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BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey! DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk too much. Now go to bed to have a rest. BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself! DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that. BOSSY: You old witch! DAISY (cry):Help! NOISY: Shall we go to the park? LAZY: Good idea! CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first. LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him. LAZY: Daddy? BOSSY:……… LAZY: You look so handsome today… LAZY: …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world. BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead. DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here. NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework. DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes. LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself! CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid! LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF! CRAZY: What! I… BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude —— That is because her family is a rich one—— DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema. BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.You had been fired. This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away. NOISY:……Peacock flies to southeast. And there is a wander once five miles. LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot… CRAZY: Shut up! BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil! LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her. Don’t be afraid. Let’s go together. DAISY: Oh dear, what shall we do then? BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!

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