Dearwanglittegirl:(亲爱的王小姐)Fromseeyouoneeye,Ishitloveyou(自从第一次看见你,我便爱上你了),youreyesclose,Idie;youreyesopen,Icomebacktolive;youreyescloseandopenagainandagain,Idieagainandagain.(你的眼睛闭上,我就死了,你的眼睛睁开,我又活过来了,你眼睛眨呀眨,我就死去活来)。Maybeyoudonotknowme,nomatter.oneseeclockemotionispop(也许你还不认识我,没关系,一见钟情很流行)。IthinkIshouldintroducemyselftoyou.(我想应该介绍一下自己)IcallLioldbig,toyear25(我叫李老大,今年25),Myhomefourmouthpeopleapa,mama,IandDD(我家有四口人,爸爸,妈妈,我和弟弟)。Ibeatletterveryfast,becauseIanacomputerhighhand,Ievenactasblackguest(我打字很快,因为我是电脑高手,我甚至还当过黑客呢),Idoearlyfuck(操)everyday,sothatIcanhavestrongbodytoprotectyou(我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你),pleasecometoeatandsleepwithme,orIwillcutmyhairtobeamonk,andfindaplacewheremanymonksliveintoovermylife(请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生)yourLIoldbig(你的李老大)