (He sets the lamp down and exits. Aladdin enters. He is whistling a tune.)SCENE 2Aladdin: (Notices the lamp) Hey what’s this? (He picks it up) Whew… it’s so dirty… probably just garbage. (He rubs the lamp clean)Genie: (Genie appears. Aladdin is astonished.) Who are you that calls me from my lamp?Aladdin: What?Genie: Who are you? And why have you called me?Aladdin: I didn’t call. I mean I don’t think I did. Ah… I am sorry to disturb, (Genie interrupts)Genie: What’s your name?Aladdin: A…A… Aladdin. Please don’t hurt me.Genie: (Bows to Aladdin) I am the genie of the lamp I will obey you. I will do anything you ask. What is your command?Aladdin: You mean that you live in this lamp and when I rub it you will come out and do any thing I say?Genie: (Nods) That is correct!Aladdin: As-sahGenie: As- sah…? I’m sorry. I don’t understand.Aladdin: Never mind. OK. First I want to wish for some different clothes, some new shoes… no wait… first I wish that I could leave this place to see the rest of the world… no I wish… Wow, who is that? She is beautiful! (Just then Jasmine enters. She is crying. She sits down. Aladdin makes a sign to the genie to keep quiet and crosses to her) Why are you crying?SCENE 3Jasmine: Well wouldn’t you cry if you were me?Aladdin: Oh I don’t know. I don’t think so.Jasmine: But he is so ugly and has such small mean eyes…Aladdin: He does? (He looks around)Jasmine: …and he’s bald. And just because he is a general in the army my father says that I have to marry him.Aladdin: Well you don’t always have to do what your father says.Jasmine: I do. My father is the Sultan… you know he is the king, and if I don’t obey…(She makes a cutting sign across her throat.)Aladdin: Wow… I guess being a princess isn’t so great after all. There must be something that I can do to help. (Aladdin suddenly has an idea. He looks over at the Genie and at his magic lantern.) Hey, I’ve got an idea! (Suddenly there is the sound of footsteps) What’s that?Jasmine: Oh no… it’s my father. I shouldn’t be talking with you. If he finds you… (She makes a cutting sign across her throat) Hurry… Hide… Over there… (Aladdin runs and hides. The Sultan enters. Aladdin watches.)Sultan: Where have you been. I have been searching for you. Well my foolish daughter. Have you thought about my decision? You will marry the general right?Jasmine: I suppose so father. What else can I do?Sultan: Wonderful! A wise decision. There is nothing to cry about. You will have a magnificent ceremony, and we shall have a parade in the streets… a band… music… delicious foods…and… (Aladdin interrupts him)Aladdin: Excuse me Mr. Sultan, sir…Sultan: Who is this intruder?Aladdin: (Very nervous) Ah… Aladdin sir. (He bows)Sultan: What are you doing here? Guards! Guards!Aladdin: Wait please. I came here to give you a very high honor.Sultan: A high honor. What kind of high honor?Aladdin: I came here to offer a more worthy husband for your daughter sir.Sultan: Better than a general? Impossible!Aladdin: Oh yes it is sir. It is the most amazing man. He is a brave and honorable night and has mysterious and magical powers.Sultan: Hmmm… And who is this person that you are speaking of?Aladdin: This person is me.(Says it weakly) Yes, it is me (Says it stronger. At first the Sultan frowns, but then he smiles, and then he starts to laugh. Aladdin and Jasmine pretend to laugh with him.)Sultan: (He finally stops laughing) Guards take him away!Aladdin: No please sir… I am telling the truth… I can prove it!Sultan: All right then. If you want to marry my daughter you must pass a test. There is a dragon that has been killing many of the villagers in my kingdom. Come to my palace before sunset tomorrow with the dragon’s head. If you kill him, you can marry my daughter.Aladdin: (Swallows) Very well sir. (He bows to the Sultan and winks at Jasmine)Jasmine: (The Sultan is dragging her out) Oh Aladdin you shouldn’t have done this!SCENE 4Aladdin: (Rubs lamp. Genie comes to life) Boy, am I glad to see you!Genie: You look terrible what happened?Aladdin: I fell in love.Genie: Oh that explains it.Aladdin: You said that you would do anything for me didn’t you?Genie: Yes. I am your servant.Aladdin: Excellent. Come with me into the village tonight… and together we must defeat a man-eating dragon.Genie: (Looks a bit scared and surprised) But, I thought that you just wanted new shoes?Aladdin: Come on we don’t have much time the sun is about to set. (Aladdin and Genie exit)Genie: (Enters) So we went into the village later that night, and what did we see… a dragon, with long sharp teeth and evil green eyes. We heard the roar of a dragon. (We hear the dragon roar. Genie screams.) Oh my god! Oh excuse me… now where was I? Ah yes. The dragon was breathing fire and had a thick cloud of smoke coming from his nose. Yes, I fought that evil dragon. And whom do you think won? (Shows his muscles. Waits for audience response.) Hmm… well just watch and see.SCENE 5Sultan: (Looking at his watch) Well, it seems as if Mr. Aladdin has disappeared. I guess that he must the end of your foolish friend. Probably dead… (Just then Aladdin enters)Aladdin: (He is carrying the head of a dragon) Father! I have passed your test sir. The dragon is dead.Sultan: You amaze me Aladdin. You killed the dragon. I underestimated you. You shall marry my daughter.Jasmine: Oh thank you father! (She runs to embrace him)Sultan: Come. We shall plan the wedding feast! My son!Aladdin: (Bows) Father. (Sultan exits) Oh I almost forgot. I have a present for you. (Aladdin pulls out the lamp)Jasmine: It’s beautiful, but it’s much too valuable.Aladdin: A wedding present. (Jasmine takes the lamp and gives Aladdin a kiss)THE END