老友记英文金句

1.Monica: Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You're gonna love it! （欢...

2.Ross: go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!（不用管我，去你的吧，这是你梦寐以求的保罗呀）

3.You fall for it every time. （你每次都要上当）

4.Let’s get the exam rolling.（ 现在开始考试了。）

Joey在老友记中真的贡献了很多“金句”

说Joey的词汇量少或词不达意真是一种委婉的说法。Joey不懂得大家在空中比划双引号的含义，为写出一篇显得很有水平的推荐信用电脑软件更改了每一个词。

但这一切都比不上"moo ponint"。Monica和Phoebe劝说Rachel打消向她助理Tag表白的念头，而Joey恰好在场，他认为Rachel很有机会，只不过把moot point（悬而未决的事）错用成了moo point（对牛弹琴，Joey解释说“牛”的意见毫无意义）。

虽然Rachel没有听从Joey的意见向Tag表白，但Joey却意外说漏了嘴，反而促成了两人在一起。

每一次看完《老友记》后，都会有这样一些场景和台词在我的脑海中挥之不去。以下是我为大家准备的老友记第一季中英文台词，希望大家喜欢!

老友记第一季中英文台词(一)

1、Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that.

“住在一起?可是并没有什么预兆呀?”

Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.

“那就让我的请求作为一种征兆吧。”

2、Chandler: I love you!

“我爱你”。

Monica: I love you!

“我也爱你。”

Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now.

“你现在在紧贴着门说话吗?”

(Pause)

Monica: No.

“没有。”

Chandler: Yeah-yeah, me neither.

“咳、咳……我也没有。” 钱德勒好可爱呀。

3、Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if you’re gonna be moving in with him I feel it’s my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? He’s a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm… Oh-oh he always, he always umm—Oh, who am I kidding! He’s the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)

“如果你真打算和他一起住，你得清楚这意味着什么。他这个室友差劲极了，他老忘了……嗯，他总是，他总是……得了吧，他是全世界最好的室友。”

4、Ross: I’ve known you both a long time, and I’ve never seen either of you one/millionth as happy as you’ve been since you’ve got together. Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly. Now wh-what is more important, love or silliness?

“我认识你们这么久，你们在一起后生活比以前幸福了一百万倍。而现在，你们要为一件破房子的安置把这种幸福抛之脑后吗?这太蠢了。什么在你生命中是最重要的，是爱情还是愚蠢?”

5、Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?!!!

Chandler: Uh, yeah.

(Joey runs over and shuts off the lights.)

钱德勒要搬走了，乔伊才知道电费有多贵，乔伊就像个特别单纯的小孩，需要人照顾，能认识兄长般的钱德勒，是他最大的幸运。

6、Joey: Well, what’s it called?

Chandler: Cups.

钱德勒为了给乔伊一些钱又不伤他自尊，创造了一个全新的cups游戏。(规则以反 拖拉机 为基础，准则是乔伊有什么牌，什么牌就是大的)

7、Ross: Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science. Uh, they don't like it when you correct their grammar.

Chandler: And they don't like it when you explain why your jokes are funny.

Ross: They don't like it when you keep asking them if they like you.

罗斯和钱德勒传授给乔伊的“拒妞大法”，包括谈论科学，纠正语法，反复问对方爱不爱你，详细解释自己的笑话为什么好笑，当然，钱德勒那句“Ba dum bumb cheshhh!”更为经典。女人缘稍差的兄弟们，看好了，不过要记得反其道而行之，比如谈论文学，混淆语法，绝对不说我爱你，详细解释自己的笑话为什么无聊，做到这些，你就可以跟我一样光棍一辈子了。

8、Phoebe: That's okay Rachel. I'm not judging you; that's just who you are. Me. I'm more free y'know? I run like I did when I was a kid, cause that's the only way it's fun.

菲比真的是自然率性的典范，丝毫不在乎外人的眼光，跑起来像青蛙，是因为这是她自己唯一觉得有趣的跑法，就像这样怪里怪气的做人，可能是她唯一觉得有趣的活法吧。后来瑞秋也这么跑，则不是源于个性，而是对朋友的肯定和支持了。

9、Monica: Mmmm!

瑞秋在 感恩节 做了个无比难吃的怪东西，大家为了怕伤她的心，都极力做出很享受的样子。

10、Monica: 5 6 7 8!

莫尼卡和罗斯兄妹的超炫组舞，个人觉得很具有观赏性。也凸现了这对从小打到大的娃娃幸福的一面，那里有相同的回忆，成长的印记。

11、Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!

乔伊的午夜之吻计划被导演打断，情不自禁大声吼了出来。情圣不愧是情圣，以下是此事相关对白：

“那一刻，你的红唇对我是不可抵挡的诱惑。”

“那一刻，我也有要吻你的冲动。”

“我那心跳的感觉持续到现在还挥散不去，3，2，1。”

“你不必每次吻我都倒数计时。”

“不，我只是需要一点时间找回呼吸。”

12、Chandler: I don’t wanna know what Monica got me. Y’know? I mean, look, I’m sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me，I wanna see the look on Monica’s face when I give her my present, and I’m sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.

“我不在乎自己的礼物是否比莫尼卡的更好，我知道莫尼卡一定在这方面花了很多心思。当我送她礼物时，我最期待的是她那惊喜而幸福的表情，我想，她送我礼物时也一样。所以，千万千万不要再找她的礼物了好吗?实实在在的爱与惊喜就是最好的礼物，这才是感恩节的真谛。”

13、Chandler: Look at us, we’re a couple of couples!

乔伊带辣妹室友跟钱德勒夫妇共进晚餐，钱德勒管他们四人叫做一对一对。钱德勒给乔伊钱付帐，买好酒装做是乔伊买的，可惜辣妹不喜欢这对慷慨的夫妇，乔伊只好忍痛重义轻色了。

14、Chandler: If you need money, will you please-please just let me loan you some money?

乔伊穷得停了有线，断了电话，钱德勒很诚恳地要帮他。

说来惭愧， 毕业 以后，小可一直十分窘迫，在此谢谢帮助过我的那些钱德勒，并期待自己的big break，来回报大伙儿。

15、Rachel: Yes, we are very sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky.

Monica: Hah!

“菲比，你是个怪物。”

Phoebe: That true, I am flaky.

“是的，我是神神叨叨的。”

菲比说莫尼卡强迫症，说瑞秋老好人，引起了公愤，她俩一起攻击菲比举止怪异，菲比却坦然接受了。

人们总是不乐意听到指责，特别是这些指责正中要害的时候。若是我们都有菲比的态度，问题一定能简单很多。

16、Joey: (sitting at the kitchen table with his back to the TV) You sick bastards!

大家一起看“菲比”主演的A片，只有乔伊背对着屏幕，坚持不肯看。(怪不得菲比的每个“阴谋”里都剩下乔伊，小可爱，阿姨没白疼你)。

当他知道这其实是厄苏拉饰演的的时候，迫不及待的跳过去，要求重放一遍他错过的镜头。

17、Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just don’t see why those two can’t work things out!

石头人钱德勒终于哭了，原因是感慨罗斯和瑞秋这一对如此般配的人为什么不能在一起。瑞秋的妹妹勾引罗斯报复瑞秋，罗斯止住了诱惑，因为他突然想到：如果他和洁儿发生了什么，以后就再也不能跟瑞秋发生什么了。他不确定以后能否跟瑞秋再在一起，但是他不想放弃、破坏这方面哪怕只有万分之一的可能。

18、Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

“瑞秋，我把这枚戒指送给你，每次你看到它你都要想到你是个好姑娘，你有机会搞婚外情，但是你没有……”

19、Joey: Hey, you don’t even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!

“钱德勒，你都不住这儿了，凭什么再接这屋子里的电话?”

Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier.

“凭这是我买的行吗，凭我教你怎么用它，你本来以为这是台复印机来着。”

20、Phoebe: (entering from her room) Hey, did she buy it?

“他相信了吗?”

Chandler: Totally.

“一点都没怀疑。”

Phoebe: I can’t believe you’re gonna ask Monica to marry you!

“天哪，你要向莫尼卡求婚了呀!”

莫尼卡预订了结婚场地，向来惧婚如命的钱德勒被吓跑了，找回来后，莫尼卡反复向他道歉才安抚好他的情绪。莫尼卡走后，菲比从卧室出来，揭穿了钱德勒的“阴谋”，看到这里，相信没有人不跟着罐头声音大声欢呼吧。

21、Chandler: Sir, can I ask you to umm, could you…hold out that ring and ask me to marry you?

“先生，你能拿着这枚戒指问我愿不愿意嫁给你吗?”

在爱的前提下，有时候越愚蠢，越动人。

22、Chandler: When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica’s face when I gave it to her, y’know? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Look, this is the most important thing I’m gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure it’s perfect.

当我盯着那枚戒指的时候，我几乎能看到莫尼卡咧着嘴说“我愿意”的样子。望着这枚戒指，却只觉得是枚戒指而已。向她求婚是我这辈子做的最重要的事儿，我想让这个仪式十全十美。

23、Monica: (laughs) Are you sure you’re okay?

“你今天有点古怪，你确定没事儿吗?”

Chandler: Yes! I’m fine. In fact I’ve been fine for a long time now and I think, the reason is you.

“当然没事儿，事实上我这些日子过得好的不能再好了，因为一直有你陪着。”

24、Richard: Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds it’s morning and is refreshed."

因为有了朋友，生活中每一件小事儿中都充满了欢声笑语，丝丝暖意，它使我们不再有虚度的光阴，每一秒都弥足珍惜。

25、Chandler: I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you’ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?

“我一直以为，求婚应该是在一个完美的地方，说一套完美的誓词。现在我明白了，求婚唯一重要的是有一个完美的对象。你带给了我想象不到的快乐，如果你愿意，在我以后的生命里，我会尽所有的努力，让你也体会到我的这种幸福。嫁给我好吗?”

Monica: Yes.

老友记第一季中英文台词(二)

1、Chandler: Oh Mon-Mon-Mon-Mon-look, this is the honeymoon suite. The room expects sex. The room would be disappointed if it didn’t get sex. All of the other honeymoon suites would think it was a loser.

钱德勒(这样好的口才，不当律师绝对浪费了)：“这是一间蜜月套房，它存在的价值就是制造浪漫。如果它无法得到浪漫的场景，其他蜜月套房都会瞧不起它。”

2、Monica: Well, an-anyway, I just—that night meant a lot to me, I guess I’m just trying to say thanks.

“那晚我的情绪真的很糟，所以非常谢谢你，那一夜对我来说意义重大。”

Chandler: Oh. Y’know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn’t because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me ‘cause, you’re really hot!

“那一夜对我同样意义非凡，倒不是因为我情绪不好，而是，你是个美得让人晕倒的姑娘。”

3、Chandler: If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH…MY…GOD.

如果我能成为最棒的，那一定是因为你的原因。与你一起之前我一无是处，糟糕得很。不信你打电话问问我以前的女朋友，反正也没几个，用不了多长时间的。

4、Emily: All right. I'll come to New York and we'll try and make this work.

Ross: Oh that is so great! That's…

Emily: (interrupting him) As long as you don't see Rachel anymore.

埃米利答应原谅罗斯了，她搬来纽约的唯一条件是罗斯以后不再见瑞秋。罗斯在痛苦中做出抉择，蒙在鼓里的瑞秋还为罗斯夫妇欢欣鼓舞，她翘起的拇指，拥抱罗斯的样子，真让人心疼!

5、Ross: There're plenty of people who just see their sisters at Thanksgiving and just see their college roommates at reunions and just see Joey at Burger King. So is, is that better?

“大多数人都是只能在感恩节才能见到妹妹，在同学聚会上才能见到大学室友，在汉堡店里才能撞到乔伊。让我退出吧，没关系的。”

Rachel: No, it's not better. I still don't get to see you.

“有关系，因为我仍旧无法见你。”

罗丝为了和埃米利的婚姻，发誓不再见瑞秋。说到妹妹和室友的部分，虽然举重若轻，但反而更突出了这份感情的难得。而瑞秋……

6、Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than—Ohhh! (They both realize something there.)

You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight. You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about.

“如果你跟恋人小吵一架就意味着分手的话，那你永远都不会有长久的感情的……这只是吵架而已，我们说开了，感情就会更进一步的”

不幸的是，生活中的马修和我都是如此，对吵架有着天生的恐惧。或许莫尼卡说得对，或许有一天我也会长大成熟，有一段长一些的感情。毕竟莫尼卡的后半句话还是很有吸引力的。

7、Chandler: He's a pimp! Yes, he's a pimp. He's a big, tap dancing pimp!

“他是个拉皮条的，他是个喜欢半夜起来跳踢踏舞的拉皮条的。”

罗斯的神经质烦透了兄弟们，两个人准备踢他出门，为罗斯找了间很烂的公寓(除了厨房浴室一体化之外，那公寓真得很像我家)。但后来陷入深深的自责，公寓打来电话询问罗斯状况时，钱德勒把罗斯说成拉皮条的，搞黄了新公寓，留下了好兄弟。

8、Chandler: Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef.

Fat Monica: Okay!

1992年感恩节，莫尼卡因为钱德勒的一句客套话真的做了厨师，而且因为钱德勒说她fat一年减了100多磅，大家都说罗斯深情，他妹妹比他绝对一点不差。

9、Joey: Well, I'm Joey. Yeah, I'm disgusting.

为了掩护那对鸳鸯，乔伊受尽了误解，也有了这句 名言 。

10、Rachel: 'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica and is almost in tears.)

瑞秋想去拆穿莫尼卡和钱德勒的关系，却听到莫尼卡因为瞒着她而愧疚。于是装作不知道，装作相信莫尼卡做了帮钱德勒打扫房间的兼职，眼含热泪恭喜她找到了新工作。

11、Phoebe: Oh yeah, no-no-no. I'm fine. I'm okay, but umm, my Grandma sorta died.

Joey: Pheebs! Sorry!

Phoebe: It's okay, I mean she had a really incredible life. And it's not like I'm never gonna see her again, y'know she's gonna visit.

菲比祖母去世，但是他对死生有特别达观的态度。她觉得祖母的人生足够精彩就没有遗憾，而且觉得祖母还会还魂回来看她，而不是真的离开(迷信唯一的好处)。

12、Phoebe: Really?! What's your name?

Man: Umm, Frank Buffay.

全剧最震撼的一个名字，弗兰克•布费，虽然我们见识过了小弗兰克乃至小小弗兰克，但是，对他的出现实在是大出意料。

13、Frank Sr.: Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on backwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more!

Let's see, how did it, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)

Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.

Why won't you go to sleep?

Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.

You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)

“我是个糟糕的父亲，煮糊了你们的吃的，穿反了你们的尿布，我还编了首歌哄你们入睡，结果你们却哭得更凶了……小娇娇，小娇娇，你咋还不睡觉?小娇娇，小娇娇，害我也睡不着……”

对这个不负责任的人的怨恨，就在这首歌，在这熟悉的旋律里淡化了，从这开始，菲比终于有了一个爸爸。

14、Ross: My best friend and my sister! I cannot believe this.

罗斯用截然不同的情绪说了一模一样的这两句话，情绪转换的原因是因为发现好朋友和妹妹竟是真爱性质，看这个狂躁病人一惊一咤的样子，真的觉得那对鸳鸯很幸福，罗斯也真是幸福。

15、Chandler: Yeah! I've never been in a relationship that's lasted this long before. Y'know to get past the beginning and still be around each other all the time, I think that's pretty incredible. And the fact that this is happening all with you, yeah I think that's pretty exciting. (Kisses her.)

“我从没有过这么久的一段感情。度过了爱情开始的狂热阶段，还死心塌地的愿意跟对方在一起，这本身就是一种美妙的奇迹。更令人幸福的是，创造这份奇迹时，是我和你在一起。”

16、Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?

罗斯科普式的调情方式吓跑了披萨女郎，看到他失落的样子，瑞秋竟然为他去追讨女孩的电话，这个傻大姐也满感人的呀。

17、Chandler: It's a four.

赌桌下面的一对男女，盯着一颗倾斜的色子，然后钱德勒用很好听的声音说：“这是四点。”